Dream SMP Ep. 9 

After a while, hearing that automated voice say "Hey, can you please name me after a..." began to activate my fight or flight.

everyone : “name something after me” i stg ima throw hands

Love how Dream and George are fighting to the death and Alyssa is calmly building like "yes, this is normal behavior"

george and alyssa: [is fighting bc they made each other cry] dreem: *wheezing intensifies*

Naked Dream is terrifying, even when you're wearing full diamond; you never know where he's going to come from.

Glad he finally put his foot down about the naming halfway through the stream

1:17:22 “I’m going to get level 30 off them.” “Well don’t blow up a creeper, whatever you do” *l i t e r a l l y one sec later* . . .

i use this for my background sound while doing my stuff so i dont feel lonely and bored at the same time lmao

george is way to lenient about the naming, he spends like half the stream doing it

To think that this... this server would turn up to be a political role play server..

Dreams floor design by the portal is so nice, I really love it

Top ten most annoying things that happen during George’s streams: 10.people asking George to tell dream that he loves him 9. People asking George to tell dream that he loves him 8.people asking George to tell dream that he loves him 7. people asking George to tell dream that he loves him 6.people asking George to tell dream that he loves him 5.people asking to be named after something 4.people asking to be named after something 3.people asking to be named after something 2.people asking to be named after something 1.people asking to be named after something

Dream was trying so hard to get George to see his stuff😔😔🥺🥺

I feel like if people stopped asking George to do uncomfortable things he would answer more donations...

“George is hard to be friends with” *dream literally calls George his best friend is his own stream before this*

Every time I see "SMP" I immediately think of the word simp and I can't stop

the person donating saying they wasted their birthday money on him and all that is actually such a terrible person wtf. literally guilt tripping george, i feel bad for him

Alyssa: The wood is pretty, its like purple I think George who is colorblind: hmm yeah... its like a weird color 3:12:34

Allyssa and George arguing and then Dream just laughing in the background is hilarious ngl

I THOROUGHLY AGREE WITH DREAM ON HOW ORANGE JUICE JUST STAINSSS YOUR TASTE BUDS

Dream before: kills dogs in cold blood Dream after last stream: will think before killing a pet because Parrot gave him PTSD

Awh :c You can hear Dream losing his voice by the end of this stream, whenever he laughs kinda lightly his voice sounds all scratchy :c I hope he’s doing okay.

dream: come on goerge tell me you love me and then I'll come save you goerge: ..... alyssa: come on goerge you guys do it all the time off camera you always say that dream: yeah he always sayas he loves me off camera but on camera he's just.. shy LMAOOOOOO IM WHEEZING

am I the only one who thought George actually sounded sad after being called selfish? like obviously him being called that was a joke but he just sounded kinda hurt

Breaking news: British Man and Florida Man make fun of 19 year old girl

Not gonna lie all the ‘can you name me after this’ is really starting to get on my nerves... If George forgets some of them get really annoyed and it makes him feel bad. Also it means he can’t do other stuff because he’s stuck naming things.

“can you name something after m-“ *[gunshots]*

Okay I'm sorry but the time where the Alyssa unleashed all the fish it was just amazing when George went full on worried mom mode and flashed out the cave in like two seconds. So wholesome uwu

I’m kinda disappointed, I thought the community was better than to take advantage of George because he’s awkward when it comes to saying no to his fans. Nearly everyone was using him to write there name on an item. Manipulating/guilt tripping is wrong and as I was watching through the stream my smile just turned into a frown because it’s upsetting all these people really think “Oh I spent money so you can’t just say no.” So sad it really is. Edit: I’m glad it didn’t last the whole stream because who would watch 4 hours of children begging for their name to be on an item in their world? Edit 2: uhhh ok 2 years later I did not expect like 900+ likes but yeah kind of a waste of money just to make George feel awkward and get your name on an item that you will definitely forget about in like a few months lol 👍

when dream curses: 1:37:09 (just for myself)

alyssa is so fricking funny i’m glad she’s started talking more i love her

george: george: george: dream: watch this *dies*

istg no hate but all the people asking george to tell dream he loves him are lowkey annoying, like one time is funny but now he just gets uncomfortable://

bro. you are doing god's work. thank you so much

The people in chat asking him to name stuff are so rude

i think the "sound" they were talking about was the little "tiagz" at the beginning of his tiktok remixes

I honestly feel bad for George because people are always guilt tripping him into saying or doing things he's uncomfy with and every time someone asks for their name on something i get second hand embarrassment

Dream and Alyssa’s vibe this whole video >>>>>

They’re always ignoring Callahan :(

Callahan is trying to help but they ignore him F

they be like “ birch is the worst wood “ as if acacia isn’t literally orange💀💀

Everyone’s chill until dream curses

At EXACTLY 3:54:00 the most adorable "thank~you" is what we hear from George.

"The f in Dream stands for funny" BRO I-

WHEN DREAM SAID SHANE DAWSON I DIED

take a shot everytime dreams tells george that "hes such an idiot" gonna be wasted in less than an hour

1:17:24 dream: whatever you do don't blow up a creeper george, not even one second later: *blows up a creeper*

George: *Has a pickaxe without Efficiency V or Mending* Also George: "This is literally the ultimate OP pickaxe"

i've been binging the survival playlist for the past few days lol, thanks for making it easy for me to catch up on both dream's and george's old survival streams

i know they were joking about george being selfish but i would've cried if my friends spoke to me like that

21:40 > dream says the iconic "i love you george" 31:20 > they argue like a old couple. 55:00 > (Will edit this time more accurately later) dream makes Nia (??) Laugh for George 1:46:00 > this whole minute of Alyssa and dream just kills me 2:28:30 > George makes girls cry confirmed 2:31:25 > Alyssa makes boys cry confirmed 3:33:40 > this basically confirms George is a dumbass. 😂😂😂 3:39:40 > "I dont get it, yoy guys say it all the time off camera" moment (thank you Angelina) 4:03:50 > "say you love him george" moment

Lemme get this straight, They don’t like coffee, they don’t like tea, they don’t drink energy drinks- As a borderline caffeine addict, HOW DO YOU SURVIVE?!?!?!?!?!?

I actually made a twitch account so I don't need these anymore but I think it's really amazing and kind what you do for those who can't have one. Congrats on 1k btw hope u keep growing!

its so funny because dream throws a temper tantrum at the end and george is just so confused but dream just wants love

The stream when they hear a female voice: *template of ‘mine’ seagulls* GiRl? gIrL?! GURL? GIRL GIRL GURL GiRl Gurl Girl?!?

2:59:00 "I don't really eat desserts after I've eaten a meal" While I'm eating a bowl of ice cream after having a popsicle earlier, fried chicken for dinner, and coffee cake for dessert #1.

(lemme save this for later) 53:38 lesbians rule :,) 1:39:29 alyssa went ,:o’ lmao, also alyssa and dream wheezing together is now my source of happiness 2:27:33 i’m wheezing lmao 2:28:29 geroge made alyssa cry >:o ( 2:30:42 ) 3:39:32 lmaoo alyssa’s comment- it made me smile tho

i don’t use twitch and would likely miss every stream so thank you so much for this account! i’m really glad i don’t have to miss out on the streams

Dream: I’m finally done. It took forever but now we have fences George: oh let me just go blow it up rq

I love how alyssa just cancelled george in the middle of the stream 😭😭

i just beat the enderdragon in minecraft after 8 years of playing :D

When Dream and George were arguing about the fortress I was like “they really do be an old couple”

Georges little "tank you" is so cute 3:53:57

Time stamps for myself lmao 1:17:24“don’t blow up a creeper whatever you do” *literally one second later blows up a creeper* 1:36:58 eËehëęèê 1:37:08 dweam says swore 1:39:24 fight fight fight 1:46:16 alyssa is just funny idk 2:05:35 dream helping george so people don’t keep asking him to name them something 2:07:14 dream being excited about his building haha 2:10:47 george is colorblind 2:13:24 the sound of disappointment 2:18:41 yes water 2:28:34 george-alyssa beef🥱 2:29:29 gasp úëîh 2:29:40 george-alyssa beef continues 2:40:00 big insult by dream 3:32:03 george can’t kill a ghast 3:33:13 “dream..” eêëeē oóõh 3:33:36 george trapping them in the nether full of ego 3:34:29 a n g e r 3:37:50 dream- idek just ✨mistake✨ 3:38:11 i just like the way he yells nooo 3:38:49 *cat summoning noises* 3:39:29 george is too shyyy 3:46:13 “hahaha smite” *get killed in one hit so laughing intensifies* 3:49:13 i think dream is officially done with streaming for the day lmaooo

I hate how people donate just to say “can you say I love you to dream?” Like it’s getting annoying now. You can tell george is uncomfortable with saying that. You can also tell he doesn’t like saying “I love you” to anybody but his family probably.

Me: 'replays the stream to see if he missed diamonds' Me: 'decides not to waste time and check the comments Comments: "God damn it why is he naming so many people on items!"

Callihan's skin is literally the most cutest thing ever. He is so adorable

Whenever a donation interrupted George when he was saying something funny I wanted to scream

Alyssa: organises all the chests George: still puts shit in the wrong chests

the happiness radiating from the moment where alyssa and dream were laughing was everything

I love how dream always believes in himself even if no one believes in him🥺

when he left the horse armor and the crying obsidian i wanted to cry-

Awww mad dream is so cute🥺😂

I hate how many people are asking George to name stuff after him, he spends half of the time doing it and its low-key annoying

Dream: Eats when his hunger is down to 4 George: EAT EAT EAT EAT MY HUNGER MUST BE FULL

George: *saving up levels to enchant his stuff* The donos: “cAn yOu nAmE a _____ aFtEr mE”

OMG ALYSSA’S LAUGH IS SO CUTEE

Dang this channel is growing really fast... when I started watching dream streams had like 500 subs lol

3:08:28 "Well would you look at that the sun is rising" *I felt that*

George: the family horse, you mean I have to share Dream: “not long ago” this is gonna be my room just for me George: OUR HOUSE WE SHARE EVERYTHING

George: *Kills Dream a milion times, threatens to kill his horse, doesn't give him a single diamond, after all the work he's done, makes stuff only for himself and calls him a show-off* Also George: "Why is he so mad?! He has gone insane! I didn't even do anything!" *Proceeds to kill him again*

George: “We got seven diamonds from four diamonds” Me: *Stonks*

Every time Alyssa joins the stream Everyone- *Simp Mode Activated*

adding timestamps :) 1:37:08 dream swears?! 1:39:24 wow george poor alyssa 1:41:45 sapnap joins :) 1:46:16 laughs 1:56:28 ahaha dream almost threw away poppy 1:57:17 george the pet killer? 2:04:00 PLZ FINALLY THE NAMING 2:05:33 THANK YOU DREAM 2:07:15 the nether portal 1 2:11:17 get PRANKED 2:22:02 whoops 2:23:53 nooo the fish 2:26:30 the nether portal 2 2:27:06 haha retelling of fish accident 2:27:58 george is hard to be friends with? *2:28:33-2:33:31 george made alyssa cry :( + Callahan simp arc? 2:37:46 they've known alyssa and Callahan for a long time 2:39:38 yankee with no brim 2:45:30 dream talking about youtube and George; youtube again at 2:48:20 2:50:48 alyssa love 2:54:10 patches!

the way dream got so aggressive abt orange juice was hilarious lmao

And I thought they were asking him to name them too much on the other stream but my god talk about manipulating

When Alyssa said 'you yoinked it! ' my heart melted call me a simp but she's so precious

When Alissa says F*ck: "BAN HER!!!!!!!!" When Dream says F*ck: "Look at what you made him do, Alissa 😓"

people who want things named after them: **exists** the comment section: *and I took that personally*

Doanator at 12:37 I don’t like you and I don’t like what you did, guilt tripping George :(

“Chill out homedog”

i love the way george dream and alyssa all bicker bahahha

Wish dream streamed this, would be nice to see his perspective since he ACTUALLY WORKED on the base

May 2020 George: the haircut will be after corona Jan 2021: *George still waiting for his haircut*

yeah being friends with george and dream would be cool, but i feel like alyssa would be fun to be friends with

I honestly love how as soon as dream noticed George stressing about naming things he instantly stepped in (^,: I need a friendship like that

love to see you growing so fast!! ❤️

I love these guys so much, they've been helping me through some really hard times thanks for making these into RU-vid videos

I love how George is like "No I'm not gonna watch you DiE" but then he gets jealous when Dream shows Alyssa.

absolutely living for alyssa talking