Dress to Impress is TOXIC (I hate it) 

Since I recorded this, I have played SO MUCH DTI... I'm basically a pro now

Omg these are probably mostly 12 yr olds & satch is a grown ass man just roasting the shit out of their outfits 😂😂😂

« Will they know I’m an office siren?” Had me crying 🤣

I'm just seeing the little mic icon go green and like oh noooo they can hear you xD

The drama in the chat was so hilarious😂

Your niece needs to teach you everything in the game, and than you'll be a TRUE slay queen!!

three games in and he already is acting the stereotypical DTI player, not voting for the good ones because you are mad its so good 🤣🤣

Theme: mythical creature Satch: Karen office siren 😂

0:51 you saying "it's not giving Divine being" is really funny because you chose a dress inspired by Puella Magi Madoka Magica, an anime in which the girl in that dress ends up becoming a goddess who encompasses the concept of hope itself lol

when satch's mic turned on at 17:40 , just while he's insulting the black dress, actually killed me 😭

That first red and yellow was also lord farquad! I am howling "oh they're saying I copied them" 4 mins later "SHES COPYING ME!!!" hahahaha 🤣

i feel like this game is so up your alley, you can make fun of yourself and be creative and you can roast the others

“Not a divine being” dressed like an actual goddess 😂

Lmao Lucy did not catch the sarcasm about the layers in the chat

Asked my 12yro abou tthis while I watched and her are her tips/info. Most people don't know what the theme means. However (at least her and her friends) judge based on if its cute, if they like it, and if it fits the theme. HOWEVER.. Apparently people do what you did , only ever give 1 star, 2 if they like it. The people who win who are awful or not theme fitting have alts or friends with them to give them a 5 star vote so they can win.

Satch: "Everybody's so toxic, so I joined a different server" Also Satch: "I'm gonna sabotage everyone else so I have a better chance to win" 😄😉

Satch, you dressed as Madoka Magica and weren't sure if it's a divine being - she was a literal God, existing beyond time and space, so your outfit was the most accurate to the theme of them all.

the chat drama is so real

Did he not notice his Mic was on in the last part of the game 😂😂😂 so they heard everything 😭

Satch disintegrating in front of our eyes is sending me! 🤣 "What is wrong with these people?!??!!" "I was the best one! You literally can't deny that." I feel like I've been ripped off!"

Satch being on voice chat the entire last round has me dying. They heard everything!

Omg, the anxiety of knowing what everything you needed was and not being able to tell you😂😭

The lord farquad had me ROLLING

as someone who is obsessed with dress to impress and has made an entire channel about it: I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. THE RACISM IS INSANE AND THE DARK HUMOR ISNT EVEN HUMOR. with that said, i still play it for six hours a day

17:41 you had your voice chat on😭😭😭

Not the voice char being on at theblast round😭 Loved the video, hope you do more DTI in the future

My daughter loves DTI but it's totally rigged and they're all so mean to each other

Putting bunny ears on for the first game is so real

how much money did your niece spend on this?! She has VIP AND the custom faces. DAMN

hes voicechat was on 😭

"They're all so mean" Satch i love you but have you been listening to yourself this video? 😂

Satch: "I hope I dont ruin my niece's rep" what I imagine happened later that night.... Niece: "Mum, Uncle Satch totally wrecked my Dress to Impress score!!!" 🤣 You did way better on it than I did when I first tried it. lol

I was playing before and these three girls were on there actively cyber bullying everyone in the server and then proudly admitted they were gonna cyber bully me off the server and immediately got banned lol

crying at the office siren concept this was genius

To get tattoos in to impress you have to pick up long arm sleeves and change the pattern to one of those skin like textures. This is also how you get fishnets.

I’m the runway queen, yes I am” 😂 love it!

There's hidden lore in the game, it's got a scary story behind it. You have to find the clues as you explore the dress up room.

Dress To Depress 😍

Oh yes, yes it is, everyone is so mean and thinks there just superior to everyone else and so much better than everyone else, i get so mad playing this game because like sometimes people's outfits doesn't even fit or go with the theme, there so focused on only "being cute" that it doesn't even match the theme, there's no creativity most of the time either, and it's like people just create hate teams towards you

This needs to be a series!! This was so fun

"I dont know what you're doing in that big black dress" he says walking past with his mic on im actually crying tears

God I still haven't tried to play this game because I know I'll look like an absolute boomer trying to figure it out lmfao and all of the little 12 year olds will read me for filth

PLEEEAAASE PLAY AGAIN!!!!!!!! This was the funniest thing I’ve watched all year 😭

Oh Satch said bangs! He didn’t say fringe! It’s confirmed he’s a faux Brit! *kidding obv lol

Im laugh crying, the fact that you had your microphone on at the end and that they could hear you is sending me

Not the office siren looking like kris jenner 😂😂

0:41 is that Madoka Magica? I think anime magical girls are what they meant by "divine being" 💀

I never in my life I thought I’d hear “Devine being” so many times in such a short time😂

I need a full series on this ASAP

Very excited that satch has hopped on the band wagon of dress to impress ❤

SATCH JOINING THE DTI TRAIN LETS GOOO

ur nieces custom makeup is so good

Heartbroken that I started playing a week ago, became addicted and haven’t played against Satch smh

This was a train wreck. Please play more ❤

omg not them calling each other slag.. absolutely no way 💀 !!

Lol i played this with my niece and i 100% roasted everyone. My niece thought it was hilarious. 😂

I love this game so much. You need to go with like three people and then you can always win

Oh my god! I'm on break at work and I'm five minutes into this video and I'm tearing up from laughter jesus this video has no right being this entertaining! I'm literally going through the comments to try and calm myself down and noticed a comment about you having your mic on in the game hahaha I'm done for 💀

4:57 satch so cold inside 😭😭

The way you had your mic on on The game at The end😭

the mic unmuting. We've all been there shit talking someone then realised its unmuted

"office siren" took me out

I never clicked on a SatchOnSims video that quick

2:12 OMG is that shanice as divine being?? XD

your mic was on the whole time so they heard you

satch: this person has a mask i need one too! Omg some wings and the mask im copying Someone copies wings Satch: Don't copy!!! hahahah

15:31 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 i can. love him so much ❤

"omg i look like sperm" had me dying 😭👌, also that office siren idea is just pure gold!!!

"I don't know what this is but it isn't giving divine being" *dressed as an iconic anime divine being* 😂

Dress to impress is wilddd

Looking for a game that's like if DTI and Jojos Fashion Show had a baby 😩

8:28 is it the person from Shrek

Watching this again knowing your roblox microphone was on the whole time is utterly hilarious 😂

Playing dress to impress with my baddies 💀

That pink dress at the beginning is literally just magi madoka magica clothes wth 😂

You will get a hang of it sooner or later’ I need more DTI from you satch! Ur iconic

"You look like a jar of marmalade." 😭😭

The kids who play this are 16 and younger and mostly have no taste. I've tried a game similar like this.

YESSS SATCH I LOVE YOU FOR PLAYING THIS

I always look at your sims and characters and just LOVE your taste!

this video: when some of us look at the catwalk looks at the met gala

The office siren was such a good idea smh

Satch dressed to impress 😫💅🏽

Satch stressing about not winning is funnn 😂

Pleaseeee more of these videos it’s so funny!

I just loved him talking about Madoka's dress, since she's a divine being 😭

Satch, you're a little toxic too so I think this game will be great for you 😂

This is how I feel whenever I play this damn game. So mad at my little sister for making me play it

Hope i can see more Dress to Impress content its hilarious

Why on earth is she in the beginning wearing Madokas Magical Girl Dress omg 😂 (from the anime puella magi madoka magica, its very good!)

Never expected this day to come

wow your niece got so many stuff bought there and even Vip thats cool, when you're starting you actually don't have that much stuff

I love this game never thought I would see satch playing this but I am here for it! 😂❤

😂 I literally had someone's child teach me how to play last week, and it DID get a little toxic so I am looking forward to watching this video. I, for real, could not figure out the interface at first and had to ask the children how to play 😅. But my whole 4 hours playing was exactly how this playthrough went, but with less copy cats. I could not with the children not understanding the prompt and then voting poorly 😂 only advice is to play with someone because everyone playing this game will vote 1 star if they are greedy to win. I placed a few times because the lobby was nice.

I loved the chat drama :D

I loved Satch playing dress to impress, had a great laugh!

D*mn, even Roblox has colour wheel

I've never heard of this game But I'm here to see the chaos 😂

"This is so good, but i dont want you to beat me, so you're just getting two stars" Isnt this toxic too 😂

im being honest they prob voted u so low because you're VIP. You have to join VIP only lol