Drs Feelgood 

Drs Feelgood
(Verse 1)
Three coaches, life, mindset and fertility,
aimed for employment in agility,
Two-day course, no test to pass,
Now Agile Experts, coaching with class.
Greenfox-Soft, in a market bad,
Hired Marie, Lilian and Tatjana, not for expertise had,
Coaches streamlined “Agile”, all nine teams now in line,
Story points normalized, Atlassian for all - sublime.
(Chorus)
Agile thought leaders, all benevolent,
Now fixing tools not just impediments,
Mindset shifts, two-week sprints all anew,
Agile Academy, we owe it to you.
(Verse 2)
Review same slot, team size set to five,
S*Fe and OKRs, installed - make it thrive,
In Tatjana's team, a mental plight,
Bought couch, prescribed drugs, to set it right.
In Marie's team, dev with a sudden pain,
An Appendix burst, a dire strain,
Coach stepped up, scalpel in steady hand,
Tatjana, Lilian, helped as nurses grand.
(Chorus)
Agile ghost healers, mostly benevolent,
Now Fixing processes not just impediments,
Mindset shifts, two-week sprints all anew,
SCRUMstudy, we owe it to you.
(Bridge)
Surgery now, their daily fare,
Mental health, they handle with care,
Marketing, sales, and HR too,
Business advice, they always knew.
From Scrum to surgery, they evolved,
Every health problem, they resolved,
With hearts of gold and minds so keen,
Coaching Agile, their life’s dream.
(Chorus)
Agile shaman healers, somehow benevolent,
Fixing interactions not just impediments,
Mindset shifts, two-week sprints all anew,
Prince2, we owe it to you.
(Outro)
Marie S., Lilian, Tatjana’s grace,
Every department improved the place,
Now Agile expert coaches / doctors - wise,
Without saying - all three got a raise.
(Final Chorus)
Agile energy healers, maybe benevolent,
Now fixing individuals not just impediments,
Mindset shifts, two-week sprints all anew,
Scaled Agile, we owe it to you.
(Outro)
Marie S., Lilian, Tatjana’s grace,
Every department improved the place,
Now Agile expert coaches / doctors - wise,
Without saying - all three got a raise.
(Final Final Chorus)
Agile energy healers, maybe benevolent,
Now fixing individuals not just impediments,
Mindset shifts, two-week sprints all anew,
Scaled Agile, we owe it to you.
#NoSuchThingAsAnAgileCoach
Thanks to Marcelo Lopez for the nice idea :)
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