How the fuck do you use two hands to play different parts? My brain won't allow it and forces me to mess up. Does this mean that this type of music isn't for me?
It happens if you haven't really played an instrument like it before :P Learning piano or anything similar that takes two hands gives the same experience. Typically it's easier to learn when you're younger, but it's not impossible with some practice. Try doing a pattern with your left hand, then your right hand, and then put them both together.