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DSP Gets His Bacon Totally Cooked by an Impolite Guile, Bans +30 Trolls for “Distracting” Him 

DSP Tries It - Memology 101
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Smells like piggy bacon getting totally fried out here

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@zersch.
@zersch. Год назад
A new episode of "Can't do anything. Literally can't do anything at all."
@torchlight1785
@torchlight1785 Год назад
Next time on “Can’t do anythingZ.”
@michaelb4538
@michaelb4538 Год назад
Dood*
@Sonny173
@Sonny173 Год назад
My move didnt come out
@anamethattellsastory6648
@anamethattellsastory6648 Год назад
💀
@chunkyogurt9130
@chunkyogurt9130 Год назад
“I didn’t do that!” Yes Phil, yes you did.
@KingCobraLolcow
@KingCobraLolcow Год назад
Phil didn't stream yesterday because there was a WWE event. 25% off packs for 1 hour.
@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 Год назад
gotta make those pulls, you never know when you gonna pull a naked hogan
@demisagoat
@demisagoat Год назад
Don't worry though, he doesn't play WWE Champs. Oh wait, no he actually does. But only barely. And he doesn't spend any money on the game. Except when he spends money on the game. But only barely. Trust him d00d.
@OldieWan
@OldieWan Год назад
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Phil spent the whole day yesterday straight snorting 5 Star Naked Hogans!
@jbscotchman
@jbscotchman Год назад
I've never seen anyone with so many excuses for losing.
@Amer1can1nfidel
@Amer1can1nfidel Год назад
his moves "didn't come out" he did it 3 times! not his fault, u see?
@BlazeWill
@BlazeWill Год назад
only person i can think of close to if not more complaining is LFG, lowtiergod hes just as bad if not worse than phil
@seeker1654
@seeker1654 Год назад
He didn’t do that
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 Год назад
Damned trolls distracted him, and "No one here is helping". I guess someone from chat was supposed to take the controller from him and win the match for him.
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 Год назад
@@BlazeWill DSP is even copying some of LTG's routine lately, calling people "nervous".
@drkRoss89
@drkRoss89 Год назад
You can tell Phil was one of "those kids" who would make up BS rules when playing tag.
@McChimpy1
@McChimpy1 Год назад
“That doesn’t count dood you have to be touching for 3 seconds come ahnnnnn”
@shroudedenigma8607
@shroudedenigma8607 Год назад
"What the fawk man, this kid's cheating. I totally dodged that tag ACK ACK ACK"
@reiddutchess9955
@reiddutchess9955 Год назад
He was the kid who covered his sensor in laser tag without a doubt
@markboon2024
@markboon2024 Год назад
Or Monopoly.
@therealoneminuteman4100
@therealoneminuteman4100 Год назад
He was too afraid to go outside and learn how to ride a bike, y'all really think he was playing tag😂
@SilentWeaponsIIl
@SilentWeaponsIIl Год назад
Always a good SF stream when Phil has more bans than wins.
@Angrymonkey2489
@Angrymonkey2489 Год назад
He should be in the Guiness' Book of World Records for most online bans. 😂
@notimportant3033
@notimportant3033 Год назад
@@Angrymonkey2489 Nah, that record belongs to Dale
@djpegao
@djpegao Год назад
*LTG* _: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!_
@scnoz1430
@scnoz1430 Год назад
My favorite part is when he complains about drive impact bc when he does it, his opponents are actually awake and can react and when it’s getting done to him, pigroach can’t react. It’s so blatant that he can’t even come up with an excuse so he just says “I should never use it dood!”
@MndCtrI
@MndCtrI Год назад
This is why I love Street Fighter. This series is supposed to be his profession, the game that put his name on RU-vid, the one precious franchise that he can pretend to be the most knowledgeable about. He comes off as someone who knows all the skateboarding slang, but has never actually boarded.
@risefm001
@risefm001 Год назад
Delicious Sodium Trader Joe’s Tacos at 60 Blames per Minute! I love it! I LOVE IT!
@GamerGuyOG
@GamerGuyOG Год назад
What happens when he bans all his fans and can't get any more money?
@Admiralkirk95
@Admiralkirk95 Год назад
He NEVER uses teleport. Doesn't Dhalsim have an escape tool with that, or is more of a cross up tool?
@TruxtonTatsujin
@TruxtonTatsujin Год назад
It's pretty important for Dhalsim's mobility. It's not frame 1 invul but if you find a gap you can teleport out.
@torchlight1785
@torchlight1785 Год назад
You’re asking Phil to properly learn a new mechanic, that’s not Phil’s style.
@LeeONardo
@LeeONardo Год назад
@@torchlight1785 new mechanic? Dhalsim had that since original Turbo! lol he just can't fully utilize Dhalsim, pig brain got too much fat in it to process.
@torchlight1785
@torchlight1785 Год назад
@@LeeONardo Really? That makes Phil look even worse…
@airiakizuki5592
@airiakizuki5592 Год назад
@@torchlight1785 phil knows about teleport already but its the same problem hes got with every other move, his execution is abominable. he cant input moves properly to save his life
@WhiteAlbumGG_YT
@WhiteAlbumGG_YT Год назад
Dude said random level 3 like Dhalsim’s foot wasn’t half way across the screen
@arurcardo
@arurcardo Год назад
I like how everytime someome jumps in he likes to say lukky jump-in like wtf it wasnt lukky
@alexgaudette988
@alexgaudette988 Год назад
He's playing a zoner projectile character and he's surprised people wanna jump over his fireballs
@arurcardo
@arurcardo Год назад
@@alexgaudette988 I kno right
@YoYakuman
@YoYakuman Год назад
He loses Drive on Dhalsim faster than any other character because Dhalsim is the only character he blocks on LOL First time I've ever seen him hold down back
@B.A.Killington
@B.A.Killington Год назад
I think I've learned that 4th place at evo is the equivalent of 7 billionth worldwide.
@comforteagle721
@comforteagle721 Год назад
Street Fighter 6: Excuses Edition
@djedryan
@djedryan Год назад
I'm losing because of the trolls!🤣🤣🤣
@SaiyanofLegend1993
@SaiyanofLegend1993 Год назад
I have to ask, if he's trying to learn the character, then why is he in ranked? I suppose learning as you go is a thing, but he's clearly not very good at that.
@alanrcastro8580
@alanrcastro8580 Год назад
SF6 is the worst game to NOT learn a character. It have such a ridiculous amount of info about the characters, theirs tools and combos.
@corvus8638
@corvus8638 Год назад
He’s a narcissist so he can’t lower himself to learn from someone else
@Sheat101
@Sheat101 Год назад
I'd say that the natural course of learning is Training Room, CPU, then ranked. Learn some moves, test against the bots and see how it can be applied in a somewhat real match, then fight against another player. Add the fact that YT has a bunch of creators helping you understand fundamentals and that SF6 has frame data in training mode AND replays, it's hard not to improve.
@naterivers6107
@naterivers6107 Год назад
He has fundamental misunderstandings of the game that will never allow him to get better. He legit needs to learn the bare bone basics before he can even start fighting.
@adoredolla4632
@adoredolla4632 Год назад
I dont think you understand the fundamentals of the game either tbh.
@naterivers6107
@naterivers6107 Год назад
@@adoredolla4632 Okay, this'll be good. What makes you say that?
@chad8813
@chad8813 Год назад
I think he understands the basic fundamentals, bro.. he's just dogshit
@Bwekfest
@Bwekfest Год назад
​@@naterivers6107that has to be Phil using another account. 😂 I can't think of another illogical person saying something to defend Phil.
@djx7134
@djx7134 Год назад
@@Bwekfest Phil's dents. Yes, incredibly, there are actually people who watch DSP unironically. I don't know how it's possible, but that's humanity for ya.
@Modifiedtaco
@Modifiedtaco Год назад
Why doesn’t he just get a job and not beg, then play the victim and try to blame others for his failures?
@johns1625
@johns1625 Год назад
Dude he's literally just button mashing. You can tell he's just doing whatever, because you can hear him smashing buttons and getting caught too late every time he tries to do anything. Yes it's true, he can't do anything. There is nothing he can do because he's a choad at this game. He wins almost never and people still watch him?
@CullObsidianPlays626
@CullObsidianPlays626 Год назад
As long as he has been on *LEVEL 1* you would think he knows how to deal with *LEVEL 1s* by now 😂😂😂. 4:34 so i guess your character can't....ummm...teleport???
@RobtheStampede
@RobtheStampede Год назад
His zoner gets trapped in the corner and he complains that he's losing.
@shreebington
@shreebington Год назад
they were distrack-ack-ackting him!
@paulettebarton7257
@paulettebarton7257 Год назад
Phil needs to cough up some more mod wrenches, lol 🔧
@chrispharmd2077
@chrispharmd2077 Год назад
Phil watched Broski and thought, "I could do that." Phil is definitely NOT Broski.
@skiie
@skiie Год назад
Random jump in or predictable yoga fire?
@arkanans6354
@arkanans6354 Год назад
Pretty sure he's already played all characters on sf6. Yet he's expect us to believe "oh [insert his opponent moves] always stop everything i do" excuse. I never play any fighting game but even i can call on his bs after watched 1 or 2 detractors vid.
@chiball
@chiball Год назад
i’ve played fighting games for about 2 years (20-something less than phil), sf6 less than phil, and i can confidently say i could beat him easily because he refuses to learn or change up his gameplan. all he can do is make excuses to feed his ego
@renemejias1842
@renemejias1842 Год назад
Phil is still clinging to the past glory days of SF II
@RyTheZombieGuy
@RyTheZombieGuy Год назад
8:25 holy shit lmao he pulled out a ltg card with that 😂
@chiball
@chiball Год назад
a “waste of life” sounds a lot like being a 40 year old playing video games and begging for money from mentally challenged people all day
@theirondragon7158
@theirondragon7158 Год назад
He doesn’t even register that he’s using the same excuses over and over. Totally no self awareness. He truly believes the game is cheating him and only him. Victim burnell.
@pipehelix5776
@pipehelix5776 Год назад
"Stuffed, can't do anything" 80% it's mashing jab on wakup vs a meaty, which has never beaten it evrr
@digz6997
@digz6997 Год назад
find the teleport button my guy lmao
@Elare-
@Elare- Год назад
Wake up supers are only ok when the goutpig does them
@crazyworld54321
@crazyworld54321 Год назад
KAH MAHN!! These scrubs are doing random ass moves against Piggy. I mean you can't expect Phil to be able to do anything.
@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 Год назад
Can you smell that?
@crazyworld54321
@crazyworld54321 Год назад
All I can smell is cooked bacon
@deadexo-3
@deadexo-3 Год назад
“Smells like BITCH in here…”
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Год назад
All I can taste is the salt
@iRock_750
@iRock_750 Год назад
Salt!
@tardissins7512
@tardissins7512 Год назад
Hmm today I will do a committal projectile at close range and then get surprised when my opponent jumps over it
@leviathanprime1
@leviathanprime1 Год назад
I love that in 2023... DPS still cries about not being able to block, "I was buffering and didn't press the button", etc. All the while playing on a stick and he can hear him slapping the buttons. I'd still pay money to see his actual inputs on screen.
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline Год назад
Another youtuber showed how to look up all his matches with inputs. Can't remember the name of the channel but should be easy to find with youtube search.
@StationaryBeggar
@StationaryBeggar Год назад
Yeah sf6 lets you look up matches with the inputs enabled. He mashes like crazy but we already knew that.
@Empolo18
@Empolo18 9 месяцев назад
There's a channel that does match replays of a lot of DSP grind to masters recently. Just search "Sf6 DSP dirge" and it'll be the top result. It's the best "My brother in christ we have reciepts" content I've seen in years.
@Omaeka991
@Omaeka991 Год назад
"NOTHING I CAN DO MY MOVES JUST GET STUFFED!" yes that what the definition of meaty is you human meatball
@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
The only one NOT understanding that living the way Phil does, is unaterual and mentally damaging, is Phil. He knows he is in his own private Hell but unabke to break free.
@eruza_7716
@eruza_7716 Год назад
The sad thing is he chooses to live like that
@72139
@72139 Год назад
If he could only get those fat little fingers to input moves as fast as his mouth spits out excuses he’d be one of the best players on the planet !
@Xseedsofevil
@Xseedsofevil Год назад
That loser GamerTrekker giving pigroach all his money 🤡
@UNIRockLIVE
@UNIRockLIVE Год назад
Bacon cooked 😂😂 i see what u did there 😅😅
@Sharksugar
@Sharksugar Год назад
The blackest eyes….the desperate double hand slap on the gaming stick. The robust salt. Pissed he missed out on his hourly wages. It was a good day boys.
@B.A.Killington
@B.A.Killington Год назад
"I'm bad because of idiotic trolls, no one is teaching me (4th place at evo) to play, and my internet went down! Now everyone is so far ahead of me!"
@axelfighter15
@axelfighter15 Год назад
I'm sorry, 4:10 is hilarious. That dumb ass laugh he does is killing me. Then the slowdown laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rogernancy9839
@rogernancy9839 Год назад
Lol, it's like playing against my youngest brother when I'm beating him on mk11. Only thing missing: the controller toss.
@Black_Revue
@Black_Revue Год назад
No Character can Save Phil from Defeat SODIUM Fighter 6: Hogan Attack
@trevorpearlharbor5171
@trevorpearlharbor5171 Год назад
"Why does Dhalsim lose drive meter so fast?" He doesn't. You just have piss poor meter management. Phil's also the only Dhalsim player I've ever seen to actively *never* use a single teleport, and that's been a thing since SF4. EDIT: He did teleport... with absolutely no Drive meter, so he gets gangbanged in the corner. Phil needs to drop this game. He's just awful.
@jollykami
@jollykami Год назад
"stuffed" is what really kills me. Fundamental misunderstanding of how fighting games work.
@TheGhostBlackops
@TheGhostBlackops Год назад
I remember that woolie from SBFP, said that as you get older you won’t get better at fighting games, your reflex get slower and more. If DSP in he’s peak could do okay, no wonder he’s completely trash now
@crazyworld54321
@crazyworld54321 Год назад
Is The Dirty Dictator on the warpath? BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED! Gone!! FOREVER!!!
@lydellb
@lydellb Год назад
My guy, it's not a random jump in, if they jump over your poke or fireball and punish you with a combo. Also, if you people are reacting to your drive impact then you are using it wrong.
@richardq916
@richardq916 Год назад
LMAO, that was DSP? i didnt even notice , just another scrub - KappaCaliPunk
@LarryRaNelson
@LarryRaNelson Год назад
Dahl-seem
@chiball
@chiball Год назад
phil trying to play all these characters and learn none of them is a cope so he can fall back on the excuse that he hasn’t been focusing on a character so of course he can’t beat try-hards. it’s not his fault dood
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline Год назад
If he just picked a character or two he wouldn't have an excuse, so he never will before he wage quits
@nathanielbeven9052
@nathanielbeven9052 Год назад
is "gametrekker" another oneminuteman? he always seems to dono after the first donations die down and get it above 50...as does DSP always does with OMM.
@lolcowforever1021
@lolcowforever1021 Год назад
He could do this thing called not looking at the chat while he's playing a game
@craigsovilla6578
@craigsovilla6578 10 месяцев назад
Yeah right lol attention is too important for this pig.
@lol_larry_face
@lol_larry_face Год назад
I like how he says “I can’t do anything” like Dhalsim doesn’t have a LITERAL TELEPORT
@eth0
@eth0 Год назад
He’s already planting the seed of his excuse for not getting better at the game, that everyone else has had plenty of time already to practice with their mains but him. What our good old friend Kent Black here has proven time and time again is that he’s incapable of getting better.
@richardwilliams5387
@richardwilliams5387 Год назад
Calls detractors a "waste of life". That sounds dangerously close to when he used to suggest they unalive themselves.
@DMC86X
@DMC86X Год назад
Nothing he could do dood. It’s fucking drive impact. Random level 3 from mid screen.
@RintoWasTaken
@RintoWasTaken Год назад
Can anyone confirm that hes not acting?
@kenmasters4219
@kenmasters4219 Год назад
Random lvl 3 from mid screen , no phil thats called reactions
@Blackcherrysyrup
@Blackcherrysyrup Год назад
Sure, don't H.K or figure out his anti-air poke. Or better yet continue with the excuses.
@johnnyzen4282
@johnnyzen4282 Год назад
This game has been out for what 4 weeks and hes still "learning"? 🤡 🐷
@jasonsgroovemachine
@jasonsgroovemachine Год назад
7:40 So is it not comcasts fault for him sucking because he had to stream late? Did I hear that right?
@z304legend
@z304legend Год назад
Phil is sitting there in his comfy chair crying "these people have been playing for weeks and are masters of their favorite characters while I'm behind, I can't do anything about it"... All Phil does is sit there and play games he should be actually in the top 5% of most games since he thinks he's a pro ... What a freaking cry baby hypocrite..
@Gentou76
@Gentou76 Год назад
This is How You Don't Play Street Fighter 6 will be a mountain of salt that can be seen from space.
@sound285
@sound285 Год назад
he's that player that all you have to do is DI him he has no idea how the mechanic works lol.
@KissTheManiac
@KissTheManiac Год назад
How will he ever learn to play Dhalsim with all the trolls in chat? If only there was a way in the game to look up high-level Dhalsim player's matches to see what they're doing...
@Steven-ex3ne
@Steven-ex3ne Год назад
3:10 that was on reaction Phil
@santiklingo
@santiklingo Год назад
6:23 this one just annoys me to be honest, we all know DSP is actually not as good as he thinks he is and makes excuses, but holy shit this one is such a blatant example of him being bad. DSP threw out a long reach attack, and then a fireball, the Guile waited for him to mess up, and punished it with a jump in. It wasn't a "random jump." The Guile played well and punished DSP's random nonhitting move spam by jumping over and landing a combo. It is literally a text book example of someone playing poorly and then getting punished for it. The fact that DSP is constantly doing this is soo embarrassing and I couldn't ever imagine acting like this personally...
@quietdignityandgrace
@quietdignityandgrace Год назад
"I hadn't played for a few days, so EVERYONE ELSE got a chance to get better than me." (reeee) That has got to be his best excuse to date. This fkn guy. "I was practicing 'X', 'Y' and 'Z' while everyone was playing tournaments, Thus and Therefore they were able to beat me" And of course he has NO IDEA how stupid that sounds.
@corndogburglar8698
@corndogburglar8698 Год назад
So he keeps saying he's trying to learn thos character. He doesn't know how to get out of corners. He doesn't know the pros and cons of charging fire balls. He doesn't know the basics of his character, yet he keeps playing in ranked where everyone DOES know their character and they are playing for keeps. How does that make any sense? Go to the lab, and then play casual while learning a character. Don't complain about trying to learn a character in Platinum Ranked matches lmao.
@jordanstanfield7361
@jordanstanfield7361 Год назад
I don't really DI I only work in reacting to DI
@georgeclinton4524
@georgeclinton4524 Год назад
I barely know what's going on in this game, but is Phil complaining about being trapped in the corner while playing a character that can literally teleport?
@PHELTHY49plus20
@PHELTHY49plus20 Год назад
6:41 u can tell the guile tried a flash kick but his "move dropped" but little Philly didn't say anything
@Beautiful_Mess
@Beautiful_Mess Год назад
DSP of 2008 has the same excuses of DSP 2023. So how were you “playing a character” then, but not now Phil? 🤡
@Darktotaled
@Darktotaled Год назад
why was he mashing super while taking a combo string tho?
@virgo4200
@virgo4200 Год назад
I though DSP was a street fighter champion lol dude is just button mashing
@zekeiwa5837
@zekeiwa5837 Год назад
So he's losing because people don't hold his hand, not because he's a scrub, got it
@jamesstewart7784
@jamesstewart7784 Год назад
funny how he said there where so many nasty people in chat yet he was raging the the Zangief who beat him "didn't win" and was pissed chat disagreed with him.
@TheAxeGrinder
@TheAxeGrinder Год назад
More excuses than bills.
@shuffleB
@shuffleB Год назад
He should "at any moment, pick up any controller and play at a professional level."..
@butteredtoast3032
@butteredtoast3032 Год назад
yeah you cant do anything, i only wish dhalsim had a teleport... wait...
@StationaryBeggar
@StationaryBeggar Год назад
He can't teleport dood. That would put his family in danger.
@vand3l
@vand3l Год назад
@2:30 So he's saying he sucks because he tries too hard?
@Edwinschuur
@Edwinschuur Год назад
How can he be a platinum rank?
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 Год назад
Love how baffled he was all this stream that he couldn't true blockstring off a blocked fireball into DI in corner. It says outright in corner "LOCKED" to imply that you can't do that because that'd be an unblockable.
@UNIRockLIVE
@UNIRockLIVE Год назад
All he does is MASH MASH MASH MASH... GONE.... FOREVER
@darkone666
@darkone666 Год назад
0:37 professional gamer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Openda547
@Openda547 Год назад
Cooked piggy, i can smell that bacon 😶‍🌫️
@MasterJim87
@MasterJim87 Год назад
I am doing nothing!!!!! (Counter hit) (Counter hit) (Counter hit) yeah sure phil 🤭
@MegaDudeman21
@MegaDudeman21 Год назад
These videos are way too short and i mean that as a compliment.
@eltoneoc77y
@eltoneoc77y Год назад
I mean you'd expect " A 4th place Evo participant " to do better than this. But this is atrocious, always complaining and making excuses. It's just pathetic.
@OldieWan
@OldieWan Год назад
Wow. Phil sucks. But there was nothing he could do about it. The controller wasn't working. Horrible game design. He was stuck in the corner. What did you expect him to do? Did you expect him to just hit buttons or something. This isn't a game! Simply beyond his scope. As there is nothing that could be done. Real Grease-ball stuff!
@Se7en20082008
@Se7en20082008 Год назад
7:22 "I'm missing something essential from my game....." Yes you are missing the basic fundamentals of a fighting game. Because you don't know this..that's why you lose...and whine....and make excuses...
@quietdignityandgrace
@quietdignityandgrace Год назад
Everything his opponent does is Random. HOW? He hasn't a clue how dumb of an "excuse" that is. Not a reason, an excuse... because he is the victim here... always.
@xiliosbecquer3543
@xiliosbecquer3543 Год назад
I find Hilarius the lack of skill and adaptability of "GAME SUCKS BC NOT HARD AS SF4" players. This guy and LTG are the same drops of garbage water coming out from a McDonald's waste in an alley. At least the salt is incredible, keep up the good content my man!
@DarknessXxMaster
@DarknessXxMaster Год назад
It's possible phil has a learning disability. He just never learns.
@TamaOne
@TamaOne Год назад
I mean you got a point, he got a business degree and nothing to show for it.
@Syl3nt-y2n
@Syl3nt-y2n Год назад
I love it when he says theirs nothing he can do, except beg for tips and insult his viewers that he can do everytime without fail!
@vincentho3792
@vincentho3792 Год назад
3:28 Dhalsim loses drive meter so fast! 3:39 recklessly blows 4 meter v-reversaling and DI immediately....sure Phil...it's Dhalsim's fault
@TenshiPog
@TenshiPog Год назад
Not even 10 seconds in and he's already GINerating an excuse for why he lost. Never change piggy.
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