@@vkp2211 I love the way he'll always say that like it doesn't just make him look even worse. If they're not doing anything impressive and still kicking your gouted ass, what does that make you Philly?
You know, one very positive thing about Phil being stuck where he is on Level 1 forever is he is not able to give grief and misery to the people he would need to interact with working a real job. Can you imagine having to work with this guy? To rely on him to be accountable and honest and hard working? You would be unable to teach him anything, because he never does anything wrong! He did everything correct! I pushed reciept and it gave me open till! THE PAPER JAMMED ON IT'S OWN! THE HOSE UNPLUGGED IT'S SELF! I LITERALLY CHECKED THE CIRCUIT TWICE AND IT STILL GAVE ME ELECTRICITY!!! 😂😂
What we have learned from his Machinima react is the one single reason why Phil got fired from each and very single job, partnership program, MCM, and sponsorship he ever had: HE IS A LAZY, ENTITLED, SELFISH PR*CK. This is why no one will work with him ever.
yeah it's always UNEARNED, MASH JAB and HE GUESSED when in reality guy baits him with a drive rush and punish or reads his blanka ball timings cuz he spam them like a moron 🤣
So he spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars to pay for a game and joystick he already owns just so he can be unable to rank up?? WHUUUUT? ARE YOU SHIDDING ME??? COME AHNNNN!!!
He thinks everyone’s crouching jab is the same speed and some moves just have more “priority” than others. Gief for example , his crouching jab isn’t 4 frame but he uses it like it’s the quickest move.
Yeah not once have I ever heard him say something like "thats +2 so im safe" or "that move is -6 why couldnt I punish it was lag" its always just MID SCREEN HIGH PRIORITY DOOD NOTHIN I COULD DO
He can't because he can't even remember what he just lied a few sentences ago. He is so terrible at math and how can he remember those numbers in his little brain? The answer is no because he is too dumb.
I once used to have this scrubby attitude where you call the people that beat you scrubs when in reality, sometimes you lose, and some days more than others. Letting go of your ego and just enjoying each game, and learning from losses make the whole experience more worthwhile. After all, games are supposed to be enjoyed. This is juicy salt content tho lol
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 bro this comment got me weak. Cause I also was like this in my teens. I am 30 now. I have bills and a job and when I game in my free time I refuse to allow losses to crush me and make me bitch and moan. In fighting games, when you lose, it’s on you. You didn’t make the right plays. You didn’t react or read properly. DSP simply can’t accept the fact that he isn’t GOD of SF pol
"There's still this back here. It's always in the back of my neck, in the back of my head, in the back of my mind, and it's always telling me *SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"*
"He didn't outplay me, I outplayed HIM!" Well, the scoreboard seems to think otherwise, Philhole. Also, if all these Kens play "the same pattern" then it stands to reason that you should easily be able to recognize it and act accordingly.
I can’t wait until Phil finally uses Ken so he can inform us that Ken has no tools and loses midrange to every other character. I know he’s said he’s going to try every character but I wouldn’t be surprised if he skips Ken completely.
He will never play as ken. I've said this since he started sf6, and it's because of the ridicule he got from wearing that cross dressing Ken costume. A real ptsd based decision.
Ken is strong but he does require more execution than blanka or honda. Remember he can't input DP consistently in sf2 and I doubt he can do any basic ken combos consistently.
Oh he will never play Ken guaranteed. His first loss would debunk everything he’s been saying. I disagree and think Ken is like top 5-6 easily but he’s not unbeatable the way Phil describes. A lot of his stuff like stand medium kick and medium+fierce are not safe but he would never point that out even if he did realize that.
Master Phil already proved the trolls wrong by ranking one character to Master. He’s playing at a high, competitive level with a premium fight stick. He was never outplayed by Ken. He literally never actually lost.
i pray everyday phil plays as ken and then has to sit there and cry because he cant blame his controls or broken characters anymore (he can still always blame lag even without lag though)
Whenever DSP fights a Ken you tend to hear "SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP!!" If, by some miracle, DSP decides to play Ken, all you will hear is an echo of "HOW'D I LOSE?!". I say it will be an echo, cause you will be hearing it from both Ken and DSP.
What a shocker, he doesn't know he went into burnout because he blocked too much. You know, the thing he says he never can do? CANT BLAHHHHHHHHHHK ACK ACK ACK ACK
"I've had Kenough of this shit" - Karen Burnell after getting dragged thru the floor by "scrub Ken" with side cameos by Rando Super and Guess Mash Jab.
@@dustinalan8425 mb didnt think of that, its actually disturbing how willing he is to remove clothing from men, ie always choosing Gief's speedo costume vs his regular that has full pants on and RUNS from and sort of women being less clothed and actually flips the fuck out. He might actually be lowkey gay, Wife or not maybe they aint doing shit because he cant get it up for women idk dood.
guys hes evolving, he finally admitted hes losing because he doesnt have enough experience to know spacing. it may only be like 1/8th of the equation, but hes getting there
Memeology, at the rate guys like you, Nicholai, Snort, and Doody put out on these comps of Phil and Dale (LTG), that'll be *all* of the salt comps this game will need in its lifetime. Big ups for the long compilation of Phil getting smoked by my boy, Mr. Masters. XD
Somehow the thing he does that annoys me the most is NON STOP calling Ken's standing heavy punch standing medium punch. DSP if you want to cry about something, at least know which move youre crying about lol
Shes too busy worrying about her real job to keep them alive and with a roof. She couldn't care less about Dusty Phil's game woes. I dont see what anyone could see in Phil, its baffling.
"It's just a pattern, it's literally a basic online pattern. There is no conscious inzelligent thought in this f***ing head right now" - perfect description of DSPs Playstyle.
31:58 He whiffed DP (OD vertical ball) on perfect parry, and Ken did DP to beat any options DSP was gonna do. Funny thing is he claims that Ken breaks perfect parry 😂🔥
With this 90+ Min of TIHYDP VS SF6 Ken Compilation, one would think that DSP would finally know how to counter against Ken Players. Only issue with this Statement is that this applies to DSP's entire miserable Life. How does this foo get paid more than Folks doing lots of Heavy Labor like Truck loading/unloading?
Best part is the sit down and shut up as pigroach complains. But he is also this whiny against every person he loses too but has a special bag of salt vs ken's 😂😂😂
I may not be a good gief player or just in general a experienced or "pro street fighter" player, but if the jumping is that annoying, doesn't Zangief have a really cool level 1 that's an anti air?
7:55 "Dee Jay doesn't have safe moves" BRUH what he wants is a get out of jail free type of move like Blanka ball Also everyone knows fighting Ken in the corner is very difficult, it's only Phil who gets whiny about it and it's only master level Phil who mashes every button under the sun and hopes he gets a random super, no wonder he gets Counter Hit like crazy
I love how he clearly hasn’t learned anything in years of playing and it’s so easy to tell by the way he does “fgc talk”. He just says buzz words with no relevance to the situation “His jab beat my blockstring cause he mashed” any normal person would say something like “im +2 there how did they beat my 4framer”. Phil is just speaking nonsense 99% of the time. Also “They’re doing nothing but patterns and midscreen safe stuff what am I supposed to do?” Like my guy if it’s a pattern then predict what they’ll do and defend against it. Instead he just goes “ah can’t block it”
