Seriously what is wrong with him? 12 minutes when all he has to say is, "I don't have enough money," (which isn't true) and also, "No convention would want to have me because I'm too controversial," which isn't even relevant to the question asked. They asked if he would do a fan meetup, not if he would do a panel at a con.
@@ickyfist Exactlyyy. He has a strong tendency to skew or misrepresent things people say/ask him by answering things that weren't asked. It both annoys and baffles me greatly
"They sit at home behind their computers." -Guy who sits at home behind a computer except one day a week to get groceries. Just like Wings, every insult is a projection.
The only interaction he wants from his dents is in the form of US Dollars. He's never leaving his safe space. Not for a Dent Con, not for a honeymoon, not for his parents' funeral.
If all us detractors have heard this story a hundred times how many times have his dents heard it. Phil is truly regarded. And wow his stroke mouth is looking horrible today
What else is he going to tell his audience about? He has not actually experienced anything since he moved to Washington. Can't help but live in the past and cope with his miserable situation by indulging in vices ... he did nothing wrong, dood, he did everything correct!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear him now 😂😂 “well since you all want to give me money and insist, I will be charging 20$ per photo. You all insisted I do this so I can pay bills for my family. Right? Right”
Anyone asks him a question remotely about him and you know to prepare yourself for the daily 20 minute retcon history lesson that he spews every fkn day, over and over.
Gee, and Phil wonders why his fans are called dents 🙄 Also, I wouldn’t want ANY psychical interaction with Phil cause I bet he’s disgusting giving how his house and such are.
The next time you watch a clip of Phil look at his hands. He is constantly digging in his ears and nose. Then he wipes his fingers on his chair or Zelda pants.
13 maxed credit cards atleast. Ended in bankruptcy. Going through bankruptcy currently and says he can't wait to pull more lines of credit. Dude is beyond dunce level intellect.
Having made as much money as he has over the past 15 years and still ending up 500K in debt, is truly a marvel to behold. His money management is factually proven to be on the very bottom level. If you could be bothered to calculate the amount of money he missed out on, because he did not take opportunities, did not act upon trends in a timely manner and generally never did RU-vid properly, it would be even worse. By all accounts, this guy should be worth millions of dollars and he knows it, too. That is why he is so jealous of other people while also claiming that the one reason he isn't rich is that he did not want to sell out. The truth, of course, is that he was stupid way beyond what should have been permitted at the age he was already at when the gravy train started.
10:44 That’s rich coming from Mr. Gated community doesn’t leave the house Burnell. And if this were true in Phil’s twisted head canon, why did he claim years ago that detractors would try to kill Jasper? Which is absolutely absurd cuz that cat is the only innocent thing in that house.
I hate when Phil talks for his fans or quotes people? They always sound as alien and weird as him and I just refuse to believe people actually end up like DSP. He’s an eldritch being, archaic in nature.
"these types of people are anti social losers...they sit in their homes and they do things behind a computer...they won't do sh1t!" ..... again Phil perfectly describes himself whilst trying to insult others
I personally said this to him in an email, he is the one deflecting litetally what i told him in a 30 second email.. i said he hides and calls his room safe space.. he did.. 😂 hid from jaha
"I've been a Content Creator for 16 years..." Really, Phil? 16 years? You should bring that up more often, you never mention that you've been a Content Creator for that long!
I just can’t comprehend why glasses is a donation tier. Imagine a beggar coming up to you asking for money telling you that if you give them money they will put on some glasses
Yeah he definetly bought that sonic figure himself lol. Cant even come up with a reasonable story or playthrough for the "fan" to liked so much he gave it to him. Just "you did some sonic content"
I remember in 2013, Phil made a video literally titled "TO THOSE WHO SAY I'VE CHANGED" which was just him coping and making excuses for like 10 minutes
So one day, he'll say he's changed from his early days where he said very hateful and derogatory things, but now he says he never changed and people hated him out of nowhere. Pick one, Phil. Yeah, "my detractors are anti social losers." This coming from a guy who leaves his house only once per week.
That would be rich, seeing Phil getting hugged by his son Derich. From what I recall when he went to conventions people were more interesting in talking with John because Philburt was acting like a complete recluse and didn't want to interact with his fans.
Love when dsp starts spinning his yarn and Jasper runs up to cover his mouth with his tail 😂 Attaboy, justice for Jasper, the highest IQ in the Snortfort
u cant save something thats this far gone and has been so for almost 16 years now he needs to realize hes a failure and its really his fault its not ours its him
I can’t believe that someone can say the same thing differently everyday. AND then people listen to him and pay him to say the same thing differently. He’s like the clown meme where he slowly turns into the clown mode fr fr
Somewhat weird but relatively innocent question asked? Phil immediately decides that it's time to go on a 10 minute tirade about the past. Literally nobody was asking for a diatribe about what his life was like in 08-13 or how evilAJ "ruined everything" with TIHYDP. On that note, though, that might make for some fun retro throwback stuff. Phil sweats enough when something racist or controversial pops out of his mouth in the throwback shit. I'd love to see him get hit with requests for the MGS series. He'd never do it, though. No matter what, he'd blame detractors and trolls for voting for that one. But still, it'd be fun to think of him nervously laughing every time Mei Ling shows to because he knows he's about to pop off with some really racy Chinese jokes. Y'know, while we're still obsessing over things that happened a decade ago and all. Strange how that's all he wants to talk about because anything in the last five years is off limits discussion. Finances and WWE might come up if we get more recent, after all.
To be fair Phil if I onwed a convention center I would invite you. Then again I'm a fan of train wrecks and demolition derbys so take that for what it's worth
7:45 DSP really has the opinion that internet culture changed for the WORSE because better content was being made and people only wanted well produced, good content and not his slop. He's created this cope to protect his fragile ego but it's so nonsensical. He's not even good at being a narcissist.
Really Phil? Not meeting fans because you don't have enough time for your "family"? Just be honest you don't want to really meet your delinquent dents in person
Remember when he said he went to some convention (cant remember which one) and he claimed the room was fully packed with people wanting to listen to him. Then the video of the event showed like 50 people and empty seats lmao.
wtf, I cannot stand when DSP says he has a family. That shit annoys me 🙄. Like wth, he’s just married with a frickin pet cat. That’s not a family. The guy is so delusional
so he says he's changed compared to his old person, but then says he's the same person he was before and there is no reason for people to attack him now... Gee i wonder what the reality is...
I think it'd be oic. Doob is completely unhinged. Larping as a puppet master controlling Phil's meaningless world. It's possible he drugs and Rs phil in his hotel room. 💯
In a recent WPIG MonkeySpank Monologues, didn't they play a clip of Phil saying he arrived late to the convention because he and Panda were late because they were tired from playing at an arcade the night before?
Phil says your a Drama Queen and we detractors know it and you use click bait titles and we hate Jayde. 😅😅😅. I don't hate Jayde. I don't like him being manipulated and being taking Advantage of. I hope his pignosis wears off for his sake. DentCon is such a dumb idea IMHO. Thanks for the great videos. It makes my day.
_"my attitude never changed, my content never changed, right? I didn't do anything different; people just suddenly stopped liking me"_ See also: _"I've changed so much as a content creator over time, my attitude is completely different, I'm no longer toxic like I was; and for some reason, people no longer like me..."_
I’d go to Dave-Con, if not just to see his dents fight over who gets to kidnap him. While the smart money would probably be on OiC or on the promising rookie BBPhil, I’d be hoping for the surprise return of Lycifersoul.
Bro holy fuck x.x why is he like kingpin from daredevil season 2 starting every fucken sentence with "when i was a boy" or in this case something something content creator for 15 years. I swear thats my Sleeper phrase now
