Dueling Useless Machines!!! (AKA Political Machines) 

White is also claiming that Brown used performance enhancing drugs and demands a steroid test!

MTCaptain Brown refutes he has anything to do with steroids and calls a lawyer to end the debate.

I think they're supposed to be red and blue...

After beating the stick too much brown let white thingy inside whites mouth 🙃🙃

White was dumbfounded and stared in amazement until he was called off the field

4. Feed curiosity

hehe politics bad

@@puppet1show626 5. Metronome

@@getgle hehe that's mad funny bro

@@Boldience 6. Communism

Brown really showed white!

665 likes i cant sorry

666 :o

@@judyyu5704 *”Very Poor Choice Of Words.”*

@@judyyu5704 usually that's the other way around.

Iron man: "I'm, Iron Man" Brown box: "I'm, Useful"

The battle cat

Tbh fighting cats are pretty dangerous and spectacular too

Ohh, i made your commen 888 lieks. The satisfying moment

Honestly a cat fight is actually pretty brutal. Watch here (skip 10-40 secs): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q6Iqev-E150.html

"literally"

The human capability to not have empathy for their brother, to kill each other for sport, lust, or greed. Yet to have more empathy for a mechanical box.

Actually, it's uselessXuseless=useful ;-)

trust an engineer to correct your algebra constraints

Even worse, I'm a FRIVOLOUS Engineer!

It's not really a metronome if it doesn't keep a steady pace.

Two negatives equals a positive

NChet Poi Flashback to that one Uno game where they keep playing Reverse and Skip for 8 turn straight. “CAN I PLAY ALREADY?!”

@@Zack_Zander F

No U

R/beatmetoit

Internet comments in a nutshell

Cooked

Ooh self burn, those are rare!

@@amosp9411 i ek aw

Martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed

That's a good way to see it.

That's... actually a good take away from this

Now, do you remove it, or erase it?

Cal At Work you obliterate it

But if you remove the problem, how will the useless machines justify asking for more taxpayer batteries to keep fighting over the problem?

I agree, it usually ends in assault

accurate

viewers

_PLZ Buy warm and sweet pumpkin soup_

Wise

Callum Fettes then this video would not exist and we would be dead!

Actually, there would be so little mass to support the balck hole that it would be microscopic and evaporate almosy instantly

OMG same

NLK 003 it’d be fun tho

@@nwc2392 r/facepalm

no u

No u

no u

UUUUUUuuuuuu!!!!!

Uno reverse

Ok, this was the best comment

is your pfp the small dipper?

@@Killbayne Yes it is! Thank you for noticing it. I made it on my mirror using glow in the dark tape years ago. I charged them up with a strong flashlight, and took the photo in the dark. Have a nice day! Edit: It is the Big Dipper.

@@ZXL000 That's awesome dude!

@@Killbayne Thank you! GOD bless you!

Good point

If only. Looks more like one was forced to concede. The white box was trying to push back, but the stick was jammed in it

@@giantboop5189 At which point they stopped moving, so I feel at least one of them had to have conceded. The way I see this.

And stop they did. Reminds me of a parent and their kids. The stick is like the parent that got tired of the kids argument and put a cabash on things

Facts

Why are you rude?

Владица Алексић he wasn’t being rude

Владица Алексић what are you talking about

Mate, I am joking. > @@pbjace9857

Владица Алексић oh my bas

Sorry; I thought you were referring to the finish of the wood as opposed to the painted surface. It is a beautiful cabinet for the useless machine.

my thoughts :D

+Alexander Mustermann Dang, you guys are hard to please ;-)

+Guy Smith But if it were to be pseudo-random, there would be some pattern to it, and you could use it to make interesting drum patterns!

Dammit, is it that hard to be useless?

Maybe make it slow enough to be practicaly useless as a metronome

The white box: I caught you stick, prepare die. Brown box: na man don't kill him. White box: you see what brown did?he saved your life. You owe him BIG. NOW GET OUTTA HERE. Brown box: that was good of you man, he was just a twig maybe now he will grow into a stick that is actually halfway decent.

ah collusion

Alex Marczuk yea

Basically jotaro vs dio

333th like

This Skrub 0:39 the one on the right used 「ＴＨＥ　ＷＯＲＬＤ」to move away that piece of wood

This Skrub but slower

@Layne Stephen lol

Time make an inf tnt cannon in rl now :)

@@thespriteman5155 well nobodys gonna give you tnt..

@@moontaqa949 all I need is gun powder and sand.

@@thespriteman5155 well how r u gonna craft irl?

They use battery.

zero ero no they use perpetual motion dumbass

0:39

zero ero what do you mean it’s perpetual motion

We can reverse entropy with this

Cute.

@TheThoughtPalace haven't we all?

ok

Whoa.

Dude... It's just a box

This is the second most accurate description I have seen so far.

@@americankid7782 what is the first most accurate description you have seen so far?

@@nicholasjohnson3542 “We got 2 shaky old men arguing about who gets to be president during a pandemic so nothing phases me anymore” - some RU-vid guy

Totally not a Rick Roll: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q-Exi_AgbyM.html

@@americankid7782 ah yes. I remember that same guy saying that “You could set a state on fire and we wont be talking about it by next week”

Time Traveller

And the fact that it worked

Now it's 7 million XD

true true

And he only has 17,000 subscribers.

this is not me it's youtube

Indeed))

coffeeformysanity here's an 11 minute version ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vj5kLizZHUo.html Instead of a 10 hour version I think I should do a live stream. What do you guys think?

holy crap xD

Frivolous Engineering yes do it

no put it on a live stream and NEVER end it.

OK!

no u

@@InuTaisho147 no u

@@siddharth2796 no u

@@aminfadli6679 no u

@@reas0 no u

Facts

wheres the lie

POV: the correct answer was C

@@NoahSBD nah it was d. None of the above

@@mairaangela1370 damn, how many god damn answers are there, u sure it wasnt e?

It was x

@@snailpale4197 aaaand you ruined it.

Which one wins?

Doctor: I'm amazed how you are still alive with these 2 things inside you

@@user-rh7nd5xv7y the one that you switch

One is named toby,the other is named toby Both machines are named toby

one is useless, the other is useless. *You are useless*

Lol😂

Why must you hurt me in this way?

Lol 😂, this was epic ..!!

underrated af.

@@Dishanchan han seojun

Switch go tick

Brrrrrrrr*

Bacon lettuce tomato?

The necessity here is getting rid of boredom

Time pass bro time pass 😂

He wanted reach and views.

The necessity is reaching the same number of views in millions as its decade long presence in RU-vid...

@@swastikdewan8947 ya sure

You're welcome!

when a reply gets more likes than the comment

But it's a tie so far. (original comment AND reply has 89 likes each)

5 minites for me plus FUCKING SLOW WIFI!!!!

well spent imo

No, u pick

No u pick-

No, u pick

No, u pick

Somehow ends in a chair getting thrown across the room

I think you like these machines because them are MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

Hey dad

@@smolmonke1716: oh hi Giorno Giovanna, I have a question for ya. Since you finally realized your dream you have another one?

DIO, we meet again...

@@smolmonke1716 Oh hi my Son, how are things going?

@@Cause56 your a Alien That’s why

Yeah, robots with AI. Dumbass idiot

i think black people and white people should respect each other in the society

@@dimactavicus that's basically racist.

@@charlescalvin9503 but why? white people and black people should have equal rights as they both are human

That's odd cause whenever girls talk to me they're like "my dad told me not to talk to strangers" and " Please stop I'm only 12". Does anyone else get this response?

Lmao

@@gaelsdaddy2341Lmao x2

@@gaelsdaddy2341 lol. Im 13 but nah, i dont lol

@@neon-io6rw 13 is good enough get in the van

Clock is useful

Or when you connect a redstone torch to itself so it shuts itself down

Ahh I see you are a man of culture

Oh god a 9-year old

@@chrisodgers9616 try 31 bud

Justin Y. You are here too?

Y r u everywhere tho fr

You found this video too that that entertained me

likebot broke

Justin Y. A joooob. Get... A joooooob.

You almost got it, the force is unstoppable and the object is immovable

@@rkenblomst5804 r/woosh

@@gabrielmoura7146 perhaps i got wooshed, but lets see Link's response first

@@rkenblomst5804 perhaps i got wooshed, who knows.

@@gabrielmoura7146 perhaps

Me, who got different from both: *nervous sweating* Teacher telling that mine was the right one: yeah, it's big brain time

@@creativename773 Laughs in overused joke

@Risyad XMI Thanks so much but I wasn't trying to be funny .-.

@@creativename773 you're the only funny reply to this comment btw

@@kitty_forest166 you're the only useless reply to this comment btw

They won't have to, this video will just appear as recommended on their feed

@@quacknom7759 xD

The archaeologists would have a final verdict on the machine: USELESS.

Thousands of scientists and archaeologists trying to understand why is this machine for... Scientists: they were smarter than us thats why we cant understand! *-us just tring to be stupid-*

@@thedepression950 ritual(istic?) cult object that is ...

Franklin Blankenship The world you see is beautiful

Franklin Blankenship Stop giving them ideas

One box outreaches the other by 2mm, but the other box nullifies this advantage with a ZOOM PUNCH.

B o x I n g

+Vince Brown That is what will happen if you use rechargeable batteries in da machine!!!!

Vince Brown yes but the universe is useless 👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉

godspeed ̣ You can be an adult and do that. Mobile games doesn't have anything to do with being a kid, since is more better if you want to go to other places.

E

E?

Kong Fu Panda reference

E.

*E*

Fuck, I was about to comment this.

Oh, you're aproaching me?

How the hell, I heard this during the two hitting it back and forth lol

0:40 : *ROAD ROLLER DA!!*

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2Ep0xKuVRyI.html

The funny thing.... When I was gonna click the like button... It was already liked.... By me.... 10 years ago

Hoo ha ha he said the funny nobody thing!!! Fucking stop. You aren’t funny and you never will be.

@@thegrasswhistle5238 buh

Fuck off

Oh... it's from 10 years ago

Right: You're allergic to mosquito bites. Left: NANI?!

Zedfinite basically it goes back and forth only to eventually derail and stop

TL;DR Macron vs Le Pen debate too lol ^^

Zedfinite every political debate ever: throw In a lot of stuff, useless in the end

but who is the one that won :>

Any political debate these days*

Found it after watching some useless machine vids

SMPhysics Suck yeah why? 😹😹 but worth it

What is with the algorithm

Same

Ya

Yes

Correct

RU-vid algorithm one of the world wonders

No u

It's mine Jk it's ur

@@johenlo9564 no what it's yours

Lol

@@d4davidg302 no... *US*

More like: "Finally, a useless opponent." "Our battle will be USELESS"

​@@estebancaicedo4758 Lol 😂

Adrian Ortega even now....

I’m lower

a man of ebaums

Totally not a Rick Roll: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q-Exi_AgbyM.html

"Finally, a worthy opponent!" "Our battle will be legendary!" practice grammar you bag of doritos

HEY! AT LEAST HE GOT THE "be" RIGHT YOU SLIPPERY BUST BUSTING EXCUSE FOR A SCHOLASTIC FAIR BENDY PENCIL!

Uhhh yea? idc, i didnt say he got all words wrong, learn how to not have dyslexia steven.

@@snowboi9904 I KNOW, I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO CALL SOMEONE THAT!

Oh boi, its my opportunity, YOU'RE AAAAAAAAAAAA *SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICESPIALIDOSUS CACA*

ORE NO STANDO DA

Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft!

@@saidandavate3950 The things that two punchy bois say to eac other. And it's also a jojo reference.

Yes, I know this is a ten year old video. We are all watching in 2020. Point of the joke still stands.

LMAO SO FUNNNY

@@fireantgamer4614 Ok

@@fireantgamer4614 Ok

Wow comedy king

@@fireantgamer4614 ok

Tru dat

AnakinSmash7 And that’s how Jotar- I mean box 2 saved the world

This comment, but now watch it in 2x playback speed.

Same thoughts here

I hope u ok bro

Om Mahajan i would even watch this when there is no quarantine. I think almost anyone who is bored or curious would.

Why wouldn’t you

I mean they're not wrong

I have seen this comment literally everywhere

@@OliversElevators because every video with this type of comment is useless but we still watch it Edit: …and usually like it.

Guys i really made a jojo refrence

As a fellow jojo fan and comedian I would like to rank this jojoke a 6/10. My reasons for your jojoke not being a 10/10 is because it gave me a slight chuckle. Although the joke was a brilliant one, I could feel like there is 100s of other comments like this in the comment section, and to further prove my theory I decided to scroll, and scroll for what seemed like decades to find one like that and huzzah my theory was true, which thus does not make your comment original. But since you didnt know that, I'll let it slide. And another reason why it didnt get a 10/10 is because I've seen jojoke like these on other videos, thus why I only got a slight chuckle.

@@justsomeone7883 Ok jesus christ man y u gotta make a long paragraph tho

same

B-banging?

Nah, they didn't find no solution. One jammed the other and then stopped moving itself. Kinda like Obamas Presidency, lol

@@LRM12o8 it’s basically all the politics in the world

@@LRM12o8 or every other presidency

@@LRM12o8 Kinda like every presidency, lol

Maybe. Cons: (Battery and/or electric) the power runs out and a machine wins due to timing. (mechanical): This is a "perpetual" motion device, which defies the laws of physics. Thus, it would either eventually "wind" down to a neutral position similar to how it started, or generate a wormhole and escape to a universe with more lax laws on such matters. (philosophical technicality) If they shared a switch, which produces the actions of "useless machines" such as these, they would be the same entity, similar to conjoined twins sharing a brain. Therefore, regardless of any physical constraint or lack thereof, "neither" can win, as there's no "both" to have a "neither". Pros: Such a device already exists. It is called the government.

Anna Wing that was the best thing I've heard all day.

Why thank'ya, friend!

ShinobiMantis LOL!