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@failarmy 3 месяца назад

Which state fails the best?

@DuhKodaa 3 месяца назад

shut up

@Mr.Myrdok 3 месяца назад

All 54...

@Ishicoatl 3 месяца назад

yes

@767_Aviation 3 месяца назад

For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

@Mr.Myrdok 3 месяца назад

@@767_Aviation alaska airlines. It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

@Rigel_Chiokis 3 месяца назад

There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

@felicitybywater8012 3 месяца назад

Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.

@unamusedarchitect1646 2 месяца назад

Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?

@Rigel_Chiokis 2 месяца назад

@@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.

@Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 месяца назад

Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.

@indioloco6600 2 месяца назад

Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.

@dogs-and-destruction-channel 3 месяца назад

In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders. In the USA, we have these guys.

@lisapan9387 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

@Coyotes254 2 месяца назад

As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.

@robt2151 2 месяца назад

And every one has the right to vote!

@EarthSurferUSA 2 месяца назад

@@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.

@davidcat1455 2 месяца назад

@@robt2151 Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂

@CoyoteFeral 20 дней назад

I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.

@MM2_d0wnfalling 19 дней назад

Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝

@jessq7051 3 месяца назад

That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

@JoshyJosh 3 месяца назад

I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

@scorpleeon 3 месяца назад

I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!

@miutv2024 3 месяца назад

haha

@lioneljohnpilcher204 3 месяца назад

Yes😅

@lioneljohnpilcher204 3 месяца назад

Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅

@JewelryNurse 2 месяца назад

hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid

@jonahingram3496 2 месяца назад

“The fire adds flavor” says gollum

@Brauiz90 2 месяца назад

Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....

@kelcritcarroll 2 месяца назад

Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆

@kelcritcarroll 2 месяца назад

11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆

@kelcritcarroll 2 месяца назад

9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮

@rickyscott9351 2 месяца назад

"Well, that was awesome" Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.

@nullshock3381 6 дней назад

I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.

@rickyscott9351 5 дней назад

@@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock

@crackdog3523 3 месяца назад

Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

@StormyJBlake 3 месяца назад

The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

@killingtimeitself 2 месяца назад

technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.

@aerynventress7702 2 месяца назад

Such a Florida thing to do, too.

@Big_B_007 Месяц назад

Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.

@Dratchev241 26 дней назад

@@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.

@paradoxical33 3 месяца назад

***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

@xxdesertstorm 3 месяца назад

the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran RU-vid

@chrismaguire3667 3 месяца назад

Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

@SparkDragonFloof11 3 месяца назад

@@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

@hekakain4108 3 месяца назад

**No one had arms**

@CotneAbramishvili72 3 месяца назад

2:55 I can't stop laughing

@Raiders_Prodz-18 3 месяца назад

“There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

@miutv2024 3 месяца назад

haha

@christianruffin1342 2 месяца назад

Damn I was too late

@Raiders_Prodz-18 2 месяца назад

@@christianruffin1342 haha

@rwtx7781 2 месяца назад

I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.

@Raiders_Prodz-18 2 месяца назад

@@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂

@ckdd8891 2 месяца назад

I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.

@leonardodalongisland 2 месяца назад

HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.

@jimmynovak7913 2 месяца назад

You’re one of those huh? 😂

@MrWolfSnack 2 месяца назад

And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.

@dr.albantross1686 Месяц назад

@@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.

@GrMsLvGR Месяц назад

Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"

@tsgrandma9837 2 месяца назад

44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!

@jimmy_kirk 2 месяца назад

(1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!

@psmirage8584 2 месяца назад

And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.

@92Blackjeep 2 месяца назад

Nice to see that as a species we are all idiots, no matter where we come from. Thanks FailArmy for bringing us the unity we so desperately need in this country right now!

@LOL-IdiotsAtWork 3 месяца назад

Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

@everymoviehero9248 2 месяца назад

At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"

@pauperslament3467 2 месяца назад

The Bleeping noise to censor profanity has to be the most annoying sound ever conceived for commercial use.

@GHMYahooka 25 дней назад

kinda miss the metalocalypse guitar riff they used for it on aw back in the day

@Mr.Pinger 2 месяца назад

1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step

@barbarajoyce6424 2 месяца назад

maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future

@zacharygreen6267 2 месяца назад

24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling

@jharris3267 3 месяца назад

What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

@strangelee4400 2 месяца назад

Booze. 😊

@katerinagiannioudi401 2 месяца назад

Americans disturbed mindsets

@EnoVarma 3 месяца назад

If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

@chrismaguire3667 3 месяца назад

Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

@LunaDelTuna 2 месяца назад

@@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram

@EarthSurferUSA 2 месяца назад

Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?

@EarthSurferUSA 2 месяца назад

@@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.

@evanstewartryker3505 2 месяца назад

@@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD

@nugetocka8054 3 месяца назад

Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

@JediLoreen 2 месяца назад

🙋🏻‍♀️

@acheekykangaroo 2 месяца назад

🙋

@RobertOgilvie-w4y 27 дней назад

Hi from Glasgow Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😂

@Alina-xf6dr 23 дня назад

Hello from Germany 😂

@bobsurface908 2 месяца назад

The first Ohio one with the fireworks: "Normal for Ohio."

@benjaminbuchanan7151 Месяц назад

6:39 Goodbye couch Goodbye rug Goodbye clothes and… Goodbye kid

@arashimiyazawa8165 3 месяца назад

6:35 Painting with no paint on the brush, no dropcloth above a rug and hardwood floor, and a freaking NERF dart is enough to cause her to spasm uncontrollably and clutch the paint to her chest while falling perfectly onto the couch. Yeah, that's entirely staged.

@hawkpaul8735 3 месяца назад

But it's still hilarious.

@elanderan1104 2 месяца назад

I thought so too but the boys reaction looked real to me

@texasred2702 2 месяца назад

That couch being ruined wasn't staged, and that kid was definitely harmed afterwards.

@FunkyDisco79 2 месяца назад

That clip was the first I have seen with a painting pig.

@greimalkin 10 дней назад

It doesn't look staged to me ( though maybe sound effects are added) but I wonder why that was being filmed

@_marina_135 3 месяца назад

3:50 Oh. My. God 😨😨 Who even started this fireworks?💀

@loganrufus1316 Месяц назад

Legend has it, she’s still standing there recording saying “Jake” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ dog learned nothing and still does that I bet. 🙄🙄

@Sniperboy5551 2 месяца назад

You know what’s really weird about birds? After my grandpa died, we had a cute little sparrow who would keep banging on the window daily for like a whole year, but only when we were within sight. My grandpa was Indian and wasn’t religious, but that was just the weirdest thing ever… it makes you wonder about reincarnation.

@EarthSurferUSA 2 месяца назад

Some dumb birds see their reflection in the window, and attack it, even if you are not "in sight" (of what?).

@JediLoreen 2 месяца назад

It doesn't make ME wonder about reincarnation.

@JasonScroggins-c4i 2 месяца назад

Hail Satan

@maryjane4432 2 месяца назад

After my dad died, we have had a male cardinal come visit us every morning and I don’t really believe in that stuff but we moved and it was still there in the morning then 3 yrs later moved back and so did it

@dogedave3188 2 месяца назад

It’s probably because your grandpa fed the birds and they are wondering where the meal ticket is. I can attest because I do and if I stop they don’t disappear they get curious to when super time is lol

@SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork 14 дней назад

1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.

@konnagalaxy 3 месяца назад

lmao, the camel woman was like "no, im gonna eat those"

@roberthindle5146 3 месяца назад

44:53 That wasn't Americans, that was the England football team.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 3 месяца назад

I noticed several that weren't from the US. I think they just made up which state went with which video on a lot of them.

@waynepantry7023 2 месяца назад

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 You do better then . . .

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 2 месяца назад

@@waynepantry7023 Lol. That's such a silly response. Why do I need to "do better" because I noticed inaccuracies?

@hebneh 2 месяца назад

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 Whoosh. The response is not directed at YOU personally, kimberly. It refers jokingly to Americans in general needing to "do better" at being recorded while messing up so that clips from other countries would not need to be included in this compilation.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 2 месяца назад

@@hebneh Lol. That's quite the idea you made up.

@ACMommy26 2 месяца назад

The Delaware cop shaking it off slayed me 😂🤣😂

@Daniela-s6r 19 дней назад

It is an actual miracle that we humans manage to survive each day. How some of us get to older age is truly mind boggling.

@adelliaadams3722 16 дней назад

(shows someone very visibly getting harmed) * NOBODY WAS HARMED *

@acheekykangaroo 2 месяца назад

6:14 Bear: ***Lemme captain this nice car.*** Him: "Sir" Bear: "Yes, please?" Him: "No paws on the truck, please." Bear: "Understandable, have a great day."

@Braxtontarrence 2 месяца назад

Such a nice bear!

@Akubra123 3 месяца назад

😂😂yep, never underestimate the predectability of stupidity,

@brianholland2916 3 месяца назад

6:35 That little helluin would never be able to sit down again

@g.e131 3 месяца назад

That's why he's laughing afterwards cause he probably ain't ever had an ass whoopin..

@gilleswalther5964 3 месяца назад

Still not convinced it's not staged, hilarious nevertheless

@storm2000808 3 месяца назад

OMG! I hope moms okay, I bet the kid wont be!!! 😳

@foilhattiest1 3 месяца назад

@@gilleswalther5964 It's one of those rare clips that REALLY look staged, but also COULD have believably played out exactly like that by accident. And the kid does look genuinely surprised that he caused her to fall like that before fleeing down the stairs. Brilliant either way tho.

@declamatory 3 месяца назад

"helluin"?

@titiwin25 3 месяца назад

6:35 .... " In the arms of an Angel .... " 😂

@miutv2024 3 месяца назад

@josiahwillemsebmx 3 месяца назад

That kid needs to be grounded for a year...

@MachineFastest 18 дней назад

So many silly mistakes, I wonder if they will feel embarrassed when they review them 😂

@davidgrey-wv8mj 2 месяца назад

God bless America 🇺🇸

@katerinagiannioudi401 2 месяца назад

Dont think God can really help out. You are beyond this point😊

@Heroo01 Месяц назад

@@katerinagiannioudi401 how come you just spend all day thinking about how much you hate america and go to fail compilations just to shit on it? seems a bit obsessive, no? you're ALL OVER these comments just being inflammatory to somewhere you've never been lmfao

@stoney10 2 месяца назад

LEATHERFACE 😂😂😂I had to watch it again straight away. The bullroarer 😂😂

@Soylent.Green. 2 месяца назад

😂Very nice... The guy hitting its trunk, and the glass broke is #1 ❤

@TrainWreck24-7 3 месяца назад

3:55 yup. Just…yup.

@jdb79jdb79 2 месяца назад

@2:36 look at this loose cap...I mean, how loose did those idiots leave it? *(quarter turns counterclockwise)*

@kevincaldwell4707 2 месяца назад

You had me at "Dumb Americans"

@DJS-Jay 2 месяца назад

3:47 Dads face when he realises he really should have kept tryin for a boy.

@JesusIsCometh 15 дней назад

6:34 i don't know if i'll ever see a better fail than this, she literally had to scream her way through the face of pressure splash applied paint. Beautiful.

@Panster7 3 месяца назад

After watching the presidential debate yep this is American alright

@sg1770 3 месяца назад

These were all democrats in this video.

@DJS-Jay 2 месяца назад

25:19 Any Italians in the house?? DON'T BREAK SPA... (Continues rant in Italian)

@garybroom8418 Месяц назад

Frankly, I'm surprised there's any Americans left...

@kaotikhorror 2 месяца назад

ROFL Those fireworks got me dying!!!

@CathyGoes 2 месяца назад

That's a pellet grill on fire. If you get one of those please read the instructions to start and turn off your grill even you normally just throw away manuals. Pellet grills also need to be cleaned. Vacuuming the ash after cleaning greasy areas works the best. If you don't run them correctly you can get a grill fire, auger fire, or even an explosion. If it lights up just close it and walk away.

@JK_Clark Месяц назад

"Back into the water, Mrs Fishie, you'll be safe there... ahhhrrghghgh!!!"

@katguyot6351 2 месяца назад

Only 12 minutes in and I realize I can only watch so much stupid. But thanks for the compilation 😅

@CharlesMarino-je5yt 21 день назад

Whenever I see one of these compilations, I think of "Ow! My balls!" in "Idiocracy." 😆

@kbramlett6877 3 месяца назад

There is one thing I will never understand about us humans. Someone can fall down the stairs, bash their head into the banister, and try to stand up to only fall down a second time causing their knee to bend in a way it is not supposed to, The person is screaming bloody murder and using words that would stun a sailor. Now, enter the jackass "Are you O.K.?"

@EarthSurferUSA 2 месяца назад

Not a valid question?

@Heroo01 Месяц назад

bro's the kinda guy to just blankly stare at a friend when they fall and do nothing but watch

@junqstuff Месяц назад

If it's the garage floor, I'd leave the cat prints in the concrete, just b'cuz it's unique.

@JulianJohnston919 Месяц назад

That wasn't bigfoot, that was fatfoot.

@legendarysuperkaiju7986 Месяц назад

1:31 Could tell he's from the islands just from "HOOO"

@Cereal_Killer007 2 месяца назад

This all woulda been avoided if we kept doing Eugenics

@dustinh4175 2 месяца назад

That kid dosent want any dam green beans.

@Lizardtail693 3 месяца назад

23:10 sky fish!

@ChicagoRailLines 2 месяца назад

3:37 bro just got snowbombed by an Amtrak train 😂

@superunknown8645 2 месяца назад

3:13, the trophy truck dun turned into a tire🤣🤣

@thechonk2471 2 месяца назад

The fact that this is only 57:48 is hilarious

@MadelineGoodman-p4j 22 дня назад

Your content never fails to impress me.

@crabbieappleton Месяц назад

3:49. I like how he looks at her as if the bad setup was her plan.

@barbaracasiere2582 2 месяца назад

The local emergency rooms must love these idiots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Shawn-Leider Месяц назад

3:00 yep this is me everytime it snows. Once before they plow because otherwise it turns into hard ice. And once after they plow a four foot high snow wall

@sarahanderson2032 2 месяца назад

That girl delivering the package for Washington looks like she’s left her car out of park before…

@ROWDYTV7 2 месяца назад

3:50 it’s not a fail. It’s freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@casondajoint9505 2 месяца назад

Jake ain't listening. Jake is gonna bite someone. You are bad dog owners.

@justinbarton8808 18 дней назад

3:53 this is why personal fireworks are banned in some neighborhoods

@VikingArelius Месяц назад

5:48 That actually happened in Oregon on an Alaska Airlines flight. 13:47 That's the *country* of Georgia, not the state.

@itdadof3 2 месяца назад

At 6:50, the guy pulling the fifth wheel into the building at the drive thru, has frequently hit things. Pause right before and you can see damage all over the left side before he hits the building

@mobill93 2 месяца назад

Is that big foot 😂😂😂 i love the look then dash away fail lmgao

@oldmanballer5088 2 месяца назад

You try the green beans, no pancakes for dinner…….alright we picked a butt whipping for dinner!

@GHZoner 2 месяца назад

I feel like you could find enough samples just from Texas and Florida for this vid

@dylan2860 2 месяца назад

That was 100% disgraceful for Florida, have you met us?

@BloodyBay 2 месяца назад

14:32 You call that a fail? She gets to hang out with a friendly little lizard! Sure, she might have to set that slice of pineapple aside because of lizard cooties, but how cool is that? That little pineapple-licker _is_ pretty cute! 😄 15:41 I wonder if that's the same lizard. Same state, same reptile species, same slow food-licking...same lizard? 😶