Credits to: Metro Trains Melbourne for the DWTD song. KUTIL GAMING for most of the DWTD Game win scenes. TapGameplay for Dummkopf's win scene. RoninThomasVideos - NL-98 for the idea. MExMalachy for Bonehead's alive form.
For those who are confused on Doomed and Bungle: Doomed is still in the bag even when you win his minigame, and Bungle never comes out of the washing machine even when you when his minigame. I felt like if I used Doomed without his bag and Bungle not in the dryer during the chorus, you would find it pretty confusing on how Doomed and Bungle got out of their things.
Parody Lyrics: Put Fire Off Your Hair, Make Friends With A Grizzly Bear, Eat Medicine That Has Today’s Date, Piranhas Don’t Think Your Privates Are Their Bait, Verse Get Your Toast Out With A Fork (Slowly), Do The Right Electrical Work, Fly Safely When You Fly, Eat A 1-Minute Old Nicely Cooked Pie, Verse Don’t Let A Psycho Killer Inside, Don’t Steal A Drug Dealer’s Brand New Ride, Keep Your Helmet On In Outer Space, Stop A Washing Machine Spinning As Your Hiding Place, Verse Stop A Rattle Snake Being Your Pet, Don’t Sell Your Kidneys On The Internet, Avoid Eating A Tube Of Superglue, Beautiful Things Is What This Button Can Do, Verse Dress Up Like A Moose In The Coldest Season, Stay Away From Wasps For A Good Reason, Avoid The Edge Of A Train Station Platform, Wait Patiently For The Boom Gates To Open On A Level Crossing, Wait For The Train To Pass Between The Platforms, They May Not Rhyme, But They’re Quite Possibly, Ending Verse
Me: Mom, why did you stop me playing this Mom: I don’t remember Me: Come on! Everyone knows it’s because it involves characters dying Mom: Really Me: Yeah, and some cute morbid characters, no less Mom: So what your saying is that skeleton guy is cute? Me: Skeleton guy? Mom: You know, that skeleton guy in the game Me: You mean Dummkopf Mom: If that’s what his name is, then yeah Me: I always thought he looked adorable Mom: WHAT!!! Me: Well, in his alive form, at least Mom: I was gonna say. I’m scared of skeletons Me: Fr though he’s the reason I’m scared of electricity Mom: Yeah electricity is dangerous Earlier in 2017: Me: Mom, can I play this game Mom: No it has dead people Me: Come on, I’m missing out on the new minigames. Plus I haven’t played it in a while Mom: Okay, you can play it. But don’t try any of this irl Me: Hey, this is what the DWTD song is for Mom: If you say so... (ELIEKIKO NO REPLYING! OF COURSE THESE CHARACTERS ARE CUTE, THEY ARE NOT CREEPY)
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Put fire on a pile of branches Poke a stick at a tree Eat medicine that's not expired Go fishing with worms as bait Smart ways to live So many smart ways to live Get your toast automatically Do work on time Look at birds flying Eat new food Smart ways to live So many smart ways to live Invite your friend Buy a new car Go to space Use a cabinet as a hiding place Smart ways to live So many smart ways to live Keep a cat as a pet Sell all your toys Eat a slice of pizza Why are buttons round Smart ways to live So many smart to live Dress up like a cop during Halloween Love butterflies Stand right next to your friend Drive to work Run to a tree They kinda rhyme and they do Smart ways to live So many So many smart ways to live Be nice to everybody a message from metro
Put fire of your hair. Be friends with a grizzly bear. Eat medicine that’s in date. Use worms and bugs as fishing bait. Good ways to live. So many good ways to live. Good ways to li-i-ive, so many good ways to live.
Wait some time for the toast to come out Stop doing your own electrical work Get taught how to fly Eat a 3 hour old refrigerated pie Good ways to live So many good ways to live Good ways to li-i-ive So many good ways to live
Invite A Pcicso Killer But You Put Him In Jail, Not Scrachin Your Brand New Ride, Put Your Helmet In Outer Space, Stop The Closed Dryer And Get Out Of It, Good Ways To Live, So Many Good Ways To Live, Good Ways To Li-i-ive, So Many Good Ways To Live
Disown a snake as a pet Buy new kidneys on the internet Throw away, the super paste If I don’t press this red button. The whole world will be great Good ways to live So many good ways to live Good ways to li-i-i-i-ive So many good ways to live. Take of your moose hat during hunting season Keeping a nest wasps safe for a good reason Walk away from the edge of a train station platform Wait at the boom gates in a level crossing Get away from the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme, but they’re quite possibly- Goodest ways to live Goodest ways to live Goodest ways to li-i-i-i-i-ve So many good So many good ways to live. Live in smart ways A message from metro
Me: Mom, why did you stop me playing this Mom: I don’t remember Me: Come on! Everyone knows it’s because it involves characters dying Mom: Really Me: Yeah, and some cute morbid characters, no less Mom: So what your saying is that skeleton guy is cute? Me: Skeleton guy? Mom: You know, that skeleton guy in the game Me: You mean Dummkopf Mom: If that’s what his name is, then yeah Me: I always thought he looked adorable Mom: WHAT!!! Me: Well, in his alive form, at least Mom: I was gonna say. I’m scared of skeletons Me: Fr though he’s the reason I’m scared of electricity Mom: Yeah electricity is dangerous Earlier in 2017: Me: Mom, can I play this game Mom: No it has dead people Me: Come on, I’m missing out on the new minigames. Plus I haven’t played it in a while Mom: Okay, you can play it. But don’t try any of this irl Me: Hey, this is what the DWTD song is for Mom: If you say so...
Oh dear, Its less scary but funny at the same time because the song still says: "So many dumb ways to die" but they don't die 😄 but I enjoyed it anyway.
Doomed is still in the bag even when you win his minigame, and Bungle never comes out of the washing machine even when you when his minigame. I felt like if I used Doomed without his bag and Bungle not in the dryer during the chorus, you would find it pretty confusing on how Doomed and Bungle got out of their things.
First person was able to put out the fire. Second person was given candy. Third person got his medication. Fourth person got to take a swim in the water. Fifth person was able to get his toast for breakfast. Sixth person got to have great decorations on his home. Seventh person became a pilot. Eighth person ate something for a snack. Ninth person lived and got a mass serial killer behind bars. Tenth person got away from the drug dealer. Eleventh person managed to get his helmet back on in space. Twelfth person won the hide and seek game. Thirteenth person was able to keep their pet snake. Fourteenth person sold stuff and got payed. Fifteen person didn’t eat glue and got flowers. Sixteenth person created a rainbow. Seventeenth person got to have a moose companion. Eighteenth person got to friend a group of wasp. Nineteenth one person lived to keep a distance from edges. Twentieth person learned patience at train crossings. Twentieth one person got to keep their balloon(s). Congratulations, you got the True ending of Dumb Ways to Die
Original (From Wikipedia): Numpty: He dies by setting his hair on fire. Hapless: He pokes a stick at a grizzly bear, which then becomes angry and eats his head off. Pillock: He dies by consuming expired medicine. Dippy: He uses his private parts as bait for a piranha that later bites him, resulting in his death. Dummkopf: He tries to get out some toast with a fork from a toaster while it is plugged in, and gets electrocuted. Dimwit: He tries to do his own electrical work in his house, but ends up burning it down. Stupe: He tries to teach himself how to fly, but crash lands and decapitates himself. Lax: He eats a two-week old unrefrigerated (most likely mouldy) pie, pukes on the screen, and dies. Clod: He is the only character in the video not to die. Instead, he kills an unseen character, who opens the door for him to come in. Doomed: He scratches a drug dealer's new ride, who then gets angry and puts him in a trash bag. Later, he is beaten with a baseball bat to death. Numskull: She takes her helmet off in outer space and her head explodes. Bungle: He chooses a clothes dryer as a hiding place. But unfortunately, someone switches on the dryer. Mishap: He keeps a rattlesnake as a pet, which bites his eye after he tries to give it a hot dog. Dunce: He sells both of his kidneys on the internet, which leads to his eventual off-screen death. Calamity: She eats a tube of superglue and dies. Ninny: He gets curious about a red button, but upon pressing it an explosion occurs on the spot. Botch: He dresses as a moose during hunting season, and is therefore shot by hunters. Doofus: He tosses a wasp nest into the air for no good reason, after which, the wasps sting him to death. Stumble: He stands at the edge of a railway platform, and accidentally falls on the track right before a train goes past. Bonehead: He wants to quickly pass the level crossing, and tries to impatiently drive around the boom barriers, but a train arrives before he can get to the other side, smashing into his car, and killing him. Putz: After his balloon floats away from his hand, Putz tries to cross the railway tracks to reach it, but a train hits him.
