0:20 this whole scene felt straight outta a cartoon - peers inside - starts covering face before he leaves view - comes back with face covered - throws rock - runs away and trips - trips again 💀
Feels like she definitely wanted to do that to "celebrate her accomplishment" and feel really clever. Might have felt less clever with the cuffs on after.
The "UPS auditor" guy is sending me. Imagine a perfectly legitimate employee of a perfectly legitimate company comes to your door, and, as part of their perfectly legitimate explanation of their perfectly legitimate reason for being there, throws in a casual "I swear to God" 💀💀💀 In what universe
And his reply was a whole heap of mumbled nonsense "well i uh ups im neighbors checking in the area im ups im checking i swear to god" what did he even say lol
Honestly he had a great plan if the cops didn’t show up I honestly feel bad for him but like damn poor dude just wanted to rob a bank and then had a good plan only for police to literally wait outside for him to leave said vent and then give em the arrest of shame.
2nd guy has to be insane...... fails to hide face, fails to break window then falls over while running... How did he survive until adulthood without accidentally dying??
You're asking this while this guy is morbid obese. I am more interested in the answer of the following question: how do fat people not get depressed by their ugly shape and the pain in their joints, muscles etc.
The video 0:49 will never not be funny to me. You see the ladies laughing, the man behind the desk going to answer the phone, then the robber gets in, all violent, and they look more annoyed than scared, and the guy behind the desk actually answers the phone! At first you think "Oh, he is going to call the police!" but then "Hello?" Peak cinema. If this happened in a film, nobody would have believed it.
I think we as a society have just seen the hand-in-the-bag trick too many times to take it seriously! Which makes it all the scarier when it turns out to be real!
@@friencheetah all those cops around that car… I am just thinking about that scene in the movie finding nemo where all the seagulls are yelling mine-mine-mine-mine but then because I thought of that I imagined all the cops doing the same but all of them saying “license and registration please”
When I was a paramedic we had a 2 car accident where they must have been driving around 5-10 miles per hour. There was no damage and it happened in a parking lot. Police told me that the driver that was “hit” told the other driver that if he gave him $100 he wouldn’t go after him for “damages”. The guy said “no” and so the scam artist wanted us to take him to the ER with pain all over his body. He had head pain, chest pain, neck pain, back pain, abdominal pain, hell when I asked about fingers and toes he said yes. Since he had so much trauma we strapped him down onto the backboard so he couldn’t move even a millimeter. Told the nurse at the hospital what happened and about his little scam he tried to do and said he would stay on the board for a while. They were busy. Hate scammers
1:42 Breaking into a car when someone is *already* inside and waiting is pretty stupid and hilarious to me. I’m just picturing the lady having a silly smug time just waiting for the guy to open the door.
Honestly though, the mobile home guy. Absolute fucking miracle he made that turn without flipping the entire trailer. Must have been quite the beast of a truck.
4:26 this must be the stupidest thing I've seen in a while, 1st they walk right in front of the camera where it's obviously possible to see their faces, 2nd one of the boys stands in front of the camera basically facing it covering nothing but the package +3rd while they say "go. do it" and the other boy peeks around the corner making his face visible too. And 4th they take the package and all run away at the same time making it completely useless to "block" 1/4 of the cameras view... How can people be so stupid sometimes, even neanderthals could probably do better than this
@@DeadWaitsthis is the very obvious answer. Some people think there’s a screen like taking a selfie and he can see what we can see or what? I bet if viewed from a different angle we would see him stand real close to the camera and everyone would assume that he covered the whole scene.
Those guys were pros, I recognize the style. High vis vest, broad daylight, going into homes you know are vacant. They haven't caught up to modern times however. Doorbell cameras are everywhere. Even if you see it and disable it, it's got you on camera coming up to disable it. If your face isn't captured, the owner still gets an alert and can watch the video of a masked person disabling their camera, and can then call the police. Doorbell camera = either don't bother, or blitz the place. Because you've only got about 5 minutes for a burglary call where the owner isn't home and no one is in immediate danger.
The Peru Cops part is the best :D I love the creativity and energy to really do this and not just joking around :D i wonder how it was when the first one had the idea, and then everyone was probably laughing, but when the laughing settled someone had to say: "ok now, lets do it", and everyone else be like: "yep".
No, I think he put it there to gain access to the bank - he had to get to that vent somehow. Which probably worked pretty well, when he's carefully balancing on it, but when he drops his whole weight straight down on the center of the lid from the height of a couple of feet - ouch.
@@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 the process of starting it would involve putting gas in it. Was I meant to list everything to do? Take it off the shelf, look around, unscrew the cap...no, just let the joke be bro
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@@josephdavis4956You're dealing with Redditors here, just be thankful they didn't stick their dick in it.
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7:20 NEVER tell anyone that you've a dashcam. Just go with it. And tell the police officer that you've one but do it in a way the other person does not notice it.
So, when I was in school our music clubs did a practice trip every year. Once a thief broke into our practice rooms over night, stole all the instruments left inside and locked them in his car. Instead of driving away, he checked into the hotel the following morning and got promptly caught. Was quite annoying, we had to wait for a week or so to get everything back, 'cause it was taken to the station as evidence. If he got away with it, he could have been rich, there was about 100,000 € worth of instruments in that room if I remember correctly. I mean, he probably wouldn't have known how much he could have sold them for, but still.
1:54 I know it's a bunch of headlights and stuff, but at first it looked like a timelapse of the days going by while he reflects on his life choices lmao
To be fair, pro burglars don't take a smallest risk if they can avoid it. If there's a slightest chance that their target location is occupied or guarded, they switch targets. They couldn't see if it was a reflection at a first glance in the dark and they weren't going to stick around to look more closely.
@@Lightice1lmfao ah no, "to be fair" you made an ass of yourself, maybe it's time to think about getting an actual job lol (Btw "pro burglars" don't do unknown residential homes)
Lmao it's super common, y'all need to get outside more
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@@LocketInThinePocket True. We all know the brown kids just have stealing in their genetics. I've seen brown infants waving guns around before they're even old enough to walk.
"Dee-auaghddjbdshagughijuscome- i'm with ups, i'm with ups, I was going to bsldufhrs to your neighbors, we go around every- ev-every place to make Sure that blurshhs you're not home we'll pi your neighbors or whatever" -bro what the hell 😭
Honestly I gotta admire the guy who snuck out of the police van and held his finger to his lips and ssh’d the traffic twice. Mad commitment to the bit.
4:42 that is the most cartoonish bounce not even theater people could replicate, i can hear- no, SMELL the sound effects from that boioioioing, a masterpiece like few/no others
