Dumbest Criminals Of All Time - GTA 5 

I wish videos like this still popped up in the weekly line up from time to time. It's like listening to a Neebscast in a bite sized chunk

Real life story, forget where it happened. These two geniuses drive up to a gas station and rob the clerk. Then jump into their car to make their getaway... only to run out of gas two blocks away. The idiots were arrested still trying to get the car started, apparently not realizing they were out of gas.

This video was GOLD!! MORE like it please!!!

How do I give this multiple thumb up?

I miss these kinds of vids Neebs! You should do more like this!

Neebs is love Neebs is life

I want time saw a video of a man who goes into 7/11 with his mom. When they are checking out after the mom bought him Doritos she starts to walk away and the guy pulls a gun on the cashier. The mom notices hits her son and yells at him to grab his Doritos and leave. They just walked out of the store but that cashier must have been like wtf just happened

The pull door XD

as a Minnesotan I was deeply offended by the fact you all think we speak like Canadians don't ya.... fuck, you win eh

I enjoy the occasional dumbest whatever videos....but you guys make them sooooo much better! MOAR!

I really like this video. Most "dumb criminals" videos are just people making fun of the desperately poor, or misguided drug addicts. But this one feels more sympathetic towards them as well, and shows genuinely funny stuff instead of just crack logic. I appreciate that.

Years ago there was a group going around my neighbourhood stealing rims off cars every night. It made the news when they were caught in the act by the property owner who happened to both be armed and an elite level MMA fighter. The thieves didn't die, but they also didn't walk away.

This channel is slowly turning into RU-vid's Funniest Home Videos. Also, you guys should totally get a laugh track for some of these.

+Neebs Gaming For more context on that video @2:09, the art in question is a World War I commemorative art, "Never Forgotten", by Nic Joly. After the video, he was confronted by staff at the Castle Fine Art Gallery in Birmingham, UK and had to give it back to the staff before fleeing away. The thief was arrested a month later.

Neebs and crew on point, as per the usual.

I'm pretty sure those security walls are called Bandit Barriers

2:45 "I WANT ALL YOUR MUFFLERS!"

That last lady keeps the cake as she's walking out. Never drops it

6:32 reminds me of Doraleous & Associates

MIINNESOTER.

I heard somewhere (I don't know if it's true) but a guy was so drunk that he robbed it own house and then in the morning called the police to catch the "robber" when intact it actually was him. Also writing this while we reign my neebs gaming top 👌

We need more people like that last manager guy xD

Just got sent home from work after hearing my Grandpa has passed, these guys have me smiling...... Thank you Neebs and co. Seriously thanks.. X

I watched a 19min add for you guys. Awesome video!!!

In Canada that’s like $60 worth of beer

Came back to this video....GUYS 0:48 Simon's laugh!! XD

these kinds of videos are my favorite by you guys

I like the fake Minnesotans accent being from Minnesota

The thing that gets me with the first one, is when he smashes through the glass and the door slowly opens right after.

i am from germany and i have to tell you this stupid story that happened in a lottery store. a masked guy runs in the store pushed the waitress aside took the spending money case and stumbled because it was chained from the bottom of the case onto the table and broke his right hand xD

Not even joking, we need more of this! The laughter of everyone is just so contagious.

I Bin on RU-vid for years and I never seen videos like this anywhere else before you guys kickass I nearly died laughing watching this video keep doing what you guys are doing keep up the awesome work and stay in school

Neebs Talks videos are the best. Especially when you guys are reacting to random weird stuff. Please make more!

Neebs, you're definitely going to achieve world peace, keep up the good work.

The 'mercadinho' one is from Brazil, we have loads of dumb criminals in here x.x

Was LMAO the entire time :D Please make more of these!

The guy trying to steal a painting reminded me of a robbery in my country where a woman with a long skirt walked into a electronics store, took a TV, put it under her skirt and walked away. She actually did that a couple of times on different stores and never got caught.

Great video as always Neebs :)

We need about 20 more of these I never laugh at videos but I was dying with this one.

In a small town nearby was an old lady used to run an jewellery store. A robber came in the other day pointing a gun at her. She only said: we don't repair pistols in here. The robber was so confused that he left the shop immediately xD

3:56 like pooping *ploop*

is it just me or could Neebs totally nail singing(screaming) this song..

kinda want to visit Minnesota now...

This is a very underrated channel. They deserve way more subscribers for the awesome content they create!

As an Australian I can confirm that Australia is magical

Oooih that video from the Dutch store. It actually happened. You missed the end though. Theres a sticker on the door that says: 'i case of shoplifiting we always call the cops'. They added 'almost' :) And yeah, there was a marching band. They knew the 10000th got to be that day. They had a few every day!!

7:30 why was his pants soggy neebs?

I got one for you. This one guy goes to rob a pizza place somewhere in Michigan. he pops off a vent cap to get in, but gets stuck for 11 hours. The police arrive after hearing reports of a screaming man. Firefighters free him soon after, and the suspect resisted arrest until he was subdued and arrested. Talk about a really cheesy heist.

Don't lie you know you sing along the the conclusion song

You guys need to do a long waited sequel

3:55 There's other robbers :) I don't know but this was so funny it made my day omg

Lol im Dutch and didnt even know that last one.. :( I wanna go to that shop right now :')

Best part of that first clip is the door opens to cover the missing glass panel he just ran through hahaha

5:26 that brings a new meaning to the words beer nuts

to be fair on that first purse snatching one, doesn't matter if he was on the wrong side, his dumbass would still have gone through the glass door.

we dutch are crazy People with good healtcare

Numbers 2 and 3 from the back are just like the bank-robber scene in the movie Snatch. Hilarious :D

If I the building I work at got shoplifted 10 000 times. I wouldn't be celebrating it. But still, credit where's credit due, that is one way to embarrass someone. Smart thinking there ladies and gentlemen.

I've got another funny video you should see. this guy rides up to this with a motorbike to this woman, and steals her purse, but runs off and LEAVES the motorbike... So the woman just hops on and drives off on THE THIEFS MOTORBIKE, and he comes running back after her!!!

I just noticed neebs intro says "world peace" and "welcome to the best and future largest RU-vid channel in the world"

Once the accent came in, I just died of the hilarity. Too damn funny. I's uh come frum Minnesoter!

10:13, there actually IS a band playing

I Bin on RU-vid for years and I never seen videos like this anywhere else you guys absolutely rock this video was so funny I nearly died keep up the awesome work guys and stay awesome and crazy

How could anyone NOT like this video!? Appsro had me at, "Hauuuuughhhhhhey"!

Neebs, I have two stories of my own... Well, I didn't do 'em. 1) A man (in a mask) goes into a security camera store. After getting two boxes, he notices an active security camera and flips it off... AFTER removing his mask. 2) I think somewhere in Florida two men rob a gas station. One man was actually doing the robbery while his friend stood at the door. The man standing at the door twirls a pistol and accidentally shoots his foot.

No wonder Doraleous is the coolest guy here. If you're born in the north, your blood never de-ices.

that storemanager 10,000th shoplifter - that guy is an OG!!! so rad!

every video i watch on this channel the more reason i have for it being my favorite, keep up the great work!

Always a great way to start your day,WITH NEEBS!!!!

The greatest RU-vid channel In THE WORLD, wooooooooo! Keep it up neebs gaming family. You never fail to make me happy.

I live in Canada and we have a saying here. Minnesota is really just mini Canada. By the way, 6:32, love the accents XD

There's a video of a man robbing a liquor store. He comes in through the ceiling, but can't get back out. He then smashes out the door, gets stuck crawling through, and waits something like 4 hours for police to arrive

I was at that first clip lol, it's in WA, Perth, Ballajura. Was really good to see a bunch of people jump on him and laugh

As always great video guys!!! And we should request you get a Tru TV show

Love watching this old videos. Wish they would make more.

0:37 yas my home country and home when I heard about this on the news I died laughing

Lmao when that first clip happened in Australia, it was all over the news.

I'm a Minnesotan and I find your Minnesotan impression hilarious

More of these please! I love random content from you guys!

As a Minnesotan the Facebook criminal part made my day.

I would like a part 2 or something similar, this was great! :D

+Neebs Gaming @Neebz and cr3W: My wife, without me knowing, saved up money last year to buy me the PS4 for Christmas. Currently I own Battlefront, Fallout 4, Battlefield 4, and The Evil Within. Though.. I still feel like I'm lacking the satisfaction I remember receiving when playing Socom: U.S. Navy Seals online with the PS2 during my high school years. So addicting.. Neebz and cr3W, what games do you all play to really feel that fun/satisfaction feeling? Or are there even any games out there currently that interest you guys, and give ya'll that awesome feeling that the great games imprinted into your early years did?

Neebs tells a good story vocally

Man that video was awesome neebs haha, I've almost pissed myself laughing when the guy ran through the window at the start haha!!!

Valentine's breakfast with My Wife and I play this video. We had a great laugh, romance isn't dead in my house

i'm from the Netherlands, and that was real, it was all over the news back then.... still brings a smile to my face when i see it.

Neebs I am loving these countdowns!

you guys are maniacal geniuses

I don't remember what show it was, but the dumbest criminal I've ever seen was a guy who tried to rob a store while wearing a bottle crate on his head to 'conceal' his face. There were several people who saw him put the crate on his head as he went into the store and when he took it off as he left. He was arrested shortly after.

Thanks for the laughs neebs and crew

Why haven't I found this channel before? I literally just watched half of your videos and oh my god you guys are hilarious! Y'all have made my month. Keep up the great work, can't wait for more amazing content from you guys! :)

Minnesotans don't talk like Canadians at all. We make fun of them with the same accent. You guys are hilarious reguardless. Love your videos.

I saw this video when it first came out and I'm just now remembering that I heard the story about the Chicago muffler place, because I live 3 blocks away from the place and remember hearing about it

the dutch shoplifting is in the city i live xD its a department store in a big mall where every exit has security guards cause of the so many shopliftings the female was later arrested for also a few house break-ins together with her partner xD

My absolute favorite is the guy who tried to rob a jewelry store and ended up pulling a gun on a gun shop. Needless to say the cops didn't have to arrest him.

My favorite part is that the motorcycle getaway driver at 3:59 would have been hit by the robber if he stayed in his original parked spot. That would have been funny to see.

*walks into bank with gun “Alright everyone liste-“ *person behind counter presses button and walls slowly start rising

Greetings from the Netherlands 💪🏻🤪🤪🤪 The store in question is called ‘Hema’ it’s an store you can buy stuff from pencils to towels and from cake to t shirts. It’s true that there is much theft in these stores 😳

stealing beer cases in my country we call it "Running beer" and its actually quite common

At my old school in MN, we had a Christmas tree lot and one night some people stole four trees which were the cheapest and they had their faces on camera and one of them stared directly into a camera.