Dungeons and Daddies - S1E02 - The Ties that Bind 

Henry managing his budding Druidic powers like he's hitting puberty at 35+ is pretty hilarious, won't lie :')

When the DM says "Ok" and nothing else you know you done messed up.

I'm getting the sneakiest suspicion that Beth May might be the funniest person alive "fun fact: Ron doesn't have any leg hair!" that delivery was destructive

"You could have bought a map! You could have done ANYTHING." "Yeah we're pretty new here, so..."

I'm dying with Henry going "Well people might assume Darryl and I are married so..."

timestamps for convenience: 2:35 first change of the dad joke rules 3:16 mathematically they should rescue henry's kids first 4:31 dad joke kills glenn 6:42 baby's first side quest 8:05 something has changed within me, something is not the same 9:00 now now, alignment is no reason to bully people 12:29 henry casts thunderwave 14:01 beth does a crime 15:30 daryl haven't you been burned enough by handshakes 19:04 henry introduces basically yelp to this world 21:20 ron is a poor little meow meow 25:37 dad huddle 26:49 second dad huddle in as many minutes 27:15 I would have also used my phone calculator for this 25:20 the daryl barrel special 30:16 there are only two beds 32:44 dream sharing 33:50 funny in hindsight 35:32 dads cannot remember names 36:20 will/henry loves making puns 37:12 beth you're gonna kill glenn 40:12 dads get into looting 42:32 really should have asked these questions earlier 45:19 the secret daryl item reveal 47:05 he Cannot 49:21 the dads will Regret This 58:30 daryl has only taken damage from dad jokes this episode 1:01:37 glenn's turn with the braincell 1:05:40 you cannot high school musical your way out of a murder 1:09:15 "we're good people" says the man lying to two children 1:10:37 turns out the slave labor was a red flag 1:11:35 ron's got some stuff 1:13:04 good ole dnd solution to every problem: murder 1:25:34 listen ron is not wrong here 1:28:20 you got this daddy master 1:33:32 the moral of the story 1:34:40 those montessori art lessons paid off

I just love the amounts of pure chaos and laughter this group has in these episodes.

38:50 the collective "Oooohhhhhh" had me busting up

I never realized how much this episode impacted the rest of the series until now

Late to party but I'm loving what I'm hearing. Got recommended this podcast by a friend, and I gotta say this is hands down the best adaptation of the real people transported to the DND world that I've ever seen. Props to you guys. 😅

“You must not get a lot of faerie dragons in Waterdeep.” Buddy, we’ve got EVERYTHING in Waterdeep! If it looks like we DON’T have it, we just haven’t found it yet!

Gartok = Car Talk cracks me up every time

YOU GOT A DRAGON!? I can't 🤣

SPOLIERS (for episode 29) 33:51 And here we see Beth May casually figure out the identity of the main villain by episode 2

Just found the wonderful world of dnd podcasts and I AM HAPPY!

This is such a good idea for a campaign, I am going to do something similar. Classes are dad archetypes, every one is human. I'm going to put it in a different setting, going for a variety of punk, dungeon punk, tesla punk, clock punk, etc.

I saw this was on RU-vid and the first thing I did was skip to the 10 minute mark lol the original has been preserved!!

Greatest DnD podcast ever.

13:50 add 1D6 psychic damage to anyone struck by a flying thunder condom 😂

This is the original version, does not have the edit that was done later on in the season.

BUT YOU KIILLLLEED MY SON!! .. hilarious! I'm actually crying with laughter!!

"love your children" "alright!" "but not phisically" good gods

I found you guys through the encounter table and so far im loving every minute

Gartok literally has slaves and his “sons” sound a lot like Lance’s “SONS” from before. Like I- he didn’t like a single personality based thing about each of his children. One of them is literally his body gaurd.

I miss playing DnD. It inspires my passions in it again

Starting my second run through S1... worth every minute even the second time!

They all dreamed of Ron's dad!!!! The forshadowing!!!!! Love beth!!!

Wasn't the van almost on empty before all of this happened? ... the never emding gas tank

Stark. Raving. Naked. Man, that is a whole new level of naked.

The unedited version of this episode befor later is the season was great

Gartok nonsense is beyond hilarious.

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself at "You're gonna drown in beer"

lmao "big man feet."

Holy shit this is really really funny, im hooked now for sure. Your cast is amazing what chemistry.

1:25:50 The original timeline

My regular dnd has stopped, found this series and it is filling that void. Loving this chaos!

me unironically coming back to this ep due to the time travel joke thinking it was real

So no one is gunna say the Daryle Wilson guy sounds like Ralph from the Wreck It Ralph movies?

Fresh Charleston chews aren't super chewy not that it matters 😂

I don’t think the town likes me Hey bud, why were you invisible 🙎🏾‍♀

Great podcast

The greatest mystery of the series (unless I'm missing something) is how did Will figure out about the Charleston Chews. I remember being so sure it was bubble gum the first time around.

Is the change they did in this yt ep? Might’ve skipped over it

I don’t understand how this has only 1k likes, it’s fantastic

comments are good for the youtube algorithm. also i hope nothing bad happens with Glenn

Bookmark 48:21

SPOILIERS FOR EPISODE LIKE 24 I love how Ron actually has big feet, in a later episode Beth rolls an 18 for Ron's foot size. I think it's one of the fourknights episodes.

What the * have I stumbled into here ? LOL I mean, I get the D&D, but egads, will the D&D multiverse survive these guys ?

Why did gartok's son die?

this is a great podcast, but how does the BDSM play into it?

I think it was a good call to change the dad joke benefit to Inspiration, makes exp calculation less annoying (for the party, not the audience!!)

31:30 She sexpecting bud light. piss in a bottle and it would be near identical 🤣

Spoilers. . . . . . . . . . is this version before the great retcon?

55:03

Okay, this was very easy to solve: 1. Tell Gartok they can probably find someone in a major city that can bring his son back to life and you'll help him find something Ron cares about (obviously not his "burden" of a step-son), and let him use it to get revenge. 2. Gag Ron and tell the dragon kids that Ron took the bracelet off against Gartok's will and Gartok tried to kill Ron immediately afterwards. 3. Tell the dragon kids that Gartok could have gotten his employees or slaves or whatever to look for them, but he went himself and almost got killed for it. Obviously, Gartok is a dick, but in his own twisted way, he wants what he thinks is best for his kids, so all he really needs is a bit of family therapy.

LETTSS GOOOOOOOO

I thought i heard Preston PelvisCrown.

Omg im dying hahahahahahahahaha they killed Garktog son

Get more context and informations before making snap judgements and mind my own goddamn business are the lessons I learned today LMGAON

this has criminally low views

Second episode did not disappointment.

13:00

ya'll should collab with Die of Laughter to grow ur audience quickly.

I have big man feet 🙎🏾‍♀

Is Ron's player just not listening? Well, it wouldn't be D&D without one.

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