Dying and Going to Diagnostic Heaven | House M.D.. 

I NEED A LOT OF NURSES IN HERE!

What do you do is have this program on 24/7?

and got his legs crushed by a snow plower or smth

and recovered like a champ, I would've died if that happened to me

He's also a former vampire who apparently reconstituted himself from being dusted (Angel 111, 'Somnambulist'). Overpowered is an understatement.

Can’t forget blew himself up having a cigarette next to gas tanks in the bathroom 😂😂

*PistenBully snowcat, and *oxygen tanks

The avengers only show up when you’re very very sick

I forgot it was the same actor.....

@@willrobinson9767 Yup that's him😂

He’s lucky he got Doctor House instead of Doctor Strange in this case.

@@DiogenesTheCynic. In Utimate alliance... Dr Strange is a good guy....

aha, not just a snowplow though, but a PistenBully snowcat, so they're on the right "tracks"

Lol that’s 90% house though. Take symptoms, apply them to outrageous and non likely diseases, be wrong 3 times then find out it was just a dormant STI for the past 2 years 😂

Oh god...still too soon and I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at that one!

All the more proof he's a superhero.

Coincidence not irony.

@@gravysamichactually no genius :)

It would be ironic, if he was pretending to be a Snow Cat Plow driving instructor. 😊

you have no understanding of what irony means. it's 2023 and people are still confused between coincidence and irony. unbelievable. are you 12 years old?

I knew it was Jeremy Renner!

Isn't that actually Jeremy Renner's life? He is a musician, isn't he? Like Hugh Laurie?

You're kidding 😑 he was NOT the best actor on House.

I didn't even realize lmao

Lol I didn't realise that either

what ??

and then "garden variety", great writing

😂ik right

He knows they are going to rip a chunk out of the patient.... Usually unwilling....

they don't lie, unlike the patients

Theyre a good way to get a quick snack

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​@@addisontaylor7941house is dr. Steven strange but in another alternate reality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think she's awesome. I like her in-your-face attytude. Plus she's so freaking pretty.

Well put, never understand how people can root for assholes and pretend they aren't or don't want to be one themselves

​​@@jamespppyacek342 the actor is very average looking even with tons of makeup and camera shots. I get Cameron or 13 in her own anaemic way ( even as Olivia Wilde is a huge lying pos in real life ) but Amber is less than mediocre.

@@jamespppyacek342 Simp

*I got her hips

"Thank you. I got her hips."

That's because it's the same actor.

Do i even care

@@orishaeshu1084 deep down

@@bigmarty11288 there is only emptiness deep down

Not IMO

No

A treat to see 13 handling her

Just my type

God she's pretty. She's like, the definition of pretty.

bro ong

Fr 😭

He’ll be thrown into another genre by Eminem, again.

Turns out he had measles from hanging around the kids,none of the doctors diagnosis was correct

@@TacticalJay-fb9ou interesting. I didn't know that measles was still a thing. I guess he wasn't vaccinated. Does that mean they had to track down the children too?

@@NH-tb2sm they probably would have to vaccinate the kids but Jeremy Renner's character's immune system was so messed up from all the drug use they would need more extensive treatment for him

@@NH-tb2sm Read about measles outbreaks in Europe and USA - I think a pre-school in California was the epicentre of one.

Except he wasn't exactly running around the hospital

he has his own show

😂

Yea its crazy. I was put on heavy rx narcotics around the clock for 7 yrs, then policy at clinic changed due to a medical director hwvibg an affair with a patient and the one who replaced him said get everyone off narcotics. I started buying them from other ppl, but ran out of money. For a $60 pill you can get the equivalent in heroin for $5. Didnt even like the high, just the initial 30 sec rush and obviously the pain relief and I only took the minimum I needed at at the same time daily the way Id take an Rx. I was able to function and work that way, but realized it wouldnt end well between having to deal with drug culture to obtsin it and the legal risks, impurities lije fentanyl and tranqs, etc so I went to a methadone clinic. Im down to a pretty low level of methadone but it has destroyed my health much worse in a way rx narcotics abd even heroin did not, i gsined 100 lb in 3 mos, within 4 was severely diabetic having never been prediabetic, lost 15 teeth due, osteoporosis and yes all my Drs except the methadone place agree its the methadone. Now I need a walker to ambulate, can barely move, certainly cant work. My pain and quality of life and productivity was much better being dependent on the other drugs.

@@rickwrites2612 is that why I've lost my teeth?!?! I'm literally getting dentures next week. Omfg! 🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬

Yes

Yes

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