E.M.M.P - This Quiet Offends Slaanesh. (Feel power of Noise Marine) 

100k views, good start, let`s do 1kk, spread the Chaos everywhere.

The sight of a 9ft man clad in pink armor plate, body-popping toward you while holding a guitar that belches purple fire would be absolutely terrifying to some. Those people did not attend an illegal rave in the 90's.

"How metal are you?" "I have a fucking organ strapped to my back"

OK I have seen this image 100 times but I just realize he’s on top of a freaking plane

Being a bard in medieval fantaisy universe: Scream in front of any ennemy Being a bard in Warhammer 40k:

now imagine this at a high enough decibel level to rend flesh, bone, and souls....

Slaanesh cultist: "Oh, what a lovely day!" *Sprays teeth pink*

imagine this for a moment: you are an imperial guardsman. you are stationed to guard a hive world from a chaos incursion. they assign you to man a AAA gun on the upper level of a hive spire. the sky is a clear white with thick cloud cover. the air is still and there is no noise whatsoever. you hear what sounds like jet engines in the distance. "must be the air patrol." then you see a cruiser falling through orbit in the distance. and then out from the clouds these slanneshi jets burst out of the clouds when the beat drops. all guns open up toward the jets but non seem to be hitting their mark. one flies close to your position and for a split second you realize that, "Is that a Space Marine Riding a jet while rocking a guitar solo?". yes, yes it is.

That moment you notice that Slaneesh knows more about Industrial than any forgeworld administrator.

You may think you're cool. But you'll never be a Noise Marine of Slaanesh rocking out on the roof of a jet fighter, dive bombing on the express elevator to Hell cool!

(Cranks bass and master volume) *WE ARE AMPLIFIED!*

When you betray the emperor just so you can have some sick music

I like this one because it’s so far the only noise marine RU-vid music thing that is probably what they would sound like in combat because it sounds like loud banging noises loosely arranged into a song as opposed to a thought out song with big booming noises

That face when you get your dad into Warhammer 40k and he becomes a slaanesh worshiper

When people say bards aren't cool. (Shows this image)

Doomguy is classified as a noise marine. The music travels with him.

I think a noise marine might find slamming themselves into a building while riding a plane to be the same as smashing your guitar at the end of a song. And they are likely to survive that...

Imagine of this was how the noise marines actually looked like, i genuenly wouldn't mind rocking out in the depths of the warp with them

Guardsman: *Covering ears* I can't hear anything!!! Noise Marine: How are you still talking? Oh! This hasn't shattered your jaw? That means it's not loud enough. *Turns up dial*

1st noise marine "Play this at my funeral" 2nd noise marine "How loud?" 1st noise marine "Yes"

I’m glad to have finally found an actual EC themed song that isn’t just Noise Marine quotes over an overplayed dubstep song. Keep up the great work, Slaanesh surely hears you.

This proves that Doof Warrior from Mad Max: Fury Road is a noise marine

Don´t be a Bard they said. Bards are lame they said.

A shame there are no flying noise marines that use acoustic levitation as their way of flying. The idea of them dropping onto their targets and liquifying them under the pressure of sound.

SLAANESH DEMANDS! HARDER! FASTER! LOUDER! SLEAZIER!

Imagine being a french police officer and hearing this in the distance getting louder and louder.

From the distance, the unholy hordes of Slaanesh can be heard. The beat of their rumble that of doom and mayhem; their march incessant and relentless. Each step the strum of damnation, and every blast a portent of ecstatic torment to come. All hail Chaos. All hail Slaanesh.

Riding through the Warp shouting, “SPIKEY AND PINK, WITNESS ME”

I think I'm gonna add in a noise marine as a boss in my dnd campaign now. I hope the party likes this song, because it'll be playing for the entire encounter.

Nothing in the first minute: THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLANNESH!! LOUDER!! LOUDER!!

*No one:* *The Noise Marines outside my window while I am trying to sleep at 3am:*

I'm 1000% sure this is what a noise marine would sound like on the battlefield

Turn this LOUDER I NEED MOREEEEEEE HAAAAIL SLAAANESHH PIERCE US WITH YOUR MIGHTY RITHMS

"It's quiet." -Imperial Guardsman upon hearing the Noise Marines' war march.

The guy in the vid represent the whole universe of warhammer quite perfectly In the grim dark future there is only war...... And heavy metal

I don't know how I got here but I'll just- be on my way like a good loyalist Guardsman.

Mechanicus: "Where'd he...?" Space Marine: "It's the warp. Better not questioned."

Sigh..i guess i have to buy 300$ of chaos space marines and pain them gold&pink..oh well

What do you get when attacking a chaos faction. Khorne : headsplit Nurgle : infection Tzeentch : curse Slaneesh : lost of hearing

when i would have the patience and the skills to make an high quality animation like "Astartes" or "Death of Hope", i would like to make one where yopu can see Astartes and Chaos Astartes fighting with all kinds of troops and i would like to introduce the Chaos troops as badass as they deserve it. The soundtrack for the chaos introduction would be this fine peace of art! Sounds very good

This is the result when an entire chapter of space marines specialize in the bard class.

Where can I find actual music like this? This shit is unironically good af

We still need an animated fight with this track playing. A bright and violent display of the pleasure gods power.

ah yess, tastefull earape

This can only be truly appreciated at full volume

Ha, chaos must be fun (Under breath) _heretics_

The emperor needs a loyalist sound marine chapter now

Okay but...imagine this as part of an OST for a Noise Marine FPS

Back again to listen. Chaos truly does corrupt.

Salesman: " how did you destroy your speakers, again?" Me: *shows salesman this track* Salesman: "Understandable."

*ITS NOT LOUD ENOUGH! LOUDER*

It pleases Slaanesh! Excess emotion. It’s the stillness of void which displeases the prince.

Slaanesh is pleased with this one.

1:05 When you finally get to slaying demons in DOOM Eternal.

This is fucking sick. I really hate how dubstep is usually the stand in for noise marine. Guess you can thank TTS for that (still love TTS and alfabusa). This should be what chaos should sound like, slaanesh speed metal, khorne death metal, nurgle nu metal. Dont what zneetch would be tho. But anyways this is fucking amazing! Love it!!

THIS PLEASES SLAANESH!

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

"Noise Marines huh? So how loud _does_ Slaanesh.....y'know...?" Noise Marines: *_YES_*

Killer song! There was a band from Finland called Havoc Unit that has a similar sound to this. Super industrial groovy metal. Didn't know they worshipped Slaneesh in secret!

Simple, elegant... Beautiful

It's like this weird mix between heavy metal and '90s club music. Beautiful.

LOUDER!! LOUDER!!.

I can feel the music overtake me, and it is a good pain!

I’ve never liked anything to do with Slaneesh. Never liked the aesthetic, the domains, the gifts, or anything she had to offer. That being said. if she were to offer me the chance to be this guy, I would take it.

This just cemented my decision to make the Emperor's Children my first Warhammer 40K army

I like how you got the drums sounding like bolter fire rather than an instrument. Very fitting.

Now THIS pleases Slaanesh!

40K. Only setting where a 7 feet tall clad in future armor can bring a solo on a 10 string while riding a jet. *This is some serious DmC Dante Level Shit.*

This song is pure focus. Listening to this gives me full concentration. This track is immaculate.

*_SLAANESH DEMANDS MORE!_* *proceeds to drop the bass on the corpse worshippers*

well, of course, he is on top of the plane slamming out heavy metal cords on a flame thrower guitar while wearing speaker boots and an organ backpack Warhammer 40K is just mad max in space!

The emperors children are just the most hardcore metal band ever lol

Noise for the Noise God! Bass for the Bass Throne!

I serve the Omnissiah but damn this is good. Might need to hide a subwoofer under my robes.

HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR!

lol when you realized that this noise marine is actually riding on the top of an aircraft, it suddenly ups the epicness to new levels xD

SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY!

It sounds like the soundtrack for QUAKE (Nine Inch Nails), and QUAKE II (Sonic Mayhem) had an illegitimate lovechild!

The punisher uses this as A.S.M.R.

Fun fact: Changing to a different playback speed will also make the song change to a different style of metal.

It's codex compliant I swear

Imagine being a guardsman on one of the towers and the sheer chaos and horrifying beauty of what is happening. Cool stuff like this mad lad on the burning plane and other things.

All I want is for that keeper of secrets to stop stalking me.

WE GOING INSANE IN THE TRENCHES WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

STILL TOO QUIET

You might be a noise marine if you listen on repeat...

Really wish they'd release this as an elite model

Deafen the entire Galaxy with our sweat cacophony.

It's to quiet LOUDER BROTHER

This got me into Warhammer40k

The best part about being raided by slaneesh is that it comes with a free soundtrack, the worst part is that you are being raided by slaneesh.

*Bleeding ears.jpg*Finally, Some Good Fucking Music

This convinced me, if im ever gonna buy a 40k pack, im gonna get noise marines and im gonna make the chainaxes look like guitarrs.

The Amount of Volume you actually Need to increase in order to fully enjoy the tone of this music is just ABSURD and I absolutely LOVE IT!!

OK enough with just the guitar noise marine .... we need a whole friggin band... can you imagine this dude rocking out spitting flames with his epic metal riffs while another big ass marine is playing drums to the left just beatin those china's like they owe em money and then alex terrible comes out...err I mean a slaanesh chaos champion comes in with a mic and belts out the craziest death metal growl ever heard? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!! Fuckin bass kicks in and the drums dude pulls a slipknot and fuckin get hoisted up on hydraulic's smashing those drums while him and his whole setup spins in the air...... dude I think I just jizzed in my pants.

*EAT, DRINK, MAKE LOVE!!!*

Warhammer 40k is the most heavy metal game franchise ever!

I know it’s supposed to be chaos, but the silence and then noise makes me think of this An invasion is happening, all is lost another warp rift opens, it’s quiet… And then Legion of the Damned marines pour out of it. His Vengeance comes, Ave Imperator.

Sounds like a boss theme from a video game, i totally see this marine as a flying boss that you have to take down using anti air weapons

Basicly what i play with my bois in the pickup truck. On the way to the rock festival were we will put people on shirts in a mosh pit.