EA Is Worse Than You Thought 

Lmao🤣

Oof

Oh my god, I spilled my coffee from laughing. That's great, I'm using that from now on!

Underrated

a taste of their own medicine

Reduced to atoms

First time I've heard a sales person tell people not to buy their product.

This has to be required against worst company behaviour.

@@farrellrose4230 It is pure arrogance on their part. But people are too eager to buy any game irrespective of what developers say so..

I own nearly every battlefield game and add-on with the exception of the bad company series. I stopped buying all EA games when BF V was released

This is absolutely horrible. Like,how the exces were payed a lot while the employees were treated like garbage.?

Capitalism

You need to get out of that shitty state.

@@prathyushareddy9404 literally nothing to do with capitalism and everything to do with greed. a capitalist system cannot be run under the guise that employees are useless and can be thrown away en mass while simultaneously overpaying the higher-ups, no fucking idea where you got that from 💀

The execs make the machine work, you are just a cog, remember that. What a cog knows? How to spin on it's own axis, it takes many cogs to represent something of value. "Hur dur but if not for me there would be no game hur dur", cool, but a cog can be easily replaced, you as a low-level developer has no value in the grand scheme of things. An exec knows how the machine work, knows how to build it, fix it and improve on it, that's why execs are more expandable than cogs. If you have to cut something, you start at the base, not at the top. In every big company, you, developer/designer/low-level-contributor, are a cog that work solely to make the investors richer, nothing else. The game being good, bad or half-assed is just a byproduct of the primary objective: make the investors richer. And I don't mean to embed a sense of moral in this, that's just how the world works. Things fall down, water is wet and big companies primary concern is making it's investors richer. That's the beauty of things, you know what they are, and you know exactly what to expect from them. If you work at a big company and expect "mom's treatment" you have a problem with your perception of reality, it's like believing the moon is made of cheese, and by chewing on it's soil get mad because it tastes like gunpowder.

dude these stopped being funny a long ass time ago

@@seancostello4158 So did you.

​@@mancamiatipooladamn

Excepting the fact that 500k people that "didn't bought it" just bought it anyway.

More like ea:if you don’t like the game don’t buy it. (People don’t buy it. EA: fine..... MAAAAAAADEEEEEEEENNNNN!

why would ea say R in morse code

True

Lol would you buy a game you dont like? Just a fact

It’s not jail it’s a room with a locked door

Its not murder, it's surprise death

im not a cashier at mcdonalds, i handle transactions for a billion dollar company.

It's not rigged, it's robbing

It's not theft, it's surprise purchasing

Slaves act (…) like stealing exists outside of fiction as part of continuing to keep themselves/others from the actual value of their labor(/products/services).

And they taste good!! 😋👌

Damn. Could added 2042 the the onslaught in the video now too

Does someone force you to work for a specific company? No, so they are all the same, fuck EA and fuck all those ass licking Devs and Designers.

Sometimes it’s not even the publishers, like anthem wasn’t EA’s fault, it was BioWare’s

@@looinrims Even then you could probably chalk it back up to EA to some degree, as I doubt Bioware's horrible leadership was put in place without EA being involved at all.

@@Darca1n that’s like saying it’s osama bin laden’s great grandma’s fault for 9/11

Or perhaps they challenge your mental fortitude.

@Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz more like bore ragnarok

Callmekarson. I see you are a man of culture aswell. Hail Jim.

rip black box

Ea actually released 2 good games recently and brought battlefront 2 back and it's really good now

That's hilarious

nice

I didn’t pirate the game I got a freeware version online.

Those are not glitches, those are happy little mistakes

It's not a mistake, It's a happy little accident

Lame

“It’s not a bomb, its a surprise combustion”

@@zenochara7522 better 👏

@lueyR you just described yourself

You Dare Use My Own Spells Against Me

We’re only telling you one word the rest will be in ten thousand dollar DLCs or be patched in in 65 years.

They killed some game studios along the way too

@@--8594 respawn entertainment ;-;

@@Raycherry348 Nice HP reference

RandomPerson thats why the video is called EA is WORSE than you thought

Was literally just going to post a comment saying the same!!

Do you mean fifa 24. Prob will be soon

He didn't even mention those crash grab EA games on mobile, it's as bad as other platforms (some games I'd say worse) btw

or any of the recent madden games rip lol. didn't mention any of the good battlefield titles tho. bad company 1&2, BF3, and BF4. Or MOH.

Can you tell me some of those independent studios and its games,please?I'm not being ironic,i'm just looking for new interesting games that aren't triple a or something,and thought you could help me out.

@@thatoneundertalefanatic look on steam bro, indie games are better than triple A games these days

Would recommend team cherry's games even tho the only have hollow knight its jam packed with content and the devs have a bright future if they don't do a big mistake of course

@@gazzy9136 Sorry,i'm on a cellphone and i don't have a computer.With all due respect,if you ain't suggesting no games,why even answer?i asked for tips of indie games,not if there's any on steam.

@@iordankakostovska6093 Yeah,i know hollow knight,it's actually pretty famous.It's in my top 10 favorites,that's for sure.I'm asking for some new ones,like,less well known,and that didn't already make it big.

More like want to read, because they make like 100 pages of nothingness to read... fuck the company, brainwashing children, and making the children to ask their parents for money, not even ask, cry for money. If only they had a little bit of dignity and humility, they would see what kind of insanity they have been doing

You should anyway. Don’t forget the surprise mechanics added to every game not only ours tho.

@@ea5099 boys we’ve lured him here. Everyone grab your weapons i’ll hop in the Tiger. We’re finishing the fight

@@Engieman909 .*Summons Susano*

@@krishnachoubey8648 *Loads 88mm*

Patrick Miranda Nah, they’d bankrupt their clients.

Nah EA needs to just go extinct.

Going to the bank dlc: 10$

Patrick Miranda underrated comment

Unless they make another titanfall 2

Holy shit lmao

I love dark humour but holy fuck

@@makkerstef I know this made my jaw drop

I felt a hole in my stomach when I read that holy shit

Oh god

2010 EA: EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME 2020 EA: EA SHITS, IT'S A COMPLETE SHAME.

2000s EA was terrible too. killed so many good development teams :(

They've ruined Simcity and C&C. Hope those animals burn in hell.

2000 EA: try to make stonks by buying businesses 2015 EA: ($2.87 to unlock this meme)

Lol

They did that with spore the bastards

Didn't since BF1

:0

Trolley X being surprised will never not be relatable that specific episode of pokémon is hella old so it’s not like it’s going out of style just now lmao it’s kinda timeless

Not funny, didn’t laugh

@RollFeelingsInaBackwood yeah no it is definitely “out of style”

Could you imagine telling people that a meme is out of style? Lol

Fine, I'll parachute out

​@@MariOmor1EA again:parachute is for 9.99 too

@@user-vf3tt7pi1u then I’ll just jump in a lake

@@MariOmor1 EA:you have to pay 4.99 for that too:)

@@user-vf3tt7pi1u (takes out knife) YOU WON'T CHARGE ME FOR COMMITING SEPPUKU RIGHT?

no. i have the weeed card

Hands credit card

ptsd

Omg, this is why I hate all them ni- *BUY ARGUMENT PACK FOR $593,292,292,202.99

Yeah... lemme just... *puts on pirate hat*

EA: no wait!

"If you don't like the game, pirate It, and then talk trash on reddit" --Cap'n Jack Sparrow x FitGirl.

@@thunderhound294 hahah

The only game that I don't have a problem with is all the plants vs zombies garden warfare games I like those.

Honestly the only game I've ever got and fully enjoyed was battlefront 2. And honestly now that I look at it, EA is a fucked up company who just wants the money and doesnt want the people to be happy. I mean, just look at battlefront 2 now. No more updates, no more nothing. Nada. They sent the people who were working on it to help make battlefield 6. Which like most of the battlefield games, is gonna suck. So they lost a great opportunity to get more money by updating battlefront 2 and decided to make the people work on battlefield 6 and dice have to pull the plug on the game. I think EA is pretty dumb.

Holy you got the sacred big boss heart

This comment actually made me laugh out loud lol

mookay, EA does not consider that they ruin games.

You solved the mystery! They just want to save the world from videogames...

I swear, if they buy From Software, I may as well commit sudoku.

Indie games are going to have a golden age

Everyone: I hate EA Also everyone : pirates EA games every year

not me. i dont like their games.

Its not that we dont hate EA, but the smaller game companies who are angels that works for EA, like Respawn

people:I hate pvz vanilla version That who made by EA also people: *install game & play*

@@ruinaderoma Respawn is awesome. Titanfall 2 and Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order are awesome games.

Or dead

Or bread .-.

It's not steal *it's surprise waste*

StEAling parents credit cards

Or hanged in public

Can you imagine if you went up to punch your first tree and then a message pops up that says: "To complete this action you need to purchase "the Break Blocks DLC". Please visit our website for more information."

True

Ea killed our wallets, Microsoft killed banjo

To be fair, the phone/console version ain't too far off of what EA would've done

Michael Plouffe at least you can play almost all of the game without paying anymore

It’s kinda hard to when they keep shutting down my favorite development studios like Maxis,

Just like when men were told *not* to go see the new Charlie's Angels movie and then it sold poorly. And then the director blamed it's terrible sales on male sexism.

Westwood :((((

@@jonathanshirley4366 And fucking Birds of Prey. I'm a girl and even I thought it was a retarded piece of shit. Guess that makes me sexist, too. I like how EA keeps trying to rope more women into buying their games by featuring them as either history-breaking and obviously-shoehorned (Battlefield, Captain whatsherface from Star Wars) or totally customizable (The Sims, Mass Effect, Anthem lol)... and all the options are hideous. Its like with fucking Bethesda and the people who mod their games. There are people out there who make great-looking eyebrow mods. Why the fuck aren't game studios hiring them to be texture artists, when their quality clearly surpasses their AAA quality?

curb your enthusiasm theme*

Dont worry bro, IK this. In 2015 I told EA to cram it when they offered 5 mil for my company. I then sold it for 10 mil and tweeted them a picture to show how much i dislike them

I mean 15 mil not 5, cant edit comment either due to crap device

What game company are you in?

@@anonymousannoyed385 wow! that's really cool!

@@anonymousannoyed385 Nobody who has a company and 10 mil, has a crappy device

Did you're account get banned or something ?, BC that's a random take

for a guy called buttocks separator i'm surprised you censored rape

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno

It's not piracy, it's a "surprise discount."

CommanderZack I agree

It's not burning down EA hq It's surprise beating

Forza Touge Racing that’s partly bad parenting but still a great example of what is wrong with EA

@@NotDingse true that

Yeah i mean he could spend it for witcher 3 the best underrated gem ever made by the best company ever

@@daffaraihanputra1390 The Witcher 3 has nudity and I doubt any parent would allow that.

A Random Person Human my mum let me play gta 5 when i was ten so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well hope you have a extra 59.99 for EA online sueing services for talking to hold music.

@@loganmunger4576 make sure the PREMIUM suing extenstion for 99.99 dollars. the 6 dollar one is just instructions. Then you have to buy the PREMIUM+ for 999.99 dollars Then the PLUS for 90,000 dollars, Then the PLUS+ for 190,000 dollars and so on until you get the permission to sue EA for 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars! thats really cheap! Buy now! buy.... now...

Hope you have £59.99 to press the button before you buy it for £59.99 and then activate it for £59.99 man

CrazeeJustin09 and then get a 10% chance for it to activate which decreases every time you buy it to 8%, 5% and then 3% while finally at 1%........maybe it can get lower oh and then go through their dreaded Customer support system

@@filtz1893 :I

Surprise rewards

Lol

Surprise mechanics

i spat out my water

Bravo... Encore

Funnily enough, kinder eggs are illegal in america

@@ShiNiGaMi-bb2ep that *REALLY* says a lot

They are only illegal because kids choked in the toys.

@@LakesideTrey Just like gamers where (metaphocally) choked with the loot boxes and bugs and shitty procession

LakesideTrey that’s not true. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetics Act doesn’t allow confectionary products to contain a „non-nutritive object“.

Fella you know EA has been the publisher of battlefield since 2002

@@daderpdolphin2387 I think he got battlefront mixed up with battlefield LMAO

“It’s not kidnapping, it’s a surprise road-trip”

"It's not slavery, its mandatory voluntary work"

"It's not abusing, it's just a wrestling match"

Its not a subscribe button.Its a button support.

"It's not raw, it's just not cooked"

Redditor

@@michaelmodernsonicfan5341 nah we hate fifa

Janaya Indigo Well don't forget Jedi fallen order

@@GrindyVine man... i got Mass effect3 years ago because i wanted to finish off the trilogy - Origin is the biggest turdbasket ive ever had to deal with. Then EA came crawling back to Steam, so i thought to myself - maby ill Give Jedi FO a shot because it seems good. Didnt read that you need 3rd party DRM and Origin ANYWAY even tho you just bought it on Steam. Refunded that shit right quick.

EA is good

This is never gonna happen. As with every aspect of life, only 10-20% of people will wise up/wake up and start to see the bullshit. The majority will remain brainwashed sheep and just follow the trends and hype trains because they are cool, while forgetting the harsh lessons they learned (or not) from previous mistakes. Not many gamers are patient, dont fall prey to hype trains and fake trailers and DONT preorder anything, instead waiting at least 1 month after release to see the real state of the game, see reviews and opinions from multiple people. Only smart people do that.

"tell that to the jews"

Germany: it's not invasion, it's surprise alliance

Poland: Pay 99.99 Reichsmarks to invade me

@@braeman01 ah yes county prostitution

yes

EA: Insert 1 like to reply. I I V

@@SkyNinja759 no.

@@Whatingodsname Our lawyers will be in touch.

@@SkyNinja759 i will take your like sir, thank you

best joke 😂

Mhm.

The most impossible yet possible thing

I was actually expecting some news and was waiting when he would come to the point, but nope

I never knew EA were the ones behind the creation of microtransactions, which in my opinion is the sole reason that the gaming industry has turned to complete shit in the past 6 years.

@@Lysergic_ that is because it is not true. that shit is way older, like 2004 - 2006.

BO3 RUNS AWAY

dont forget PUBG mobile is Pay to get skin

@Lord Gucci Banana so is Cod Mobile in India

Yup, even the old CODs are so expensive. I get it that the old ones are masterpieces, but their price is too much

@Lord Gucci Banana wtf you saying. I don't play PUBG, Fortnite. And most of those who play them are new gamers. They haven't played many games. And not everyone has gaming PCs in India, GDP per capita, you know.

Ha

It's at least what I scream normally

did someone in non gd universe just say "cold sweat" ?

@Steven Murphy Thats a big implication.

@Steven Murphy Reddit is great depending on what subs ur on

Yeah, same was said by Dead by Daylight creative director, the game is so desperate they started spewing surveys back n forth. Still dying.

Torrent: Hello there, let me introduce myself 😎

@@Himark89 what do you mean?

@@Himark89 i cant get into dead by daylight im sure its fine but when you get queue times lomger than 1 round and when you finally get in someone leaves and you have to queue again its kinda hard to like

Patrick Soderland: "If you dont like it, dont buy it." People: *dont buy the game* Patrick: EA: "._." Patrick: "Aight Imma head out"

brilliant

So a ransomware attack?

big brain idea but it might be illegal lol

ok then.

and that is how i made infinite money edit: i didnt actually do it you muffinheads

Undeerated comment 😂😂😂🤣

My brother keeps buying new fifa every year, I recently asked him about what's different, he wasn't able to give me an answer and instead got angry and defensive lel

Christian 'Skyppy' Třeba haha lol

@@christianskyppytreba2036 Should I laugh or worry

@@glumbortango7182 yes.

Yeah, with Jedi: Survivor being an absolute shitshow for both consoles and mainly on PC due to technical issues

That's where you're wrong and EA is right!

@@gameimprovements4347 thats where boomers should get the fuck off youtube and zoomers not

@@geendrip dude. Their business model is clean as hell pay attention- Just like Apple and every other phone company, and just like major sports. "Do less each year/game etc..., and still turn a large profit by taking advantage of the lack of consumer cohesion". they know if you don't buy in, someone else will. Face the the facts that as a whole consumer market, corporations own us. An amazing business model for any industry

@@gameimprovements4347 no. Brainless sheep are the only ones who actually pay for it. Just like apple

@@geendrip You're not getting it man. Those "sheep" are the masses, the ones with the majority of the money lol. This business model works in very industry across the board- you only gotta produce quality when you're small and trying to break industry- after this, you call the shots. Name an industry where this doesn't apply?

yes

Gamers:proceed to spend their entire life saving in it anyways. I despise what ea has become,but stop pretending anyone that makes those snarky comments actually stay true to their words.

@@thatoneundertalefanatic gamers that care no longer buy their games. It's them casual sports games fan zombies that keep splurging their money each year on the games and the lootboxes. They don't care at all and as long as there is market, EA is gonna continue doing this

@@ra6765 sure,whatever suits you

the one thing ea did good

that is the secret truth it is all just self defence... or preemptive self defence... kind of like when you randomly drop kick the person next to you because... you never know

Soviet Russia intensities

Maybe...

or it might be a hate loop

I think it goes both ways. EA instead of caving into hate like some studios do, instead have opted to hate the players back. So it's just a vicious hate circle.

Even if they offer billions! Or Trillions!

TheBeastCH money like that is what everyone wants, but if i owned a game company that did very well, i wouldn’t want EA at all to buy it from me, never in my damn life

@@errist Let's say this: If EA thinks your Company is worth that much, so they are willing to pay that for you, you are probably going to be able to earn that yourself by keep making games and not sell to EA.

@@TheBeastCH why so many studios get sold then?

I wonder if it would be worth it to sell EA your IPs and just go off and make your own new IPs again? I mean EA must be paying people a lot of money if they all agree to it. It would be real nice to retire early (or just have enough money to do so). IDK, I'm a little more sympathetic to people who are willing to sell their companies.

Ah Hipsters do still exist lol!

Honestly, that's the best course of action, and I'll explain why. Indie games are, well, independent, and aren't backed by billion dollar corporations. They realize that if they fuck up a game, then they're done and can't keep developing games and paying people. So they HAVE to do it right and make a solid game. So they do. Notice how a very large amount of indie games are well received and well liked. Because they're good, plain and simple.

I got quite a few good indie games some are way better then major titles like I fu¢kn love limbo

What Indie Games do you play?

@@caughtinthewebosu yeah, peeing simulator is the best game ever made

I like dark humour, but h o l y f u c k

@@lantisaidancusi8241 You know what they say, give a man a match he will be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

@a dog • 200 years ago that reply went so far over my head it travelled back to 2001 and hit the world trade centre

Its not war just competitive hot-scotch

"this isn't an overthrow of parliament, its surprise monarchy"

Here’s another joke following the same structure Court: (something about loot boxes being illegal or something) EA: no, no, no my friend.... *SURPRISE MECHANICS*

T O R R E N T T I M E ! G E T T H E C R A C K O N !

@@lardlover3730 I like loot boxes in Wargaming. I always get more worth than if I bought something even on special.

Great Briton well you do have a point, not ALL games have miserable loot box mechanics. But games like battlefront 2 do indeed have terrible loot box stuff. Although as you said games like “wargaming” actually make LB’s worth the price, so I guess there’s a sort of a divide in loot box quality. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

@@lardlover3730 paying $80+ on a game then going and spending even more money to collect outfits or something that has no effect on the gameplay seems ludicrous to me if I spend any extra money on a game I expect it to get me extra levels new characters maps and items much like the Lego games randomized gacha mechanics are gambling mechanics and should be getting R rated restrictions on games

That’s a good choice from valve. Cant imagine if steam is owned by EA

@@wibs0n68 same, that would be the worst

Seriously? They tried to take out valve, phew I'm glad they didn't budge and refused to sell that would be chaos, steam, half life and portal owned by EA? Bad idea.

@@wibs0n68 I have a feeling that the internet would have boycotted steam forever if that happened

thank the lord ea didnt touch peggle

EA-Apple fusion: pay $999K to preorder a slot for buying the iPhone, and pay an additional $999K for legal papers which you must sign, agreeing that we own your soul and your WHOLE family and legacy, including any wills.

Hey you have to pay 99.99$ if you want to read this

They literally don't have anything in common. It's like saying that apple removes key components from their devices just to turn around and slap a price tag on that very component and market it as "optional."

@@Kevlar1214 buddy. Apple is a cash grab too. Ahem.. Iphones are overpriced, small pieces of glass that smash from a 1cm drop. They make you buy things you can get cheaper and the community thinks everyone copied wireless headphones from them. I'm sorry but rethink what you said.

@@A_Chill_Koala don't forget the power adaptor that you have to buy seperately on a $1000 phone...

Pralenka Man bUt iT sTanDS fOR eLecTroNic ArTS

NoobMaster69 lol

@@fighter_anas lol

@@fighter_anas That was obviously a joke. Everyone knows that EA stands for Electionic Arts

Aleks Ivanov i hate to do it but, r/woooosh

SUOMI PERKELE

Well, the Kinder Eggs are banned because of a stupid FDA regulation that does not allow for plastic items to be inside of sweets.

@@OhMyKMPR how it that a stupid regulation though. The thought process seems considerate and logical to me

@@radzilla748 like many other children who were at school with me, we had and loved kinder eggs, we looked forward to the toys because we aren't fucking idiots and didn't try to eat said toys. The chocolate was basically crap really, but it didn't matter because there was always the toy to play with. As far as I care, if you can't tell your child to break it open before starting to eat it, you aren't doing your job as a parent and that shit is just natural selection at that point

Muh kinder eggs what a tragedy xd

The retards who buy fifa over and over are the reason. The retards who watch different versions of Jungle Book are the reason.

@Winifred Eghrudje Disney shouldn't exist

Unfortunately there are stil thousands of consumers who either don't care or don't have a clue and are buying year after year the same game but "better/newer" without giving it any thought. Worst part is, once you've "bought" one of the latest released games, you're getting literally forced to do microtransactions, since the "full" game you've purchased isn't actually the full game. Even if it's just 10$, the companies make profit, because its digital. So the consumers think to themselves "10$ extra won't hurt" and BAM! There ya go, got trapped. And once the latest released game doesn't bring any more profit, which they run on the slowest potato servers they can provide the consumers with, they shut down that server, release a "better/newer" game and set that same potato server online again. It's because of said mindless consumers the gaming companies are milking us out. Now it's the same with EA Play garbage. Please! DON'T SUPPORT THEM... The best way to hit them is on their wallets!!

At least Disney is actually kind of good.

@@NoodleErik Frozen 2? Onward? The Rise of Skywalker?

M64's blj : it's not glitch it's a capacity that mario is able to do to prove he can execute actions in other universes and going really fast, this combination of buttons is because nearly anything can do this, proving mario is able to execute actions through space and time even with 2 buttons also funi a press

@@mariocart2wrholder BLJ is legendary. EA and Bethesda? *NO*

It’s not a being bought it’s surprise change of ownership

@@buddy5196 It's not slavery its just free labour.

Zachary Hansen It’s not underpaying your worker it’s surprise pay cut.