Earning $1,568,658,989,523 by ignoring animal rights 

Anyone else get triggered by the one railway that wasn't matching up

Thanks for checking out my game! It is really cool seeing it on your channel. I have been watching a lot of your videos over the last year since you show off idle and incremental games in a very nice way. It has been really good for getting inspiration for Moose Miners.

"I don't think we have enough miners" "I don't think we have enough minors"

If you look closely each moose will pick a row to work down, so more moose means wider cuts

DF not realising there's a upgrade Max for the mine carts and rails and instead individually clicking them 🤣

As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we use moose for

I'm falling asleep from time to time, until i hear "I'm gonna buy more miners" and i wake up

I could listen to this Canadian talking passionately about mooses for hours. Thanks DF.

My favorite part of this game was the button that bring all miners up to equal. Not enough games do that

Moose + huge circulsr blades = happy three friend (usually)

Watching those hardworking moose maximize profits in a gem-mining frenzy is oddly satisfying!

Dangerously gunny is the person that can make a thumbnail like this and still make an entertaining video

I just beat the demo. The whole thing. It took me 6 hours thank you

Wow. Absolutely stunning video, DF! Keep up the great work

To see where this man has come from is horrifying , stardue valley to animal abuse💀💀

This is MINING away at my sanity lol

"the more we're mining, the more we're penetrating upwards!"

"We need more miners" PHRASING!

As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is what the typical Canadian production line looks like.

I saw the title and I was like “how can this possibly go wrong”

Dangerouslyfunny: every inch counts Most true thing anyone ever said 😂

I need more of this game!

I can’t stop focusing on the one rail being a different length. Literally driving me insane lmfao

After watching this, i played it myself and mined every ore in the demo

Moose? DF's Canadian is showing

DF is an awesome yt he deserves 90m subs!

Anyone else lose their mind watching the one shorter rail stay shorter?

This title, with me getting an ad for cat litter before video is a funny combo

DF is such an amazing content creator, he never fails to entertain me

The reason the miners were moving backwards is because only one moose can mine a whole column at a time. More miners will make them spread out.

Dangerously Funny and Mildly Infuriating with that rail.

One of my fav RU-vidr i fogot i loved this channel😊

so when we getting factory farmed moose milk? or will we still not completely ignore how much suffering the moose's have to go through in order for us to buy one bag of moose milk lol?

He could have gotten further 100x times faster if he bought more miners

Quirky balance to this one. Played through the demo. The speed stats are practically useless- everything's too slow anyway- so rails are by far the most important thing for making money by reducing walk distance. All the gems convert damage->$ at effectively the same rate, so basically only rail length and damage matter. On top of that, the saw speed stat scales multiplicatively unlike the damage stat, to the point that the damage stat isn't worth buying past the middle of the game. In the end, a sweet spot of roughly 80 moose and maybe 40 grinders doing the mining was right for me. As a tip- your rails/carts are more densely packed than necessary. Build maybe a third or fourth as many rails as grinders, skipping two or three lanes in between. They'll still easily keep up, but will be MUCH less expensive to build, and have the benefit of not taking so long to fill before you get your money. (Still, use the minecart quantity upgrade quite a lot- it more or less directly improves throughput, and even somewhat reduces the journey time since they can get so long. If your carts are running behind, don't build more rails- build more minecarts on them.)

Pls do longer vids and more of this game

I was just watching the RCE's video about this game

Can you just upgrade that one railway in the middle? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Can we get like six more episodes of this

There can only be one moose on a column at a time hence some move back to a free column 🤦‍♂️

13:31 DF's real voice slipped for a second.

no way it's the game from the mobile ads

Hi DF. Exploiting animals to make money. SWEET!!! For DF that is.

Oh, they go back to mine the beginning because they can only mine from below.

Me looking at his profile thinking it’s dangerously fuming forgetting there is his name next to it

I think I will have Tacos for Dinner Tonight.

Onward and upward! 🗣🌼

I think the mooses need to have a gem broken underneath that gem to mine it so that’s why there going back to the pinks

I didn't know his name was Dan

MORE! MOOOOORRRREEEEE!

the moose only dug forward others went to another row to dig forward

DF, I am in no way affiliated with any type of department related to the government. Since we've made that clear, I am going to ask you, did the "pile of minerals" consent to you "drilling a giant chasm" in them? I'm not asking for any particular reason, just wandering...

This game's pretty silly, I like it

Gotta love a classic DF video title.

Cleared all the gems in the Demo

df, you shouldn't drag them back, each moose only goes back if all the lanes are full. Thus if they are dragged they will never work

ANIMALS👏🙌DONT👏🙌HAVE👏🙌RIGHTS👏🙌

Finally playing this game

This is how Canada minse gems we just don't want anyone else to know

i like to say "meese" when theres alot of moose

you should play roboquest its a pretty fun game that is a rougelike game that i think you will enjoy

Yep😂

You should play deep rock survivors

Mooses! Meeses! Millions of moosen!

"wonder how many I can get until the game gives up" - let's not blame the game for something that might be more on your CPU

Not fixing the one rail that's shorter than the rest is frustrating. It's just a little effort, FIX IT DANGIT! q_q

what kind of fever dream is this game!

ADHD alert: The middle rails are constantly lacking behind 😢😢😢

"I have 33 minors in total now!"

This looks like a fun game, but the dumbest part about it, and why I won't play it, is bexauae the stupid individual upgrades for everything. It's dumb, just put upgrades that effect all, all the time, even if it's new or just placed. Not uogrades individually per thing

you must tell me how you found games like these

17:59 average discord mod problems

i had a double take because i thought this game was out now.

You find the dumbest games ever. . .and I love it

We’re gonna grab another minor 😭 DONT take that outta context ☠️

Or is that a short for dangerously funny

Where did You download the game from???

Now you have to go wide

The plural of moose is moose 😁

Bros voice is hell

i wonder, if you bought no upgrades at all, and just left it running until everything was mined... how much money would you have?

Sup Crazy . . .

You get paid for it? Dang.

Average Canadian Game:

purely perfect. 😗

Plz make a video on outbound once it comes out plz

The one rail was annoying me so bad, if you know... You know.

He finally figured out you can add carts at 11:42, your not even paying attention to your ants dude smh, I was like look at them waiting for there unintellectual boss to add carts so they can drop the stuff, instead of waiting.

What game is this

Did you know that there is a Mario cd😈

Gigity gigity gaga

Money!

🖐 I'm proud to say I don't use tick tok

Having the worse stomach pain, currently dying while watching...

ok now do the full game

👋 from youtube

Tbh, could you make longer… less edited videos, maybe on a 2nd channel. Cuz I usually fall asleep to your vids cuz you aren’t yelling and actual solid content. And 20 min ain’t long enough for me to relax yk

I think he got more than $2 I'm not sure

N8 is king

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