EAS Scenario | SCP-3288 The Aristocrats | Alert Containment Breach 

The word hamburger literally existing:

Rome be like

@Comrade Clyde yes, French is not germanic

@@cloed0ll "Avoid any people that eats hamburgers, they're most likely a threat

Quick guys switch to Spanish

I mean realistically once you realized that they aren't a horrifyingly inbred mockery of biology you could vouch for them but if you've just escaped the 'Aristocrats' hearing that tourist would probably make you piss yourself.

Hey? Was ist los?!

@@elijahbutwithv1ncepfp68 *blam blam blam*

@@elijahbutwithv1ncepfp68 eat lead aristocrat- ~some dude

> be me tourist > strange ad interrupts only tv show with German subtitles > oh well > continue to watch my show in peace > strange ad shows up again > ask my American roommate to help me understand this American trend > “was ist los?” > he screams and runs away > chase him and ask again > get shot by neighbour

even longer than idi amin's title

He’s like a disgusting Apollo creed

I'm pretty sure there are longer, but if this is from the original story or a creation of Alert world it's a great touch with how long titles used to be

@@markhirsch6301 I mean the Emperor is the holder of the infinite titles 🌚

Um fair zu sein, ist er der Inhaber von unendlichen Titeln

Same, this channel is the only reason how I got into SCPs

Yus

its 4 am for me, wish me luck

Same bro

True

The background aristócrat EAS music give me creeps

Yeah, you can really picture being huddled in your apartment with the blinds closed when this comes on 😬

Not to mention, thats assuming the US Military doesnt immediately intervene. The taking of a U.S State is nothing to scoff at, and thats something USA would never happen... overrall this should be over in just a week or 2. And life goes on as normal.

But here's the thing, SCP Foundation hasn't eliminated all hives, so we have no idea how many there are of these inbred pricks... or if there are many more to come.

True, but I liked that about them. They do reproduce rapidly though, so they can maybe replace humanity in the long run. But yeah all things considered, not the worst keter. But not every one needs to be absolutely world ending, yk?

This makes me feel a million times better thanks lol

This one terrifies me because it breeds rapidly and is on a quest to rape everyone to continue its legacy

Yes they do

It's a reference to Rammstein's Du Hast. :D Mady my day!

@@FoxMcFoxy Now that's what I'm talking about

@《•~[SMCTehDavemadsonVideoMaker2010]•~》 DU, DU HAST!

Yeah, basically "will you be faithful to her for all times, until death do you part?"

Ain’t no time for that “ThIs iS nOt a TeSt” bullshit, pretty sure seeing my military surround my state can’t be a test for.. anything, anyway.

Oh shit you got a point

ARM YOURSELF. THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.

Yeah, and not to mention that these things apparently got enough control to take over news stations and broadcast their own messages after literally just four days, despite heavy military intervention apparently being present.

Kinda bs you didn't get a heart react from the creator.

I would have gone with a tactical Nuke... every day for 6 months. Make a new grand canyon.

I’d just call in Godzilla and he’d clean up the place in just under a few hours, maybe even less than that

Smart observation, but I would think that the children would’ve been evacuated first as I would assume the Foundation would partially be in charge of the safe havens for children. Quite honestly I really can’t believe an SCP with this poor of intelligence would be able to stand against an incursion by SCP/Military Personnel for more than like five minutes. But regarding your theory, I can see some credibility but for me, when they mention that the roads are for emergency vehicles only, I would guess that the children were taken to the facilities, and thus evacuated by either the foundation itself or a governmental entity, maybe I’m reading to far into it lmao

@@hamsandwich1944 Lore wise around 80 percent of aristocrats were found out and wiped out by regular scp operative squads.The other still in hiding along with the empress.

@@durema9720 all the more reason why they wouldn’t be able to take over anything, especially not a whole county

Wait, he was listening to the broadcast?

However, the situation took place in the southern states and the kids showed up with guns.

I try not to use real sound anymore to avoid having problems since it's illegal.. and by doing this I discovered the pleasure of creating my own.

@@alertworld da american one?

@@Rekonsoepic All of them, other countries have laws too believe it or not

Oh

@@llodskfj5228 I mean like us the American EAs sound

@Aryan bruh

Right

Probably a neo-Archduchy of Austria in Wichita

There used to be a larger population of Germanic speakers in Kansas and Missouri before the events of WWI, so I think that influenced their choice.

Hives of 3288 are said to be all over the world, so why not the crappy old hell hole of Kansas?

Well if the National Guard and the US Air Force hasn't already invaded that area.

Nah. One nuclear head can take this whole EAS to an end, not like the others. Sure, the tortures look terrifying, but the emperor can't do much if it is inside a nuclear bomb's fireball

@@vencedor1774doesn’t make it less creepy

This is definitely a good idea

We boutta get some cool shit

Can’t wait

@@alertworld you could also make it so that they are kidnapping due to another scp out there that is free and can cause the end of humanity is hunting humans and the ikea staff are being people in as it hunts more

I love scp 3008

I honestly stopped caring once it reached 1000, apart from 3008.

Do you think SCPs come from SCP RU-vid videos or something? Cause they aren’t new. Series 4 (scps 3000-3999) were written a few years ago, starting 2017 I believe. There have been 3 series since then, 2 of which are complete and have 1000 SCPs each. And if you think there aren’t enough creative concepts or something, you definitely haven’t read many. My first suggestion is 5031.

@@volt42re Read 5031, it’s great.

@@infinitytower8957 Aight

@@volt42re Interesting, I see it as the complete opposite. I am fond of some of the

SCP 001

They are formal European royals that Viva inbreeding and dark magic are now SCPs and they are cannibals and eat anyone who's not of royal blood

Something like this: In 1701, the Habsburg Emperor managed to discover a cure to the negative consequences of inbreeding in his royal house via the introduction of an anomalous gene into the bloodline, therefore allowing the simultaneous continuation of the House of Habsburg and the preservation of the "purity of the blood". SCP-3288 is the result. As you can probably tell, these are some pretty hideous and deformed beings, but because they have incest immunity means that they can stack genetic benefits without any of the downsides, two of which are important for this scenario. 1. If an SCP-3288 breeds with a regular human, the baby will be an SCP-3288. 2. Stupid high fertility rates, helped by the fact that an SCP-3288 needs only 16-20 months after birth to reach sexual maturity. The scary thing about SCP-3288, therefore, is the possibility that they could straight up *outpopulate* humanity within the next century if they wanted to. At least one SCP-3288 hive (there are an unspecified amount whose locations are unknown, btw) is known to display such intentions. For now, though, there doesn't seem to be any official information that may indicate communication between the SCP-3288 hives. How could've known the SCP world could be such a nightmare?

so what happened

@@HowlingWolves Well, what happened was that, in a time so staggeringly short there wasn't even time for us to see it coming, the Aristrocrats grew and outpopulated humanity - or at least that local area - and took over.

No kansas.

SCP 3288 is listed as tier 9C on the vs battles wiki, which means barely above human level capabilities. Give an average joe a gun and scp 3288 is gone.

Would love to see what the helldivers would do😂

The moment this happens America is going to bring some freedom to them

@Professor Cube Some good ol' 'Merican kablooey will give them the ol' death to them 'ristocrats!

I don't know about that, I think MTF just got the jump on them initially.

@@GreenShark4 perhaps but still. They seem pretty stupid

They really aren't anything special, atleast compared to everything else the foundation has to deal with. They're basically just werewolves with a semi-hivemind.

@@GreenShark4 yeah but from what it sounds like they have like 0 bullet resistance so just… get a gun. Or nuke Wichita if it gets overrun more likely

@@GreenShark4 They'd be done for by the time the National Guard moves in.

Thank you.

I am tired of having to brutally murder people who will not kneel to me, the emperor.

You must be consuméd. The meat must eat. The meat is to live.

Hello fellow resident

Guess we’re getting eaten at the epic center

I swear he said don't speak any germania languages

She said a germanic language.

i think its because the aristocrats mainly speak germanic languages or the ancestors of them

in my opinion they should've just listed upper german but just german is okay too

Ok I just wanna say I’m lovin the profile pic you got bro murdoc is my favorite member of gorillaz

Have you ever seen the Movie "The Hills Have Eyes"?

And the other is saying “No!”

👌

On god

Are you scp

unless you are in ukraine and its abaut nuke

medieval stuff unless they got some of the foundations weapons Germany England maybe france, no but they did take down nearly all of a mtf unit on capture but they had greater numbers then Going by their og capture grenades are effective at killing them

isn't this 3 questions

@@traskforge well uhh I’m not good at math

1. Their weapons would likely be mostly medieval from around the time the bloodline went into hiding. That, or weapons snatched from the foundation. 2. Most of Germany, as well as parts of surrounding countries that hold land it lost after the medieval era. This could also include most underground places just because they're photophobic (extremely sensitive to light). 3. As of the end of this video, no. Not a chance. The Foundation has anomalous weapons that could cause mass destruction and nukes on their side. The Foundation gets the king back in containment, and they can take down the rest.

well I think I can answer all of them. they only use hands and their mouth due to how strong they are so scp 3288 claims to be part of the Habsburg Family (Austrian Royal Family), so they belong in austria with mtf squads such as Nu-7, Samsara, Tau-5, etc. Most likely no.

I just think they hijacked a radio tower and maybe took control of a district

I mean, not every scp has to be world-ending. Its good to have several flavors of 'doomsday' yk

@@turkeygod6665 Yeah aristocrats be like: Stop peasent horse you have no power here. *Said aristocrat to a tank before being ran over*

I mean they essentially are celebrating after only taking Wichita, which does fit in line with the dumb but haughty nature. Also depends on how many people heeded the early warnings and bailed, they might not have many 'subjects'. I imagine that doesn't really matter to these guys all that much, though. I take them more seriously because of what they can do to normal women. The idea of being assaulted and then having some mutant monster child grow inside of you until it literally rips you open on its way out really just...hits me on a visceral level. Like you can't really rescue these women unless you could abort the thing.

@@dr.altoclef9255 Not to mention there are reports of them able to have multiple children with a single birth. Also the babies are still very dangerous. 4 of them came out of a single woman and managed to crash a foundation plane mid flight.

That's a good idea

As much of a good idea it is, remember all the hunters who would kill the entity just to be the only one with a treasure of an almost extinct especies.

Hello, citizen. Please give us our peanut butter gooey boy back -the SCP Foundation

Just a quick reminder, Safe/Euclid/Keter aren’t danger levels, their containment levels. Safe means it’s incredibly easy to contain or it doesn’t move, Euclid means that it’s kinda easy to contain or not understood fully and Keter means it’s either incredibly hard to contain or impossible to contain.

@@applescoots7025 also that, forgor to mention💀💀💀

You mean hacked EAS

@@whenthe1999 more or less-

There are people who are confused by UK English, although they might also see UK English as an SCP.

@@tech34756 jesse what the fuck are you talking about

I will post there soon :)

@@alertworldlet’s make out

Also in the thumbnail “Du bist hier im meinem Land” 💀

yooo liu bei

Glad you like them!

Now some take place in the Philippines :)

The Non Germanic family speakers be speaking some Mandarin though lol

Shoot them. They're people, just a bit stronger. This one would be recontained pretty quickly. the US-Military could probably wipe them out, the foundation could easily do it.

I found a loophole, it's calles guns

@@professorcube5104 lmao

Guns lol, what are they gonna do? "I demand you to stop in the name of the king, if you do not we will surely eat y-" **BLAM**

@@_yoshivolts_115 imagine they eat the gun too.