"2020 can't get worse, but August is telling you to hold his beer."
Credit to Logos2078 for the black-white EAN screen, the EAS scenario gods for helping me, and credit to JayFeather31 for the 1983 EBS screen.
NOTE: This is fake and not real. This might contain valid EAS SAME Headers and tones. And the sirens might scare viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.
27 авг 2024