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The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
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@shelleyk9059 3 дня назад

Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball

@sleepyheadluke 3 дня назад

yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember

@Siggy_Sour 3 дня назад

yup we used to play it at the park

@patrickh799 3 дня назад

How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.

@nickb9379 3 дня назад

@@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume

@SuperTed. 3 дня назад

*balls in his mouth

@relevantrocha 4 дня назад

Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.

@ianedwards9722 3 дня назад

We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times

@relevantrocha 3 дня назад

@@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!

@dwwd1558 3 дня назад

Northern California as well.

@wakenow1 3 дня назад

Same in the midwest

@chriscee3981 3 дня назад

@@dwwd1558 Bay area

@ltsgoyanks 3 дня назад

Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?

@40sheldon 3 дня назад

…and no chuck, good times.

@rileygally2967 3 дня назад

Miss ya Greg!

@philliphayden2727 3 дня назад

You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.

@okay.bruv. 3 дня назад

Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny

@stanmarsh6746 3 дня назад

All the time :(

@rileygally2967 3 дня назад

They’re never leaving this office

@rjsinko4765 2 дня назад

Realest comment

@ryanscottadkins День назад

it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone

@mr.nobody9697 3 дня назад

lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.

@kanifalam7835 3 дня назад

Haha, good call

@martinnielsen6106 3 дня назад

😂😂😂

@Rich-ud3xn 3 дня назад

Once you see it you can't unsee it

@ObieOnce 3 дня назад

"Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42

@ltsgoyanks 3 дня назад

Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

@philliphayden2727 3 дня назад

Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!

@butterknutts5888 3 дня назад

we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism

@CamahaWR450 4 дня назад

Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!

@thetravalanche 3 дня назад

Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂

@YassTelevision 4 дня назад

My dad is experimenting with men

@tommylob1409 3 дня назад

Hahah!

@RealKlausSchwab 3 дня назад

Best comment 👌

@JoeinSeattle. 3 дня назад

😂😂

@LiveForFreedom777 2 дня назад

Ahhh a twist lol😂

@ole_limberlegs 3 дня назад

So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅

@treverfarted 3 дня назад

I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂

@philliphayden2727 3 дня назад

Every story he tells changes every time.

@RustOnWindows 4 дня назад

Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂

@in5d 3 дня назад

I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.

@jaredknapp8886 3 дня назад

Hey, I like lSD too!

@ryanmbricker 2 дня назад

When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣 Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS

@vurtechre 3 дня назад

29:20 all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..." wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem

@patrickspellman8758 4 дня назад

Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold

@Rodboobam 3 дня назад

Your dad and I are in a relationship

@ltsgoyanks 3 дня назад

Agreed!

@lonewolf604 3 дня назад

or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol

@whittyfnf6738 4 дня назад

My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer

@Hammando 5 часов назад

“Garlic sauce” 😂😂😂

@BigDaddy-vk6rv 4 дня назад

55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!

@thedude1316 3 дня назад

Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.

@willingtooppose7919 3 дня назад

13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "

@mediocremariosiblings2722 3 дня назад

Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao

@jackhorsley3912 День назад

Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha

@hampersona День назад

lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32

@AC1984-e9d 3 дня назад

The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word

@40sheldon 3 дня назад

Millennial

@impossiblegems 2 дня назад

11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement

@FANKANable 4 дня назад

MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN

@scottiesucks 3 дня назад

who doesn't?! ❤

@user-tf8ko2dr4b 3 дня назад

Who doesn't?

@The_Dionysus_One 3 дня назад

@user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...

@maxdmer03 10 часов назад

48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆

@chrisv6350 2 дня назад

Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.

@vldmaiden 3 дня назад

I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views

@p3rpNZ 3 дня назад

Yeah and it's free from the goodness of his heart. Feehan charges for that sort of thing.

@jakobschoon6380 11 часов назад

Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!

@turdiousmcfurgeson1570 12 часов назад

@16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.

@deucedeuces 3 дня назад

"You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious

@henergy_ 3 дня назад

point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 дня назад

Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 дня назад

Can I paint you guys something? Free

@freshspawnwithashovel2740 3 дня назад

Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game

@JohnnyQCB 3 дня назад

Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣

@godux09 3 дня назад

Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!

@binks2413 3 дня назад

I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia

@chrism1692 3 дня назад

Collin Queef 🥳🤣

@marty.warner 3 дня назад

joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories

@NazarioMedia 3 дня назад

Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"

@ssnyder5471 3 дня назад

Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵

@fumonski 3 дня назад

Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣

@merfymac 3 дня назад

That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.

@willingtooppose7919 3 дня назад

55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?

@valtification 3 дня назад

I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!

@bender8784 3 дня назад

I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec

@clarencethomas01 2 дня назад

Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee' Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week

@brittnis7294 3 дня назад

Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌

@tessai8972 3 дня назад

48:39 the reference is great 😂

@romankorseev3703 3 дня назад

1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?

@rileyswanson321 3 дня назад

Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol

@taymeck8108 3 дня назад

Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂

@Flash16xx 3 дня назад

Those top fives can all be easily beat.

@vurtechre 3 дня назад

I could never beat easily always gotta be hard

@courtneyg678 3 дня назад

the shirt though.🤘🏻 (my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)

@thunderhorse9845 2 дня назад

Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻

@efreinshtick 3 дня назад

Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?

@rumpill4skin 3 дня назад

In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.

@jodijoy8906 3 дня назад

BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A. also home of “ Lil Poopie “.

@haldeman 3 дня назад

Point Mugu is in SoCal

@nigheist003 2 дня назад

I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far

@mikehale9411 3 дня назад

Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato

@B-RaDD 4 дня назад

Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌

@slimmpickens67 4 дня назад

Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!

@danielgwillym9339 3 дня назад

I work in aldi in the UK lol😊

@AyeeePeee 2 дня назад

Kingwood nice area but it floods easily

@TheJohnWhites 3 дня назад

I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.

@04yzfr6 3 дня назад

joes' number 1 is feet hands

@CentralGreens 4 дня назад

Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.

@shawnroe1851 2 дня назад

Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.

@TMS2211 3 дня назад

12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂

@wonder0076 3 дня назад

Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes

@aburns89 3 дня назад

7:22 my fave Joe podcast bit is where he shows up every week and talks about things he’s done during the past week ❤

@jeffballforprez 3 дня назад

The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already

@tomlmn2036 3 дня назад

did u just mention elaine from jerry seinfeld as one of the most beautiful women of all time? ....that IS comedy !!

@BrickTop06 3 дня назад

No shit! They always say that but I never ever understood that one.

@scottk8244 2 дня назад

I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol

@Droop75 4 дня назад

Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!

@TapTrades 2 дня назад

When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha

@clarencethomas01 2 дня назад

Mark has been told about jomboy from like 5 different people and everytime he acts like he's never heard of it 😂

@cesarzavala6327 4 дня назад

Finally. It's gay time!

@commoncalendar7028 3 дня назад

18:57 Hey! A Utah man! 🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star And through the mountains, near and far… Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I. A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die. We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈

@diannawilliams6923 День назад

Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.

@1stTimeCaller 3 дня назад

I stay sittin at my chipotle

@user-di2ll6je1q 4 дня назад

Tuesdays with stories on a Monday night what calendar are we using the Mian Callender

@joegusset5902 3 дня назад

id love to know what brand that shirt is mark is wearing

@zacharymedeiros8045 4 дня назад

Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.

@jdm603jake 3 дня назад

Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing

@coreywallace6131 3 дня назад

@@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England

@LiquidDaylight 3 дня назад

All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this

@fatcaucasian7485 3 дня назад

@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.

@Saladman100 3 дня назад

@@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!

@SirJeffreyAllen 4 дня назад

I love Tuesdays with stories On Mondays. Get it together boys

@pfft7738 3 дня назад

And she didnt even flush

@ronadleta1541 2 часа назад

Mark keeps ripping farts and poor Joe is like two feet away 😅

@ole_limberlegs 3 дня назад

In what state is trader joes cheap? Marks on crank

@jodijoy8906 3 дня назад

L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.

@DesignRhythm 3 дня назад

I have a buddy who raises championship race horses here in Idaho. He sold a group of 5 a few months ago.. top one for $750,000. 👀

@TrevorRamone 3 дня назад

Joe with the arm fart start

@butterknutts5888 3 дня назад

"Time is a construct" - Rza Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll

@ltsgoyanks 3 дня назад

Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

@johnnhoj5 3 дня назад

Watching this before I head off to Manchester to watch pearl jam… what do you think of that Jerry

@russell_the_love_muscle 3 дня назад

I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.