Eating Private Ryan

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@codeninja1832 8 месяцев назад

"We ate the wrong enemy" - General George S. Fatton

@civilprotection3114 6 месяцев назад

Rommel! I read your recipe book!

@rathma242 2 месяца назад

Back in basic, he was known as smorgasGeorge Fatton

@General_Belu 2 дня назад

@@civilprotection3114 You mean Rammen?

@jonkaminsky8382 8 месяцев назад

The .30 caliber rifle bullets were ineffective against these big boys. Harpoons became the weapon of choice halfway through the war.

@nutmeg0144 8 месяцев назад

😂😂👍

@votpavel 8 месяцев назад

you needed a tank to bring one down

@michaelquisutdeus2970 8 месяцев назад

😂snow speeders and tow cables!

@123ElectricMonkey 8 месяцев назад

I heard the Japanese were experimenting with a rubber cannon bullet and if it hit one of these boys it started a super high bounce ball chain reaction, @@votpavel

@HowardLargeman 8 месяцев назад

Those bovines have enough lard on their ass to keep a fire going for a year at least.

@Paul-uh3lg 8 месяцев назад

We havent eaten in over four hours lol

@bloodred255 8 месяцев назад

reminds me of a south park episode.

@samholdsworth420 8 месяцев назад

That's me everyday

@knucklestheechidna5718 7 месяцев назад

I felt that. My metabolism is fast AF I get hangry

@uppishcub1617 8 месяцев назад

Dude, imagine how terrifying a paramilitary force of obese cannibals would be. They just role into town, eat half the civillians, then take the other half to go.

@HamguyBacon 8 месяцев назад

sounds like orcs

@afrog2666 8 месяцев назад

Roll*

@GiuseppeAP 8 месяцев назад

Could imagine what they would say when they're court martialed... But I was hungry.

@sixthousandblankets 8 месяцев назад

The Tenescowri.

@GCAGATGAGTTAGCAAGA 7 месяцев назад

A true innovation in war crimes!

@VegasMax3 8 месяцев назад

It was a miracle that the remaining men even survived the horrific event, each only weighing a stick-thin 500 pounds (approximately) on their return.

@Chaosfury50 8 месяцев назад

By rough estimates, they got over 40,000 calories from the private

@gustavgnoettgen 8 месяцев назад

Warhammer 40kcal

@cadmanfox6874 8 месяцев назад

@@gustavgnoettgen Tf lol

@Dimeinurear 7 месяцев назад

Not nearly enough... those poor bastards were nearly starving to death. War is hell.

@thefunniestfarm4731 5 месяцев назад

@@Dimeinurear War never changes...

@fiveironbrad 8 месяцев назад

Semper Fry

@thefunniestfarm4731 8 месяцев назад

I died. Please don't eat me...

@downtostandup 7 месяцев назад

My heart it can't take this... lol

@aSubjectProduction 6 месяцев назад

lol

@brianbauer7560 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@thefunniestfarm4731 5 месяцев назад

@@downtostandup I call dibs on your heart!!!

@StrangeScaryNewEngland 8 месяцев назад

They don't need bullet protection. The blubber could stop an armor piercing round. Fantastic.

@custos3249 8 месяцев назад

Hilariously true of lower caliber rounds.

@inglisbe1 8 месяцев назад

There's only three kinds of soldiers that can survive the brutalities of war. The brave. The proud. And the very hungry.

@LolZoide 8 месяцев назад

Tarrare.

@southernflatland 8 месяцев назад

This is *way* better than that other version 'Eating Ryan's Privates'

@thefunniestfarm4731 5 месяцев назад

Saving Ryan's Privates.

@thechrisandphaedrusshow 8 месяцев назад

The hardest part of the mission was writing home to Mrs. Ryan to tell her that all her children were eaten in the war.

@glen646 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 Eaten in action 😂😂😂

@ericv00 8 месяцев назад

A parody of Missing in Action, starring Chunk Norris

@ebaa2935 8 месяцев назад

Turbodong2000 will keep us alive through this war

@animalinterference9024 8 месяцев назад

Our brothers fought bravely and ate all the gravy.

@deluxe_1337 8 месяцев назад

The true horrors of ww2

@dremovremen1764 8 месяцев назад

Eaten In Action

@danielschannel701 7 месяцев назад

I'm bending over in laughter.

@AndrewBrownK 8 месяцев назад

“We haven’t eaten in over 4 hours”

@TalsBadKidney 8 месяцев назад

*grabs barbecue sauce

@deadpool1092 8 месяцев назад

Never forget the brave sacrifices of Hamburger Company

@Barrobroadcastmaster 8 месяцев назад

And the sequel: Saving Private Ryan... 's leg in a doggy bag for later.

@Jorhan 8 месяцев назад

Kilo Company of the seconds battalion.

@BongRipBing 8 месяцев назад

I like my long pig with BA BA QUE SAAAUCEEE!!!

@LerVal-x1h 8 месяцев назад

😊

@blurgle9185 8 месяцев назад

Saving Private Ryan for Lunch.

@curtisthornsberry4236 8 месяцев назад

You may think this is a parody, but this is in fact what future warfare looks like for the US

@camojoe83 8 месяцев назад

Wrong. Too many whites shown here.

@danielschannel701 7 месяцев назад

I guess I wouldn't qualify.

@curtisthornsberry4236 7 месяцев назад

@@danielschannel701 gotta put on that weight. lots of seed oil and high fructose corn syrup!

@Coomamon_Memes 8 месяцев назад

These are all heros but history will always remember Major Moby and Private Willy especially. Major Dick as his subordinates lovingly called him was a hard leader to please but loved his platoon and put his back into drilling them every day. Private Willy was a tree patriot who loved being free most of all. So tragic how they sacrificed themselves when they beached at normandy. If only they had a crane or something history might have been different but alas.😔

@Quasimodo1957 8 месяцев назад

"An army marches on it's stomach"....attributed to Napoleon.

@GiGA-BOB 8 месяцев назад

that was..... really dark and worryingly hilarious

@michaelquisutdeus2970 8 месяцев назад

the faces on this one are really funny, ....those depraved grins😂 they're just hungry!!!

@dereknoll1499 8 месяцев назад

Where can I watch the full documentary?

@durwoodmaccool890 8 месяцев назад

A little like the Monty Python sketch. Cool

@nutmeg0144 8 месяцев назад

holy fk I'm dying. the lines were so predictable but so fking funny

@C0ttageChees 8 месяцев назад

Absolute masterpiece! Tom Hanks is so salty he's not in this version. Grab the BBQ sause: eating Private Ryan in 5 minutes

@bob11664 8 месяцев назад

I’ve fallen into a RU-vid hole

@danielschannel701 7 месяцев назад

At least not with hungry RU-vidrs.

@allroads_man4760 8 месяцев назад

Okay I absolutely love these videos thank you for the content. A couple subject requests for future vids: 1. Weight Watchers (to help get gainz). 2. Something femboy related.

@BadgerOfTheSea 8 месяцев назад

This is basically the film "The Monument Men"

@challengecoins4u 8 месяцев назад

i love how the uniforms just evolve through a few decades haha and towards the end everyone is wearing WW1 uniforms LOL

@bezoznaught5261 8 месяцев назад

Truely an inspiration, an american classic

@JoshuaLandsberg-w2n 8 месяцев назад

Do not give the AI any ideas. 😂

@BoG25Cz 8 месяцев назад

What software are you using to create this masterpiece?

@HamguyBacon 8 месяцев назад

there is alternate universe where this is real

@nasilemak868 2 месяца назад

The Coffin of Andy and Ley Ley - WW II Edition

@afrog2666 8 месяцев назад

"we haven`t eaten in over 4 hours" lol

@cinesmiths8977 8 месяцев назад

the true snub at this year's academy awards.

@aSubjectProduction 6 месяцев назад

As a veteran of the eBay landings on Omaha Steaks, I approve.

@lonewolf9390 8 месяцев назад

I'm laughing waaaay too hard over this one.....

@exodeus7959 8 месяцев назад

Well. Just in time for the 78th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge. But this time we have a secret weapon…#Wegovy

@DyslexicAnaboko 8 месяцев назад

Gives a whole new meaning to "An army of one"

@downtostandup 7 месяцев назад

an army marches on its stomach

@garbleduser 8 месяцев назад

Great, now I'm hungry.

@lexiheart6558 8 месяцев назад

Americans when civil war breaks out

@danielschannel701 7 месяцев назад

Don't make us hangry!

@dreamindistortion 8 месяцев назад

No man left behi....

@gew43 8 месяцев назад

man i always complain about the dday inaccuracies in spr thanks for correcting them and making the movie more historical and spreading the truth about the (biggest) lie in hollywood. gods speed

@SashaHeller-xm5tz 2 месяца назад

So drunk ... this is pure cinema

@jimmerhardy 4 месяца назад

Okay, you pulled it off.

@eatmybutt42069 8 месяцев назад

All ate some, Some ate all.

@lqla4837 8 месяцев назад

Man would our great grandparents be proud

@Jakeman671 8 месяцев назад

They are bulletproof

@123ElectricMonkey 8 месяцев назад

THIS so masterfully demonstrates Why military recruitment levels are so low. the absurdity of people like this being able to actually be in any measure productive in a situation like You demonstrate is captured beautifully.

@SheolAbaddonus666 8 месяцев назад

I served with these brave men. I'm only 380 lbs though, so I was a scout. I can run a mile in 35 minutes, about a half hour faster than the previous high score. We eat at heart attack grill for free.