Just wanted to chime in here a year and a half later. Eggs and grape jelly, when mixed properly without too much jelly, make green eggs. It's where the idea came from. Dr. Seuss, you bastard. The first time I had it was when my mom did it to my eggs at McDonald's. I really liked it, but what kid doesn't like extra sugar in their food? I hear that that's a way to get kids to eat things they wouldn't normally eat. Add some sugar. Gross. Anyway, I know you'll never read this, Holden, but I love these old videos. Do the food stuff again now that you're RU-vid, b-list famous. Love you guys! Edit: Try Spanish rice (it'll be pre packaged, and if you can't find it then saffron rice will also do) with sliced bananas. A family favorite over here. We don't use the packages stuff, though. We're Mexican, so there's always some home made in the fridge or fresh from the pot/pan.
See, i dont know about a TURKEY burger and peanut butter. But I have a spot I go to where I get their Peanut Butter Bacon Burger. It it just bun, patty, bacon, peanut butter. No lettuce or anything else. You can add an egg to it as well.