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Economic Crisis 2 (Jake and Amir) 

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We are rewatching all of our videos, including this one, over at / ja -- There's also podcasts, new sketches, Amir's speech at Jake's wedding, and more!

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@NateWild
@NateWild 9 лет назад
This episode had like 4 really well-balanced subplots. Respect.
@hmate1119
@hmate1119 13 лет назад
"So how do you know so much about the economic crisis?" "Jake and Amir"
@dynaboyjl.4220
@dynaboyjl.4220 3 года назад
I like the fact that the first time we hear Amir say "cock futures" Jake is already tired of hearing about it.
@anthonypizzimenti1507
@anthonypizzimenti1507 9 лет назад
Funny thing is that real-life Amir has a Business degree from Berkeley.
@chilldude5949
@chilldude5949 7 лет назад
Pedakin - no his dad paid for it
@saddgod
@saddgod 7 лет назад
Anthony Pizzimenti and Jake dropped out of college twice
@jingerstorm
@jingerstorm 6 лет назад
amir was already working at collegehumor for a couple years as a writer before jake started working there, when jake started he was an intern.
@HauntingPeace
@HauntingPeace 6 лет назад
chill dude and then he freakin moved
@elendiel
@elendiel 6 лет назад
Dude! He confided in you! How do you think that makes him feel?
@switchmaster64
@switchmaster64 4 года назад
Can’t wait for economic crisis 3
@switchmaster64
@switchmaster64 3 года назад
@@ThamizhanDaa1 surprisingly the economy here hasn't actually been that bad throughout all this, at least compared to other countries
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 3 года назад
@@switchmaster64 where are you from? :)
@switchmaster64
@switchmaster64 3 года назад
@@jonnnnniej usa
@ChickenWirexd
@ChickenWirexd 3 года назад
@@switchmaster64 eeeeehhhh there's been around 30 million positions lost in the US hasn't there? And like record amounts of mortgage foreclosures and rent being missed right? I know the Dow Jones has been increasing but thats not really a good maxim to use when measuring economic crises surely?
@zKazzu
@zKazzu 3 года назад
the gamestop reddit situation wouöd be cause to make this
@rupertcornholio209
@rupertcornholio209 9 лет назад
I invest in cock futures. They are a stable market.
@Bigkahkistan
@Bigkahkistan 8 лет назад
+Rupert Cornholio Yes it is. Indeed, my father made his fortune as cock-future-man.
@rorycox7855
@rorycox7855 4 года назад
it is an angry market. but it is calm
@rangegod98
@rangegod98 4 года назад
It has its ups and downs
@itachiuchiha667ful
@itachiuchiha667ful 9 лет назад
This is the calmest I've ever seen jake
@KyanNezhad
@KyanNezhad 9 лет назад
Itachi_Uchiha67 Watch "Traffic" or "Freaky Friday"
@valx5
@valx5 2 года назад
I AM calm, I’m pissed! some drunk F-wad killed our friend!
@noobface66
@noobface66 4 года назад
1:23 - Amir's listening face returns
@matthewodwyer7212
@matthewodwyer7212 10 лет назад
"here's a quiz....i lost it"
@ianmcstruthers9937
@ianmcstruthers9937 10 лет назад
the ending was perfect
@cinemastudios.classics.mp4293
The ‘boyakasha’ moment is just so funny. Showing how many tangents they get into in one conversation.
@paeneinnoxias4617
@paeneinnoxias4617 6 лет назад
That last five seconds was so goddamn real
@HauntingPeace
@HauntingPeace 3 года назад
To this day
@nix17102
@nix17102 13 лет назад
i love how jake remembers every word amir says
@BadBoiFilms
@BadBoiFilms 3 года назад
I’m so glad I invested in 🍆 futures 9 years ago because of this video. Beefin soy rn
@petereugenis4102
@petereugenis4102 Год назад
“Slow down I’m not listening” is still something I say on the daily 😂
@jonhalo
@jonhalo 10 лет назад
'poked by cold crab claws' the birth of the pinch
@EndOfSmallSanctuary97
@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад
The mental images of this insane meeting - even by Amir's standards - are absolutely hilarious. In a way it's funnier hearing about it afterwards than actually seeing it, though.
@seanedwards6283
@seanedwards6283 10 лет назад
Here's a quiz: I lost it.
@brianbanek4163
@brianbanek4163 Год назад
back here in 2023 and this is surprisingly relevant again what with them raising the debt ceiling
@SuperMegaPeanut
@SuperMegaPeanut 7 лет назад
Gravity and poise.
@jessieHORRIFIC
@jessieHORRIFIC 13 лет назад
If you just watch Amir throughout this whole video, you notice how fantastic his facial expressions are.
@ballypoo
@ballypoo 9 лет назад
"Here's a quiz...I lost it" ahhahahaha
@michaelforrest5079
@michaelforrest5079 8 лет назад
Still watching in 2016, RU-vid Gold!
@BabsCraig
@BabsCraig 7 лет назад
Still watching in 2017! One of the best ever
@SimonB198207
@SimonB198207 6 лет назад
35th Augcember 5-55Alpha//Shaphire (39,000 years after this video was filmed) RU-vid gold is now worth 90 Trillion times it's weight in cock meat. Jake and Amir are now remembered as being the ones that helped feed the peaceful, yet exclusively carnivorous people of the planet Naverax...
@roodolf9879
@roodolf9879 5 лет назад
2019 baby ! Cockfuture is now!
@R3fug333
@R3fug333 13 лет назад
1:23 it's Amir's Listening face.
@H20fulman
@H20fulman 13 лет назад
2:18- "you were pulled out of the meeting a second time, while screaming the audacity of nope" Engineer would approve
@TheCalamityCain
@TheCalamityCain 4 года назад
The little bit at 00:30 is actually really clever. Reminds me of Abbot & Costello!
@Mysticsloth
@Mysticsloth 10 лет назад
amir's facial expressions in this sketch are PRICELESS! the most hilarious amir-faces in history. i wish he would bring them back XD
@Kjack49044
@Kjack49044 8 лет назад
For real though, the daily show.
@Jayohennn
@Jayohennn 8 лет назад
Amir would be the best substitute teacher: his quizzes would be easy
@BabsCraig
@BabsCraig 7 лет назад
I dread the day when I will finally have watched the last of these episodes. One day I'll jump from video to video only to slowly and sadly realize that I have watched them all.
@Humanlink1
@Humanlink1 4 года назад
2020 and this is still comedy past, present and ... (Gets neck stapled)
@70sman
@70sman Год назад
The prick got you again!
@lobdooks
@lobdooks 3 дня назад
“Here’s a quiz: I lost it.” is my favorite joke in the entire series
@0860888080
@0860888080 13 лет назад
aaah... I just love laughing this hard. "here's a quiz : I lost it" epic!
@DocHolidayKY99
@DocHolidayKY99 11 лет назад
"I actually got more money,investing NOTHING... Fine..Where's your box? HERE'S A QUIZ..I lost it.." LMFAO??!
@dontaskaboutmyname
@dontaskaboutmyname 13 лет назад
"well my box didn't depreciate in value,ok? I actually made more money investing in NOTHING. amir you astound me
@rockraphlegal
@rockraphlegal 12 лет назад
I told myself, like two hours ago that I would stop watching Jake and Amir's videos, and here I am, watching another video of them! I should be studying for my law exam this monday FUCK!
@tristanlewthwaite4881
@tristanlewthwaite4881 2 года назад
I know this is almost a decade late, but: Did you pass it? Are you a big time lawyerman now?
@rockraphlegal
@rockraphlegal 2 года назад
@@tristanlewthwaite4881 went through a rough patch but right now I'm doing the last step before I get my degree. Starting small-time I guess. Thanks for the concern
@LOLZYMCLOLZ
@LOLZYMCLOLZ 10 лет назад
That ending, friggin hilarious
@Jonny4Speed
@Jonny4Speed 13 лет назад
Dont watch this while drinking, i almost spat it everywhere because i was laughing so much...
@BabsCraig
@BabsCraig 8 лет назад
Nah... personal favourite RU-vid tag team ever
@gregfix3333
@gregfix3333 Год назад
"here's a quiz,... I lost it"
@seafloorr
@seafloorr 8 лет назад
Karen from Mark and Karen?With the wall blank as the night ready to be painted by todays youth?
@StuziCamis
@StuziCamis 7 лет назад
Black as the night and twice as gay
@dixiecronin7791
@dixiecronin7791 4 года назад
;D
@Fifthcell
@Fifthcell 2 года назад
1:19 a dollar for a 4-piece. How far we’ve come since 2011
@lucifersam9
@lucifersam9 12 лет назад
I wanna see Amir at a Tea Party Rally. I assume that even by their standards he's bat-shit crazy.
@TheTimN8er
@TheTimN8er 13 лет назад
"Here's a quiz for you. I LOST IT!"
@adrianmahadeo9134
@adrianmahadeo9134 10 лет назад
i was eating cereal and watching this now my screen is covered in milk
@IRQuackZ
@IRQuackZ 10 лет назад
The fact that your story isn't true is more sad than the fact that no one cares
@MarioThaMonkey
@MarioThaMonkey 10 лет назад
And the fact that Chuck Norris who now has stooped so low as to sell workout equipment is even more depressing...
@lucyanna92
@lucyanna92 13 лет назад
Is it just me or is this like the funniest Jake and Amir yet?!?!?!
@garbagecan9547
@garbagecan9547 5 лет назад
Amir knows when everyone is lying
@JaayyB
@JaayyB 12 лет назад
The interactive transcript is impressively accurate on this video.
@bu1ckgnx
@bu1ckgnx 13 лет назад
"The Daily Show: Where college students get their news more than they should"
@timzxc08
@timzxc08 10 месяцев назад
That face, I’d have to make it too. So hard not to laugh 😂
@elrondhubbard663
@elrondhubbard663 4 года назад
2020 recession what's up
@sebcde
@sebcde 13 лет назад
here's a quiz: i lost it. -> wtf so funny, jake and amir humor in one line. love it :)
@MCTimTime
@MCTimTime 9 лет назад
RIP jake. Is a shame he had to go that way. Just shows the problem with drugs in our country.
@General12th
@General12th 9 лет назад
MCTimTime It really is a shame. RIP indeed. We will miss him.
@jameshickey2320
@jameshickey2320 9 лет назад
MCTimTime ummm, what?
@moses5264
@moses5264 9 лет назад
+James Hickey yea I'm confused too
@HarperNguyen
@HarperNguyen 9 лет назад
+MCTimTime So subtle....
@ChrisPMuffin
@ChrisPMuffin 9 лет назад
+Kevin Nguyen Lol he's a Wolfe
@hnfiiinc5993
@hnfiiinc5993 Год назад
Dude, it’s 2023 and 11 years later. It still makes perfect sense and applied today 😂😂
@tennisrox123
@tennisrox123 10 лет назад
$1000 for 4 nuggets??? Ya, that's a true economic crisis
@carlton3363
@carlton3363 9 лет назад
He said a dollar is how much 4 chicken nuggets costs
@JRWW_EFC
@JRWW_EFC 9 лет назад
carlton harrison No he didn't...
@carlton3363
@carlton3363 9 лет назад
He said 'a thousand thousand which is a thousad dollars', saying that a thousand is a thousand dollars as in a thousand one dollar notes and he says 'a thousand dollars which is how much four chicken nuggets costs' the second part of each sentance is explaining the first part, a million is a thousand thousand, a thousand is a thousand dollars, a dollar is how much 4 chicken nuggets costs
@Syrange13
@Syrange13 9 лет назад
carlton harrison I think we can agree that it was poorly worded.
@bfmw13
@bfmw13 9 лет назад
+carlton harrison whoa whoa, slow down, I wasn't listening
@WhatABanana
@WhatABanana 11 лет назад
J:Fine.Where's your box? A:Here's a quiz. I lost it. GOLD
@that_one_momo_guy
@that_one_momo_guy 8 лет назад
It's amazing how prophetic Amir was about Trump haha
@skalty9868
@skalty9868 6 лет назад
Felipe Montealegre I don’t remember him mentioning the stock market being better than ever.
@KaiWhiteFox
@KaiWhiteFox 12 лет назад
"Alright, then where's your box?" "Here's a quiz, I lost it." hahah oh Amir :)
@speakevermore
@speakevermore 8 лет назад
Why do 4 chicken nuggets cost $1000?
@zefrorsgaming881
@zefrorsgaming881 8 лет назад
Cuz Mo Mo chicken nuggets are the best
@flagman57
@flagman57 8 лет назад
He meant 1000 $1s and 4 chicken nuggets is worth $1 dollar.
@speakevermore
@speakevermore 8 лет назад
Jahaal Mordeth youre probably right, thanks
@stonedoco7455
@stonedoco7455 8 лет назад
😂👍handicap
@TheFounderUtopia
@TheFounderUtopia 8 лет назад
**Facepalm**
@Monerasauce
@Monerasauce 13 лет назад
the outtakes for this video would be hilarious
@after_its_gone
@after_its_gone 9 лет назад
1000= 4 chicken nuggets
@OdieOde
@OdieOde 9 лет назад
No, he meant 1000 1's, which means 1 dollar = 4 chicken nuggets
@KonkeyDongkey
@KonkeyDongkey 4 года назад
Saw this in my recommended and thought it was a new J&A lmao.
@tramsey4
@tramsey4 10 лет назад
Jake pretty much admitted how liberals get their news. Comedy Central.
@vietcongpornsurfers
@vietcongpornsurfers 10 лет назад
Sure as hell beats Fox News...
@tramsey4
@tramsey4 10 лет назад
At least they report factual news and not jokes that people take seriously.
@vietcongpornsurfers
@vietcongpornsurfers 10 лет назад
It is propaganda in its purest form. I urge you to read and inform yourself! :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel_controversies
@tramsey4
@tramsey4 10 лет назад
Really wikipedia? Even liberal professors tell students not to use that site for information. So all the other TV stations don't have any propaganda right? Just conservative media?
@vietcongpornsurfers
@vietcongpornsurfers 10 лет назад
Sure they do, but not nearly as much. English wikipedia is pretty good at providing consensus-based information I think. They also provide 100 references, which is more than you can expect from fox news... The reason professors do not recommend it is that it is constantly changing and will therefore not look the same when being scanned by anti-cheating software etc.
@ThatsCrust
@ThatsCrust 12 лет назад
"heres a quiz....i lost it" i couldnt even hear the rest of the video i was laughing so hard
@ZetruH
@ZetruH 9 лет назад
Stop it with the fucking annotations ffs!!
@Yemeo
@Yemeo 11 лет назад
'Here's a quiz. I lost it.' I can't even...
@yesimcivak
@yesimcivak 13 лет назад
"here is a quiz :I lost it." erupted in laughter,got weird looks from my classmates..(it was break time)
@JohnAdamZiolkowski
@JohnAdamZiolkowski 13 лет назад
So where's your box? Here's a quiz: I lost it.
@joaocarvalho1347
@joaocarvalho1347 7 лет назад
Loved the last bit
@stocklz
@stocklz 11 лет назад
You get to see Amir light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill in Jake and Amir: One Almond. *Mind blown*
@CrimsonDragon15
@CrimsonDragon15 13 лет назад
Daily Show, Colbert Report, that is exactly how I learn about the news and what is happening in the US and the world.
@hitsugaya111
@hitsugaya111 13 лет назад
Here's a quiz.. I lost it... Genius.
@Channel3Sports
@Channel3Sports 13 лет назад
To me Jake and Amir are Two of the funniest dudes on RU-vid! I Remember the first video I saw Hardly Working Rap Battle. Every since then hooked like crack!!!!!
@personofepicnessport
@personofepicnessport 12 лет назад
2:22 - Amirs voice. 1:24 - Amirs face LOL!
@YourPalJamieEllis
@YourPalJamieEllis 3 года назад
Can't believe The Pinch would recoil from the loving touch of his own kind
@Karib9
@Karib9 13 лет назад
Where's your box? Here's a quiz.... i lost it [funnest part in the whole vid lol ]
@ALPHAxMAJOR
@ALPHAxMAJOR 12 лет назад
they are Great actors ..Slow down or you weren't listening OMG that scene WAS AMAZING
@Owner951
@Owner951 13 лет назад
Heres a quiz! I lost it! hahaha i love jake & amir
@markustheaters
@markustheaters 13 лет назад
Amir's face at 0:52 ...... LOOOOOOL
@s069315778
@s069315778 11 лет назад
Cold crab claws? I thought Jake was terrified of crabs.
@bingbong1715
@bingbong1715 13 лет назад
2:54 here's a quiz... i lost it Lolololololol
@lucy2005rules
@lucy2005rules 13 лет назад
in england I keep up to date with the news by watching 'have i got news for you' and 'Russell Howards good news'.....yeh they are both comedy shows
@ArcaneBastard
@ArcaneBastard 12 лет назад
I love Amir's face when Jake is telling him what he did
@ritaferreira1371
@ritaferreira1371 7 лет назад
the daily show and colbert report.... love
@connor2mann
@connor2mann 11 лет назад
I Love the faces amir makes when he squishes his face
@nicegustov
@nicegustov 9 лет назад
Haha. This is one of my favorite ones ever. Haha love it!!!
@ozzy1280
@ozzy1280 13 лет назад
OMG amirs face at 1:22 is priceless hahaha he holds it for long
@Char1ss
@Char1ss 13 лет назад
"How do you actually know so much?" "Daily Show. I watch The Colbert Report." Hahaa same..
@NicolaBrio
@NicolaBrio 12 лет назад
long commercials? get food to enjoy while watching Jake and Amir
@supersmartfood
@supersmartfood 13 лет назад
i remember watching the first one like 2 years ago, good times!:)
@TheOmegaRelay
@TheOmegaRelay 12 лет назад
4 CHICKEN NUGGETS IS A DOLLAR!?!??! God darn itt Australia!!!
@jfsj513
@jfsj513 12 лет назад
This is one of my favorites in a while. I don't think Amir crying in every video is all that funny, so this is nice for a change.
@airfoemoe
@airfoemoe 12 лет назад
The audacity of Knope? Parks and Rec reference FTW!
@go_gorilla_go
@go_gorilla_go 12 лет назад
Comedy call-back to Amir's listening face!
@Jabeoguran
@Jabeoguran 12 лет назад
the "ooh" when the tickles him the 2nd time!
@casler7095
@casler7095 3 года назад
“Here’s a quiz, I lost it!”
@bencooke-nobackupdream9281
@bencooke-nobackupdream9281 4 года назад
Waiting for part 3
@xtremethomas
@xtremethomas 13 лет назад
New Jake and Amir = start from the beginning!!
@KINGCALLO
@KINGCALLO 13 лет назад
"Here's a quiz .i lost it" XD
@chuckisthebest033
@chuckisthebest033 11 лет назад
No, he is saying it costs 1000 x $1 dollars. Therefore concluding that 4 chicken nuggets cost $1.
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