Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie 

Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort

"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US." That part had me literally rolling around laughing.

The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.

I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie

He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD

I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.

As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.

"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows" I love his randomness!

I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )

Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!

I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."

His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.

2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!

"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.

I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny

Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!

Mrs Izzard in his prime

4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D

"Like toast, mmm..." XD I love how he says that!XD

I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.

Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.

Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D

Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)

Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂

I glove this guy!

This man is fucking glorious

i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D

never forget the jam

omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD

Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's

"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD

Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!

"Stay down lads! Stay down~" XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O

Utter legend.

Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"

He is the best 😂

i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!

He is Hilarious!

The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD

One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!

Very talented funny man !!

GENIUS!!!!

As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.

Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.

The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)

the toast part is the best

I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh

"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing

It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"

the lawn's even bigger grandad!!

For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)

Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once

Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.

1997...Lol!

The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!

Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.

3:19 When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.

love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D

No Pain no gain

ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P

All so true...........

You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:

yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha

thank you

One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!

one person has never made toast.

Superb

The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!

Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!

I love him!! xD

lol this makes me cry of laughter xD

Toast goes in, bread comes out.

Lawn mower: onenananananana no! onenananananana i don't think so! XD

NO GRASS NO GRASS NO GRASS

"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."

The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it

Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"

Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD

*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*

@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD

"no description available" - No description fucking needed.

FIFTY SIXTY PARS OF GLOVES!!!

I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.

OF COURSE!! :D

In the Bath! The turney button that lies! The nano-millimeter between FANTASTICALLY HOT and FUCKING FREEZING. LOL!

Inspired.

Death needs a riding mower!

Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.

I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity

sounds like the machines on my university campus!

You can't explain that.

ahhhhhhh Glove Death.....

THE TAZOR OF DEATH screw the scythe!!

cant breath

"What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D

Stay down, lads! Stay down!

hodeddedede, hodededede and the grass is going, oh for fucks sake.

I want that suit for Halloween

Ronald Knox would approve of this . Kuroshitsuji reference .