Eddie Izzard Noah's Ark Sketch From Stripped 

Eddie is an example of a human being who won the genetic roll of the dice and used the winnings to treat the entire casino to a round of food and drinks.

40 days and nights of rain, we call this summer in Ireland.

"Is she there? There's no towels....." kills me every single time.

Eddie does a great American accent as the squirrel.

I am in love with Eddie Izzard. I can’t help myself.. I love him in men’s clothes.. I love him in women’s clothes.. I’ve really got it bad for Eddie. 💜 Never known anyone else like him!!

Squid using himself as ink to write a trip advisor review! Guy is a genius.

I live in the Netherlands, basically 3.5 meters below sealevel. And we have lots of rain..... We're still here......

One of the most ingratiating traits of Eddie Izzard is he really seems to be enjoying himself up there. Even when he’s in midstream and you can see him trying to to come with what to say next. It’s those moments when he makes himself laugh. It’s like he just thought of something he hadn’t thought of before, and we’re sharing a new moment with him.

The squirrel "It was a nightmare man. Those stripey bastard's, they ate everyone man. Oh my god, I hid in a biscuit tin" That had me in stitches.

Thank you Eddy ! Post pandemic rescue meds you are! Your a beautiful gift to humanity!

He is obviously a natural comedian, and embraces it so well, Eddie is one of those rare people who is able to entertain people without following set rules/ being a stereotype.

Eddie is honestly the most authentic comedian. Never get tired of watching him.

One of the best comedians ever.

"We found a child". ROFL! His gestures are the best

Love you Eddie you're brilliant!!

"how can i be so sure? try it." "it was a nightmare man, those stripy bastards killed everyone man..."

There is not doubt in my mind that Eddie is the best comedian that ever lived! And I stand by my words

This guy is a comedy genius!

I love Eddie Izzard!❤️

My favorite part is about the cake mix! I have always loved the batter more than the finished cake. Used to drive my grandmother nuts, since I pestered her to pour less and less into the form each time. :-D

“You biscuit freak!” And “Iodinee” have got me laughing and I can’t stop. Gataling gun... hahahah I forgot how brilliant Izzard was.

"He only had one leg to begin with"

He taught Germans a sense of humor! This guy is unbelievable. We love you Eddie!!!

💛💛🤣Eddie Izzard is so awesome. 🤣💛💛

There's Eddie, and then there's the rest.

He acts so lovely. That is why everyone recommends him for a new order in accordance to thier desire. In fact , he controls the stage. 🤗🤗🤗

"We've found a child!" :) :)

Never gets old! Sooooo funny😂😂😂😂😂

I love that jacket, I want one just like it.

His best.. the sharks are hysterical.. Trip Advisor...🤣🤣

One of my favourite sketches from my youth.

Two words to resolve religious debates worldwide over the past 2000 years: "Try it". God bless you, Eddie.

The giant squid diary bit is genius

It's weird seeing him in a suit and not a dress.

I love cake mix!

I've seen Eddie in a more feminine outfit than I have in a masculine one, this seeing him in jeans and a overcoat is so weird

I hid in a biscuit tin man! Im on the floor:)))

I love when he does an American accent.

Like a load of students with cake mix lol classic

Love the squid sucking his own tentacle to get the ink for writing his TripAdvisor review : )

"He only had one leg to begin with" :-)

Goldfishes say after 150 days at sea: “That was quick”.

SIMPLY BRRRRRILLIANT👌👌😃😃😃 my FAVOURITE comic!!!!!! From Belgium

(my wife the squirrel escaped on a boat with an owl and a cat) "What did they take?" "They took a Gatling gun, chain mail and some iodine" 6:14 "That's not very poetic!

The bit about cake mix batter is genius.

He's writing in squid ink 😂😂😂😂😂

I liked him voice overed Angus Scatter good. Love his accent

I love him

Look forward to this being animated in Lego.

Damn! For years I've been puzzled over how the koalas got from Australia to the ark, and then back again after the flood. I mean, the things can't swim and we have the archeological record. Anyway, I've been puzzling away for years...and this guy just comes along and says the story isn't true. WHAT?! Why didn't I think of that... 😜

Clear-eyed, a masterful synthesis- worthy experience.

'We found a child' 😂 dead

Even some Christians have trouble swallowing the Noah's Arc tale. The writers of the bible weren't very bright.

Never have I seen a comedian evolve physically along with their material.

The challenge still stands for creationists: show it can be done. And I will even allow for accommodations. You may use MODERN construction equipment to construct a boat the size of the Titanic (which supposedly had dimensions three times the Biblical Ark) with a species count of only 16000 (as argued by creationists) and I will even allow all modern climate control and modern veterinarian medicine, and human attendants of not 8 illiterate family, but rather trained veterinarians, or even more if needed. Supplies and all, all provided. (assume all technology to make that happen as well) And then show that 90%+ actually survive after a year of isolation. (popular myth is that the whole event was just 40 days, when the Bible says it was 40 days and nights of the rain part: The Bible CLEARLY states that 40 days and nights are just the rain. Almost a year is to what it claims the ark was isolated, (not that it matters to the argument) By isolation I mean the one by the creationist Bible-literalist sense: windows open, but no animals in or out, no food in or out, and assume somekind of perfect air circulation. If at the end more than 90% of the species (and keep in mind, you may only have a PAIR of each species present at the start) survive to start a population that will grow to be viable, THEN I will become an advocate that Creationism should be considered as a valid scientific hypothesis.

When the squirrel asks “who are you, man?” the response of the BBC reporter should have been “This is London.”

I love Eddie izzard history its more interesting

I like his ringmasters jacket

Eddie. I love your sense of style and the way you combine male and female gender norms. I saw you recently with Trevor Noah. Your sense of style is timeless and iconic. Thank you for showing it off so well.

Eddie Izzard is one of the greatest! So, if he is right, we should expect to see now only lions and tigers, and squirrels...oh wait, Mrs. Squirrel escaped, didn't she? lol

We found a child... It's public relations. Lol

Imagine the amount of food required for 2 of every creature in the world for 40 days and 4o nights and then for all the days until the plants and animals repopulate.

James Mason as god and Connery as Noah.

Surreal.

The ducks are the best, it’s going to rain, Ducks So!

He is my hero.

40 days and 40 nights is funny as a joke...I spent a year as a travelling healthcare provider and paid for 3 nights at a hotel when I really only used 2, because I worked night shift. Arrived Fri evening, checked in, changed clothes, went to work. That's a full night I never used just so I would have some place to sleep the next day. They should have the option of early morning check in/check out.

they built a second ark for the fish, it had thousands of tanks for the fish and of course had lots of levels to keep the Carp in...……..yep Noah built a multi story Carp ark

The biblical flood is the 2nd craziest thing in the Buy Bull in my opinion right next to the Adam & Eve myth. But to be fair it's hard to rank them when there's so many idiotic things to choose from.

Okay, so when the rain hit, weren't there people already on boats, just by chance? Like, fisherman, merchants, etc? Or people living near the docks, where they had boats? They wouldn't run out of water...it was raining. And the fisherman could, you know, fish.

Another " the best ever" moment in biblical history!!!😂😂😂😂❤️

Excellent

I Saw A Panel Of Ministers Talking About Noah. One Male Minister angrily said Noah Was A Drunk Because When They Landed He Put Up A Tent And Drank Wine Falling Asleep. If I Had To Do All That I'd Get Drunk Too!!!!🌛

Aww, he missed the best part, where Noah builds an alter to God, sacrifices the extra "clean" animals and birds they brought along, and God promised never to do it again because he liked the smell ... even though we're all terrible and totally deserve mass genocide. Genesis 8:20-21 20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it. 21 The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of humans, even though every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.

The most exciting story is missing from here: When the ark reached land at the top of the Ararat mountain (in Asia), the 2 happy kangaroos jumped out from the boat, and asked Noah, where they should live now. Noah told them: Australia. The kangaroos: Hey mate, do not fuck with us please! Australia is an island, and we cannot swim! And Noah kicked the kangaroos in the ass that they flied to Australia.

Love You and You To You Eddie!

actually in the hotel it's the nights that count.

Did he just say that the fish needed saved from a flood? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ty

"In 1985, Wyatt was joined by David Fasold, and geophysicist John Baumgardner. This expedition is recounted in Fasold’s book, “The Ark of Noah.” As soon as Fasold saw the site, he exclaimed that it was a shipwreck. Fasold brought along state-of-the-art ground-penetrating radar equipment and a “frequency generator.” He put it on the wavelength setting for iron at the site and searched the formation for internal iron. Fasold and the team state that the ground penetration radar revealed a regular internal structure beneath the surface. Fasold believed the team found the fossilized remains of the upper deck and that the original reed substructure had disappeared. In the nearby village of Kazan, formerly called Arzap, they examined so-called drogue and anchor stones that they believed were once attached to the ark. Fasold kept repeating that no matter what the experts said, there was too much evidence at the Durupinar site for it to be dismissed. He remained convinced it was the fossilized remains of Noah’s Ark" "In 1959, a cartographer named Ilhan Durupinar discovered a boat-shaped footprint on top of a mountain in the Dogubayazit region in Turkey. Now, American researchers and Turkish scientists of Noah's Ark Discovered Project claim that they have proof that the biblical relic lies beneath the surface of Durupinar." "Using 3D scans of GPR and ERT technology, the researchers claim that they uncovered a man-made boat structure beneath the ground, before beginning any excavation. The formation identified in the scans, according to the team, matches the dimensions of the Genesis description of Noah’s Ark." "findings showed an ancient shipwreck hundreds of miles from the nearest sea, in the precise mountain range where the Bible says the Ark came to rest." "Fasold found the following bits of evidence to suggest that this structure could have been the Ark. (1) The length and average overall width of the structure is exactly the same as prescribed in the Bible, "300 by 50 cubits." (1 Egyptian cubit = 0.5236 m or 20.6 inches) (2) The buried structure exhibits the same nine divisions described in the Epic of Gilgamesh: "Its innards I divided into nine parts," says the Assyrian flood hero, "One IKU (acre) was its whole floor space" (Gardner and Maier, 1984). Also, the structure displays the same area as in the Ark (44,100 square feet). (3) Metal-detecting surveys have located over 5,000 buried iron targets arrayed in a symmetrical pattern from the pointed end to the rounded end of the structure, which recalls Tubal-Cain, a biblical antediluvian "instructor of every craftsman in bronze and iron" (Genesis 4:22, NKJV)."

Yeah, nothing funnier than the bible or more unbelievable. Good one Eddy.

Still hard to beat the hilarious insanity of the original source material: "After Genesis 6:3, the countdown was on. Then in verses 17 and 18, God said, “and you shall go into the ark-you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you” (Genesis 6:18). Notice that Noah had sons who already had wives. Noah didn’t have his first son of record until he was 500 years old, and the Flood came 100 years later (Genesis 7:6). Allowing 25-30 years for the sons to grow up and get married, we’re left with perhaps 70 years to build the Ark." Lovely to find incest being the basis of human expansion just as in the beginnings. Clean and unclean animals weren't defined until the giving of THE LAW. And don't get me started on salinity and osmotic pressure.

Noah’s Ark is as realistic as Santa Claus

Watched him for years. In fact, I played his classic "dressed to kill " way back when my kids had history classes. They loved history. And their written test answers I got calls from the teacher. "Mrs Florence, your son answered to the question of" Explain the colonists in the new land." His answer was ,"the natives had no form of ownership. No flag no country. " " Mrs Florence, it's true but not the answer I was looking for and where did he come up with that?" Not missing a beat, "I knew my son would be bored in history so I played a VHS of a comedian, who apparently teaches history better than you. And Sir, what did his buddies answer? Pretty much the same thing? Cuz they all watched it. Oh and just wait till WW I n II later this year, cuz they all sit at my kitchen table n play RISK on Rainey days.

He looks really dapper and suave in men's clothes. They suit him so much better than women's.

Executive Transvestite simply the Best

Brilliant

CAUTION! You may actually learn something about history if your not....I love this man.....

A lesser known fact is that he stashed dinosaurs down in the lower hold and fed them blasphemers. The dinosaurs either choked to death or died of some sort of related dietary causes hence, extinction 🤓🧐

Make humanity great again

Genesis 7:2 "Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate" So its even more preposterous than you think.

so the squirrel was David Spade?

Mythbusters: The Ark Edition

Great !

"So far two Lions and two Tigers Dad"........The menu on the Ark wasn't detailed in the babbles.......

Every Giant Squid will grab a B5 just to see their diver’s notes.

Strange…. Never heard about the kangaroos! 🤔

5:20 That American accent!

40 days and 40 nights of rain sounds like the average West European winter to me. Before climate change it used to be the average summer.

Where did the water come from and where did it go? Some basic physics and thermodynamics there