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A very funny part of Eddie Izzards
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@a-walgames1350
@a-walgames1350 2 года назад
Just take a moment to imagine how much fun life would be if people like Eddie Izzard were running the world.
@jonnyblade46
@jonnyblade46 Год назад
I love how he squeeses humour out of dead jokes. Jokes that doesn't swing, he catches them mid air and make them funny anyway somehow. Legend.
@Sarahqiu
@Sarahqiu 15 лет назад
"We're setting up a british olympics where each and every event is a british event, like the british hundred metres...excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, i think i was here first." lol
@TheBeanSi
@TheBeanSi 12 лет назад
One of the best comedians. His personality just shines through.
@Koppella
@Koppella 17 лет назад
The thing I love about Eddie is that he's not only HOLARIOUS, but he's educated. It's smart humor.
@mrmyxlptlk
@mrmyxlptlk 14 лет назад
it makes me happy that this ended up at 4 minutes 20 seconds
@johncoops6897
@johncoops6897 3 года назад
It would have made me happier if it ended a lot sooner. [YAWN]
@MrSJSweet
@MrSJSweet 3 года назад
@@johncoops6897 why watch it then John?
@johncoops6897
@johncoops6897 3 года назад
@@MrSJSweet - The video came up in my RU-vid feed, so I accepted the suggestion. I watched as much as I could, then a few other interviews and "performances" by the guy. That's all, so don't read into it any more than necessary.
@slinkerdeer
@slinkerdeer 3 года назад
@@johncoops6897 Care to elaborate on the reason for dislike? I agree this is kind of out dated comedy nut it does have good bits
@johncoops6897
@johncoops6897 3 года назад
@@slinkerdeer - my dislike is simply that the guy tries too hard, looks absolutely idiotic, attempts to make obtuse gender statements and isn't funny. He tells long winded "stories" that are as boring as bat shit, and prances around the stage like he's somebody special. Unattractive fellow as well, with a strange sized head. So, I guess that means that I didn't find anything to like. I didn't even laugh AT him... my only emotion was to be embarrassed for him. LOL
@Vuurvogel2
@Vuurvogel2 15 лет назад
Hahahahahaa my god, the mimics of this man are really great! It's just a delight to watch! 5 stars for all of his stuff!
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 14 лет назад
This man has just made the olympics 10000 times better.
@tygr49
@tygr49 15 лет назад
"Smoke a joint and win the 100 meters and fair play to you!"
@DrWetness
@DrWetness 3 года назад
It has taken 11 years but this has finally become reality
@ishigum
@ishigum 14 лет назад
I'm watching this at work and I'm laughing too hard. This is too hilarious!
@KarateCutie101
@KarateCutie101 14 лет назад
i think that i just found that thing my life was missing. omg i love this guy! why have i never heard of him?
@fallingfirenze
@fallingfirenze 14 лет назад
the pizza and hurdle mime got me in stitches
@yahowa57
@yahowa57 16 лет назад
Just saw Eddie in concert for the first time on His "Stripped" Tour.Dude went non-stop for 2 hours and then an Encore in addition. Amazing energy and freaking funny as H. We caught Him at the end of His tour at the Kodak in the middle of Hollyweird,the perfect location for an Eddie Concert.The you leave the Kodak, walk out on Sunset,and watch the freak show!
@riavicky
@riavicky 14 лет назад
Thank you for cutting this to exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds. It started me off with a well needed laugh;)
@hmsoctopus
@hmsoctopus 15 лет назад
"Fuck he's amazing, I've never seen anything like this!" ^^ My words exactly.
@rebajoe
@rebajoe 8 лет назад
More realistic than the regular Olympics, I watch the commercials for that and think "No ordinary human being can do any of those things"
@Strabius
@Strabius 14 лет назад
"We f***king wooon!" Lol Eddie Izzard is hilarious!
@senseisleepyhead
@senseisleepyhead 15 лет назад
GodDAMN, that man wears amazing heels! I couldn't even stand in them; I don't know how he does stand-up in them... But he's just awesome like that.
@blackmore4
@blackmore4 3 года назад
Disagree. All of his other sparkly stuff is fine and dandy but blokes in dresses skirts or heels is a straight no from me.
@constancemiller3753
@constancemiller3753 3 года назад
Kinky boots, man.
@MichelleDenise64
@MichelleDenise64 14 лет назад
I love his boots and humor. Love love love this guy
@kckilgannon
@kckilgannon 10 лет назад
Did anyone else notice the video is 4:20 long?
@RoseNoho
@RoseNoho 7 лет назад
Huh?
@danwic
@danwic 6 лет назад
4:21 here
@Reuben_95
@Reuben_95 3 года назад
The ‘3-0’ line was so underrated! So funny! 😂😂
@bartman9400
@bartman9400 3 года назад
That would be more entertaining than the actual Olympics
@superguinness01
@superguinness01 11 лет назад
how can you not love it?I want to be in the stoned Olympics.
@ranilinkov
@ranilinkov 17 лет назад
it's jinious how the jokes from the begining of the act come on the far future of the act. eddie rocks!
@athenahitchin7738
@athenahitchin7738 3 года назад
The high jump in the stoned olympics would be just a bunch of stoners in a bounce house jumping up and down.
@Lattamonsteri
@Lattamonsteri 3 года назад
They're all high so would they all win? :P
@Ludwig123179
@Ludwig123179 13 лет назад
"and are never...heard of...again." so good :D:D
@v8wr
@v8wr 13 лет назад
Eddie actually knows things. He knows about the French American War, which i was so surprised at, and geez! how he can make the French American War into a laugh, is beyond me, but he can!
@CollectvlyUnconsious
@CollectvlyUnconsious 7 лет назад
Stoned Olympics video is 4:20 long
@acerflots
@acerflots 14 лет назад
he's really good looking like this, its great, i (female hetero) wouldnt mind if more guys dressed like izzard
@s.wright6945
@s.wright6945 3 года назад
British 100 metres... 'excuse me', 'pardon me'... he forgot 'sorry'. This is so true! 🤣🤣🤣
@bunancheese
@bunancheese 16 лет назад
Man I hate the real olympics, but I'd quite enjoy watching or participating in Eddie's version :)
@Stormcat1
@Stormcat1 Месяц назад
And in the 2024 Paris Olympics, who else but Snoop Dog carries the torch? I think Eddie might have been onto something here!
@MalakianM2S
@MalakianM2S 6 лет назад
I'd hear Eddie Izzard saying fucking hell or bloody hell all day long.
@HeyLookItsNina
@HeyLookItsNina 13 лет назад
"Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, and fair play to you. That's pretty damn good."
@heti112
@heti112 15 лет назад
Damn him! So funny yet I've lost the game! But pure genius!
@SkipjackEddie
@SkipjackEddie 12 лет назад
The only time I've run when stoned was when we had run out of skins, and the late night shop closed in 5 minutes. I'd never be able to beat the time I clocked that night, I was a blur.
@fang_uk
@fang_uk 3 года назад
😂
@hilojack1
@hilojack1 15 лет назад
Eddie Izzard is one of the most intelligent and funniest comedians I've ever seen!
@BelleHarrisonVids
@BelleHarrisonVids 15 лет назад
my granddad is really good friends with Eddie, cuz he works in the Theater where Eddie first started his career! YAY! My family knows famous people!!!
@GhostCharacter
@GhostCharacter 14 лет назад
love the Withnail and I reference!
@Seej1982
@Seej1982 3 года назад
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!!!
@dylanhemlin8435
@dylanhemlin8435 2 года назад
As a currently stoned Brit I can note we’d love a Stoned Olympics didn’t fuck win fuck all in 2012! Let’s it make it happen.
@Peganpettal
@Peganpettal 15 лет назад
WOW, these comments are about his sexuality and preference and NOT his stand-up. I, for one, LOVE Eddie Izzard, he's hilarious!
@knivesy
@knivesy 15 лет назад
I had noticed that too! ..... that's so awesome!
@krystalreverb
@krystalreverb 16 лет назад
Stoned Olympics... hehehe.... *laughs hysterically*
@bindlebum
@bindlebum 15 лет назад
i would have to say, that i would love to train for those olympics...
@joshuahimself
@joshuahimself 15 лет назад
he is in the oceans 11,12 and 13 movies !! nice actor
@MaltoCort
@MaltoCort 14 лет назад
...and are never heard of again. best line ever
@nisfornick
@nisfornick 6 лет назад
Brightly painted children... XD
@rachell4417
@rachell4417 3 года назад
Oh dear. British Olympics? Lol To the pub!!
@Dezekiel
@Dezekiel 13 лет назад
I would just like to point out that "the block" who run 26 miles wanted to warn the Athenians about a possible naval attack on the city. Other that that this guy is brilliant :)
@Kryonus
@Kryonus 16 лет назад
I noticed the 4:20 thing. Roffle. Eddie and weed. Two greatest things on this planet in one video. amazing!
@Dove77879
@Dove77879 13 лет назад
Eddie makes a strangely pretty woman....and hes not a bad looking guy either. Man, he's got the best of both worlds!
@ZapZapMimi
@ZapZapMimi 16 лет назад
Lmfao, This is just too fucking great. I'd vote Eddie Izzard for president. :D
@LoonyLooners
@LoonyLooners 14 лет назад
*Sticks guy with javelin* Ah, sorry mate... Can you run with it?
@mol22
@mol22 16 лет назад
i luv him and his boots are sooo to die for
@clairez007
@clairez007 16 лет назад
No Way mate?!,Cake or Death?LOL
@ironkitsune
@ironkitsune 16 лет назад
you have to admit, if everyone in the stadium was stoned it'd save a lot on fancy visual effects for the opening ceremonies.
@smoky1800
@smoky1800 15 лет назад
this is the guyest clip i have ever seen daaamn
@MaltoCort
@MaltoCort 14 лет назад
"so it is true but it's not funny, that's what you're saying" great
@Dojan5
@Dojan5 15 лет назад
Me too. People think I'm really funny when I get going. But I never get as funny as Eddie does.
@DiaLomeve
@DiaLomeve 15 лет назад
Someone send this video to Michael Phelps! and all the news media.
@TR33LINEUK
@TR33LINEUK 16 лет назад
when you get 5 tablespoonfuls of sugar, shake them in bucket full of crushed lightbulbs and pour them into your trousers when you're sitting on a cornflake, then wait until 4:20 chimes on the clock and you will know the significance, believe me, it is very relevant.......
@karatepirus
@karatepirus 14 лет назад
I would love to see this happen! haha
@jar3388
@jar3388 16 лет назад
LOL long jump falling, pole volt throwing over hahahahahahha
@edgirallenjoe29
@edgirallenjoe29 16 лет назад
For the love of Mr. Rogers' sweater....your right
@vadergaming8195
@vadergaming8195 15 лет назад
Yeah because no one in the entire world has ever thought or even IMAGINED the idea of a giant joint. No seriously, before Eddie it didn't exist.
@Bokkensword
@Bokkensword 13 лет назад
Hang on, I'm forwarding this to Switzerland~
@LittleBoiFen
@LittleBoiFen 15 лет назад
The 420 thing is part of the fun of smoking pot...It's a pot legend :) It's a fun thing to talk about when you're high (and not, apparently), it brings hilarity and good conversation. We'll never know exactly how it started or why, but that's part of the fun.
@DemonDZ
@DemonDZ 15 лет назад
4:20 is international time to blaze a joint : )
@MoiraWillenov
@MoiraWillenov Год назад
This is a GREAT idea. 😋
@DravenNightshade
@DravenNightshade 15 лет назад
Best idea ever lol id so watch those olympics
@calibrazxr750
@calibrazxr750 3 года назад
Actually, as far as I recall, the Pheidippides legend has it's origins based in the 1879 poem of the same name. The runner was actually sent to ask Sparta for help, a distance of around 140 miles. The mainly Athenian army marched the 26 or so miles back to Athens, because the Persians were sailing around the coast to attack it directly. Over the years, it seems that the two stories have become somewhat conflated into the legend he mentions here. Still pretty funny though. And yes, I am no fun at parties, which is why I never go if asked.
@theroninsyndicate
@theroninsyndicate 16 лет назад
And it's excellent as well.
@TheDiplomancer
@TheDiplomancer 16 лет назад
No idea, but it makes things pretty damn funny.
@satnapillowpants
@satnapillowpants 13 лет назад
XD brightly colored children who have recently eaten hash cookies rofl that made my day
@Anzu21
@Anzu21 15 лет назад
thats hella funny, 4:20 long video, how perfect!
@Lushious84
@Lushious84 17 лет назад
Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres-fairplay to you lol.Thay get tested to check that they are actually on drugs-he he. Thanks for putting it on here :)
@Zylophila
@Zylophila 15 лет назад
Mel Brooks had a giant joint in "History of the World Part One" during the Roman times.
@eightysworst
@eightysworst 14 лет назад
just giving the thumbs up for this is funny to me
@redduckinpond
@redduckinpond 15 лет назад
The reason he ran is that the Persians had a fleet with a back-up force that was going for undefended Athens!
@frederickbabyyeah
@frederickbabyyeah 14 лет назад
the smokea joint and win a hundred meters makes me wee XD
@rexana
@rexana 15 лет назад
Eddie describes himself as an "Action Transvestite" and "Executive Transvestite", and "Male Lesbian/Tomboy". Basically, he likes women. He is not gay. He just likes to DRESS as a woman. Gay men who dress as women are drag queens, basically. He's explained this himself in his shows. In his own words anout him being a male tomboy, "Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on make-up while you're up there." xD
@Floybs
@Floybs 14 лет назад
that would be the ecstasy olympics. Everyone one in the stoned olympics would be too paranoid.... "Do you have cones?... No f#@k off..." Fine lets run then.... "F@#k it, I've got the muchies.... McDonalds???" :)
@Ms14787
@Ms14787 14 лет назад
luv the shoes:) he's brill:))
@unfortunatebeam
@unfortunatebeam 13 лет назад
@hyper080 4/20 refers to April 20, which is of course International Marijuana Day!
@FeebleSatan
@FeebleSatan 16 лет назад
because it means weed lol. april 20th is like, national weed day. you gotta light up and smoke and be high all day lol.
@ashleytisdalefan007
@ashleytisdalefan007 13 лет назад
I would watch those olympics!
@Ohnonono123
@Ohnonono123 14 лет назад
Robin Williams did the same joke that Eddie did at 1:35 only about snowboarding and a snickers bar...
@JRockySchmidt
@JRockySchmidt 3 года назад
Hits different after the "2020" Olympics
@SneakyShark
@SneakyShark 16 лет назад
I've had so many t-shirts / boxer shorts 'liberated' by women , not always whilst wearing them :-)
@Samouraii
@Samouraii 14 лет назад
this is Eddie Izzards Circle you can buy it on dvd i've got it hilarious
@brendantucker638
@brendantucker638 13 лет назад
lol; 'some of them already rolling their own'
@Natalie290
@Natalie290 17 лет назад
Izzard being a transexual makes him a little more unique than most comidians. I mean its rather cool seing a transexual as a comedian and I love how he is so open about it.
@msmusic4evr
@msmusic4evr 15 лет назад
i'm greek. in fact, i'm wearing a shirt with the greatest flag in the world. hail to ellas!!!
@d0md0mt0mt0m
@d0md0mt0mt0m 15 лет назад
LOL "fuck it's amazing...." HAHA Someone should make this though. It would take off!
@blazerrips91
@blazerrips91 14 лет назад
the stoned olympics hey start running then they all hug each other
@SophieAmazing
@SophieAmazing 15 лет назад
I loved him in Across the Universe!
@JackyRowe
@JackyRowe 14 лет назад
@chaosmage9 and over here in the UK!! a mate of mine sometimes comes over after sixth form and we always get home just in time for a smoke in the tree!! it's great. and coz we live in the countryside, the police practically NEVER go by, so it's perfect!
@jackyrouge
@jackyrouge 13 лет назад
I'd love to participate in stoned Olympics.
@jagibaba
@jagibaba 16 лет назад
true! but it also adds a little extra something - and now I actually prefer him with make-up than "normal" looking. Really brings out his face expressions
@michelthegreatable
@michelthegreatable 13 лет назад
the greeks ran the first marathon, died, and now we're afraid of running. we've moved on to making sure the pork is cooked properly.
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