Eddy Merckx is now Remco Evenepoel's Official Ball Licker 

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Just imagine if he took up break dancing. Could have had 3 Golds.

This channel has become my primary source of all things cycling.

Uncle Cycling 'Ighlights - the real U.C.I , again another legendary episode.

Imagine being over 70 and bullying a 21yo

Cleaner than ME, ME is Eddy's initials backwards, EM!

Remco, the Plaster of . . . Paris!

mr eddy doesnt critice , he advises, like all enlightened beings do, so the chosen one listened and has risen to eternal glory

Eddy Merckx, how I used to talk about his victories, the poster I had of him on my wall when I was in my 20s.

Beau Hamburger is a happy meal in France.

Please explain the nicknames of Valverde and Indurain? One sounds like peaty and the other innervit. I NEED to know. Bless you!

how to succeed in life, be a narcissistic psychopathic cheat. and then cling on until death. sad.

@2:10 You know your boozing problem has gotten out of hand when you are sleeping off your benders in ravines amidst rubbish and poison oak while in full kit.

Elderly Murks

I'm Belgian and there hasnt been any "beef" between him and Remco.. "four years non-stop criticism", just complete bullshit. What has Merckx done to you?

Wow, I didn't know that Axel and Dygert were family destroyers. Cycling is just one big doping mafia.

When Eddy sees or seize Remco's Big Balls, he shouts . . . Oh, BULGE-ium!

Always a Dane... what would we do with uncle cyclinghighlights?

EPO is in the middle of his last name..NOT. A. Coincidence!

There's always a Dane. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am shocked you missed the golden (teehee) opportunity to work in the Australian Olympic breakdancer who scored 0 points in this video to compare with Remco's equally impressive dance moves. Can we get a dance-off breakdown reaction to the 2 of them busting moves in the future? During a slow time in the off-season of course, so as not to interfere with celebrating any dopers victories.

Remco must have human blood. Poggi’s alien blood may be strong but has less fatigue resistance so he was unable to ride the Olympics.

As you once said: The anfetaminico Eddy Mercks 😂😂😂

Yep, Eddy Merckx……my very first cycling hero….who turned out to be drug-assisted and now discredited, like pretty well all the rest of my cycling heroes🤷‍♂️

Dear Lord, Eddy is an untouchable person. Remco is a good man, and it's gratifying that he was successful at the Olympics. As for the Tour de Femmes, I am not aware if there are doping cases that need to be explained by you 😂 The Vuelta is also on the agenda, and I can tell you who will be attending and what cocktails have been prepared here.

Lowcost Lance sounds like Locust Lance. Kind of befitting since he plundered the sport like a locust plague

why does he call him focusyn?

Still he, and all the other racers, ride in the tremendous shadow of the greatest cyclist since Merckx... POGACAR. Races without Pog are more like a village race. Remco does great when Pog does not race...

18:15 Your advice is well intentioned, but....Come on.....When your nickname is THE CANNIBAL, what do you expect? Remco wants to be liked by the greatest doped....errrr....winningest cyclist in history.....The cannibal, by nature, uses EVERYONE for his economical and social interests (his own kids included)....He literally 'eats up' all attention for himself, and hates to share it......whether on the bike, selling bikes, being around people who ride bikes. He is THE CANNIBAL.

Well, maybe someday Remco will also be a dinosaur, eh? Remember too that dinosaurs, due to their size, will do what they want to do. So, let Eddy be the dinosaur for now. He earned it.

Wow I didn't realize Chloe was dating Axl. That's kinda gross...

Why is the yellow wrist band seller called 'low cost'? is it because of that cheap yellow thing? or is it because he created a more systematic way of taking juice doing blood work and all those, effectively making it low cost for all? do you think the purple face swimming team followed his routines? or are they on sth totally different? last min change of bike in Paris. if the puncture was staged, could that change hide sth that might shock the world, things could generate power from battery for example...?

Episode about mainly Belgium riders, but there’s always a Dane 🤣🤣🤣 And a pic of low cost thrown in 🤣🤣🤣 If Remco really did have ADHD then cycling would be plenty enough treatment, it just amazes me he’s allowed to get away with prescribed amphetamines

What a mess.

Merckx gives me the creeps

Better cycling performance thru amphetamines

"...a kick to the noble parts...". 🤣Gold, thanks for the laugh Uncle.

Merckx tested positive 3 times in an era when a rider tested positve one of every 200 times that was on doped. Everyone is cleaner than him. Nowadays he would have been kicked out of the sport after the second time.

Eddy loves CAV too.

He loves me...he loves me not. Or, whichever way the wind is blowing as long as it blows toward the $ pot so too will the hangers on.

Wow, the respect or lack there of … what is amazing to see is when that Fraudulent piece of work that cheated his way right through his career. You know Lance Armstrong opening his pie hole once again at this years Tour….