Eggerson Keaveney // Jazz Emu 

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This man is my favorite content creator

My apologies to Eggerson for watching this on my phone and therefore scaling him down

Eggerson Keaveney is the level of mental stability that I aspire to be.

hell yeah the emu strikes again and this time with NO MERCY

My favorite part is when Emu replaces the old, boring people on the money with two equally old people before getting to himself and Eggerson.

Just saw Sam Campbell on Taskmaster and went, "Wait, is that *the* Eggerson Keaveney?!?"

There are countless wonderful things about this video. Some of my favorites 1. The contactless-only man reaching out and touching the cash while saying contactless only. 2. It seems like these two are strangers at first, but then they both say Eggerson Keaveney in unison 3. Eggerson Keaveney is a freakin fantastic name. It’s so catchy. 4. The beautiful pink font and how it hovers around Eggerson 5. I don’t know why learning that Eggerson served in the US Navy is so funny to me, but it is. 6. Eggerson’s pet is an icon.

I love how the main justification of putting himself on the £20 note is being "okay at cooking"

I'm convinced that every time Jazz Emu makes a new song, the universe does a little jig. Pure gold right here.

Eggerson Keaveney is even on Taskmaster, what an incredible guy!

the "oh yes pls" at 0:32 was delivered with such charisma and fervor. truly one of the most powerful lines to be delivered this year.

Sam Campbell was great as Eggerson. Have been listening to this one a lot. A lot of the reason it's got legs for me IMO is I feel like I've met one or two Eggersons. A guy who one or several people have a really high opinion on, displays more confidence than I'll ever feel in my entire lifetime, and has absolutely *no understandable reason* to warrant it. Sam captured it perfectly.

At approximately 3:57, existence of the Hœrgüpjelly was confirmed. It was even seen in the shape of a muesli bar, which may be a reference to its supposed taste. Needless to say, this is the single largest discovery of our generation, and could have unprecedented ramifications that affect the entire globe.

Eggerson Keaveney was the finest sailor I've ever had the privilege of serving with. I would gladly go lifer if he re-enlisted.

1:01 "Wait, wait, what about the Fifty? *The big one?*" greatest bit of foreshadowing in ̶c̶i̶n̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ music history

Everytime I think I think one of your songs is the best, your new ones break the mold. Holy fuckn groove.

Watching Taskmaster recently wondering "Where have I seen Sam Campbell before" - HE'S ONLY F*CKING EGGERSON KEAVENEY!

Naming my first born Eggerson is the only worthy tribut to this masterpiece

I practically screamed when i saw Mark Silcox in Jazz Emu music video. I promise to never ever forget the love Jazz Emu has for me.

I think I'm the only person that saw this and thought that's Sam Campbell that was on taskmaster as opposed to watching taskmaster and thinking "that's eggerson keaveney"

I love that Jazz Emu can just make a song go anywhere and you'll never expect it

How could I possibly attempt to describe Jazz Emu's humor and music to someone unfamiliar?

Came here from recommendation of Tom cardy, not disappointed. You have a new subscriber.

Eggerson Keaveney is on taskmaster! And he knew that the leafblower and the teddy bear were of roughly equal weight. What a legend.

I constantly catch myself saying "oh yes please..." in practically every circumstance.

I can only make the wildest speculations as to what could possibly have served as the inspiration for this, but I'm happy it exists, regardless.

Ahahaha the little cars!!! And of course Hoergupjelly candy!! It's beautiful.

Holy fuck - when I first saw Sam Campbell on Taskmaster, I thought he looked familiar. I watched his standup specials on RU-vid, I was randomly recommended the DVD logo anthem, recommendations compel this video before my crispy eyeballs too, and there Sam Campbell is - the original exposure I had to him finally came full circle. It makes so much sense now. Sam Campbell can have my firstborn child as long as it's part of a meandering tirade to make a postmodernist performative point.

Your content is so incredibly unique and creative I think generations from now will still talk about Jazz Emu, the legendary content creator, musician, artist, style icon.

Jazz Emu is the epitome of chaotic neutral

The Jazz Emu team is amazing, a lot of people don't read descriptions and I just wanna point the amazing job by Hunter Allen and Hudson Hughes who worked on these videos. Great job to all of you.

no matter how many times I watch this, the delivery of the scream at 2:30 kills me

Jazz Emu made me feel like a friday mid week.

Eggerson keaveny having a thick Australian accent out of nowhere is philosophically accurate

I absolutely LOVE the flips between falsetto and his normal tone in this song.. The melody is just so catchy!

Came here after watching Season 16 of Taskmaster and definitely did a double take seeing Sam starring here. Emu, if you ever get the opportunity to be on Taskmaster, you would absolutely slay out there!!

I didn’t know I needed a Jazz Emu and Sam Campbell colab but now I can’t live my life without it

Sam Campbell (aka Eggerson) has had me drowning in tears of laughter. He fully deserves to be on the fifty.

You totally won my heart over in the first few seconds by having the legends Mark Silcox and THE Eggerson Keaveney join ya for this. What a bop!

PREPOSTEROUSLY funky

3:28 the detail in this video is astonishing. Even down to the protein bar labels. What a work of genius. 👏🏻 Bravo, once again, gentlemen.

Fun Fact, the official track has a scat segment by Robert the Grub. Send it Robert.

Let's go! Two Jazz Emu songs in around a month! Your music is really cool and you're good at just making a concept into something musical, well done!

I would pay for an "I'm with Eggerson" Shirt, paired with an "I'm Eggerson Keaveney" Shirt With eggerson written in that (1:13) font

Never in my life has a lyric had more hype and inpact as '27 empties in the bushes'.

Mr. Emu, I daresay you've done it again. Your falsetto is ecstasy, your rhythms, intoxicating.

Really been enjoying Eggerson on Taskmaster season 16

I wonder if this Jimmy Slim ever thought he’d grow up to be a professional Skin Flap Technician. Love the new tune as always!

🎼"he tells me that the TWENTEH, sEvEHN, EMPTEHS, in the BUH-SHEZ" drop really hit me in the soul. i think i relooped it like 26 times... that is such a great flourish "whenever he goes shop-ping he picks up - things and he drops them" 🎶 top 5 best ever. along with PHONE CALL - PINEAPPLE and You can just keep em. im waiting fo the 5th best.

omg I have watched this like 15 times and just realized that Eggerson picks up hoergupjelly at 3:58. sensational

As an up-and-coming English teacher, i can confirm this song is DEEP

My brain just exploded. The humor, the rhythms, the progression, the melody, the delivery, the mole on the skin flap! Per-Fucking-Fection.

Omg it's Australia's crown jewel Sam Campbell! I am very happy about this

if I had a penny for every time a taskmaster contestant appeared in a Jazz emu video I'd have 2 pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

I'm not really sure why this came up on my recommended feed, but I am very glad it did.

This was my number one song of 2023.

"Here he is holding twO drinks!"

The casting of this video alone is deserving of endless praise.

SO FUNKY!!! This song is awesome as usual and hilarious to boot. Every upload is a comedic and musical 17-course meal of emu egg flavored deliciousness.

At 0:06 ummm what is that behind the jar of mayonnaise?

I love that the antique seller guy already knew Eggerson Keaveney's name when Jazz Emu mentioned his best friend, like Eggerson is a globally known figure

For those not in the know, the ‘grub’ named Robert is portrayed using a puppet toy called a Boglin. I have one that was passed down to me from my uncle (he probably had his in the 80’s), so I wonder how Mr. Emu got one.🤔

Always thought Eggerson had a mentally stable vibe, glad to know it’s true

Eggerson Keaveney is going to be so pissed when he finds out he got scaled down to the size of my monitor.

Why do I keep coming back to this every single day oh my god even the intro is unskippable this is so good and hypnotic

I love how the old man already knows who eggerson is

When this video was first released, its title was 'sorry we only take contactless'. Having not known about Jazz Emu before, I thought that the build-up into the song about Eggerson Keaveney was the most random thing ever!

I started this video and thought the sketch was funny. Then when the song hit I realized I had no idea what I was in for. This is full tang.

No way did he get Mark Silcox to do this, what a legendary piece of art 😭😭😭

No idea why this ain’t more popular. 100% going to be in my top 5 on Spotify this year.

Jazz Emu lives in a utopian world and we just exist to watch him live it.

Thank you cats does countdown. This guy is a gem!

The horns melody is a fuckin' riot, the funkiest vibes. Like 100% more of that, if you would. And the rest is like, pretty good too or whatever.

I smiled so wide once I saw the Jazz Emu notification

Why is this so underrated ❤

I would love to spend some time with Eggerson Keavney.

Glad to see Eggerson on Taskmaster

I like how the dude still reached for his money even though they only accept contactless.

Every time I watch this I can't help but laughing uncontrollably at 1:39

love the AI generated friends lmao

How does this not have millions of views?!

Just found out that Eggerson is now on Taskmaster, but for some strange reason is going by an alias of Sam Campbell.

2:33 ⚠️Robert is dangerous⚠️

I audibly gasped when i saw mark silcox

OMGOSH PLEASE BE ON TASKMASTER

This man is everything I aspire to be 😌

Jazz Emu and Eggerson Keaveney are a welcome balm to my aching soul in these injurious times. Absolute jam.

I love that this is an absolute banger, and a hilarious skit at the same time. Awesome channel.

The beginning of this is my favorite comedy skit.

this is so underrated

honestly you should be the next candidate for the 2024 eurovision song contest because your style is so silly and different to others. i honestly think you could easily make the best silliest song eurovision has ever seen.

3:54 the horns / synths combo is unparalleled

I always underestimate just how moving a jazzemu song can be

Father, it has been too long, please bless our ears with more musical marvels, for I cannot wait any longer.

The Hoergüpjelly bar... I need it

Man I thought "I would rather" was amazing, this has got to be my favorite video on the whole youtube platform.

Yet another amazing jam from my favorite artist, can’t wait for the next album

Brian David Gilbert, Jazz Emu, and Daniel Thrasher together... it needs to happen... this match made in heaven!

love mark silcox just being randomly everywhere it feels like.