Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes 

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So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.

Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff

"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay." Idk about that one

In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes

Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.

"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale." Capitalism

Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”

I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.

seems like this challenge has... taken its toll

Ah yes, the “inflation” run. This was a fun one. Rando no-hit vid when?

> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available > Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money > Exploits unpaid labor > Effortlessly blows past everything > Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore > Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...

That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic

Dont let EA personnel watch this video

I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10

Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it

Elden Ring: EA Edition

i LOVE this editing. the numbers around the runes is soo well done

Honestly, Twiggy Cracked Tear is overpowered for this run.

The cut at 17:46 is nuts, i replayed that so many times and it's so damn clean.

Can we appreciate the editing on this video?? It's honestly so impressive

Elden Ring: Real Life Simulator

"The more I make the more I gotta pay." -- damn, I wish that were real

This mod is nuts! Serious props to the people who can do this stuff.

Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft

Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all

When do we get a video on your incredible No Hit Random ?

statistically only like, two people are going to care but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect

Miyazaki forcing Aggy to wait this long for the DLC has made him a capitalist😢

3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.

"just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay." You got that one wrong chief!

This run is genuinely the most emotion I've ever heard from this man and his dead soul

The "how will i ever recover financially from this" run

37:08 that falling animation was hilarious

They title should have been: “Elden Ring by Activision”

You know its going to be a good hour when Aggy uploads again

i first saw this live and never expected to see it frl great job aggy love ur content

If EA Made Elden Ring:

"I don't have to try that hard" While fighting Beast Clergyman/Maliketh. The boss that nearly made me burn my house down

Lot of fun to watch and impressive af

the transition in the malenia fight from the first reposte to the second one made me so happy

Finally aggy feeds us with another banger

I love American health care

i would commit tax evasion in this run

55:48 that transition was so smooth it had be confused for a minute

When you need that walking around money.

Wow. Awesome work aggy. You made difficult parts look easy. 👍

If EA created Elden Ring...

Just when you thought the Lands Between couldnt get worse

Someone said nihil was covered by the warranty lmao

Oh hey 1 minute, that’s pretty neat, love your videos btw

E.A Execs *heavy breathing* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

Morgott really laying the taxes heavy on the lands between

17:36 bro tried to parry the wind

Nice video as always and interesting challenge run, cheers from Germany

Takes action economy to a whole new level.

I wanna do this for ds3 and 1, making me learn how to code productively, how dare. love the idea lad keep' it up

The ad parts got me questioning what happened behind the scenes lol

"Local Beff Jezos went broke hitting naked woman, cosumed demigods for sunken cost."

Within one minute there's something wrong... I pay more in taxes than most billionaires.

Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas: Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare? Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay? When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation? When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make? If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer? Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut? If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you? Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die? If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time? If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty? When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight? If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again? Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have? Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?

This is peak elden ring content, can't wait for the dlc

This challenge could have been so much worse. Pay to rest at grace, pay to summon torrent, pay to unsummon torrent, pay to summon ashes, pay to teleport, death tax, etc. Would've made it just rage inducing.

I will hate them for the rest of my life 2! 😂 interesting play through

Ah, the new DLC, Elden Ring -The Shadow of Ubisoft

Jeff Besos as a thief, i see what you did there!

The Celebrant's weapons have never sounded so optimal

This reminds me of when I played through Dark Souls 2 (NG+) with just the hexes that cost money to use 😂

great video dude

Wat. I have never seen that combo on Marge. Maybe I’m just stupid, but even after torch and punch only, where the fights are so long you actually just know every boss after that, Ive never come across that. Like most ER Videos I watch my brain always jumps to the move I’d make, but that straight up gave me nothing. Neither the diagonal downslash nor the double pirouette…

Didn't take the Siofra elevator at the end of the run / 10.

I think this run has demonstrated how invaluable it is to run past enemies instead of just walking and letting them catch up to you

If Elden ring was a live service game

Moving? Fighting? Dodging? You want to do these things? They’re yours my friend, as long as you have enough runes

This would’ve been such a great challenge run if it didn’t stop being a challenge after the first few bosses.

28:31 lol I'm surprised you didn't see this one coming

I wanna see a collab somehow between you and jabo switching speed runs and see you try his fallout 4 challenges and vice versa

This run is what people mean when they say “there are two constants in life Death and Taxes”

I like the idea of makong elden ring into a live service game. Sinilar to the random fog gates, you have to pay runes to enter areas. It would be neat if you could add to the challenge that the world doesnt reset when touching a site of grace

this truly is the ea of dark souls games

This needs to be an actual speedrun category lmao

I don't think I've seen such a relatively passive gideon in my life

Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.

Elden Ring, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

Bro brought the economy to Elden ring

"The more I make, the more I gotta pay" bro lives in some kind of fantasy world where the rich pay their taxes lol

communism when?

I love your videos, keep making us laugh👑👑🥰

man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP

Continued use of Bloodhound's Fang draws my ire, however, it is very in-character for Jeff Bezos, so I shall let it slide. For now.

51:08 Yo, This Transition Was Clean As Hell!!

Here's one: A mod where every time you die, all your controls are randomly remapped and you can't view or manually change them.

Would've been cool to see him use the celebrants skull as his weapon since it gives runes on hit

"There I helped" had me.

Lmao, bless that guy in chat who made the EAlden Ring joke.

This is what Elden ring would of been like if EA made it

Real life in elden ring

38:46 **Looks at rune** **PTSD triggered**

The EA run.

When the most replayed part of the video is the sponsored section XD