Magic Missle? Awww - you need to name your pedals after Dungeons & Dragons themes! Magic Spells! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Acid Splash! Beast Bond! Cloud of Daggers! I must quest to Boston to find the Illustrious Pedal Factory of Wonders!
Oh good. Just what the world needs, another guitarist who probably thinks even a low gain transparent overdrive is too noisy and unwieldy to treat us all to a battery of boring music to lull asleep asleep at the wheel in the middle of the day. Hey, plunging over a guardrail into permanent darkness in the valley below is at least better than being the type of trite facsimile of a person who hates on something like the Eldritch Blast.