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Ever wondered what would happen if elevator's didn't have buttons and relied on vocal recognition instead?

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@rholyoak
@rholyoak 10 месяцев назад
For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.
@Filthypunkrocker
@Filthypunkrocker 4 месяца назад
same
@alisakhrom
@alisakhrom 4 месяца назад
Me too!
@marionalexander8204
@marionalexander8204 2 месяца назад
Same !! 😂
@custerranch
@custerranch 23 дня назад
Or say it 😂😂
@janskeet1382
@janskeet1382 7 дней назад
Every time we hear, ‘Eleven’ my son and I chant this Eleven under our breath.
@Hatsumomo1984
@Hatsumomo1984 Год назад
"where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣
@FerdinandGamelin
@FerdinandGamelin Год назад
Дублин в Америке 😂. вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨
@alexandermaddox8695
@alexandermaddox8695 Год назад
​@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!
@DragonCat
@DragonCat Год назад
@@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂
@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196
@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 Год назад
I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)
@Umbra16
@Umbra16 Год назад
@@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.
@stdesy
@stdesy Год назад
"Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead
@bradstensland506
@bradstensland506 Год назад
Deck Van Dyke!!! lol
@conorsmith8551
@conorsmith8551 Год назад
I said dead in a Scottish accent there as deeeed hahahaha
@Leeann-rz3ei
@Leeann-rz3ei 8 месяцев назад
​@@conorsmith8551I love lifts!
@akent6393
@akent6393 4 года назад
This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.
@Salliana_Of_Suramar
@Salliana_Of_Suramar Год назад
they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....
@yunusozkan8969
@yunusozkan8969 Год назад
they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it
@VoidMoonstone696
@VoidMoonstone696 Год назад
Me and my friend is going to re act that
@konstantin.v
@konstantin.v Год назад
@@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁
@opticnerve8927
@opticnerve8927 Год назад
Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉
@EthanSmith-qg9bn
@EthanSmith-qg9bn 2 года назад
“Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣
@alessandroarcuri209
@alessandroarcuri209 Год назад
YA' KØÜ! 🤣🤣🤣
@ChimeraLotietheBunny
@ChimeraLotietheBunny Год назад
Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it
@Starmadien2019
@Starmadien2019 Год назад
Good Omens did one
@Darklor_WCF
@Darklor_WCF 10 месяцев назад
The original is from the movie Carwash
@lucashfaria98
@lucashfaria98 4 месяца назад
"You have not selected a floor" "AYE WE HAVE!!!"
@melissag9160
@melissag9160 Год назад
I wanted to see someone else say "eleven" the same way and have the elevator go up as the two Scotsmen silently implode.
@theidiotic_one
@theidiotic_one Год назад
The video:eleven The subtitles: I love Ben
@gabrielmlocik5049
@gabrielmlocik5049 2 месяца назад
And "a weapon"... RU-vid made the irony on whole level.
@threepwood56
@threepwood56 3 года назад
Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.
@cmyk8964
@cmyk8964 Год назад
“I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV
@zoli6692
@zoli6692 11 месяцев назад
I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?
@Slyarno2795
@Slyarno2795 8 месяцев назад
I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.
@jacquelinehauser220
@jacquelinehauser220 6 месяцев назад
Eleven
@genls
@genls 5 месяцев назад
Should have tried eleven
@patticake5367
@patticake5367 Год назад
Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition
@alicek.4714
@alicek.4714 5 месяцев назад
I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition. Funny thing is I like everything Scottish. Never thought these things are related, haha
@cathicook2586
@cathicook2586 8 месяцев назад
I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them. EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 12 дней назад
What's funny is the GPS unit I got from my father spoke in an American accent so poorly (it was made in Germany!) that I couldn't stop laughing. This was too distracting so I fumbled through the accent settings to find whatever the hell I could understand best. I would try driving around while it gave me directions, switching the accent settings whenever I kept getting confused. Lo and behold, the Swiss-German accent worked best and I am NEITHER! I don't know why the hell it was the easiest to understand.
@babuma81
@babuma81 Год назад
OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.
@berkaykoclar4953
@berkaykoclar4953 Год назад
Yes
@inyobill
@inyobill Год назад
We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.
@KrystleLow
@KrystleLow 5 месяцев назад
Probably made her week! 🤣
@SupraBot78
@SupraBot78 3 месяца назад
🤣
@blaze4111
@blaze4111 4 месяца назад
"you have not selected a floor" "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"
@bentuovila5296
@bentuovila5296 7 месяцев назад
It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.
@RinioNightcore
@RinioNightcore Месяц назад
Anyone here 2024?♡
@thekiller_3393
@thekiller_3393 Месяц назад
Yo
@fmarkcovert149
@fmarkcovert149 Месяц назад
FREEDOM!!!
@jacekbigos1175
@jacekbigos1175 Месяц назад
Still 😅
@_Shuken_
@_Shuken_ 28 дней назад
Hey
@odnakolive3635
@odnakolive3635 24 дня назад
Да
@Nathalia_Martins
@Nathalia_Martins Год назад
The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅
@slowerthinker
@slowerthinker Год назад
"jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)
@Nathalia_Martins
@Nathalia_Martins Год назад
@@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜
@bethel1019
@bethel1019 Год назад
Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂
@BK-is5fj
@BK-is5fj Год назад
“England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂
@SethanderWald
@SethanderWald Год назад
Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂
@brianoneill7186
@brianoneill7186 Год назад
Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'
@zereprotsenzerep652
@zereprotsenzerep652 Год назад
When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.
@drivesmecrazy1000
@drivesmecrazy1000 7 лет назад
These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.
@ScottishDrumLessons
@ScottishDrumLessons Год назад
Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video. Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"
@tequilacollins
@tequilacollins Год назад
And prob for 11 months & 3 weeks, he would just roll his eyes. 😀
@ScottishDrumLessons
@ScottishDrumLessons Год назад
@@tequilacollins He actually LOVED it :-) My younger boy lis looking forward to his turn to be called it also
@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler
@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler 8 месяцев назад
I'm on chapter 11 rn lol
@zokisr.1688
@zokisr.1688 Месяц назад
did u call him with an English or American accent 😂😂😂
@woodrude78
@woodrude78 3 месяца назад
"Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊
@UTVilla
@UTVilla Месяц назад
Probably the best sketch in comedy history
@TheStoneageRomeo
@TheStoneageRomeo 4 года назад
Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.
@jamescarr4662
@jamescarr4662 10 месяцев назад
You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'
@marcelkuijper8240
@marcelkuijper8240 3 месяца назад
I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's. That didn't work either. Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means. And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time. It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN! My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"
@aninewforest
@aninewforest Год назад
I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.
@shafiqa2
@shafiqa2 6 лет назад
I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!
@sevvra
@sevvra Год назад
my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕
@user-xt6qo2jb9l
@user-xt6qo2jb9l Год назад
Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)
@user-xt7ne4ov3t
@user-xt7ne4ov3t 10 месяцев назад
My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago And I’m here because… Idk I just like Sco’land
@clopyify
@clopyify 4 года назад
Plot twist: there were only 10 floors
@tabby5067
@tabby5067 Год назад
OMG
@mugthemagpie3001
@mugthemagpie3001 3 месяца назад
I did not think of that.
@cz2301
@cz2301 3 месяца назад
This explains it all lol
@ekathe85
@ekathe85 Месяц назад
Wasn't it the Nigel Tufnel Plaza?
@badgermacfeegal618
@badgermacfeegal618 11 месяцев назад
This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!
@winistan
@winistan 4 года назад
This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!
@eepidoodle
@eepidoodle 10 месяцев назад
I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣
@volcaniicash6485
@volcaniicash6485 Год назад
After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.
@lukestadther1218
@lukestadther1218 9 месяцев назад
My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.
@vladimiracseri736
@vladimiracseri736 Месяц назад
Never ever gets old!! Only lived in Scotland for 7 years but honestly!!! The best really the best!!!
@curlymike
@curlymike Год назад
I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.
@hunting69doehle62
@hunting69doehle62 Месяц назад
I am German and can't wait that someone turns this into a sketch with Bavarians arguing with a High German voice regognition programme.
@CollectvlyUnconsious
@CollectvlyUnconsious 3 года назад
Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!
@ingridlaskova8526
@ingridlaskova8526 10 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅
@tihana13
@tihana13 8 месяцев назад
And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂
@Amethystar
@Amethystar 6 месяцев назад
I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"
@Rebeccaannjarvis
@Rebeccaannjarvis 6 месяцев назад
This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong
@daniellbondad6670
@daniellbondad6670 7 лет назад
Why does it sound a little low-toned? Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!
@catholicdad
@catholicdad Год назад
Lol, I heard "for months at it"
@MrMcFish219
@MrMcFish219 9 месяцев назад
@@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.
@Trynedge
@Trynedge 7 лет назад
Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD
@chrisgarczynski3552
@chrisgarczynski3552 7 месяцев назад
I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spozz6633
@spozz6633 5 месяцев назад
These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justasimpleman6015
@justasimpleman6015 11 месяцев назад
"ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard
@JaimieJo
@JaimieJo 3 года назад
This is a classic!
@andresinclair8282
@andresinclair8282 Год назад
This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣
@orsors2129
@orsors2129 7 месяцев назад
My belly hurts from laughing so hard.
@puggy1999
@puggy1999 7 лет назад
this is one of the best ones ever 😍
@suzystone244
@suzystone244 3 месяца назад
Priceless in this life and in the next❤
@OldschoolDJ_Gerd
@OldschoolDJ_Gerd Год назад
His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂
@MarshallRedmon01
@MarshallRedmon01 8 месяцев назад
It does
@jamescarr4662
@jamescarr4662 10 месяцев назад
Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble
@manuelagheorghitaionescu8068
@manuelagheorghitaionescu8068 6 месяцев назад
I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌
@Thegdee
@Thegdee 11 месяцев назад
Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...
@Moyles80
@Moyles80 Год назад
I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂
@ignacioferreiro194
@ignacioferreiro194 8 месяцев назад
Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado
@illbeyourstumbleine
@illbeyourstumbleine 8 месяцев назад
When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!
@123shaunstodd
@123shaunstodd 10 месяцев назад
Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working". Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.
@s0meone_like_everyone
@s0meone_like_everyone Год назад
My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀
@Yekb_Zhexan823
@Yekb_Zhexan823 Год назад
My absolute favourites
@mdkram
@mdkram 3 месяца назад
Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣
@SidGolan
@SidGolan 4 месяца назад
Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".
@Kovaelin
@Kovaelin Год назад
Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.
@VarmintLP
@VarmintLP 6 месяцев назад
even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.
@helenswan705
@helenswan705 Год назад
I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio Scotland. Thanks alexa!
@HugBear137
@HugBear137 7 месяцев назад
Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 4 года назад
"Yew from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?" BRILLIANT in joke about Mary Poppins.
@omp199
@omp199 Год назад
An in-joke is a joke that relies on knowledge that only the people sharing the joke have. Dick Van Dyke's performance in _Mary Poppins_ is common knowledge.
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Год назад
@@omp199 I'm guessing that nowadays there are lots of people who've never heard of Dick Van Dyke or Mary Poppins.
@omp199
@omp199 Год назад
@@IHateRU-vidHandles615 They are still pretty famous. The sequel to the film, _Mary Poppins Returns,_ came out only about four years ago, and Dick Van Dyke is still getting himself talked about in the news. Even if they weren't famous, it still wouldn't be an in-joke.
@jennypage2005
@jennypage2005 7 месяцев назад
Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.
@emmoerm
@emmoerm 4 года назад
Scotland SCOTLAND SCOTLAAAND FREEEEEEDOOOOOM
@berkaykoclar4953
@berkaykoclar4953 Год назад
Goin up?
@lindsayloo2709
@lindsayloo2709 Год назад
Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!
@MarshallRedmon01
@MarshallRedmon01 8 месяцев назад
SCOTLAND!!!!!
@georgeedwards8189
@georgeedwards8189 5 месяцев назад
@@MarshallRedmon01FREEDOM!!!!
@TheSnowUrzikDjinn
@TheSnowUrzikDjinn 10 месяцев назад
Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣
@tim_burton
@tim_burton Год назад
I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.
@DeploraBill59
@DeploraBill59 7 месяцев назад
FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)
@Molly_W
@Molly_W 6 месяцев назад
Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
@johndoeii8926
@johndoeii8926 Год назад
Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...
@charzz2363
@charzz2363 Год назад
Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂
@matwalker7274
@matwalker7274 9 месяцев назад
I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done. 'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??
@cocutts9301
@cocutts9301 Год назад
THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂
@TenshiNakano
@TenshiNakano 4 года назад
Plot twist... They needed to say "FLOOR eleven"
@manuelagheorghitaionescu8068
@manuelagheorghitaionescu8068 6 месяцев назад
Freedooooooom!
@martinwright8108
@martinwright8108 9 месяцев назад
it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs. Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha
@TheWPhilosopher
@TheWPhilosopher 8 месяцев назад
ten? As if that makes it any easier. 😅
@haden636
@haden636 Месяц назад
I can't get in an elevator and not think of this scene 😂
@robertdoyle9564
@robertdoyle9564 Год назад
I hang the phone up when they use voice recognition 😂
@REMdeSTIPEal
@REMdeSTIPEal 7 лет назад
Fantastic
@scarletsky2614
@scarletsky2614 Год назад
I'm pretty sure no matter how funny something is laugh tracks automatically make them much less so.
@christopherwelch136
@christopherwelch136 11 месяцев назад
Best skit ever.
@Aleron82
@Aleron82 Месяц назад
This skit will live forever! :D
@zyghom
@zyghom 7 месяцев назад
thx god I was sitting while watching ;-)
@madjenta3079
@madjenta3079 Месяц назад
I keep coming back, and laughing my ass off!! Perfect comedy!
@Airblazer
@Airblazer Год назад
2:38 always gets me...
@georgeedwards8189
@georgeedwards8189 5 месяцев назад
"SCOTLAND, YA BASTARD!"
@afonsoserra8017
@afonsoserra8017 Год назад
"Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"
@Sigismund5765
@Sigismund5765 5 месяцев назад
"You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"
@apocryphal_man
@apocryphal_man 4 месяца назад
The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂
@EdParnell
@EdParnell Год назад
Superb.
@althearia5546
@althearia5546 7 лет назад
That's a shame there is no subtitles, if you are a vocal recognition program you can understand it D:
@dylan-qq8uf
@dylan-qq8uf 6 лет назад
Althearya 2031 or Scottish ;)
@alfiegrace
@alfiegrace Месяц назад
Reminds me of my father who was born and raised in Auchinleck, Scotland.
@user-od3mt6lq7f
@user-od3mt6lq7f 6 месяцев назад
Brilliant
@fpostolache
@fpostolache 10 месяцев назад
I lol anytime I see it and there are many. Never got bored 👍
@Leeann-rz3ei
@Leeann-rz3ei 8 месяцев назад
I love lifts
@limbujr
@limbujr 5 месяцев назад
Freedom 😂😂😂
@legitimatelemon6580
@legitimatelemon6580 24 дня назад
I always love this😂😂
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