Ember's vasεctomy tangent |  

He needs to pump those numbers up.

do people really wank once a day?

Western standards maybe 😅 unless married..

Kinda what I was thinking. That's just once a day, isn't it? Honestly made me nervous that I might be farther gone than I assumed.

As a gooner that's way less than a weeks worth of crystal charging.

your avg 30 year probably could aswell if they arent in super bad shape.

Back in middle school busting was a full time job. Wake up, nut, go to school, come home, nut, Halo, dinner, nut, Halo until midnight, nut until 3AM, sleep, repeat.

@@hornmonk3zit tmi bro

​@@hornmonk3zitThis is why I read through comment sections. To find gems like this.

@@midknight9715 You're welcome.

The real test is 3+ a day.

@@Leon_Sullivan 3 is my limit. I'm totally done after 3.

​@@Leon_Sullivan 3+ is just a lot of wasted time

@@alondjeckto At this point in life I'd have to agree.

Most guys can exceed that just from the boredom wanks

That would be a great t-shirt design.

Women are equally as bad man.

Yeah. Lets just pray ember doesn't find out soon lol 😂

Sounds more like he cleared the chamber and forgot a full magazine was still attached...

Yeah you're supposed to wait a certain amount of time first.

Tbh that's a lot of wasted time.

yeah that sounds most likely of what happened

Pretty much. I know a lot of guys who have had vasectomies after becoming dads because "yeah I think we have enough kids, let's not have more" usually around the kid 2-3 range, and they all say there's a certain timeframe after the surgery where that stuff is all in there.

just say creampie weeaboo cringelord

brother i did 6 in a day once and i was wishing i was castrated by the end of it

There's probably just not a lot of info available on the average emission count of the average slob. Most guys wouldn't brag about having a high number for that stat, either, so the existing self-reported statistics are likely lower than the actual numbers.

coomermaxxing

Is this what Vergil meant when he said he needed more power?

yeah, no doctor myself, but I guess that was way off average. The appropriate frequency of cumming differs highly from person to person, but I'd consider more than twice a week is probably not necessary.

More like hourly.

​@l7986 No, like, the male hormone cycle is literally the female cycle but sped up, so it completes every day instead of every month

Didn’t know this was a thing. Does it have a name i can search up?

That...might fully explain why 'morning wood' exists. Could be wrong though

I can respect this level of honesty

You do minimum 4x per day?

@@jamasa007 Pretty much

Chat, this isn’t an edger. This is a high level gooner.

​@@TheNo15who the fuck is chat

Honestly every other day tends to be a really good rhythm.

@@Phoenix0F8 I pretty much go at it when I feel like it. It's how often I feel like it that fluctuates.

Yeah if he starts 25 days in for example

Well, often *relatively speaking*. It happens ~ 1 in 2000 men assuming correct aftercare. It’d be a non factor if the topic wasn’t farting out unwanted kids.

1/2000 is not "quite often". It's a rare phenomenon. What most likely happened is that they didn't waited until his S count reached 0 to do it unprotected

"healthy"? gooner moment

@@gamezerox "normal"? "healthy"? there is none. trust me, no woman wants a man with a gooning habit. it's embarassing for an adult man to lack the slightest amount of neocortex activation required to just not touch your willy like some raging hormonal m*ngoloid

@@hello-rq8kf Thank you for admiting your ignorance of human biology and human nature. Have a good day.

@@gamezerox ok gooner

@@hello-rq8kf Either you are a female, a underaged individual, or a femboy with no testosterone. A Normally functioning Male, has a very high drive... and needs to Pop at least once ever day. If you dont pop for few days... some of the sperm you eject actually comes out "gummy", like a gummy bear, or boogers. Gooning, is where you bring yourself to the point of almost popping... but keep yourself from popping (Edging), for very long periods of time (such as several hours worth). Its very different from just spending 3 to 10 minutes, to rub one out. Also, when I was with my EX... we were going at it, a minimum of twice a day... but many times we were at it 3x a day. She wanted it as much as myself... if not more. It got to the point where my PP was chafed from too much usage... and I needed a full week to recover. There is a huge misconception, that females dont like / want s3x as much as men. From the females I was with... that certainly was never the case.

I noticed it too right away, as a long time Iori player in KOF, that rhythm will never elude me.

So real for this.

gooner

@hello-rq8kf you have no idea what this word even mean.

no it's below mid

Study shows total abstinence from goonin fo 7 days can raise testerone baseline by 146% or something..

@@Goldenfish-o5p Studies shows that abstinence is a retarded concept usually pushed by men and women with negative sexapeal and no social skills.

In east they have family and Bible/quran study and holidays/war/kids/job..

wtf

@@Archimedes.5000 yep. Apparently it would break the social fabric of France.

Geniunely made me. Laugh i thought I was lacking testosterone after seeing these comments

also 200mg test is not very low lol, that's plenty for someone who isn't trying to get freakishly big

seek help

@@hello-rq8kf no

@@Sam-ip6co Seek waifus

Or theres just something wrong with western bois, its sad to see, they also underperforme and are awkward like in my country or become lgtv+

No, that's a minimum. When I had mine done the doc said come back for testing between 30 and 60 times.

Different drives. Some people run high, others don't.

Weak balls

porn addiction

​@@hello-rq8kf low t or high est as well.. prob resulting from the addiction or something related addiction..

@@hello-rq8kfPot calling the kettle black. Your recent comments are visible you know.