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EmpiresSMP but its just Hermes 

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as far as i can tell no one has done this yet?
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@asmi__
@asmi__ Год назад
I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand
@overripeschnitzel
@overripeschnitzel Год назад
joel tries to grab the item, takes the clothes, then puts it back immediately after *...and sausage completely derobes him 💀*
@skyp2358
@skyp2358 Год назад
@@overripeschnitzel pff- /lh
@Laura_Sim1235
@Laura_Sim1235 Год назад
You know how small children have the grip strength of a god (pun intended)
@rockassassin64
@rockassassin64 Год назад
As someone who has been working with Armor stands a lot lately I can sympathize it is a pain to take stuff from them.
@Galaxia_Moon
@Galaxia_Moon Год назад
AND LIZZE!
@overripeschnitzel
@overripeschnitzel Год назад
i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀
@Hermitcraft_X
@Hermitcraft_X 2 месяца назад
Every single message from Joel was dirty 👿 😂
@macy2762
@macy2762 2 месяца назад
@@Hermitcraft_Xreal 😂😂
@NotSuni
@NotSuni Месяц назад
Where
@catz4eva794
@catz4eva794 Месяц назад
SO IM NOT IMAGINING IT
@tammylynnthomasbarber8303
@tammylynnthomasbarber8303 21 день назад
It's funny lol😂
@x_fennec_x3457
@x_fennec_x3457 Год назад
The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂
@singingofsilver
@singingofsilver 4 месяца назад
Lizzie: ok we gotta be gentle- Sausage & Joel: *break the child.*
@macy2762
@macy2762 2 месяца назад
God I wish I could save this comment in my memory forever now 😂😂
@Bapa6766
@Bapa6766 Месяц назад
@@macy2762 I responded to this so you could come back and see this comment again
@Just_Bxth
@Just_Bxth 4 месяца назад
lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT* joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*
@kaoikikara
@kaoikikara Год назад
The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video
@LittleMissLacey-gg3tn
@LittleMissLacey-gg3tn 5 месяцев назад
Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂
@Carlos_oliveira
@Carlos_oliveira Год назад
"please use protection" 💀joel is implying that sausage was the dom top
@oatmeal5004
@oatmeal5004 Год назад
OMG YEAH XD
@theladybugduchess
@theladybugduchess Год назад
You couldn't torture this statement out of me, holy shit
@leefaegaming1285
@leefaegaming1285 Год назад
oh god I didn't realise what that meant until now O_O
@purgatoryproductions310
@purgatoryproductions310 Год назад
just like scott-
@Danjag
@Danjag Год назад
I wouldn't put my "protection" on display but whatever floats your boat sausage
@thecoralcat2247
@thecoralcat2247 Год назад
the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes
@kathiedietrich6338
@kathiedietrich6338 2 месяца назад
Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?
@horizonpenblade1288
@horizonpenblade1288 Месяц назад
Only when the anthropomorphic cat is babysitting
@Psgetthi
@Psgetthi Год назад
the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me
@pog4194
@pog4194 Год назад
It’s the ‘ Please use protection’ that killed me😭
@hikastrawb
@hikastrawb Месяц назад
he left something hard
@peteconway121
@peteconway121 Месяц назад
we can blow eachothers horns..😭
@everex1239
@everex1239 22 дня назад
“He loves your wood so much…”
@everex1239
@everex1239 22 дня назад
“Whenever you think of hard wood, think of daddy sausage”…
@mpumemthalane7147
@mpumemthalane7147 Год назад
I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents
@familyfungaming6925
@familyfungaming6925 Год назад
I mean he has the best babysitter though
@mohaksharma4550
@mohaksharma4550 4 месяца назад
​@@familyfungaming6925aunty Lizzie?
@familyfungaming6925
@familyfungaming6925 4 месяца назад
@@mohaksharma4550 yes Atleast I think that's what me from 9 months ago was saying I kinda forgot
@rainbowshowers
@rainbowshowers 4 месяца назад
@@StuckMoneyLMAO Aunty is correct too
@TheHypnosBunny
@TheHypnosBunny 3 месяца назад
@@StuckMoneyLMAO Then don't be that person. Some people spell it Aunty.
@PumkinSoup
@PumkinSoup Год назад
I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)
@arissamazumder
@arissamazumder Год назад
It feels the other way around tbh
@MoonyFBM
@MoonyFBM Месяц назад
(Ik it's a year late but) He is not confused or weirded out XD He's breaking character, haha
@alexeysimushov4971
@alexeysimushov4971 29 дней назад
Joel really embraced being a (Greek) god.
@shanesunil
@shanesunil Год назад
I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.
@10EightyPlays
@10EightyPlays Год назад
27 minutes and 40 seconds
@fungusbungus2378
@fungusbungus2378 Год назад
I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))
@Kat999xx
@Kat999xx Год назад
The dirty jokes, I just can't 🤣🤣Thank you for putting this together
@jimmyg3835
@jimmyg3835 Год назад
thay are so good
@aubriehalo
@aubriehalo Год назад
I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅
@deranged_dragon9471
@deranged_dragon9471 Месяц назад
If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....
@AstralArbourSys
@AstralArbourSys Месяц назад
He did tell Sausage to use protection
@Lil_Ch33r
@Lil_Ch33r Месяц назад
OH GREAT HEAVENS😂
@sillyblooperr
@sillyblooperr Месяц назад
and they can blow each others horns 🤨🤨 “Let’s blow god daddy’s horns”
@Jamieshere.andidc
@Jamieshere.andidc 24 дня назад
So that's why he said "please use protection" to sausage ☺️
@sleepycameltoe
@sleepycameltoe Месяц назад
13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭
@addie5735
@addie5735 Год назад
Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭
@lekkisa_isa2951
@lekkisa_isa2951 2 месяца назад
**Angry Scottish Noises**
@joiehauschild8144
@joiehauschild8144 Год назад
I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes
@ARareNobody609
@ARareNobody609 Год назад
I love how happy they both get when the see Hermes
@TYS1E
@TYS1E Год назад
the adult jokes are supreme 💀💀
@flamingtorrent2109
@flamingtorrent2109 Год назад
the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers. also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
@AubreyTh3Cat
@AubreyTh3Cat Год назад
I love how Hermes just goes back and forth between Joel and sausages empire
@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254
@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254 Год назад
Love how Joel got more and more attached
@AutumnSenpai
@AutumnSenpai Год назад
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
@azr3ii
@azr3ii Год назад
honestly slay
@GlitchyGem
@GlitchyGem Год назад
YOU NAMED YOURSELF HERMES? Please say you did.
@AutumnSenpai
@AutumnSenpai Год назад
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
@Hileavemealone
@Hileavemealone 6 месяцев назад
​@@AutumnSenpai No, no, it's valid Go(o)d name!
@doubleking7070
@doubleking7070 17 дней назад
This is why naming yourself is superior.
@OrangeFruitStand
@OrangeFruitStand Месяц назад
Just realizing now that Sausage gave Joel “head”. They certainly have a way of parenting
@kallamigmarre6137
@kallamigmarre6137 Год назад
I loved seing joels base grow from sauseges perspective.
@daisyrobinson4326
@daisyrobinson4326 Год назад
I found this literally the same day I thought: "what actually happened to Hermes?" Like, does anyone actually know what happened to Hermes?
@singingofsilver
@singingofsilver Год назад
...what _did_ happen to Hermes?
@simsley5501
@simsley5501 Год назад
Sausage just made a community post about his next episode with a pic of him and hermes, so maybe we’ll see hermes again soon?
@logicallyanxious
@logicallyanxious Год назад
@@simsley5501 we certainly did see hermes
@Crystalline_cos2548
@Crystalline_cos2548 Год назад
Most intense episode of empires ever.
@Silly-dino
@Silly-dino 3 месяца назад
I think hermes had more fun with lizzie than either of his dads
@enigma1326
@enigma1326 Год назад
Lesson learned....don't drink sodapop when watching Empires/Hermitcraft/Life Series......pop out of the nose is NOT fun
@simsley5501
@simsley5501 Год назад
Y’know, I always thought sausage was going in hard (😉) with the innuendos, but joel is a MENACE
@rexelism
@rexelism Год назад
I love how they nervously laugh after reading the questionable signs
@aliyakrebs8754
@aliyakrebs8754 Год назад
Lizzie is definitely a better babysitter than Joel is.
@deyynskiartz8169
@deyynskiartz8169 Год назад
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254
@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254 Год назад
I love how the messages just go dirtier and dirtier 😭
@stirfryfox
@stirfryfox 3 месяца назад
The inappropriate jokes are comedy gold ☠️
@ivyart3737
@ivyart3737 Год назад
I love how they interact and I love those jokes 😂😂
@lilac_madishul9365
@lilac_madishul9365 25 дней назад
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
@leefaegaming1285
@leefaegaming1285 Год назад
Does anyone else think that this little guy will go around the server and visit every one at some point?
@ingambsr
@ingambsr Год назад
That’ll be so cute😭
@hoichinghaileyau
@hoichinghaileyau 4 месяца назад
true
@Crystalline_cos2548
@Crystalline_cos2548 Год назад
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
@MrFinchy_Wing
@MrFinchy_Wing 3 месяца назад
'Angry scottish noises' I love it
@kaavyaachheda
@kaavyaachheda Год назад
I love how this is kinda sus... and they know it but try to keep it family friendly
@ashees_lol
@ashees_lol 5 месяцев назад
the fact that Sausage fed Bubbles chocolate chip cookies which kills dogs 💀 and Sausage committed Animal Cruelty in front of this child
@AquaEclipse324
@AquaEclipse324 3 месяца назад
I mean, Bubbles is alsp an interdimensional entity, so I guess she can digest chocolate for supernatural reasons…?
@ashees_lol
@ashees_lol 3 месяца назад
@@AquaEclipse324 idk man... jus saying chocolate aint good for bubbles
@sgorby
@sgorby Год назад
Just found my new favorite video
@hannahvasby-burnie2477
@hannahvasby-burnie2477 Год назад
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
@lulq_
@lulq_ 5 месяцев назад
This video is so funny 😭 Joel’s jokes and sausage’s excitement
@talkabtgrey
@talkabtgrey Год назад
HAHA I LOVE HOW THEY NEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. The jokes are making me die rn
@irishjournalgaming
@irishjournalgaming Месяц назад
My favorite part is how they accidentally undress Hermes each time and just keep apologizing
@mellothehufflepuff976
@mellothehufflepuff976 Месяц назад
the amount of dirty jokes they both do is actually hillarious
@maricraaft3756
@maricraaft3756 4 месяца назад
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
@dnieto1466
@dnieto1466 Год назад
Nothing, but Hermes with his fathers
@Lesbofroggy
@Lesbofroggy Год назад
and his aunty lizzie that is totally very resposible ;)
@dnieto1466
@dnieto1466 Год назад
@@Lesbofroggy yup
@noitavlas
@noitavlas 3 месяца назад
Joel was GOING FOR IT holy shit LMAO
@zihan4056
@zihan4056 Месяц назад
The dirty joke are going crazy 😂😂😂😂
@YourLocalTransDemiboy
@YourLocalTransDemiboy Год назад
“Thunder Daddy” lol
@user-be5mb6lq4q
@user-be5mb6lq4q Месяц назад
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
@theecuadorables6321
@theecuadorables6321 Месяц назад
Hermes: the greek god of mail delivery xD
@user-fv7wl5ix3i
@user-fv7wl5ix3i Месяц назад
IM CACKLING AT THISBLMFAO
@singingofsilver
@singingofsilver 4 месяца назад
12:16 SAUSAGE NO THEY'RE *CHOCOLATE* CHIP-
@GachaLiferNewAndImproved
@GachaLiferNewAndImproved Месяц назад
Isn't Auntie Lizzie also Hermes step-mum? I should not have thoke this thought.
@pixelturtle5041
@pixelturtle5041 3 месяца назад
i love how the horn was feel 💀
@StuckMoneyLMAO
@StuckMoneyLMAO 4 месяца назад
I like how they communicate through signs😂
@RemerRats
@RemerRats Год назад
He’s the best character, Hermes supremacy
@Sweet0rangeJu1ce
@Sweet0rangeJu1ce 3 месяца назад
THE FIRST INNUENDO TOOK ME OUT, I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND SCROLL THROUGH THE COMMENTS.
@sorenstarlander
@sorenstarlander Год назад
I forgot how much I adore Hermes! I need to get back into watching Joel and Sausage's POVs
@AndreWhite-ig7xz
@AndreWhite-ig7xz Месяц назад
The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂
@Astar_Viva
@Astar_Viva Год назад
I love the jokes and their reactions to it
@Pun_luck
@Pun_luck 4 месяца назад
It keeps getting more and more inappropriate boy still somehow appropriate-
@sunlakestar2549
@sunlakestar2549 Год назад
I got to 18:57 before I had to pause 😂😂 I can't with these, I haven't seen these perspectives yet and I'm dead 😂😂
@hongjuanxu3164
@hongjuanxu3164 Месяц назад
someone walks in to sausage talking to himslef
@MURATA_LOVE_ONLY
@MURATA_LOVE_ONLY Год назад
The amount of times I got dirty minded in this video killed me😂
@kittenredkat
@kittenredkat Год назад
ANGRY SCOTTISH NOISES. XD
@Just1boba
@Just1boba Год назад
I love the jokes they made..😂😢
@purpledarkness84
@purpledarkness84 Год назад
I just realised that sausage fed bubbles chocolate chips
@50d4c4p
@50d4c4p 4 месяца назад
*"you little ball of chaos i am so-😾* *"...."* *"PROUD OF YOU🥹"*
@hoichinghaileyau
@hoichinghaileyau 3 месяца назад
best line ever
@50d4c4p
@50d4c4p 3 месяца назад
@@hoichinghaileyau fr!
@AmberDore
@AmberDore Год назад
this whole video is just dirty jokes.
@wafflesgumofficial
@wafflesgumofficial Год назад
This is just too cute and wholesome :)
@savvathun4901
@savvathun4901 28 дней назад
I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day
@GoingSwimmingly
@GoingSwimmingly Год назад
Well I was wondering who Hermes was-
@GoingSwimmingly
@GoingSwimmingly Год назад
The more this video goes on, I just keep just,, switching languages of: “AAAAAAA” at the odd signs…
@randomwolf1374
@randomwolf1374 5 месяцев назад
The jokes get worse and worse XD
@fizzyduckz4443
@fizzyduckz4443 Месяц назад
2:25 idk why but this bit caught me off guard😭😭
@Naomi-jk4ri
@Naomi-jk4ri Год назад
anyone else noticing the "dirty jokes" that keep apearing {also im not fluent in english}
@little_moth
@little_moth Год назад
Oh absolutely I’m certain they were intentional (I’m in English person)
@leddik
@leddik Месяц назад
I love these bits with Hermes. I loved how long the bit went.
@chcolate_chip3020
@chcolate_chip3020 Год назад
Oh god the innuendos 😂
@RokkTheRock
@RokkTheRock Год назад
thunder daddy's thunder thighs
@AdrianaHoffmanisthebest
@AdrianaHoffmanisthebest 5 месяцев назад
New name: Empires out of Context
@mikaasav1193
@mikaasav1193 5 месяцев назад
I wonder who gave Hermes his purple clothes
@balls4751
@balls4751 Год назад
Everything they wrote is so dirty💀💀💀
@GenderfluidHoe
@GenderfluidHoe Год назад
I CANT I’M DYING OF LAUGHRWR HSLLP
@allisondavis2475
@allisondavis2475 2 месяца назад
This is great!! This was one of the best things about empires season 2. Thank you for leaving the context around each moment, too!
@DelightDevil
@DelightDevil 6 месяцев назад
HOW ARE THEY PG RU-vidRS!?!?!?😭😭
@Haja024
@Haja024 Месяц назад
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
@zwrulez185
@zwrulez185 6 месяцев назад
Criminal that we never got to find out the name of the axolotl
@maureenfenlon3260
@maureenfenlon3260 5 месяцев назад
Frr
@meeeg7029
@meeeg7029 Месяц назад
So like Sausage tops right? So Joel’s a power bottom?
@laleecookies1553
@laleecookies1553 5 месяцев назад
17:35 😭💀
@barneythedinosaur3559
@barneythedinosaur3559 Год назад
So cute but so dirty
@laleecookies1553
@laleecookies1553 5 месяцев назад
😭💀 18:43
@Kurukurukuruin.
@Kurukurukuruin. 3 месяца назад
I still want a part two
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 16 дней назад
“Joel gave us a child!” 😳
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 16 дней назад
“Please use protection” ✋😭
@BadgeBadge314
@BadgeBadge314 Месяц назад
4:44 "hhhhhard from other daddy""pffft excuse me?"
@alexeysimushov4971
@alexeysimushov4971 29 дней назад
Hermes had such bad childhood with these two, but hay, at least Lizzie tried her best
@lazy7705
@lazy7705 Год назад
I love this so much 😭❤️
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