[ENG SUB] If Kuzuha were to live together with his viewers [Nijisanji]

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Original stream: • 【Apex】触れておく【ランク】
Kuzuha's channel: / @kuzuha
Marshmallow: A Japanese Q&A site, where you can send users questions anonymously.
Kimagure cook: A Japanese RU-vid channel which focuses on cooking and preparing various seafood. The narrator Kaneko is known for his humorous commentary.
AEON: The largest retailer in Asia, ranging from convenience stores and supermarkets to shopping malls and specialty stores. AEON is Japan's single-largest shopping mall developer and operator.
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@lovesick_loser 2 года назад

kuzuha doesnt care about gender, all he wants is someone rich to provide for him and i respect that

@Maggie-ec3ej 2 года назад

My parents : Why do you suddenly want to become a CEO ? Me : It's complicated...

@rikalinh9526 2 года назад

I need a fanart with Kuzuha’s house filled with all the people that he said lmao

@spaghetti7180 2 года назад

watch it just be kanae dressed up in different outfits… doing different jobs around kuzuha’s house 😂

@rikalinh9526 2 года назад

@@spaghetti7180 even better, why not just draw all of the nijiJP bois in Kzh's house? we do have a legitimate CEO

@RhyeSachi 2 года назад

random dude: im a ceo kuzuha: 😀😀 whats your email address 😀

@tehra8463 2 года назад

Lol kuzuha's house filled with many various expert people and suddenly become a country

@ralph4084 2 года назад

Kuzuha picking up CEOs like it's Pokemon

@kachikufrvr8818 2 года назад

kuzuha was ready to marry that last guy 😂 the man just wants to live a comfortable life even if it means he needs to be a sugar baby for multiple people and i can respect that 😌

@Vitx0o 2 года назад

From leisurely thinking of getting a housemaid to wanting to become a CEO listener's sugar baby to arranging people inside shoeboxes based on their career... Kuzuha just built different

@20meu21 2 года назад

He needs a housekeeper who can cook, choose clothes for him, give him money sometimes...I'm sorry, I can't think of anyone else except kanae 😂

@hoecheng3633 2 года назад

Lol I thought of Kanae only too 🤣

@Anne-sg4bq 2 года назад

i really love kuzuha interaction with his listeners, it's always hilarious

@augustkoyos 2 года назад

The way he's whisper to the CEO for email address 😂😂😂

@buleuenpratiwimuda1709 Год назад

2:57 🤣

@-Raylight 2 года назад

After this stream all NEETs in Japan has become employed to support Kuzuha xD I wonder how many people send him their email address lol Kuzuha's harem let's gooo!! Finally a rival to Kanae's harem xD Cleaning specialist, all I can imagine is the guys from John Wick who came to clean up the mess

@blackevolette2044 2 года назад

Lmao 😭 kuzuha and his listeners so hilarious 😭😭

@hyphenocean 2 года назад

A vampire young master having many people specializing in various fields supporting him and all living with him. This could be an anime.

@naughtybunny7100 2 года назад

LMAO Kuzuha even ready to marry them sksksk😭😭😭

@ismynamethatimportant782 2 года назад

kuzuha is ready to start a country on his own lol

@baindex6861 2 года назад

5:50 caught me off guard lmsooo

@IncognitoColors 2 года назад

Me too I was laughing so hard 😭

@dannn8785 2 года назад

even being kuzuha's chair would be tough to be

@synonon 2 года назад

08:26 Kuzuha : talk about having many workers for his house. Random team mates on chat : Chinxhin (pen*s)

@okzzzzz 2 года назад

Alternate title: Kuzuha tries to find multiple sugar daddies and mommies

@whycchi5204 2 года назад

This whole stream was hilarious, I wonder if they're really ceos 🤣 Thank you so much for the translation!!!

@priestessinred 2 года назад

Alternative title: Kuzuha being relatable for 12:37 I just imagine Kuzuha screening everyone at the door and just shoving people into a random shoe closet 😂

@daniela.R2549 2 года назад

Lol he even found a teacher to teach the high schooler

@midogoat 2 года назад

If I had the patience and time I'd animate this, it's just too good

@jamlessjams1398 2 года назад

Please! 😂💜

@yuujikun712 2 года назад

I can’t stop laughing at the shoe closet jokes. It was too funny imagining it.

@user-hk9nd2dl3j 2 года назад

1:27 i love him sm lmao

@fiiin 2 года назад

Like Liver, like listeners >-< Kuzuha starts first by saying something outrageously funny and us listeners are always ready to join in because we're all on the same wavelength w

@Coco-sx7qi 2 года назад

When they mentioned "Pharmacist"... Me: 😳😳😳 I volunteer as tribute!!!

@Coco-sx7qi 2 года назад

And I hope someone makes a animated floorplan of this arrangement, I wonder how they will fit in the shoe closet 😂😂😂

@yuuzelthyc9683 2 года назад

Thank you for your hard work! I was smiling the entire time wwwww this is so funny

@rink5870 2 года назад

wowww he watches kimagure cook too, I lowkey love that channel.

@nobodysignificant4967 2 года назад

kuzuha these people wanna marry u not share house with other 2 or 3 ceos lmaoooo

@sakissno 2 года назад

Thank you for translating this. I watched the stream real time and had a good laugh from it 🤣

@hiiragihasmanywaifu 2 года назад

Having chefs at home is like my childhood dream lol but srsly i shouldve continued my career to ceo.....

@angiewu8294 2 года назад

kuzuha rlly looking for a sugar daddy

@angelanguyen8515 2 года назад

Thank you!!

@chocomiruku7464 2 года назад

Thanks for your hard work on translating this! Otsukaresamadeshita!

@goldenfluff868 2 года назад

Thank you for the translation 🤗 I watched it real time but since my knowledge of Japanese is just from watching anime, I only understand some of it(still laugh tho) so I dont know there is one from politician family , clean specialist or nurse LOL thanks 😁

@White-tq3si 2 года назад

I’m a CEO, a Child Eater, Oh my... I’m a CEO = Child Executive Over-lord

@user-vu8uj3nb6o 2 года назад

HAHAHA OMG KUZUHA MADE AEON FAMILY HOUSEHOLD

@renn9331 2 года назад

Why is kuzuha always talking about money when it's related to having a partner? 🤣 I'm always curious about that because I don't know much about him but it's always funny when he says that he wants to marry a millionaire or an oil king or something 😂

@rikalinh9526 2 года назад

I mean Who wouldn’t want to be rich? The easiest way to be rich without needing to work hard is prolly through marrying an oil king lmao

@renn9331 2 года назад

@@rikalinh9526 well yes but I thought that maybe it was part of his lore or he wanted to make something specific that requires to have tons of money www but yes I mean, who doesn't want to be rich 🤣

@rikalinh9526 2 года назад

@@renn9331 not at all lmaooo He just wants to be rich as hell without giving in any effort

@renn9331 2 года назад

@@rikalinh9526 lmao 😂 he is really entertaining to watch

@bluesmilet 2 года назад

@@rikalinh9526 it's part of his lore! he's staying in character, i doubt that he actually would do any of this for real. that's why he's talking about blood too. he's making it clear that all of this has to do with his lore specifically.