[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya vs Suzuka Utako: Battle between a yuri fan and a BL fan [Nijisanji] 

immovable object meet unstoppable force

soo fujoshi's take normal things and turns it into a sexual/romantic thing whilst yuri lovers think about situations that would never happen in real life

Also known as, The Battle of Lolicon and Shotacon

I go to an all girls school and I can confirm that we sit on each other’s laps, hug, lean on each other’s shoulder, give and receive chocolates and roses on valentine day without any romantic feeling involved www

Kenmochi doesn't really use that look much. It feels foreign seeing him with it lol

Kenmochi’s new look is so nice it almost makes me forget how sharp his chin is

i feel like itd be harder for a guy to just casually admit he kissed another guy then it is for a girl. hm..

I studied at a mixed school and let me tell you, boys do sit on each others lap for teasing and girls do hug each other all the time . and those things happen at the same time in the same room :D

FINALLY A BATTLE BETWEEN YURI AND YAOI

2:55 So you're saying that the sober you is not your full power? Also Kenmochi answered everything logically to shoot down Utako's BL philosophy, but she remained standing lmao, sasuga 801 represent

Thank you Utako for helping us fujoshis get our load of Togabito.

she even name dropped what a strong soldier

Not Utako gaslighting Mochi at the end about sleepovers lmaooo 😭 “yeah that shit ain’t normal bruh kinda fruity 🤨”

2:30 LMAO HIS FACE just gradually widening I'm dead 😂💀💀

Utako - 1 Touya - 0 It's ok Mochi, it's completely normal hehe! -we still got our Togabito fansa, somewhat lol- 💕

*"When I was on 1st grade, I used to lick my classmate faces."* This is the taste a culture person!! xD Based on this I can only summed it as girls like to flirt with other girls openly. While boys like to "play around", but sometimes being more intimated when no one is around, like Kenmochi and Gaku... I mean Kenmochi cooked Gaku's favorite food and he said it's just an accident that he cooked his favorite for that day xD

Deep inside, Utako just wanna know if Chin kun and Gakku makes out during their offlinecollabs, i mean even if they did, its not like they're gonna let Utako see them doing stuff. I too would like to know how great their offline collabs work~

We put a yuri fan to talk to a yaoi fan (WITHOUT THEM KNOWING)

these two extremes are unique in their own right

Glad I see this now.. i need to prepare myself for tonight's togabito collab

When i read sharpness radio, at first i thought it was about the topic, but then i realized it was about the chin

That look on Ken chan tho. Pls we need more togabito TT

As someone who goes into Co-ed what they say is kinda true... Lmao Utako dont Expose Ago like that!

Was so hype for the stream and im thankful for the clip cause i really bet they're talking about this

went to co-ed HS and girls link arms and sit in each others laps and hug each other all the time. Maybe it depends on the country/culture? but boys did the same kinda stuff too

I wish he streams more with that look, idk it looks more attractive maybe cause it's not his usual style.

I dunno about girls but as a dude when I was in HS the most we did was dog pile on each other. Granted these days my male friends act jokingly flirty with each other so I can't refute Utako's delusions

If two guys get physical, it's either a joke or soft bully tactic. Like, you're getting in their face, to annoy them.

honestly at my school (was both guys and girls) people rarely touched eachother in general, at most girls would hug (very rarely) or guys would give eachother a high five or smth sometimes, so im surprised to see in the comments some people went to schools with a lot of physical contact might just be a cultural thing though

I think girls are just more emotional and touchy feely when it comes to interactions like that while boys are more for playing around and for fun but the intention behind it are the same.

But girls probably wont do that: *thinks back to Amelia licking her friends tears* hmmm..???

...we sit in each other's laps at school, i was just 👁️👄👁️ when Touya said that it doesn't happen at all-

'Playing around' is an umbrella term...

Bruh don't need to be in an all girls school for that kind of interaction lmao i see that on a daily basis when I was in high school

honestly BL just sounds and looks way better than yaoi 😰😰😰

This outfit of touya looks so noice

Well... My best friend and I casually flirting with each other as a joke on discord using voice chat hahahaha... Of course other member felt cringe at us but then we just laugh it out. If it not because of pandemic we already hangout together more often

"they remind me of Bucciarati" *This is the taste of a liar!*

Everything happens at both schools, boys are more dialled up for the comedy factor where I come from

Wait that is kenmochi? Holy shit I barely could recognize him in that outfit.

shotacon vs lolicon , which side you are? i aint one of them

She has so many delusions or she's just super lonely I can't tell. lol. A college student rarely hanging out with people. Plus guys can be as intimate as girls we just only do that with someone who we can trust with our lives. Girls are just extremely intimate in general.

well,,, i went to an all girls school and you bet at least half the 5th and 6th graders were bi, pan, etc i actually think it was a well known fact abt the school

Pretty shipable tbh

Yeah when you got introduced into a new group and they suddenly start playing with each other’s pp...

Dunno much but since Im on middle school people started talking about gay or something similar so we boy usually take that serious and stop playing around as much as we used to

Boys doing normal kind of things, I've never think of anything until one day I've become fujoshi 🤦

lolicon vs shotacon

For a second, I thought kenmochi was Harusaki Air because of his not so normal looks

And that is the danger of Gender Segregated schooling.

4:45 Dude, that actually doesn't sound _that_ normal LOL it actually sounds pretty sus

Oop-

LMAO

Yuri lover's and their idea of all girls schools aren't that abstract. There are a lot of girls that start liking girls in all girls schools. In comparison guys starting to like other guys at all boys schools is pretty rare. Simply because girls normally touch other girls but guys don't normally touch other guys. The step between friends and romance is far bigger with guys than with girls.

Is that Touya?

Dio: YUURIIIIIIIIIII!!

Utako is probably one of those people who made me hate Fujoshis, she just thinks what she likes and believed it was all true. I mean, it's common knowledge that: - Boys don't hold hands, no matter how close they are, while girls do that a lot. - Boys only hug after a long time not seeing each other and only towards a close friend, girls do that all the time- even kissing each other cheeks when greeting each other. - When boys try to cheer each other up they simply pat each other back, they even kick or punch each other, but girls do more than pat each other back like holding hands tightly while looking at each other eyes and then cuddle with each other... and that's normal honestly. There will be some exceptions about hugging or kissing each other forehead's on a certain level of camaraderie, but even so, boys need a big reason to do it. Like winning a sports game, a World Cup, or getting a gold medal in Olympics, surviving a goddamn war, or perhaps the boy who you've been seeing is just a gay.... or European? Some lass: "Girls don't do that!" Don't bloody lie, I witnessed it all with my very own eyes and they're not even gay. Some lads: "Look at these sore eyes, can't let people have fun, did your father abuse you as a kid?" No, a fujoshi abused me, leaving me traumatized for life. And f*ck you, fuck your head and the neck it rides on, your attempt on licking people ass for vanity in a bloody RU-vid comment is sucking up my bandwidth. idk what demon possessed me at the end of typing this comment but I'll leave it at that.