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"Is my memory just inflating breasts?" -- Jason Brant 2023 🤣

There is no better description to this movie than the quote "It's like a 12 year-old wrote a movie." Bewbs, explosions and shorty-shorts. Most excellent.

3:26 "What a contrast" says Erin about the fat guy and the ripped guy, then it immediately cuts back to Erin (a personal fitness trainer) and Jason...

Lips was a bad guy and Erin called the pinky ring at the beginning of the movie in the restaurant. She has actually cracked the movie code. 💯

The day an Andy Sidaris film graced your screens was the greatest day of your lives.... for him it was THURSDAY!

18:00; the phrase, "Oh, come ON!" immediately comes to mind.

The talent in this film is top shelf. And Erin’s reaction to that dude’s plum smugglers was amazing. She really lends a lot to these videos. She’s a keeper!

"Is my memory just inflating breasts?" It's like when someone tells the story about how big a fish they caught, and every time they tell the story the fish gets bigger.

The director was an amazing sports director and did about every sport you can imagine for television. He pretty much invented sports broadcasting as it is known today. He turned that into doing tv shows then films… he is really unique. There are some pretty solid interviews out there if you can find them…worth your time to find them.

C-cup and D-cup were amazing, hope the got an Oscar for their performances. 😁

12:43 “We’ve come… to fix your electric boogaloo…”

And the pinky ring theory prevails once again!

Thank you Jason so much, this is absolutely hilarious, and seeing ERIN crack up and react is always worth the watch. I know I say this a lot, but I really do appreciate your videos. It’s been a really tough time for me lately healthwise, your videos help me make it through the day. Depression is really hard when you’re sick all the time and it’s really hard to find things to make you smile. I wish that I could shake your hand and tell you how appreciated you and Erin and the SBIG crew are. I love you guys. ❤

Hilarious. I laughed my lunch up into my nose and I'm going to be clearing the peanut butter out of my sinuses for most of the day.

The title has "Picasso" in it, which = art, and it also has "Trigger", which = action. Sounds like a winner.

Once again Jason you movie knowledge hits it out of the park. Dennis Alexio playing Eric Sloane in Kick Boxer

Andy Sidaris' and his wife's commentary on these DVDs is kind of good. It really sounds like everyone had good time making them.

The Andy Sidaris universe is underrated

Erin's reaction to the banana hammock was worth it. And your excitement over the whole turn was unexpected but hilarious

I remember seeing this late at night on Cinemax back in the day. That's all I'm willing to say about it.

Walk into ghetto movie store: You guys got DaVinci Code? Nah we got Picasso Trigger.

Ah, Andy Sidaris. Truly a legend of late night TV.

I love the nicknames in this review! D Cup, C Cup, Lips, That Guy 🤣

Don't care what NOBODY says, I loved and will always LOVE Andy Sidaris movies, thanks to his wife/widow for keeping them alive today (she was the producer for all of them).

This channel has now surpassed any other bad movie review channel around, because I didn't even know Hard Ticket To Hawaii had a sequel LOL.

"Lips" was wearing a pinkie ring and turned out to be a traitor.

“Oh, the Avengers have assembled”…😂😂😂

I recently did a marathon of the first 4 Andy Sidaris Girls and Guns movies. I'd rate them, from best to worst: 1) Hard Ticket To Hawaii 2) Savage Beach 3) Picasso Trigger 4) Malibu Express. None of the other 3 movies ever reach the incredible heights of absurdity of Hard Ticket To Hawaii, but they're all enjoyable to watch. Plus, I appreciate that Andy Sidaris' solution to delivering boring exposition is "let's have topless Playboy models deliver said exposition in a hot tub". What a ****ing legend that Andy Sidaris.

Erin! You didn't take credit for noticing the pinky ring on the double agent girl early in the movie! Your theory held true!

Exploding boomerangs? A boomerang is literally the worst thing to put explosives on. I mean, the whole point of the thing is that it returns to the thrower, which would be bad.

Erin never disappoints at making strange noises when she get surprised! And the Jason's look of: "Get yourself together woman!"

The male protagonist in this movie is not only the same guy in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, but he was also top billed in Amir Shirvan's Killing American Style.

You are truly hitting bad movie classic after classic! Im loving every episode this summer!❤🙏🏾❤️

Andy Sidaris and Jim Wynorski was the director team up we needed but never got.

Lion tamer...Shockmaster... very impressed with your obscure wrestling knowledge.

There is not enough tea in world to fill those cups.

I just love that Sidaris's movies from "Hard Ticket" onwards are all part of a single cinematic universe. Roll on "Savage Beach"!

Keith Cooke is indeed from King of the Kickboxers and China O’Brien, but most audiences will know him as Reptile from the first Mortal Kombat and Sub-Zero in Annihilation.

Sidaris was huge in US TV, not outward toward the public, but inside the business itself.

Fun Fact for Erin: "C Cup," AKA Hope Marie Carlton, was in an episode of Quantum Leap called "Animal Frat" (a take on Animal House) in the important role of "Woman #1."

ANDY AND ARLENE SIDARIS! The absolute best B-movie director of all time. The only people in history to explicitly try and make movies "So Bad They're Good", and succeeded! Thirteen times in a row! I adore these movies so much. Random Trivia: - Of the 13 "BBB" movies, 11 pass the Bechdel test. Which, considering what the movies are, is shocking. - Arlene Sidaris wrote most of the movies. Which, again, surprising given their nature. - The 13 films actually have continuity. It's not perfect (an arc villain de-aging fifty years and turning from Asian to White), but characters, plotlines, and cross-references persist from film to film. - The main villain in 9 of the movies was played by Rodrigo Obregon. He played a different character every single time, despite changing nothing about his performance. He cameo-ed in a 10th movie ("Guns") as a cross-dresser. - The film "Guns" had one of the earliest prominent roles of one Danny Trejo, of "Machete" fame. Despite being Danny Trejo, he played a Chinese character, for no discernible reason. - A ton of the women in these films have ridiculously accomplished careers completely outside of acting. Ava Cadell ("Do or Die" onwards) has two doctorates (in "Human Behaviorism" and "Education in Human Sexuality"), and is a world renowned expert in human sexuality, sexual psychology, and intimacy-adjacent emotional issues. Carolyn Liu ("Do or Die" onwards) was a practicing lawyer who graduated from New York Law School. Hilariously, this is the same school where Judith "Judge Judy" Scheindlin studied.

Everybody's memory is inflating breasts. Also , Jason, how do you have such a memory for actors and their movies - it's laser like focus.

Not calling the boomerang a “bomb-erang” was a missed opportunity 😂

Great episode as usual. I started watching you guys recently and am making my way through the old episodes. There have been a few I've rewatched. Can't wait to see more. I just bought a t-shirt to help support the channel.

“…a Ferrari or whatever it is.” Somewhere, Brian felt a great disturbance in the force.

Love Andy Sidaris movies. These were on Skinemax all the time in the 90s.

It’s ALWAYS Hot Girl Summer when the lovely Erin is cohosting with you!❤

The shockwave reference just made me very very happy.

Wow, this movie was freaking amazing! Top notch SBIG content! I always laugh when Jason points out how illogical and ridiculous the scenarios in these movies are! Great stuff as always!

The Donna Speir period is the best period for Andy’s films, the peak of you will.

pretty sure Donna was one of the people that came forward about Cosby too.

If the other guys were there, that would have ruined this into a boob gag festival, so I'm glad it's just you two. Erin kept this super funny.

This movie did not disappoint. 80% action, 20% every genres.

14:52 I remember that move as the "Boston Crab". My niece's remember it well too, because I used to torture them with it lol Erin enthusiasm level = 5.75/10 😆

6:04. Yes, yes she does. That is her entire purpose

"And this years Posthumous Academy Award for AMAZING Writing and Directing goes to...ANDY SIDARIS!" This amazing Motion Picture made me and my Picasso Trigger happy. Only complaint, that dudes blue Grape Hugger, it should have been either Hot Pink or Neon Green, like mines!

That was one of the greatest movies ever made.

The whole point of a boomerang is that it comes back, if you want something to explode that you've just thrown in a straight line then why not just throw a grenade? 😂

Saw the title and immediately said "prolly a Sidaris flick"

“I’m gonna donate this baby to the people of Paris.” It looks like you took it from the lobby.

SBIG, baby!!! That last rocket, that did everything but stop & hide behind trees as it tracked the bad guy, was the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while! Gods, I remember when movies were regularly *that* amount of fun!

Mr Brant, with these talented actresses you are really spoiling us

Nothing like a good thinking when your in a hot tub especially when it’s c cup and d cup 😂😂.

The pinky ring never lies.

@14:51 The Boston Crab! A maneuver not frequently used in battles in offices. Quite a good one.

I love when Jason gets excited during movies

I need to see these films! lol Thank you for the nudge I needed 😎 👍

Keith Cooke on the motorcycle, another great martial artist.

0:44 The Triggerfish (and yes--there is a Picasso Triggerfish variety!) is the Official Fish of Hawai'i! 🐠💗💓 2:17 20:54 AND THERE IT IS--in a framed portrait on the wall! 21:12 You got it, Erin! :D 12:30 Your 'memory'? Or those mammaries? 🤔💭😅 18:41 BOOM! You got it in one, SBIG 21:17 'Get LG's attention. Hoo boy: EGO OVERLOAD ALERT. Good thing he died in April--no more of this mishigas! :D 21:12 You'll never see Laser Crutches available on the NHS--although now would be the moment to start...! 23:49 😁😁😆😆😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

"He likes big bollows on everybody!" To that I say, where is the problem with that! LuvUguys, keep it up and thanks for the free funny!

6:22 Thats one heck of a fantastic Mae West impression; anyone unfamiliar should look up her 'best of' clips, shes a riot

Never heard of this but I've already added it to my my TUBI watchlist (along with the classic DEADLY PREY that's finally on there too).

Another excellent episode! I didn't even realize Hard Ticket to Hawaii had a sequel. Amazing dummy at 23:46 if you slow down playback 🤣

the ENTIRE budget was spent on explosions and I appreciate it

I suppose there’s only so much time in the video, but my best recollection was from The Professor (their Q) introducing the bomb car (paraphrasing a bit since it’s been many years): “it looks like an ordinary remote control car, but with this explosive attached, it becomes a bomb!”, which seems like it would be true for any conceivable object with an adhesive surface. As for the bomberang, I’ve always thought that seemed very high risk in case the thrower missed the target and it just came back to them.

JCVD's brother in Kickboxer was played by Dennis Alexio. Man, he's always had that magnificent hair lol

'JCVDs brother in Kickboxer who gets paralyzed'....exactly

Andy Sedaris is a genius.

When Jason said 'this movie just took a massive', I wasn't expecting the next word to be 'turn'. And my hat's off to you, @Jason - I thought my cinema facial recognition was good, but you've got me beat by a mile. (Granted, my forte is 30s-50s horror/sci-fi, but still, you are the GOAT!)

This movie looks awesome...I must watch it on DVD or online somewhere. Thanks guys!

Very cozy episode, I love it

That's got to be the dumbest weapon idea ever. An exploding boomerang. If you miss your target the thing is going to comeback. That's the entire idea of a boomerang!

This movie has a serious lack of ninjas.

12:30 That's Harold Diamond, the star of "Killing American Style," which was a movie by Amir Shervan, the Iranian director of the infamously great "Samurai Cop."

Oh the side pony guy!! He’s in killing American style! Stars in it. Same writer director as samurai cop 🤌🏽

Keith was also Sub-Zero and the stunt/fight coordinator for the first Mortal Kombat movie where he also played Reptile.

The dune buggy RC looked like a commercial when it went thru the leaves!!

Lol @ "He's gonna ride a horse on a beach!"

This movie was horrible in the best way possible. It had everything you want in a So Bad it's Good movie. Both of your reactions to this were hilarious. Look forward to what's next!!🤘🤘

I think that painting is the same one that was in our hotel room on our honeymoon. Yeah, Picasso's famous "Tropical Fish" period.

The use of remote control vehicles. Reminds me of the remote control missions on Grand Theft Auto.

Andy knew how to Live, it's No Malibu Express but these Hard Tickets are always Worth the Journey, Always a Hot Tub Good Time

This is better than everything Marvel and DC have done in the last ten years.

JCVD’s brother in kick boxer was Dennis Alexio. Yes that’s him in this. He was a pro kick boxer back in the day.

I’m noticing and I Love the trend of old action movies always ending with the bad guy getting direct impacted with an explosive. from an extremely long distance are my favorite ones 😂

The painting of a fish I think is called a Picasso Trigger!

“The C, and the D, and the OG for us”

I remember watching this as a teenager late at night on Cinemax. It must have been a very sad movie because I remember using a lot of tissues

Fun fact they had to recast "C cup" later on because she found religion and had a bunch of outrageous demands if they wanted her to keep appearing.

Jason's brain works in a very interesting way LOL