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Ep. 128 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn started dating John Mayer.
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@phuchuynh3219
@phuchuynh3219 2 года назад
Bert: I'm legit losing weight. Tom: Hey Bert, got you some treats. Hilarious 😂
@gavinsmith6108
@gavinsmith6108 2 года назад
He keeps him fat
@neuvisean1739
@neuvisean1739 2 года назад
Some people (Tom) just want to watch the world burn.
@Kav3h
@Kav3h 2 года назад
Nothing like giving Bert a giant donut without napkins
@mandihollingsworth182
@mandihollingsworth182 2 года назад
🤣
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 2 года назад
Bert get more excited for treats then my Chihuahua does when I tell him we're going for a walk at the park
@rumplebagz1488
@rumplebagz1488 2 года назад
Bert: "I'm not much of a gambler" Bert doing ad reads for Draft Kings: "I love betting"
@413XAj0n3z
@413XAj0n3z 2 года назад
They’re shills with zero shame lol
@deviljon
@deviljon 2 года назад
He has talked about betting at golf before.
@MisterBaits
@MisterBaits 2 года назад
right? You think these guys buy a fuckin rolex and go home to sleep on their $900 saatva?😂😂😂😂
@Jj-oo5eb
@Jj-oo5eb 2 года назад
@@413XAj0n3z as opposed to all the other ad-free podcasts?
@jakeenger5321
@jakeenger5321 2 года назад
@@MisterBaits you sound jealous
@djaceaddison6353
@djaceaddison6353 2 года назад
The way Tommy talks him down from his anxiety was so cute to watch
@ThatLeBelKid
@ThatLeBelKid 2 года назад
He's a good friend.
@hkitty007
@hkitty007 Год назад
It is awesome how much they care about each other for real.
@williamswiniuch7527
@williamswiniuch7527 2 года назад
Tom’s face when Bert said “I had a guy dehumanize me” was priceless
@zachleprieur2871
@zachleprieur2871 2 года назад
I'm dying at the fact Bert thinks being on a normal diet is an eating disorder lmao.
@TheDeadStretch
@TheDeadStretch 2 года назад
Oh I took it as him saying it makes sense why they "choose" an eating disorder over an actual diet.
@HeyImBrim
@HeyImBrim 2 года назад
It’s impossible to properly communicate with someone that has such a severe learning disability.
@mandihollingsworth182
@mandihollingsworth182 2 года назад
🤣
@dakotalenzi7630
@dakotalenzi7630 2 года назад
@@TheDeadStretch You listen to too much Brent if that’s how you’re comprehending words….
@systm1111
@systm1111 2 года назад
Tom's response to the slap was the most accurate description of what happened and the best comment made about it anywhere on the internet.
@vagabond1776
@vagabond1776 2 года назад
Truth hurts. But if you can’t laugh at yourself then you’ve got a brittle spirit.
@jlo9165
@jlo9165 2 года назад
I love when Tom gives the camera the look when bert says something wild! Really makes me feel like I'm in the conversation lmao
@MeticulousTechTV
@MeticulousTechTV 2 года назад
“But the Rock says you need a cheat day” Bert’s life is a cheat day.
@jakeenger5321
@jakeenger5321 2 года назад
Tf is up with you haters? Be gone.
@loganmorrison755
@loganmorrison755 2 года назад
hearing bert eat might be the most disgusting sound i’ve ever heard
@truedenofa6849
@truedenofa6849 2 года назад
Absolute facts 100%
@bradleywest6821
@bradleywest6821 2 года назад
Glad I'm not the only one. It's like he chews into the mic on purpose
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 года назад
🤯 Kills me inside, especially with headphones in 😭
@stormbreak13
@stormbreak13 2 года назад
It's beyond obnoxious
@LEINAD_C
@LEINAD_C 2 года назад
Omg dude I've almost stopped listening about 3 times a Half hour in
@bonkersmcstonkers6029
@bonkersmcstonkers6029 2 года назад
Tom could poison Bert any time he felt like. Just ask if he wants a treat
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 года назад
I have my own stem cells on ice for if needed. No finding a donor for me. I’m donating to myself in the future
@ceedubyuh2459
@ceedubyuh2459 2 года назад
if Bart sees this comment, he will forever be paranoid about this
@diggysoze2897
@diggysoze2897 2 года назад
Yeeeaaaah. … That’s true for all of us fat people. Et tu Bertus? Then fall Caesar.
@akinea
@akinea 2 года назад
🤡🤡🤡
@tdawg9796
@tdawg9796 2 года назад
A treat INSIDE of his 64oz hydroflask of Kool-Aide.
@GKTorn.
@GKTorn. 2 года назад
@53:33 "I like to watch people be happy" I think he's being genuine about that, and that's specifically what I like about Bert. When you truly like to watch people be happy, it's lovely
@shogunreturns
@shogunreturns 2 года назад
Uh hundred percent. He gets so happy whenever he's planning out Tom's gifts and doing things for other people
@Mechanic618
@Mechanic618 2 года назад
The story telling about DJ Premier and then Joey Diaz during the first ~30 minutes is what I come to this show for. That's what this show should be about. Amazing content.
@jimbo281202
@jimbo281202 2 года назад
Absolutely agree
@robinsharkey6658
@robinsharkey6658 2 года назад
It's always great when there is less yammering from Burnt.
@noahziegler3478
@noahziegler3478 2 года назад
Primo is the 🐐
@zzlit8426
@zzlit8426 2 года назад
You should produce the show!
@MikeH7186
@MikeH7186 2 года назад
Tom is an enabler. Brings that giant glazed donut into the office when there's two people on a diet on his staff. He knew what he was doing.
@JoE-kx7dw
@JoE-kx7dw 2 года назад
😆
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 2 года назад
Nothing brings Tim greater joy
@christopher152
@christopher152 2 года назад
He's been doing this forever. With alcohol as well. Its a bit sad actually.
@ryanwalker8843
@ryanwalker8843 2 года назад
You picked up on that huh? Arent you a clever bunny to catch something so subtle.
@dakotalenzi7630
@dakotalenzi7630 2 года назад
@@christopher152 No it isn’t, relax
@xxtrippin_outxx
@xxtrippin_outxx 2 года назад
Love how berts like " I feel like shit, losing weight sucks!" Then not even 5 fuckin minutes later with a mouth full of sweets " I've been working out, I feel fucking great."
@jakeenger5321
@jakeenger5321 2 года назад
Be gone if you have to hate.
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 2 года назад
You know it's funny hearing Tom talk about uncle Joey quitting standup on this episode of the pod, because the night after Joey did the show he put out a podcast talking about how that feeling he got is unlike anything else and you could see Joey really really loves standup with his whole soul. He was just going through a transition, love that for him.
@jeffbettencourt6263
@jeffbettencourt6263 2 года назад
Diaz is my favorite human I’m not related to.
@joseloro
@joseloro 2 года назад
Let’s talk about the hat shall we??! I NEED THIS!
@brando847
@brando847 2 года назад
Burt looked at that large donut like he was seeing the birth of his child
@we_be_nerds3601
@we_be_nerds3601 2 года назад
Or a cute puppy
@TrevorSchulz666
@TrevorSchulz666 2 года назад
I think he liked the donut more than the birth of his children if we are being honest
@BillySotherden
@BillySotherden 2 года назад
23:12
@moderndayjames
@moderndayjames 2 года назад
Saw the show with DJ Premiere at Beacon, it was epic. Truly High and Tight
@LoveBystroem
@LoveBystroem 2 года назад
Dude, you watch this? Love ya stuff
@EVSTravels
@EVSTravels 2 года назад
I was there too!! Awesome show!
@anjerkson9985
@anjerkson9985 2 года назад
I was there as well. great show. The voting joke by Tate was awesome
@jeremiahbachmann3901
@jeremiahbachmann3901 2 года назад
Saw DJ Premiere close out a rave that featured Bad Boy Bill and Richard Humpty Vision in Detroit a few years ago. The roof was literally chipping paint the music was so loud.
@hypno5690
@hypno5690 2 года назад
The art guys are really into comedy. I know Blender Guru likes Theo von and Bobby Lee. Comes from always having on music or podcasts in the background I guess, that's how I got into them
@donkeysmach
@donkeysmach Год назад
I really go full santino mode when bartfart starts eating
@orionmcnebula
@orionmcnebula 2 года назад
Berts a grown man-child, and a wonderful person , whos in a midlife crisis and im glad Tom is seemingly a genuine friend who cares for his wellbeing
@drivehard2395
@drivehard2395 2 года назад
You can't be in a midlife crisis if you never grew up. He's a perpetual frat boy.
@michaelmurta4843
@michaelmurta4843 2 года назад
Bart stealing stem cells from a sick kid so he can day drink is almost as offensive as the way he smells.
@beardedchair3
@beardedchair3 2 года назад
Do you not know they are comedians? They tell jokes
@kfred4586
@kfred4586 2 года назад
Legendary comment, too my fedora to you
@jbiz4996
@jbiz4996 2 года назад
@@beardedchair3 Wheres the joke in going to get stem cells?
@beardedchair3
@beardedchair3 2 года назад
@@jbiz4996 you missed the joke bud, it's ok.
@michael3448
@michael3448 2 года назад
@@jbiz4996 the joke is that they aren't stealing them from a sick kid. They aren't getting stem cells at all. 99% of the things they say on this podcast is purely for content. Relax.
@devinbennett8158
@devinbennett8158 2 года назад
You can really tell in Bert's eyes that he is stressed. Take some time for yourself big guy. We need you to stick around for a long time.
@rayholliday5134
@rayholliday5134 2 года назад
He needs to stop drinking, that's the problem
@SaculNoshploda
@SaculNoshploda 2 года назад
@@rayholliday5134 For real. All that anxiety and stress and feeling unhealthy goes away if you stop drinking. I would know. I drank like Bert. I could put down a 750ml bottle of Tito's and go to work the next day just fine. It took about two weeks after stopping to feel good, but getting to that feeling was amazing. The clarity and calm I got to was unreal to me because I hadn't felt it for 16 years. It's absolutely killing him and he doesn't even know.
@rayholliday5134
@rayholliday5134 2 года назад
@@SaculNoshploda put it this way , its bad if u have fans/strangers telling you that you need to stop drinking, glad to hear you're doing great tho
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 2 года назад
I agree with the first two sentences
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox 2 года назад
Freaking out about his blood pressure and this nasal condition to get his way sounds like a child . Poor Bart. And poor t-bunz
@terrygraff8696
@terrygraff8696 2 года назад
Burnt walking around in a mascot of himself could be the most Burnt thing ever.
@LegionOfShrooms
@LegionOfShrooms 2 года назад
Joey had such a great time doing it. He’s got his passion back! Thanks for that one Tom
@VirginiaWolf88
@VirginiaWolf88 2 года назад
Joey Diaz being back on tour is epic. I’m psyched for the show
@joergie6008
@joergie6008 2 года назад
Hey now brother , good to see you , Uncle Joey is the man
@tanyadouglas5241
@tanyadouglas5241 2 года назад
Bert Literally contradicts himself in the Same Sentence! Good Lord
@Mrsims916
@Mrsims916 2 года назад
Welcome to the show.
@morisslg
@morisslg 2 года назад
Brent fucking up classic „You DON’T need 20 friends” Joey’s motivation speech is an essence of Bert Kreisler state of mind.
@howardm.burgers
@howardm.burgers 2 года назад
Bert earnestly stating how fascinating his own documentary is, multiple times, is just amazing.
@jeremiahbridges1189
@jeremiahbridges1189 2 года назад
He truly is Kanye adjacent
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 2 года назад
“fascinating” he’s writing his own after death “in memoriam”. That’s narcissism
@hagggle3727
@hagggle3727 2 года назад
Crazy how Brent has spewed his “I’m working out” “I feel really good” BS for so long he actually believes it
@ExplosionChimp
@ExplosionChimp 2 года назад
He's just been out of shape and drinking for so long he doesn't remember what feeling really good is actually like. His "feeling really good" is probably just not feeling like shit.
@biggiesmalls7939
@biggiesmalls7939 2 года назад
He will say he's been healthy and feels great, then not even ten minutes later, he will say how unhealthy he is. His thought process is that of a second grader. He's an ADHD little boy in a fat man's body lmao
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад
That's the guy with perpetual diarrhea and sharts his non-underwear pants 5 times a week
@robertstewart5664
@robertstewart5664 2 года назад
Laughed so hard when he was talking about how he lost 5 pounds and Tom pulls out the donut and honey bun out
@GK-qc5ry
@GK-qc5ry 2 года назад
And Tommy's sadistic smile, fastening up his Turkey. 😂
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад
It seems as if Bert just wants to just APPEAR as if he's working on his health, rather than actually work on it
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 2 года назад
Alcoholics are master manipulators about everything because they can’t control their drinking.
@CanMan125_
@CanMan125_ 2 года назад
It’s his way of easing his own anxiety.
@ExplosionChimp
@ExplosionChimp 2 года назад
I'm sure he actually is pretty active, he just counters it with bad eating and drinking so its just even.
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад
@@ExplosionChimp its clearly not even lol
@richardcharles9349
@richardcharles9349 2 года назад
Addict mentality at it's finest. Doesn't want to put in the work.
@stevesteezy2628
@stevesteezy2628 2 года назад
I’m 42 minutes in and I just realized Bert’s hat isn’t some random minor league team 🤣
@elijah2118
@elijah2118 2 года назад
Oddly enough, that is single handedly one of the BEST hats I have ever seen..
@jimcanada822
@jimcanada822 2 года назад
Thumbs up for “single-handedly”
@genewilson2158
@genewilson2158 2 года назад
Where can we get one?
@jjjohemith221
@jjjohemith221 2 года назад
Lmao
@zeethefuture8262
@zeethefuture8262 2 года назад
Bert would have an anurism if he actually sits and listened for more than 8 seconds for once.
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox 2 года назад
He was almost there in the first couple minutes when Tim was trying to get a word in/get him to listen
@rainedelaze708
@rainedelaze708 2 года назад
Christ I just realized what’s on Brent’s hat…. 😂😂😂 I need this!!
@Patd3163
@Patd3163 2 года назад
it took me 17 minutes to realize Bert's tribute hat to Tom's legendary dunk! that is fucking epic!
@the1jmacify
@the1jmacify 2 года назад
Holy Sh!t, THAT'S what it is! Great call. Tell me it's for sale SOMEWHERE?
@tylerbelanger98
@tylerbelanger98 2 года назад
I love how they're talking about gambling and how bert isn't into it like at all and then they cut to draft kings ad where bert says he loves betting 🤣
@tygehuey8209
@tygehuey8209 2 года назад
For real 😂😂😂
@usukbutthol3126
@usukbutthol3126 2 года назад
Yes
@LukeT84
@LukeT84 2 года назад
I think we focus on how close to death Brent is and not how great Timmy is looking these days.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
In the last few episodes Bart has broken out into a full body sweat and had textbook heart attack / stroke symptoms within the first 5 minutes. Can we 5150 him for burger and booze addiction?
@ENigma-um8zw
@ENigma-um8zw 2 года назад
Luke Pilkington speaks The truth, he beginning to get sepsis of the mind lol
@kfred4586
@kfred4586 2 года назад
@@ENigma-um8zw dead @ Luke Plinkington. 😂
@Henofmayhem
@Henofmayhem 2 года назад
@@ENigma-um8zw I wish pilkington would come do shows. It would be awesome. He is the unicorn of my generation
@ENigma-um8zw
@ENigma-um8zw 2 года назад
@@Henofmayhem so totally with that, Pilkington will be seen as a once in a lifetime thinker and humorist. Would love to have he and Steve and Ricky do a show these days, it’s a diff dynamic but it could be awesome
@c.j.mullins8994
@c.j.mullins8994 2 года назад
I just ABSOLUTELY LOVE listening to Brent chew, smack his lips, and lick his finger, thanks so much guys!
@txtacos817-3
@txtacos817-3 2 года назад
The seriousness of Bart saying “name the name” gave me chills
@bobvalentino3710
@bobvalentino3710 2 года назад
Tom’s response to “the slap” only made me respect him that much more. He didn’t sugarcoat it, he was genuine and said exactly what he felt. FGTRTD 👖
@epicassassin11
@epicassassin11 2 года назад
The way Bert’s eyes glaze over when Tom gives him a treat is unmatched
@curtisw831
@curtisw831 2 года назад
I see what you did there
@zchdz
@zchdz 2 года назад
Bernt at the beginning of the show: “I never go to violence…” End of show: “I’d murder John Mayer if he slept with my wife”
@joshuajohnson5193
@joshuajohnson5193 2 года назад
Bert’s the typa guy to get mad at Leeann over a dream he had 😂
@macaroniissteroids9402
@macaroniissteroids9402 2 года назад
The look of delight in Tom's face when Bert starts tearing into that donut is almost as joyful as the look he has when people almost die tragically...also, Bert, for the love of God, stop chewing and talking
@JeffreyM902
@JeffreyM902 2 года назад
I’d argue that it’s the exact same look, Bart is always almost dying tragically.
@BillySotherden
@BillySotherden 2 года назад
I'll do OP's work for him. 23:52
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 2 года назад
ah, my filler before badfriends 🖤🙌🏾 bert's drunken rambles
@daviddobarganes9115
@daviddobarganes9115 2 года назад
Shots fired
@daylightprecious
@daylightprecious 2 года назад
glad I know I'm not the only one
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 2 года назад
Usually I save this one for after bad friends cause it’s better but it’s really close between the two
@Seakaye2s
@Seakaye2s 2 года назад
This is me lol, and hoping for a new Rogan. Did you watch Protect our parks 3? 😂
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 2 года назад
I watch this while I take my morning shit
@danielsparano
@danielsparano 2 года назад
Bert's roulette story is great. "We won this together" I could just see it happening
@CurtisJBergerJr
@CurtisJBergerJr 2 года назад
Bert not wanting stem cells is the funniest thing. Most people would kill for them.
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 2 года назад
Bert doesn’t want another doctor to tell him how unhealthy his lifestyle is.
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 2 года назад
Imagine wasting stem cells on Bart's body.
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 года назад
Yep it’s like dropping an M80 into a forest fire and expecting to blow it out
@jeffreymarshall172
@jeffreymarshall172 2 года назад
@@funnydonor9484 aaaaaaaaaahundred percent!!!!!!
@KitchenerLeslie2
@KitchenerLeslie2 2 года назад
I probably wouldn’t force a chick to get an abortion if I thought the stem cells were going to him.
@tomtruyens9804
@tomtruyens9804 2 года назад
should be illegal tbh, what a waste...
@hydratheskygod6344
@hydratheskygod6344 2 года назад
Hearing the stem cell freak out Bert had reminds me trying to convince my dad that it’s safe to use his card online lol
@kylenutter5447
@kylenutter5447 2 года назад
Tom's fucking face when bert says " I had a guy dehumanize me before." Lmao 🤣
@davidbutler3642
@davidbutler3642 2 года назад
Bert is a real life homer simpson. Tom has been manipulating him into drinking and binge eating for the last 4 episodes and he is completely oblivious lmaoo
@Enzo-oq3ij
@Enzo-oq3ij 2 года назад
It brought me joy seeing Tom pull out RR donuts for his friend Brent.
@JoE-kx7dw
@JoE-kx7dw 2 года назад
RR donuts?? Are they a Texas thing? ... sorry I'm Canadian, never heard of them.
@nathanalendal9612
@nathanalendal9612 2 года назад
I don't even wear hats, but if I had Bert's hat, I would wear it every day lol a great hat, please make it for the store lol
@1JayBennett
@1JayBennett 2 года назад
Yeah I'mma need that hat.
@beckerickson8034
@beckerickson8034 2 года назад
I couldn't stop looking at it.
@the1jmacify
@the1jmacify 2 года назад
@YMH What/Where is that hat? Not even Google Lens knows. Help Us out?
@aaronkristofer18
@aaronkristofer18 2 года назад
Bruce telling the story about tipping the dealer a Grand is unironically the most wholesome genuine thing I've ever heard Barney talk about and I kinda dig it
@bushwickbill3643
@bushwickbill3643 2 года назад
This Premo story has officially made Tim my idol. I've wanted to do stand up my whole life and I love Hip Hop. This man's living my dream. It's official, I'm getting on stage and working my craft and I will one day be a great comedian like Tom.
@daegiovanni5864
@daegiovanni5864 2 года назад
I'm just now listening and I got chills hearing that. man I would love to be at that show... as someone who used to put in work on the MPC2000XL, I love hearing folks unpack their samples, and i always will...
@ethanneubauer2352
@ethanneubauer2352 2 года назад
I love how this episode starts with Bert’s anxiety at 100
@michaelphillips4695
@michaelphillips4695 2 года назад
He's lost his damn mind!
@Aussiematee
@Aussiematee 2 года назад
I really hope Bert starts taking care of himself…he’s got a wife and two kids at home ffs.
@alexgrant246
@alexgrant246 2 года назад
they're just waiting on that life insurance policy payout lmao
@nickkerr5714
@nickkerr5714 2 года назад
@@alexgrant246 hahaha I was gonna say the same thing
@tanyadouglas5241
@tanyadouglas5241 2 года назад
It's Really Sad b/c he's Constantly talking about How F*cked up he is then He plans a Festival when his tour is Done 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I guess LeAnn will give a Shit when he has a heartache on the Road & the money quits coming in
@josef2012
@josef2012 2 года назад
They'll be alright.
@CCitis
@CCitis 2 года назад
I mean, I laugh about his antics... but as someone who is sober I also know the way he lives is not going to help him live long. He's an idiot, and cares more about his career and image than his fam.
@ToughLuckHaze
@ToughLuckHaze 2 года назад
This festival sounds like it’s more for Bert than it is for anyone else 💀
@magdabrownis265
@magdabrownis265 2 года назад
Bert is like my Aunt. She’s lost weight every time I’ve ever seen her and looks exactly the same as she always has
@hunterlawson227
@hunterlawson227 2 года назад
This deserved more
@davidbatres1257
@davidbatres1257 2 года назад
Hearing that Joey is retiring actually mad me sad. I’ve always wanted to see him in person
@ext93
@ext93 2 года назад
I'm lucky I got to see him 2 times now that he's done. Once at a smaller club and once in a theater with Dean Delray. He was way better fit for the small club. There was points where I couldn't breathe from laughing
@Deltaaaaaaaaa
@Deltaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад
Tom looks like a disappointed yet amused uncle when Bert proclaims himself Kanye adjacent.
@Supernova12034
@Supernova12034 2 года назад
100% bert spittin facts. At one point I was in REALLY good shape, had six pack abs and everything, but my diet was so rough I was pretty miserable. Another time I did boxing and I trained CONSTANTLY, was in great shape, but my knees always hurt, and was always miserable as well.
@hijodechago
@hijodechago 2 года назад
Me to myself: wtf is on Bert's cap? 🤔 Suddenly realization hits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@jmydn2
@jmydn2 2 года назад
Bret's hat made me laugh harder than anything they said in this episode
@dfhdf4214
@dfhdf4214 2 года назад
what is it from?
@dfhdf4214
@dfhdf4214 2 года назад
@josh o tom who?
@dfhdf4214
@dfhdf4214 2 года назад
@josh o now i get it
@cadam4272
@cadam4272 2 года назад
Using stem cells on Bert is like putting a supercharger in a jalopy.
@brettpenning
@brettpenning 2 года назад
44:26 "Feels better than everthing" Needs to be the snip 🤣🤣
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 2 года назад
Can't wait for Tom's solo apology episode after Brent Benoit's his family.
@Eddie_fn_g
@Eddie_fn_g 2 года назад
Jeeeesus. Hahaha
@sethmichael1735
@sethmichael1735 2 года назад
God damn man. 😂
@bterwin9887
@bterwin9887 2 года назад
This is probably over a lot of these kids heads lol. But I love the reference
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 2 года назад
Burnt "The Rabid Wolverine" Chrysler
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 2 года назад
@@TACT1LE 😁
@phuchuynh3219
@phuchuynh3219 2 года назад
Bert's Hat is epic....I want it. I can't ignore it
@GK-qc5ry
@GK-qc5ry 2 года назад
Special thanks to Tommy Buns for getting Joey back into stand-up and then Bert getting him to tour. 👏👍
@Josh-ie4hb
@Josh-ie4hb 2 года назад
Bert getting a mascot made of him is the Bert-est thing I have ever heard. I love it.
@ryant390
@ryant390 2 года назад
I like how Bert says he’s fasting yet he has a Starbucks coffee
@johnadams-rx6gf
@johnadams-rx6gf 2 года назад
He meant fatting
@annemanne23hiei2
@annemanne23hiei2 2 года назад
He’s just food fasting
@nelliegee418
@nelliegee418 2 года назад
A soon as I saw the cream: You're not really fasting, bert! Do it right!
@zz3n428
@zz3n428 2 года назад
Its Ironic Bert is worried about Stem Cells but keeps drinking..... he most have the worst fans in the world if they want him to keep drinking himself into unhealthiness . It's like watching Killing Eve But Eve is Bert. Also, the back emblem of the 2 Bears 1 Cave logo is dope asf
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
@BorisBidjanSaberi11 2 года назад
Enablers
@The1992257
@The1992257 2 года назад
It’s not his fans, it’s him. He’s justifying his habit. Bart is neurotic as hell, if you haven’t noticed
@julioenrique8552
@julioenrique8552 2 года назад
FISH GONNA SWIM QUIT WHINING
@The1992257
@The1992257 2 года назад
@@julioenrique8552 have you ever seen a tree fall, two times, in the woods? That’s right, forget about it
@wookwares
@wookwares 2 года назад
@@The1992257 exactly
@ajfiveohfour
@ajfiveohfour 2 года назад
Bert with the quick save: “what’s the thought process of hir-bringing in new people” lmao
@banjo1466
@banjo1466 2 года назад
I was at the show in Newark! It was amazing! I was tier 4, second row to the back, so my ears got blasted before I could even recognize Joey down there. Ive never been so enthused about a threat.
@AnalogX64
@AnalogX64 2 года назад
Burp the functional drunk. Kudos to Tom for getting Joey back on stage :)
@yannikakapralli
@yannikakapralli 2 года назад
15min in and Tom talked for like 13min? What is this?? LOVE IT !
@ChrisTopher09
@ChrisTopher09 2 года назад
Bert talks about the one time he ate healthy once while eating a giant cinni bun and giant glazed donut cake
@michaeldoyle189
@michaeldoyle189 2 года назад
Bert saying he's too cheap to pay for a nice meal and then paying to get a Bert mascot is the most Bert thing ever.
@jbone3
@jbone3 2 года назад
The hat is one of the greatest things I’ve seen in awhile.
@Dannyhammer48
@Dannyhammer48 2 года назад
"damn, Brent always has a mouthful of spit when he talks. Nothing could sound more gross. Tom slides over some donuts to prove me wrong. Hahaha
@richardcharles9349
@richardcharles9349 2 года назад
Ari Shaffir talking is a much grosser sound. Always sounds like he's talking with a marble filled sock in his mouth
@jallstun
@jallstun 2 года назад
43:03 the look when a serial killer decides on his next victim. i like that.
@SquidGains
@SquidGains 2 года назад
The winningest podcast duo of all time bro
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 2 года назад
Glad they're still doing this, miss Bill Bert.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 2 года назад
Yeah where did that go?
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 2 года назад
Bert wrecked bill Bert. So much better that burr set up with verzi
@kylebeam4003
@kylebeam4003 2 года назад
That was the worst podcast of all time.
@hunterlawson227
@hunterlawson227 2 года назад
It would’ve been good if they hadn’t zoomed it in
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 2 года назад
@@jenniferdennis6465 I think Bill got busy.
@KFCRadio
@KFCRadio 2 года назад
Thanks for the shoutout bears!
@gupta4ya
@gupta4ya 2 года назад
Real fun to hear Bert chewing. Best part of the podcast
@jonscoggins4182
@jonscoggins4182 2 года назад
Bert is a cartoon character come to life 😂
@parkerfigueroa6682
@parkerfigueroa6682 Год назад
dam i didn’t know tom tweeted that about will smith 😂 i didn’t think it was possible but that just made me like him and this podcast more
@fisnoun8639
@fisnoun8639 2 года назад
haven't watched the podcast in a while, Bert looking huge
@constructivecriticism1011
@constructivecriticism1011 Год назад
Berts southern voice as his wife plus what hes saying about her at the same time is Hilarious.
@TheRev_SRR
@TheRev_SRR 2 года назад
Really need to put the camera on the guys in the back laughing. I've seen 1 with them laughing and it's just as hilarious!!
@AllinTMC
@AllinTMC 2 года назад
Dam Native is really taking this weight loss seriously.
@yannikakapralli
@yannikakapralli 2 года назад
Bert afraid of Stem Cells.... If i had the Money, i would shoot myself those in every Joint and Muscle like every day. xD But hes not afraid to drink Poison all day.
@Dante.-
@Dante.- 2 года назад
Bert eating sounds like Jabba the Hutt addressing Luke Skywalker
@lunabobby6658
@lunabobby6658 2 года назад
The blood pressure part has me dyinggg
@kathleenchapman3890
@kathleenchapman3890 2 года назад
Here's a perfect scenario....Tom goes on a secret diet and loses a ton of weight without telling Bert. One day Bert realizes how buff Tom is looking and loses his ever fing mind. It would throw his whole life out of whack. It may be his wake up call!
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 2 года назад
It might even motivate him to lose weight, as he is strangely competitive.
@adamwalz5297
@adamwalz5297 2 года назад
holy fuck, somebody get brent a 12 step program before he dies
@jesusterrazas1200
@jesusterrazas1200 2 года назад
The guy in the background is always having a good time with these conversations
@TylerTakacsIsAwesome
@TylerTakacsIsAwesome 2 года назад
Took me 20 minutes to realize what Bert's hat was lmao!!
@sarahclevenger3333
@sarahclevenger3333 2 года назад
Need it
@CasualWarriorGhost
@CasualWarriorGhost 2 года назад
Shout out to all of us at the Hulu/MSG show in NYC recently. And remember: It was definitely Will Smith's fault It's everyone's business
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