He rubbed my arm and whispered “you’ve got goosebumps”. He seemed pleased with himself but…it was my eczema. I didn’t say a word. Edit: holy crap I didn’t know 6k people would enjoy my weird dating experience 😂 thanks guys lol
he had on a glow in the dark condom 🙄 he said "I can't find the hole" I said *jokingly * use it as a flashlight and he said omg it works. 😂 I couldn't stop laughing. He got mad at me for "ruining the mood" and left the room. I couldn't move bc I was laughing so much.
6:23 “thomas where are you calling from?” “Yard” 💀 7:01 “what kind of exercise were you doing sir?” Silence “Rigorous” 😂😂😂💀💀⚰️⚰️ I’m typing this from beyond the grave because i died after hearing that.
Nah! 😭🤣🤣🤣 I am a 55 year old woman new to listening to you guys and my neighbours must think Ive lost the plot with the constant screams of laughter coming from my house 🤦🏾♀️😅 Im running you your Ps with a Bonus and a subscription to Patreon! Keep up the great work guys 😁
Key phrases from today😂😂😂 Bullshit rhetoricals Yakuza esque bruddah How real is this threat 😂 Aberdeen yeah🙌🏾 29 cute little m’s Clinically short Restart the laugh
I think the pettiest reasons I stopped talking to someone was with my ex bf. Out of nowhere his voice bugged the shit out of me. Just imagine the most annoying sound you’ve ever heard and that how I felt about his voice. Even when he wasn’t speaking and I was texting him, I could hear his voice ringing through my ears.
😂as someone who’s recently found them b/c of IG, I really fucking loves the hot takes on the crazy questions. That “he told me to speak Spanish to him…I’m Filipino” IS TOO FUNNY
He put his hand there and said oooh your sooo warm! I know you’re ready, it’s so warm! And I said yea, it’s because I’m alive. It’s not supposed to be cold! It’s not warm for the reasons you’re thinking because I’m not at all turned on…DUMMY! 😩
I found you guys this morning and have been binge watching. Last night I cried myself to sleep due to recent rejection and heartbreak and now I’m about to get back in the gym in a few mins and I have enjoyed my day so far. You guys really helped cheer me up. Thank you handsome gentlemen, from Chicago, IL USA 💕
I have laughed through this whole episode, I caught a cramp. I'm not finished yet. I'm at the part where James said I'd do it but I'd guilt trip her for the rest of her life. That's what he said, but this is what I heard: James mum: "James, can you take the trash out for me dear?" James: "Tell your 29 million dollar eye to take the trash out." Is it just me or is it that when both James & Fuhad left there 9 to 5 they got funnier? Keep up the funny good work, fellas! -newish fan from San Antonio, TX update: Finished the podcast. Those icks. I'ma take the rest of day fam.
Been listening for a couple of hours on auto play and *I was in the loo when I heard my name being called* scared the sh!t out of me, I thought a stranger had walked into my house 🤣🤣😂😂
Finished the episode and then went back to rewatch the role play call. Literally laughed until I cried both times. Funniest episode I've heard so far. 😂
Lol 🤣 I've thanked someone before... We had finished in doggystle, I collapsed on my stomach out of breath, and breathily said, thank you! Then knocked the fuck out 😂🤣😂 We had been together for a little over a year, so he was used to my quirks already 😁
As a healthcare provider I have had to get another nurse to talk to a patient that was getting out of pocket because I knew it was a matter of time before I knocked a mf out
I beg someone make an anime based off the akuza situation! the guy coming up the flights of states and James scribbling on the paper ‘bins go out of Tuesday’ slams it on the door and crawls off the balcony to the one below 🤣👌
Hands down funniest episode ever 🤣🤣🤣 when Fuhad put James on the spot and asked him to spell restaurant I fell off my chair got up ran threw my corridor and back again 💀🤣
I love this podcast it's hands down the funniest one I've found. I started out watching the shorts and one day went to the page and was soooooo happy when I seen that y'all had whole videos.
That first story y'all should win some awards for that I haven't laughed that hard in sooooo long 🤣 Sharon come take this phone 😂 they gone say I killed someone 😂 🤣 I can't breathe
