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Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
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Комментарии : 2,6 тыс.   
@SR-kt7jc
@SR-kt7jc 3 года назад
Until Bert, I didn't even know it was possible to interrupt yourself.
@Shansico
@Shansico 3 года назад
LMAO I know right?!?
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 года назад
Well you haven’t heard me trying to explain to a cop why I popped all the balloons at a Walmart with my pants off
@finthefishsep20toma
@finthefishsep20toma 3 года назад
If you know anyone with adhd you'll probably hear them cut off themselves like that, it happens to me a lot
@WhoDatBoy420
@WhoDatBoy420 3 года назад
@Steven Richter that Take A Shot comment made me LoL for real. Then I took a shot!
@WhoDatBoy420
@WhoDatBoy420 3 года назад
@@finthefishsep20toma VERY TRUE
@HowtoDieAlonePodcast
@HowtoDieAlonePodcast 3 года назад
Bert's back, now the longest Tom gets to talk is during AD reads 😀
@Ozhull
@Ozhull 3 года назад
This podcast is the equivalent of Tom patting Bert on the head and saying "really? Tell me more sweetie!"
@jamesholeman7594
@jamesholeman7594 3 года назад
Best way to avoid getting cancelled
@rileyhughes5613
@rileyhughes5613 3 года назад
@Pancake Head idk why that feeling is so common in the 2B community? Bert is almost undeniably more famous, he's had a lot more mainstream exposure via traditional TV and Netflix, trended on twitter multiple times, and his JRE episodes consistently outperform Tom's. He's undeniably a popular entertainer with a massive public appeal. That having been said: I personally like Tom's style of comedy more, I think he's objectively a better joke writer; but I also don't understand the hate on Brent in this specific community. The running jokes contribute a lot to the longevity of this podcast, replace him with guests indefinitely and it would just become YMH-Lite™ and defeat the entire purpose of this show. Don't be stingy.
@hwall37
@hwall37 3 года назад
I wish Bert would disappear from all things, comedy, podcasts, tv shows, all of it.
@One.thousand.plateaus
@One.thousand.plateaus 3 года назад
Why isn't anyone more concerned about Bert almost answering death's sweet call
@rewindsretro1328
@rewindsretro1328 3 года назад
I loved how Bort was telling Michael about the quicksand thing and his only response was "can i speak to Tom again?"
@thomasbobinski4127
@thomasbobinski4127 Год назад
Michael gave no fucks 😂
@lenahanconor9570
@lenahanconor9570 3 года назад
“They’re putting Kool-Aid in the water to make the frogs gay”
@WesleyThibodeau
@WesleyThibodeau 3 года назад
7/11 is for my Inside Slob !
@cabin_fever
@cabin_fever 3 года назад
actually its atrizine
@Queleb1
@Queleb1 3 года назад
Shoutout to Oki's weird stories who I learned about this from
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 года назад
Jurassic Park taught me that frogs spontaneously mutate from one sex to another in a single sex environment. The Mommies have taught me that gender is a spectrum. Alex Jones looks like a coked out toad, as does Bart who is addicted to Kool-Aid. Hmmm...
@trestres875
@trestres875 3 года назад
to be serious for a second tho, our water is mad contaminated with pharmaceuticals and hormones and agricultural chemicals that can also have mutagenic effects. This has been recorded since the 1990s. Its likely not intentional, but the result of things like birth control medications in urine and other phtyo-estrogens (BPA plastic is another) that have slowly built up a higher concentration in many of our water supplies. there is a super rare percentage of animals born intersex, or hermaphroditic, in nature already and this has been increasing and the main theories are this kind of contamination. Its likely not a conspiracy and also likely not just frogs - look around you im not into alex jones and even when hes partially right he tends to go too far and muddy the waters with extra "details" - and he's been horribly and inexcusably wrong in the past. But he's been right on some things and I did a project on this over 20years ago using non-google research and there's something to the whole "claim" of water pollution, my dear Jeans
@MrBlackLenses
@MrBlackLenses 3 года назад
The idea of an astronaut not being able to hang himself is brilliant lmao, also Michael Stahl seems like he’d be a great YMH guest
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад
It would be hysterical for the scene to go to black and it jumps forward a hour or two and he’s just floating, all pissed off with the noose around his neck not doing a thing.
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 года назад
That guy sounded like a poverty Anthony Jeselnik, but I would love to see Stall-Bro become a contributor to this show
@fartcriminals9623
@fartcriminals9623 3 года назад
It reminds me of a Rick and Morty bit
@SteveCossaboom
@SteveCossaboom 3 года назад
Uhh 100% easier ... take your helmet off and take a DEEP BREATH.
@ehvvdude
@ehvvdude 3 года назад
bert almost passing out has to be the funniest moment on 2bears im crying lmao holy shit 1:03:25
@BRENTxBEAR
@BRENTxBEAR 3 года назад
Brett really is the only person I know who can interrupt himself while talking with a completely different topic
@StephenKyle91
@StephenKyle91 3 года назад
2 Bears 1 Talker with Tim Secura & Blob Twizzler
@shannontoppari5967
@shannontoppari5967 3 года назад
Bahhhhahahahah!!!
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 года назад
Lmao!
@TallKyleMusic
@TallKyleMusic 3 года назад
Hahaha
@atouken6695
@atouken6695 3 года назад
Ah finally a creative one
@wasteland6961
@wasteland6961 3 года назад
😂
@lewisaultman
@lewisaultman 3 года назад
I got so excited and then realized Bert's back.
@BZEDAKING
@BZEDAKING 3 года назад
😂🤣
@04roush
@04roush 3 года назад
Uhhh hundred percent...
@alaintavakoli4573
@alaintavakoli4573 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevenpope
@stevenpope 3 года назад
Yup
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 года назад
From the dead
@MrMusicLuvinMan
@MrMusicLuvinMan 3 года назад
52:01 “Maybe I’m the Alex Jones of fitness” with Terry’s Jim stare at the camera is a top 10 podcast moment
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 года назад
1:03:30 *Bert almost passing out with Toms reaction and Whitney Adderall rambling is an amazing site.*
@544001
@544001 3 года назад
*sight
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 года назад
@@544001 No. It's an actual website
@ChrisAli
@ChrisAli 3 года назад
I legit though Bert was about to have a stroke when he was on the phone lol
@tomfurlong5384
@tomfurlong5384 3 года назад
Can tell Burt is back when Tom has said 2 words in 15 minutes.
@megano9598
@megano9598 3 года назад
my favorite part of this podcast is when Bert says something so outrageous or absurd and tom just looks at the camera😂
@humantranscendence
@humantranscendence 2 года назад
Uuuuh... 100 percent 😂
@franktothemax
@franktothemax 3 года назад
8:16 Tom was SO CLOSE to ALMOST getting to say something about himself. With bated breath, I continued listening waiting for Tom to finally speak up. Alas, maybe next time Tom.
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 года назад
Burnt is back....bye Tom! Nice hearing from ya!!
@alaintavakoli4573
@alaintavakoli4573 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@GregsTurtleHaven
@GregsTurtleHaven 3 года назад
Tom was a great guest host
@brianogden492
@brianogden492 3 года назад
Tom is too calm I need high energy Bert to keep me awake at work
@TheOffender000
@TheOffender000 3 года назад
No joke!
@orenthalsimpson
@orenthalsimpson 3 года назад
Bert speaks like a teenage girl, I want Tim back
@OldmanHitch
@OldmanHitch 3 года назад
I really hope Dr Drew takes a look at that part where Bert almost passes out.
@jessicadanner6784
@jessicadanner6784 3 года назад
ME TOOOO
@bghybghy1
@bghybghy1 3 года назад
Time stamp anyone?
@robinpletcher156
@robinpletcher156 3 года назад
1:03:31
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 3 года назад
They just skipped over it like it was nothing.. Man turned purple
@jessejensen3689
@jessejensen3689 3 года назад
Seriously 😳
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 3 года назад
- throws Chris D'elia under the bus - drive over him - back up, drive over him again - go forward, drive over him again - *OH ALSO I'm surprisingly good at basketball*
@GettingNegative
@GettingNegative 3 года назад
F that guy. He always seamed like a creeper to me. Never trust ANYONE who insists on talking like a teenager.
@peteg4957
@peteg4957 3 года назад
and noone picked chrissy destephano for their team, he can actually play
@Hey_Jeans
@Hey_Jeans 2 года назад
I hate bert
@robertglenn7767
@robertglenn7767 3 года назад
Bert going to a high school with only one black dude is the least surprising thing I’ve heard all day.
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 3 года назад
Bert actually looks unhealthier, if that was possible.
@piquitomonoloco
@piquitomonoloco 3 года назад
At least he’s not drinking a gallon of kool-aid everyday lmao.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
@@piquitomonoloco did he switch it to a gallon of Tito's a day or something?
@AnthonySal
@AnthonySal 3 года назад
Alcohol is legitimately taking him down slowly. And he knows that but won’t stop. #Addict
@MatDeCesare
@MatDeCesare 3 года назад
yeah, dudes face is swollen and red. sucks to see it.
@Daddy.loves.you.
@Daddy.loves.you. 3 года назад
guys it's just because he's not wearing his whoop
@chrishigh4113
@chrishigh4113 3 года назад
I am so happy that we got to see Bert have his 1st stroke on screen while they were talking to Whitney.
@nativelad9411
@nativelad9411 3 года назад
This comment deserves top of the board
@chrishigh4113
@chrishigh4113 3 года назад
@@nativelad9411 Whatever it takes, we cant have him stroke out on top of some poor Doggie
@Guzzlo35
@Guzzlo35 3 года назад
Someone needs to do a compilation of times Bert says "the hardest i've ever laughed" with different stories
@fionnburke551
@fionnburke551 3 года назад
Jesus the call between Brent and Whitney was uncomfortable
@everywhereyougo
@everywhereyougo 3 года назад
Either the color grading on Bret’s camera is off or he is dying.
@KAPANGAAAMASTER
@KAPANGAAAMASTER 3 года назад
He's dying
@IcyBloodFyre
@IcyBloodFyre 3 года назад
@@KAPANGAAAMASTER yep.
@Spencer121583
@Spencer121583 3 года назад
Or both
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 года назад
It's just a reason for him to talk about himself for an hour on next week's episode.
@mflugo9082
@mflugo9082 3 года назад
We’re all dying.
@maxrabkin
@maxrabkin 3 года назад
Ah, I see it's back to 2 Bears 1 Voice this week.
@jkken1
@jkken1 3 года назад
We just saw Bert die like 96 percent.. That fainting shit was scary
@SirBobbyDuncan
@SirBobbyDuncan 9 месяцев назад
Another hour of Bert being incapable of shutting up long enough for Tom to be able to complete a sentence
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 3 года назад
I took 12 Benadryl about an hour ago and have access to good weed couldn’t be more excited
@brendanwoodley7567
@brendanwoodley7567 3 года назад
@Surreal 99 really horny. He could finish in 4 strokes
@apinksquid
@apinksquid 3 года назад
Pls don't die. RIP Benadryl guy
@michelobdog8825
@michelobdog8825 3 года назад
Level three mosquito spell
@hmmm8648
@hmmm8648 3 года назад
Yo tim how’s it going
@Shweaty7
@Shweaty7 3 года назад
This is just like that chair guy that ended up dying.
@Daddy.loves.you.
@Daddy.loves.you. 3 года назад
i want to see bert hold his breath for a minute and 45 seconds. this dude almost passed out, on this episode, while breathing.
@HarpertheSage
@HarpertheSage 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure a couple episodes ago Brendt said he could hold it for like 4 minutes. This might be why he's nearly dying in front of us.
@lbur6630
@lbur6630 3 года назад
I get the feeling Tom and Joe don't agree about Alex Jones
@MrJayehawk
@MrJayehawk 3 года назад
I'm Team-Tom on this one.
@JoshuaDawesme
@JoshuaDawesme 3 года назад
52:00 to 52:15 was the best reactions from both of them that I've ever seen lol.. maybe excluding Tom reacting to Bert drinking so much Kool-aid.
@andrewmanzanares4120
@andrewmanzanares4120 3 года назад
is no one going to talk about how Brent LITERALLY almost passed out?! incredible.
@mrbrett19
@mrbrett19 3 года назад
Time stamp?
@MrConeman
@MrConeman 3 года назад
He was listening to Whitney Cummings. I'm surprised he powered through.
@Falconetti182
@Falconetti182 3 года назад
@@mrbrett19 1:03:27
@butchdotkoski
@butchdotkoski 3 года назад
We just watched a man have a mini stroke. It was hilarious
@PICFL1
@PICFL1 3 года назад
My mans was saving Delia 😭
@noahwyatt23
@noahwyatt23 3 года назад
Whelp, hearing Tom’s voice was nice while it lasted.
@efowler713
@efowler713 3 года назад
Outstanding 👏
@peanutgallery7753
@peanutgallery7753 3 года назад
Shut up. We like Bert
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 года назад
"We"
@kali6651
@kali6651 3 года назад
@@peanutgallery7753 Uh..right. Sure. Yes?
@NotPorn
@NotPorn 3 года назад
HOLY SHIT, BERT ALMOST PASSING OUT WAS SCARY AND HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME.
@michaelkulas8089
@michaelkulas8089 3 года назад
phone guy - "Bert Bert Bert shut up put tom back on the phone" "ok :D"
@anthonythompson3447
@anthonythompson3447 3 года назад
That was my favorite part of the episode🤣.
@mr.mason718
@mr.mason718 3 года назад
Just gonna pass over how this man almost passed out?
@trevorrichards6642
@trevorrichards6642 3 года назад
“I am the Alex Jones of fitness!” “THIS PODCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHOOP FITNESS TRACKER!”
@chadmartin6005
@chadmartin6005 2 года назад
coming back to old episodes is a great way to relieve stress
@mikezazworsky
@mikezazworsky 3 года назад
2007: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Jim's facial expression on "The Office" 2020: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Tom's facial expression when Bert says something preposterous.
@milklizard
@milklizard 3 года назад
The way Tom looked at the camera when Bert realised he was the Alex Jones of fitness, pure The Office material.
@apocshadow1217
@apocshadow1217 3 года назад
I died. Funniest thing I've seen all day
@milklizard
@milklizard 3 года назад
@@apocshadow1217 cracked me up
@jhondoux
@jhondoux 3 года назад
They need to make that face into a shirt I need that
@bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717
@bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717 3 года назад
The Cafeteria
@ABRAsylum
@ABRAsylum 3 года назад
That's the hardest I've ever heard Nadav laugh
@BrionSalazar
@BrionSalazar 3 года назад
uhhh, can we talk about Bert almost passing out, and then casually almost saying, "I've been passing out a lot"???!!???
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 года назад
He just doesn’t realize he needs insulin yet
@tomtruman2950
@tomtruman2950 3 года назад
Bert - please, please, please get a full cardiac workup - stress tests, blood tests etc. if i hadnt passed out i was on my way to having a massive widowmaker H.A.
@GoochWeeble
@GoochWeeble 3 года назад
I could feel Covid creeping into my ears when Whitney started talking.
@tonyjohnson4538
@tonyjohnson4538 2 года назад
How come the more she talks thenmore I wanna passout like Burt
@lindsayh1176
@lindsayh1176 3 года назад
Berry sat so still after Tom asked about photos I thought my phone had froze and was dying 😂
@breculve82
@breculve82 3 года назад
I could listen to a whole episode of Yoshi stories.
@LoieLush
@LoieLush 3 года назад
like (i'm not ruining 69 likes)
@Vers16
@Vers16 3 года назад
James Brown was 6'3"
@sophianardozzi1331
@sophianardozzi1331 3 года назад
Nah, he's 6'8 at least
@darraghmcalinden5217
@darraghmcalinden5217 3 года назад
I just wanted some chicken wings.....
@yammer4830
@yammer4830 3 года назад
U off by 9 inches buddy
@jennahsighed
@jennahsighed 3 года назад
On his mother's shoulders
@Mack_B
@Mack_B 3 года назад
just dont drench them wings
@StormCrow12290
@StormCrow12290 3 года назад
Remember the days when someone almost fainting was a cause for concern? Pepperidge farm remembers.
@tesviper8784
@tesviper8784 3 года назад
No one picked Chris Distefano for their basketball team.
@AdamRuiz7
@AdamRuiz7 3 года назад
Literally played college ball lol
@genewilson2158
@genewilson2158 3 года назад
"B.E.A.R.S" Balls, Elbow, Angry, Ribs, Scotch Let's see the pics! Send them in!
@jamisonkyle1362
@jamisonkyle1362 3 года назад
Scotch should be scrum
@codyp7443
@codyp7443 3 года назад
@@jamisonkyle1362 God i hope better nadav finds this
@wangchong000
@wangchong000 3 года назад
This needs more likes
@genewilson2158
@genewilson2158 3 года назад
@@jamisonkyle1362 Scrum and Balls are so close to each other that would too easy. Haha
@derekstalbaum7577
@derekstalbaum7577 3 года назад
ribs is gonna be tough for a large percentage of 2 bears listeners
@codybaker2135
@codybaker2135 3 года назад
Can we just get a whole episode of Tom talking like Yoshi?
@jameshedden2260
@jameshedden2260 Год назад
Bert "sorta" passing out is absolutely sending me
@audioliciousxxx
@audioliciousxxx 3 года назад
Bert: "... maybe I AM the Alex Jones of fitness!!" Tom's facial expression: "You not wrong."
@JAM92MAGANA
@JAM92MAGANA 3 года назад
Love how yall forgot Chris Distefano. Legit hooper who played in Europe.
@tavog8150
@tavog8150 3 года назад
I heard rickglassman is good too
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 3 года назад
Yeah Chrissy Hoops played in Turkey until he got kicked out after he tripped a fan 😉
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 3 года назад
Adam Sandler
@MachSea
@MachSea 3 года назад
@@tavog8150 That's all he used to do. I think he'd be pretty good, tbh. (He talked about it on the Khalyla episode)
@whatthe3745
@whatthe3745 3 года назад
@Tony C h
@magzeyhq379
@magzeyhq379 3 года назад
bert: i think i just passed out while listening to whitney talking, but i can for sure hold my breath for a minute 45 haha, bert ur the best
@TheComedyGuitarGuy
@TheComedyGuitarGuy 5 месяцев назад
Production shouting 'CALL 911!!' when Bort passes out will stay with me 😂😂😂
@SMEGEL145
@SMEGEL145 3 года назад
and Whitney Cummings yet again reassures my hatred for her
@user-bf5vi6yg8n
@user-bf5vi6yg8n 3 года назад
She’ll stab anyone in the back for fame
@elbaeza
@elbaeza 3 года назад
Nadav is the villain arch nemesis of Young Jaimie
@eblocker1016
@eblocker1016 3 года назад
This comment is gold
@jobbysandwich1797
@jobbysandwich1797 3 года назад
lmao thank you
@trainman11689
@trainman11689 3 года назад
Brent is back looking worse than he ever has
@StephenKyle91
@StephenKyle91 3 года назад
Lmaooooo
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 3 года назад
Lyle disagrees.
@Revolution1117
@Revolution1117 3 года назад
I think Brent turned "Sober October" into "Drink & Eat with Impunity October", and also think his weeks-long bus tours are a "get out jail free" card to party & eat without the restrictions of LeeAnn & the girls. Not a bad gig for Burnt.
@thirdplanetman9468
@thirdplanetman9468 3 года назад
He almost blacked out, what was that? I love you Bert !
@hwall37
@hwall37 3 года назад
Looking more and more like a old alcoholic who’s actions are catching up to him
@kimtoxie2268
@kimtoxie2268 3 года назад
I'm just so glad my worlds are colliding: Elliot in the Morning AND 2 Bears?! Dream come true
@greenward479
@greenward479 3 года назад
When Bert almost past out during that call I spit out my coffee lol
@angmillz6559
@angmillz6559 3 года назад
Ummm is Bert good?! I died when he said “i almost passed out” 😂🤔
@Joey-zy4cs
@Joey-zy4cs 3 года назад
Dude Burt is aging before our eyes. What is happing to him. He’s like a gray color now
@kennethbaldonado4348
@kennethbaldonado4348 3 года назад
He’s lookin like an ash trey
@Joey-zy4cs
@Joey-zy4cs 3 года назад
@@kennethbaldonado4348 lmao 😂 he’s getting that weird blotchy skin that alcoholics get. First time I’ve really noticed it.
@kennethbaldonado4348
@kennethbaldonado4348 3 года назад
Yes! Seen it 1,000 times , he’s not fooling anyone
@nimimerkillinen
@nimimerkillinen 3 года назад
Atleast the fact that he is almost half century old is happening to him
@ARCoventry
@ARCoventry 3 года назад
Astronaut hanging himself is HILARIOUS!!!! I have this doodle of a clown hanging himself by balloon I thought was clever but in space that’s gold
@Riverfrost77
@Riverfrost77 3 года назад
I already want to see another 2 bears live hahaha, I love these guys so much! Fatstronauts needs to happen also!
@dubufam7948
@dubufam7948 3 года назад
Looks like we get to hear bert almost have a heart attack/stroke for 78 minutes.
@Bellyheart
@Bellyheart 3 года назад
I think he did during the Whitney phone call.
@TheSeakr
@TheSeakr 3 года назад
So tired of Bert . Tom really needs his own pod. Please.
@ayron419
@ayron419 3 года назад
I just hope Ryan Sickler takes over when hes gone
@shaneb374
@shaneb374 3 года назад
@@TheSeakr then don’t watch ?
@TheSeakr
@TheSeakr 3 года назад
@@shaneb374 maybe a weaker spirit would let Bert stop me from enjoying Toms content. Ill just express my opinion. Solid suggestion though
@hippysarebad
@hippysarebad 3 года назад
Bert is having a heart attack during this ep. Why is his face dark purple + nearly passing out for no reason??
@maxlamangouste
@maxlamangouste 3 года назад
Because he has a serious drinking problem.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 года назад
He's just so dumb that he forgot to breathe
@nevergiveup3320
@nevergiveup3320 3 года назад
Iknow it’s random but I lost my job then apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. I’m living out my car just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. I have cash app&Venmo which are Allyboy23...Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. God bless 🙏🏻
@hippysarebad
@hippysarebad 3 года назад
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull yeah but.. the purple face?
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 года назад
@@nevergiveup3320 You have a phone and a car, you can work Postmates instead of watching RU-vid ya bum
@williamr.bennett2778
@williamr.bennett2778 3 года назад
Sad to hear Whitney bag on Chris even after he's countered the allegations against him. Wish these people would talk about it more.
@robertglenn7767
@robertglenn7767 3 года назад
She’s just a sold out SJW now. Nothing surprising at all.
@tomd1939
@tomd1939 3 года назад
Another amy schumer in the making.
@timw4432
@timw4432 3 года назад
She's a nasty piece of work
@woldrawm
@woldrawm 3 года назад
It's so great to have bert back! I have so missed you bert!
@marissahaide5555
@marissahaide5555 3 года назад
Holy shit “Alex jones of fitness” straight into a whoop ad as never made me want one more!!
@Spawn303
@Spawn303 3 года назад
Bert is the type of guy to close his eyes when he eats hot dogs
@autismunleashed1628
@autismunleashed1628 3 года назад
That's so true
@reggiekilgore7448
@reggiekilgore7448 Год назад
That's FUCKEN FUNNY 🤣
@luk3dawgnasty
@luk3dawgnasty 3 года назад
It’s clear, Tom and Bert don’t wanna get canceled
@toddconley3245
@toddconley3245 3 года назад
An interesting observation, why do you say that? 😂
@luk3dawgnasty
@luk3dawgnasty 3 года назад
@James Williams they shouldn’t care being comedians.
@dimebagshane
@dimebagshane 3 года назад
52:09 is exactly why I love this show 💀
@RP_511
@RP_511 3 года назад
Amazing how fast Whitney can ruin a podcast. pure talent
@lens_hunter
@lens_hunter 3 года назад
I agree. She is quite awful. Her comments about Chris were cringe. And all of her shows are pretty bad.
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 года назад
Shes so jealous of him it's sad
@ev1bl
@ev1bl 3 года назад
She is useless and nobody likes her
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 года назад
@@ev1bl which is why Chris never wanted her
@ev1bl
@ev1bl 3 года назад
@@newsrapper which again is why she is so salty
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 года назад
Glad to see Bert wore his best t-shirt...looks like he grabbed his "cleanup" rag off the floor!!!
@brendancarmichael4052
@brendancarmichael4052 3 года назад
Again?
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 года назад
@@brendancarmichael4052 🤣 yep!!
@ghostpiss1374
@ghostpiss1374 3 года назад
Damn
@JusticeMuz
@JusticeMuz 3 года назад
Easy team PG - Whitney Cummings (played overseas) SG - Chris Distefano (D1 st josephs) SF - Andrew Santino (big kid + angry) PF - Michael rapaport (OG) C - Bo Burnham (6'5)
@nathaniels2844
@nathaniels2844 3 года назад
Brent almost passing out should have me concerned about his health but I watched it twice and couldn’t stop laughing!
@cheaptricked3148
@cheaptricked3148 3 года назад
Tom's Yoshi impression is one of my favourite things
@madskrillz2
@madskrillz2 3 года назад
Bert is starting to sound like Steven Seagal. Claims he's an expert at everything 😂.
@MultiTravellingman
@MultiTravellingman 3 года назад
Steven needs to be on Bert's team, some say action star I say comedy gold.
@alexsmith2885
@alexsmith2885 3 года назад
He’s been playing basketball for like, 47 years
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 года назад
I mean Seagal single-handedly brought basketball to Japan soooo not really a great example
@stevencalka1818
@stevencalka1818 3 года назад
Good to see the boys back together!!!!
@zmeeds17
@zmeeds17 3 года назад
Tom's impression of Yoshi has me dying. 🤣
@martinhudobivnik5895
@martinhudobivnik5895 3 года назад
"We have this program where we bring in the special needs kid every week to google things."
@maybeaspider3456
@maybeaspider3456 3 года назад
nadav is the literal opposite of jedi jamie the google wizard. i hesitate to email tom's business email to replace nadav in exchange for getting pissed on and beaten
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 3 года назад
Unless it's to google gaping vaginas #WhereMyMomsAt 😆 took 1.5 seconds
@Sicwkskxkckckzd
@Sicwkskxkckckzd 3 года назад
Nice 👍🏻 u obv came up with that
@moToPow3r
@moToPow3r 3 года назад
That was kind of weird watching Bert almost pass out. wonder what that was all about? Looked like the Covid guy who kept passing out on screen.
@jacoblaursen4812
@jacoblaursen4812 3 года назад
Passing out is a symptom of covid. Why did they just ignore that? Even if not from covid, it still seems serious.
@hmaz7637
@hmaz7637 3 года назад
Aw! I love that Bert included Preston & Steve in his list of great DJs! They are Philly legends! 💙
@jordanrogers4046
@jordanrogers4046 Год назад
Is facial expressions are my favorite, the look with the “ why’d you wanna tell me that “ 🤣🤣🤣
@jrjrjrjr7812
@jrjrjrjr7812 3 года назад
Are we not talking about how Brent literally stroked out while talking to Whitney?
@lomuus
@lomuus 3 года назад
I almost stroked out while listening to her
@HarryRomero81
@HarryRomero81 3 года назад
Yeah what the hell, is that something he does??
@booyahinc
@booyahinc 3 года назад
Didn’t everyone?
@nz540im3
@nz540im3 3 года назад
I spat my drink everywhere when he said he nearly passed out
@nz540im3
@nz540im3 3 года назад
@@HarryRomero81 just replayed it. That was kinda fucked up
@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER
@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER 3 года назад
Damn I got here so quick, I almost came in four strokes
@hamilcross
@hamilcross 3 года назад
fwah strokes!
@glenstephenson771
@glenstephenson771 3 года назад
According to my RU-vid, this was uploaded 32 minutes ago and you commented 36 minutes ago, you commented before they uploaded
@Nervar
@Nervar 3 года назад
@@glenstephenson771 he had to pre dude
@jexanrp8642
@jexanrp8642 3 года назад
I love how confident Tom is about the racing challenge 😂
@ML-kx9gz
@ML-kx9gz 3 года назад
lmao @ yoshi "he said he was hungry like a shark, he was just circling jack in the box" rofl
@jrmiles5437
@jrmiles5437 3 года назад
So Bert's been on tour and filming projects, and now he's sneezing, coughing, and almost passed out during the episode. I wonder what's going on...
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 года назад
Finally dieing
@HartleySpurlock
@HartleySpurlock 3 года назад
Sounds like a typical Monday for Bert.
@hokurakensei6958
@hokurakensei6958 3 года назад
Def noticed he sounded congested...coughing...the pass out thing was weird.
@alexmullenhour719
@alexmullenhour719 3 года назад
Completely forgot burnt Chrysler is a part of this show
@VTnewcastle14
@VTnewcastle14 3 года назад
And this week I forgot Tom is part of the show
@icummins1806
@icummins1806 3 года назад
He shouldn't be
@imronburgundy8602
@imronburgundy8602 3 года назад
I wish he wasn't...
@imissmypeep2209
@imissmypeep2209 Год назад
25:35 "why did you want to tell ME that"? Holy shit I laughed SO hard at that!!!!!!! Struck me VERY funny!! I LEGIT don't think I've ever laughed out loud so much listening to any other podcasts!!
@MayonnaiseVenusaur
@MayonnaiseVenusaur 3 года назад
Chemical runoff turning frogs gay is a 100% real thing. NPR printed it too.
@swtrgod6527
@swtrgod6527 3 года назад
"They're taking orders from people, while we just do what we wanna do" exactly why the show is so likeable 🎯
@qbe5038
@qbe5038 3 года назад
It was nice being able to hear Tim for a few episodes. Keep featherin it brother!
@BigTimbo91
@BigTimbo91 3 года назад
I couldn’t stop laughing when Bert said he thought he had stomach cancer and Tom didn’t even react 😂
@dhammadasa2563
@dhammadasa2563 3 года назад
This podcast is so Awesome Bert Literally almost died laughing lol🤣😂😅❤🙏🏾
@dsauce8780
@dsauce8780 3 года назад
Does tome sugerdad surround himself with men who laugh in a really high pitch? You decide.
@jordanmercier3616
@jordanmercier3616 3 года назад
Yeah, it gets him off, he's really tryna bust a 5 foot nut.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад
I'll take Sickle-cell's laugh over Brent's dog-whistle any day
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles 3 года назад
Yes or yes
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 года назад
Bert is to fitness what Albert Fish was to babysitting
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
Bert is to Fitness as Susan Smith is to her kids.
@sarawinsett4217
@sarawinsett4217 3 года назад
That Albert Fish was a real jerk.
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 года назад
@@sarawinsett4217 Fish chose victims that were either mentally handicapped or... (DO NOT LAUGH AT THIS NEXT PART) .. .. African American
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 3 года назад
Ok..... solid comment & totally unexpected reference. Thank you
@vance9090
@vance9090 3 года назад
So Bret puts pin needles in his ass too?
@CapoeiraRecio
@CapoeiraRecio 3 года назад
Tom imitating Yoshi is fucking awesome 😂😂
@chrisprince7073
@chrisprince7073 3 года назад
I’ve always wondered how many hats Bert has, and what his closet must look like. I think like a closet tour showing off all your different types of hats would be very interesting..