WoWs classes for beginners in 60 seconds or less: 1) Battleships: Big, slow, leviathan like vessels used to snipe and tank damage. Otherwise known as BB's, BBabies, or nooBB's. Generally played by whiners who overcompensate for small appendages with large internet guns. 2) Cruisers: Otherwise known as CA's, CL's, or radar CAck's. Mid sized ships used to pWn planes, see through islands, unbalance game matches, and to get insta-blapped in one volley from nooBB's. Generally played by assholes who tea-bag in Halo. 3) Carriers: Used to attack stragglers with torpedo plane strikes. Only after spending 15 minutes doing steamy fighter on fighter action and not contributing to your team at all. Known as CV's. Generally played by StarCraft and C+C fans. 4) Destroyers: Small, nimble, fast, deadly ships used to scout, hunt other destroyers, and send BB's to a watery grave. Otherwise known as goDD's. Usually played by the most skilled players in WoWs. This class has been nerfed into a near useless state numerous times, yet it's captains still can shit down your neck. It's the most feared class and always primary targets. Pros play these. 😎
