Ep.64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how Bert watches a movie, Ethan Suplee's weight loss transformation, what David Letterman thinks of Bert, HBO's Tiger Woods documentary, and how they would feel if their significant others passed away. They also watch AEW commentators flub Bert's name, respond to follow-up emails recommending monarchies for the Bears to check out, as well as emails poking holes in last week's original thoughts. Todd and Bart also announce their upcoming Big Game Live Show.
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@mcant17 3 года назад

“I’m gonna listen now” *speaks for five minutes straight*

@dsauce8780 3 года назад

@@AgendaInMind oh shit tell me more

@linuscore 3 года назад

Bert: "I hate when they get my last name wrong" also Bert: "Benaffleck!"

@delaneysays 3 года назад

It’s not a name but nightmeer is pretty great too

@Whystling_Byrd Год назад

Beneflec.

@daniellarsen2204 3 года назад

Bert is the poster child for, "You can't outrun a poor diet."

@willis7404 3 года назад

So true! 5miles a day and still fat as hell

@matthewfortuna3443 3 года назад

^THIS

@troygrandy7137 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@charlottem.1477 3 года назад

So glad someone said it.

@heavenwasfool 3 года назад

If he stops drinking he’d be like Tom lol

@marcus11947 3 года назад

Bret is the instrument that only Tom knows how to play.

@jzen1455 3 года назад

or tolerates

@weaverfever2972 3 года назад

and the noise he makes when he puts his lips on him and blows is beautiful

@niteshade8546 3 года назад

Then why does he make it squeal so much?

@niteshade8546 3 года назад

@Steve Mo it's more of a bagpipe full of booze and uncrustables stuffed in the pipes.

@aMAREKanoutdoors 3 года назад

It's also the only instrument he knows how to play

@jasonlamb7329 3 года назад

I can't believe Tom didn't milk this wrestling thing even more Bruce was really upset.

@18Callahan 3 года назад

Bruce reaches for his phone immediately…and calls people that don’t answer.

@cdnpunk2270 3 года назад

Pull up "wrestling"

@ultranitro437 3 года назад

Who? Brant Krichtner?

@kusucks991 3 года назад

12:08 timestamp for the promo clip where they get Bert's name wrong twice

@tylerwantstobeacreator9936 3 года назад

Thank you!!

@jheymann69 3 года назад

doing the lords work sir

@ThexEmulator 3 года назад

Thank you so much 🤣

@gabrielsalas3230 3 года назад

GOAT

@Edboy33 3 года назад

🙏 thank you I’ve been looking for this for awhile now

@juliuspronk7532 3 года назад

If Bruce’s documentary isn’t called “The Mickey Mantle Gene” I’m gonna be pissed

@richcheckmaker 3 года назад

You mean Bruce Kersher?

@nickf7448 3 года назад

Unfortunately Mackey mantles family has already threatened to bring a lawsuit against Brent Khrysler for merchandise with the phrase on it. LAME

@juliuspronk7532 3 года назад

@@nickf7448 that’s really lame

@smokintoomuch2314 3 года назад

@@juliuspronk7532 Bert would do the same to protect his brand. Just a thought.

@mattphillips6007 3 года назад

Its spelt burnt

@kcghostt 3 года назад

Sometimes I think to myself "Bert isn't THAT dumb, is he?" And then Monday rolls around again and I'm reminded

@bodhisebastian6132 3 года назад

You know I hated him because of his frequent interruptions on this podcast. But then he made the genius move of bringing Whitney on. Now I fondly welcome all of Bruce kurshers well meaning half formed thoughts and interruptions.

@evanodaniel8666 3 года назад

@@bodhisebastian6132 agreed 😂

@DS-li3jg 3 года назад

He really is 😂😂😂

@arikulka7774 3 года назад

Tom: “my aunt died” Bert: “how’d she die” Tom: “cancer” Bert: “oh ok good”

@marcdemise2072 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment lmfaoo

@Jeebus86 3 года назад

How old was she? 69...

@superlightningohno 3 года назад

Then he immediately tried to steer the conversation to saved by the bell.

@rashidi100 3 года назад

@@Jeebus86 nice

@drewthompson5425 3 года назад

Bert's laugh sounds like a crying child trying to explain to his mom why they are crying

@wisterV 3 года назад

UHHUNDREDPERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@seattletyler 3 года назад

@@wisterV is this a bryan callen tells a story about living abeoad 100 or a mark sisson sputum in the lungs will be the death of you 100?

@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 3 года назад

@@seattletyler the fuck?

@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 3 года назад

@@user-jw8qu2ic1y he must have had a stroke while typing that. It’s the only explanation. Haha

@apotter1187 3 года назад

"Bert kersher... BRUCE KRESHER!" - The guy who pissed off Bart Chrysler

@natemododragon9969 3 года назад

One of those guys was Chris Jericho. Lol the Bruce one.

@ethangrimes3931 3 года назад

I feel like Bruce is definitely saying Ben Affleck as "Bena Fleck" just to bother us.

@nickawho98 3 года назад

yes yes yes!!! how has tim not called it out yet

@Whystling_Byrd Год назад

@@nickawho98 Better yet have Beneflec hit him, buff boy gone hurt more.

@jacksonmurphy5837 3 года назад

It’s kinda like Bert’s a 5 year old telling his dad a story that has no ending and Tom just has to sit there and listen to him cause he cares

@MediocreTCG 3 года назад

Dude my 7 year old never shuts the fuck up. But I was that kid and my parents were dicks to me, so I hear him out lol

@KitchenerLeslie2 3 года назад

@@MediocreTCG it’s so hard sometimes not to just verbally destroy my 7 year old. One soul crushing outburst and I’ll never have to listen to one of her pointless stories again, or think of my third favorite color. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world. But occasionally, I’m tempted.

@MediocreTCG 3 года назад

@@KitchenerLeslie2 one time recently I told him to PLEASE shut up for the first time ever, but it was after hours of him repeating shit, and before and after I said it I explained why and did so calmy. It wasn't that I didn't care, it was that there was nothing more for me to say in response to it and I made it very fucking clear. Mind you, this is a kid that I've never spanked or anything because other than being an annoying little fuck, he's alright lol

@MediocreTCG 3 года назад

@@tui8674 basically

@GV89bitch 3 года назад

@@MediocreTCG @Jackson Murphy

@HughGRexshin_ 3 года назад

Here’s the deal man I didn’t get much sleep and I really could use this squirrel treat to help carry me through to port mayonnaise

@agustinmiranda3168 3 года назад

Heresthethingmaaan

@markkimo 3 года назад

Ah hunnerd percent

@asall727 2 года назад

1:07:22 " I would never be able to replace you" 😂😂😂 despite it being hilarious this was also a really sweet scene showing the love these two have for each other. The best of friends and even brothers. Sweet and funny 😂

@jordanstellinga1188 3 года назад

This podcast should be called “Tom and Bert discuss temporary weight loss”

@michaelschimming5942 3 года назад

😂🤣🤣🤣😂 they should address this comment

@JustinWilson01 3 года назад

it truly is unbelievable how often Bart brings it up and how boring it is to listen to. Supermodels care less about their weight than Bert.

@killymckillkill 3 года назад

And the death of their wifes

@giovannioquendo6305 3 года назад

It should be called Bert rambles about none sense and Tom chimes in to keep it going

@jaybo9335 3 года назад

@@JustinWilson01 io

@hopeless__-ut6tg 3 года назад

Hearing Tom laugh hysterically at the mispronunciation of Brent's name will never get old

@connorfleniken3447 3 года назад

time stamp??

@hopeless__-ut6tg 3 года назад

@@connorfleniken3447 @12:18 🤣

@natalieevenew 3 года назад

Bert's reaction to the idea of Tom dying... is the funniest thing i've ever seen. ever

@dalefrybread 3 года назад

You can see in his eyes how devastated he was 🤣🤣

@chriscornelius6669 3 года назад

I laughed so hard that I cried when Bert said he'd miss Tom more than his wife. My best friend since first grade recently dropped dead at 46 years old. It left a true void in my life, so I could really understand where Bert was coming from. Thank you guys for the laugh/perspective.

@chriscornelius6669 3 года назад

@ScAnDeLeZ Thank you so much!

@vesi6602 3 года назад

Sorry about your friend. Condolences.

@Wogunder66 3 года назад

You can replace your wife but not your best friend.

@gillgreig2633 3 года назад

Sorry about your friend x

@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren 3 года назад

My he rest in piece

@OutlierConcepts 3 года назад

"Ive really been staying away from water" Why does he talk about water like it's a schedule 1 narcotic?

@beardedrake9983 3 года назад

Just look at him

@markpughjr 3 года назад

Because if it was a schedule 1, he’d consume it like water.

@OutlierConcepts 3 года назад

@@markpughjr as the saying goes ...AHUNNNDRED PERCENT

@Bleep831 3 года назад

@@prestonhong4850 hahah “red flavour” I love it

@BluntStuff 3 года назад

This grown ass man went through a "water phase" and I don't think it lasted a full month. His addictive personality could turn reading into a schedule I narcotic. Literally in fact; ask Burnt his opinions on reading.

@cornelius2713 3 года назад

The realization that they love each other more than their wives was epic.

@anthonyzullo 3 года назад

One comic simply said it. "You can only ever truly like a woman, but you fall in love with a man." I dont think Id trade my best friend over my woman. Weve know each other now 20 years and we stopped talking for a girl for a couple years, and that left me empty inside more than the fact that the girl so happened to be my fiance. I slept with my female best friend once, and the day after was the last time we ever spoke or seen each other. Wasnt worth the friendship. Idk, friend love is just so much stronger than relationship love. You can find another human to procreate with, but you cant get back what you had with your best mate. Cheers

@ABRAsylum 3 года назад

@@anthonyzullo "I fuck women. I fall in love with men." - Chris DeStefano

@boofert.washington2499 3 года назад

@@anthonyzullo my female best friend and I slept together before we became best friends. She was a hookup from a bar.

@jdhi5279 3 года назад

That's how best friends should be lol

@merlin4real Год назад

@boofert.washington2499 put a ring on it. If she gets a guy and he finds out you slept with her it won't be long before she cuts ties if she falls in love. Its not fair but that's life. Lock it down or watch it leave.

@mikehawk4455 3 года назад

“I lost an aunt. Cancer.” “oh ok good”

@neighborbruce 3 года назад

Funny that Bert isn't worried about cancer even though his lifestyle DEFINITELY increases his odds of getting cancer...

@dinomerk9149 3 года назад

@@neighborbruce lol bert is lost in life I think

@neighborbruce 3 года назад

@Lazar MMA thats facts bro

@kw1213 3 года назад

@@neighborbruce What part of "Mickey Mantle Gene" do you not understand?

@Travisgt45 3 года назад

This is the best thing about Mondays.

@BillHirsch1417 3 года назад

This and Bad Friends

@fgbtv3803 3 года назад

Bad friends imo then this one.

@ziggykorn1 3 года назад

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays

@BillHirsch1417 3 года назад

@@fgbtv3803 same. Bad friends is the best podcast ive seen in a while. Theyre so creative

@N3bUlus9 3 года назад

this Bill Burr and Weekend Observation.

@TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn 3 года назад

Brett- “I took a whole shower” Tim- “That’s pretty cool” 😂😂😂

@youericc 3 года назад

Brett kersher.

@gokuss15 3 года назад

It’s pronounced burnt Chrysler

@TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Whystling_Byrd Год назад

@@gokuss15 You rang? It's me Byrd Chritler.

@timmyneutron7411 3 года назад

Tom: How sad would you be if i died? Bruce: *Harmonica noises*

@roscoetorbenson3635 3 года назад

The slow march to this becoming a three hour podcast is underway

@elfnamedtaffy 3 года назад

I'm here for it.

@Jay-tj8gf 3 года назад

SO AM I

@dexikid 3 года назад

Bring it on!!

@LuiBC3 3 года назад

I’m so here for it

@BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад

Shit, that means Brent fucking up even more commercials!

@iceruiz44 3 года назад

On the outside bert is wild and Tom is tame. On the inside bert is generally normal, Tom is super fucked up

@chipdouglas5667 3 года назад

A huuuuundred percent

@jdhi5279 3 года назад

Never seen a truer statement.

@nintendoROX121 3 года назад

"generally normal"

@shawnmcvey7789 3 года назад

If anyone is a "ham and egger", it's either Bert Kursher or Bruce Kreischer.

@someguy2775 3 года назад

@@randygreen81 lol Bruce is a gay man's name

@tommychong316 3 года назад

Bert would fall in love with Chris Jericho though

@joshabbott3227 3 года назад

Ham andegger is a character on Bobs Burgers 🤷🏻‍♂️

@JesusIsKingOfKings88 3 года назад

I'm your 100th like!

@josephclay7315 3 года назад

This show is the reason I can enjoy the fact that it's Monday, and I know I am not alone.

@Mr.Meeseeks. 3 года назад

2bears in the morning bad friends in the afternoon. Mondays are pretty cool now

@mitchdey7642 3 года назад

Amen😂😂

@jasonwest1347 3 года назад

Monday wake and bake!

@jojoker926 3 года назад

I'm on the east coast just waiting for the 9 am mark to jump on here to listen to 2 bears monday morning at work.

@youllneverguesswho886 3 года назад

True story...this and bad friends 😝

@apoicalypse 3 года назад

That pinky ring story was so heartwarming. Bruce is such a thoughtful guy

@xisthestart1661 3 года назад

bert " Im being more healthy" also bert " diet cokes are a treat for me Ive been staying away from water" love this bear

@hewitttt 3 года назад

Bert wearing a pinky ring should get him in the Cool Guy Club

@josef2012 3 года назад

throw in a pair of pink earrings.

@kidxfamous06 3 года назад

🎸🎶🎶

@michael3448 3 года назад

@@whitestguyuknow cool story Troy.

@themcrib7920 3 года назад

@@whitestguyuknow thank you Tory, very cool!

@XxxgrungyxxX 3 года назад

What the...... Hey jason what's with the profile pic?

@ScorpionP2C 3 года назад

Blart: I dont understand why businesses are trying to protect themselves this way Bort: Its not like those people are burning their businesses down Bert: I dont really drive anywhere or know whats going on .... yeah we can tell

@BrandonKBills 3 года назад

Excalibur: “Bert Kersher” Chris Jericho:”Bruce Kreisher”

@pinaoui 3 года назад

Man...this makes me laugh every time

@pgorodiloff 3 года назад

Bruce Kreisher is joining the Inner Circle

@natemododragon9969 3 года назад

So fuckin funny lol Tom lead him right into it too like it was sick 😂

@ImTheMayor 3 года назад

Jericho 100% did it on purpose

@BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад

This came up in botchamania and it was like my 2 favorite worlds colliding

@raularpasteuan1935 3 года назад

Why doesn’t it surprise me that he can’t watch movies with subtitles

@herbythechef7624 3 года назад

I can watch anything with subtitles except for comedy because it kills the punchline

@retronald 3 года назад

He's also dyslexic, which I'm sure doesn't help. Imagine watching an emotional sermon about appealing to "God" and getting turned on because you *think* he's talking about dogs...

@peanutgallery7753 3 года назад

It's the mark of a dum dum. The subtitles might be weird for the first couple minutes, but then you don't even notice after a while.

@eldar6267 3 года назад

@@whitestguyuknow I don't like subtitles because I read too fast. It causes spoilers or ruins suspense for me.

@dectocs 3 года назад

@@whitestguyuknow orrrr maybe you’re the ditsy one who can’t stay engaged without big bold white words to keep you engaged 🙃 /jokes

@treyjetson5320 3 года назад

I dont think Brent talks about himself enough, hes too modest.

@Chris-ly9uh 3 года назад

Bert after watching 1 episode of anything: I'M OBSESSED

@lauracunningham8888 3 года назад

I reference and mock that in my daily life all the time.

@LuckyLadTV777 3 года назад

I love how Bruce Kerscher is getting upset about announcers mispronouncing his name when he can't even speak English.

@MrIvanko25 3 года назад

It'd a nightmere you just don't get man

@danb4811 3 года назад

Yea, says the guy who cant type burnt chryslers actual name...

@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 3 года назад

@@danb4811 guys! His name is Brent Krenshaw!

@Questioneverythingx 3 года назад

These comments made my day haha

@agmad2854 3 года назад

@@MrIvanko25 us know know where yyutyt

@mercedontmiss 3 года назад

I love how Bruce and tom just casually trash their marriages and we're all like just like 😂🤣🤣

@omgfro 3 года назад

Bert: "I'm going to listen more " Bert continues to talk constantly for 5 minutes uninterrupted

@RCorbzz 3 года назад

The problem is the "uninterrupted" part. It's clearly intentional

@booyahinc 3 года назад

Morgan Freeman: “They went to Nepal. Tim & Bruce were never heard from again.”

@PickledMorty 3 года назад

Brilliant my friend

@touchmycamerathroughthefence 3 года назад

Tim Sakura and Bruce Kersher

@pastrie42 3 года назад

1:07:00 in is one of the best moments on 2 bears one cave if all time. I laughed until I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

@modelomacy516 3 года назад

👍😂😂😂😂

@TheMagnaknight 2 года назад

Finally a good time-stamp

@JesusHComedy 3 года назад

“You’re fucking pugs now?!” Lol These podcast always start off gold.

@herbythechef7624 3 года назад

Out of all the ways theyve started that 1 was just okay.

@lukewood77 3 года назад

Brent: “Pugsley was the name of the guy.......I was literally on the treadmill today and I was I’m gonna listen more today!” As he interrupts with another incomplete thought! Lol!

@RaDicAL808 3 года назад

Yeah I was like wait Pugsley.... like the Addams Family?

@zachlang6984 2 года назад

I lost my brother to cancer a year ago and I'll never get over it, but what tom said about still living your life is so right I dove into my work and hobbies because I found distracting myself helps me live

@Iplayphone Год назад

Theo and John's podcast kind of reflects alot of that.

@lazylion420 3 года назад

Todd: "how would you feel if I died?" Bart: *laughs harder than he's ever laughed*

@Doc_Hawk 2 года назад

Because he knows he'd be more upset than if his wife died and he's about to publicly admit it

@Yoububehahaha 3 года назад

LOL TOM FELL DOWN AND HURT HIMSELF SEVERELY.

@DanielDanger420 3 года назад

Really? When was this? How did it happen? Hope he didn't hurt his dick.

@niteshade8546 3 года назад

Out of a window that was a time portal to 2006?

@christionrice436 3 года назад

It's wild to see the wheels turn in bruce's brain. This guy has to have crazy ADHD.

@NickenChuggetsX 3 года назад

Bert - "I wonder how blind people cut their fingernails?" Just close your eyes and try to cut your fingernails Bert. There. That's how. 🤣

@niteshade8546 3 года назад

It's a variation on the hack joke "how do blind people wipe?" "I guess that's what the dog is for" "No no. It's not way you think. The dog barks when the paper is clean."

@kanifalam7835 3 года назад

😆

@TheDeal187 3 года назад

They don't clip their nails

@balsammcvinegar9996 3 года назад

Burnt Chrysler is mad they get his name wrong.

@jefn.3205 3 года назад

Bart Krishna you mean

@jefn.3205 3 года назад

Maybe Burp Christer

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

Bruce krystals

@Samuelle09 3 года назад

Brent Crisipoo

@Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

Whose Bryce Kesha?

@John-po2qo 3 года назад

When Bruce realizes that Chris Jericho is the one that called him Bruce.

@moemessenger9958 3 года назад

Man, that could’ve been gold if you just changed one Bruce! Still good effort! Made me get oohhhhwwwuuuffff

@mikebarrett1462 3 года назад

Professor comedy ^

@rkdrama2443 3 года назад

Screw fozzy! Brent / Bruce for life

@raisingradicals5564 3 года назад

Leeann is wrong: Your mouth does water in anticipation of food, because saliva contains salivary amylase, an enzyme which begins to break down carbohydrates while chewing. It's the first phase of digestion, and is one reason thorough chewing is important! Signed, a nutritionist

@allieSunl 3 года назад

Also, Pavlov’s dogs proved that our mouths saliva in anticipation to eating.

@raisingradicals5564 3 года назад

@@allieSunl Ahhh true!

@brizzy86 3 года назад

When they said “Bert Kersher,” I laughed as hard as Tim did.

@Korrva 2 года назад

When they talked about how much they would miss eachother, shit was so wholesome. Wish I had a friendship like that

@johnherring450 3 года назад

Gee Burt doesn't like looking at pics without him in it. Never would have guessed that 🙄

@johnherring450 3 года назад

@jaderadar glad you know what I like.

@BluntStuff 3 года назад

@jaderadar I exclusively like looking at pics without me

@labor207 3 года назад

I’ve never said it out loud but now that he says it it kind of makes sense

@topher3178 3 года назад

He’s way too narcissistic for me, I had to unfollow his IG account lol

@KyleFox2 3 года назад

Bert: I’m gonna listen more Bert: Tells 3 stories in 1 minute and a half

@chaunceytalent 3 года назад

That and f*cking Nadav wouldn’t just play the end of the clip all the way through. Kept stopping and playing lil bits. Ugh!!

@danbrown9 3 года назад

I love when Tom sets up a bear trap for Bert to walk into and catches him hook lined sinker 😂

@OutlierConcepts 3 года назад

>Bert asking someone he's never heard of before, if they successfully ran for president.

@bmwmunk 3 года назад

Burnt “Had a Stroke reading MeUndies” Chrysler

@hiitsblank9190 3 года назад

Who watches the ads?

@curlsp7921 3 года назад

“It’s an eyebrowsing age gap???” -Burnt Chrysler

@tm36xseries 3 года назад

Bryce cooshner

@mckenzieburrough1187 3 года назад

Bert gets offended when people miss pronounce his name but doesn’t see anything wrong with how he says Ben Affleck. 😂

@sCareCrowmerk Год назад

This is his whole life, he can talk about people but when they do it to him he talks about it during the whole podcast and gets butthurt

@AllinTMC 23 дня назад

Never thought about that until now

@corb1776 3 года назад

"white bummer film" should be a netflix category

@johnnypt14 3 года назад

Otherwise know as "Oscar material". Same old trash every year

@ManagFTW66 3 года назад

Bert's description of films is hilarious. He speaks on things so literally, "a movie about platforms!"

@zackgarcia5471 3 года назад

Bert's getting progressively worse with his random tangents

@lnoite 3 года назад

It's the positive reinforcement. His shit keeps growing so he is more and more himself.

@edvinernestam2332 3 года назад

Jaime Duarte plol

@edvinernestam2332 3 года назад

Jaime Duarte llklklolkkkllkkok

@JoKoy234 3 года назад

These podcasts are the dumping grounds for these 2 comedians. They are at practice.

@rachelgiddens8170 3 года назад

2 Handicapped Bears, one Nursing Home.

@toddjefferson8761 3 года назад

12:42 tom going "Bruce Kreischer" always makes me laugh😂

@MadeInAlaska87 3 года назад

Bert sure talks about how fast he’d get over Leanne dying a lot...

@kennybuttons1763 3 года назад

Wouldn't you?

@prometheus5477 3 года назад

Dude doesnt like his family much, trashes them all the time

@Courier_Seven 3 года назад

Without his wife he'd starve to death in a corner somewhere clutching a bottle of Tito's. Guys hopeless and he should be grateful every day of his life.

@topher3178 3 года назад

@@Courier_Seven he should be grateful that someone would have sex w/ him but as far as being more grateful ... she would be in a trailer park without him

@littlefrog9553 3 года назад

@@topher3178 She wouldn't. LeeAnn was the main earner as a building manager and writer before Bert started making a real living. That lady supported him financially until his career took off. Show some respect. Bert probably would be a dysfunctional alcoholic without his family.

@clintonleonard5187 3 года назад

Bert's idea of a perfect diet is the mom's storyline in Requiem for a Dream.

@joemasterjohn 3 года назад

Quick question: has anyone ever seen Brent Crystals run?

@Pbanders94 3 года назад

Why is Bruce doing the read for Draft Kings... It should definitely be Nadav.

@stephanyampolsky7187 3 года назад

You just gave me an idea; bert and tom make nadav read the ads for an entire episode, but don't let him know beforehand

@Pbanders94 3 года назад

@@stephanyampolsky7187 FUCK YES!!

@jenney17 3 года назад

😄

@kky4011 3 года назад

The sponsors dont pay the big bucks for some tik tokd jew to read the ads.

@stephanyampolsky7187 3 года назад

@@kky4011 🤣🤣🤣

@ragnorach 3 года назад

I like how barnt karstner refers to his brain as a separate entity, it’s like he doesn’t have a concept of an inner monologue. the way he describes himself, it’s more like a user is putting in inputs and requests to a control unit, and depending on how the control unit feels, it will send instructions to the body, which somehow according to how he takes a general lack of responsibility for mishaps, the body may choose to approve or deny the instructions sent, and wackiness may ensue...

@lavishlavon 3 года назад

omg....dude you have got to go watch the post malone budlight commercial. i think theres 2 different ones, the 1 @the bar is best. youll see why when you watch it lol youtube that sh!t right now

@suliim 3 года назад

Dying laughing while saying the most emotional stuff is amazing. “I would never be able to replace you lmao”

@sly-1429 3 года назад

Bruce: "What's mine say?" Tom: "Sweet, What's mine say?" Bruce: "Dude, What's mine say?"

@susie7336 3 года назад

BRUCE! Ahahahaah 💀. I watched that like 10 times. 😂

@earlymorningpodcast 3 года назад

Thank the lord we have 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bad Friends to start our week

@Mmargo1017 3 года назад

The dynamic between both of them is hilarious! Bert’s crazy ideas make Tom internally sigh. He knows it won’t happen, but he’s such a great friend he co-signs everything Bert says. I love you guys.

@jeffhelsby7973 3 года назад

Chris Jericho was the one that called him Bruce, I could see some in ring action between those two!

@JB8-e8p 3 года назад

Isn’t the other announcer named Bruce?

@fomes 3 года назад

Yeah pretty sure he was correcting him, like “Bruce, it’s Kreisher!” Lol still gold tho

@drewwittry124 3 года назад

The other announcer was Excalibur, the one that wears the mask.

@pgorodiloff 3 года назад

Did Cody ever message Bruce back lol

@TWIMPPLE 3 года назад

@@fomes I know for a fact he wasn’t one lol I watched it live and was cracking up

@tactical_philanthropy 3 года назад

"My aunt died of cancer last week." Kerscher: "Good." Literally.

@filthyfrank.5 3 года назад

Nobody asked 🤡

@BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад

@@filthyfrank.5 hahahahaha! 🤣

@Kwestdaroc4 3 года назад

Bruce being so sad about Tim’s passing and vice versa is true BROMANCE shit right there. 💯 👊🏼

@JayC_x 3 года назад

Bruce went full hebrew Torah & married Tim's wife after he died trying to dunk

@bostonpride1717 3 года назад

Lol Bert straight up calling people who don't want their stores burned down racist is the most Bert thing I've seen all day

@bostonpride1717 3 года назад

@Scott Duncan lol he called stores that write we support Black Lives Matter racist because they didn't want it to be burned or looted

@666slateran666 3 года назад

@Scott Duncan You are lyle, because you're backing Bruce when he's wrong.

@weaverfever2972 3 года назад

This entire “get knighted by royalty” bit should be the premise for the sequel to “Fat Astronauts.”

@kylehoffman7798 3 года назад

I love listening to an adult man that has children and wealth stumble through reading a simple add... Thank you bert

@enavorkind2101 3 года назад

Savages in the booth not telling Ted he has fuzz on his face the whole ep

@damianmarshall5090 3 года назад

Kinda mad we didn’t get to hear Bruce’s daughters joke about nadav

@lauracunningham8888 3 года назад

I know! Wtf

@jjam1633 3 года назад

New part of the drinking game...every time Bert says "I'm obsessed with ____"

@Doober117 3 года назад

I love it, Bart feels he’s SO famous that getting his name wrong is a cardinal sin.

@dinomerk9149 3 года назад

That shit was pure comedy, that killed me😂🤣😂

@thekrakenguy6962 3 года назад

*brent

@Doober117 3 года назад

@@thekrakenguy6962 *bruce

@hollymartin4717 3 года назад

"A lotta guess work" is Bert's general approach to life🤣

@taylorgoetz7604 3 года назад

Ouch

@nateb606 2 года назад

Omg I can watch the reaction to Bert Kersher and Bruce Kreischer all day and be satisfied

@SooperTim 3 года назад

Bert Today: "Tiger you want two ride or die buddies that won't sell you out?!?!?" Bert Every Single Other Day Ever: "Do not tell me your secrets, I'll tell the world a HUNDRED percent"

@TheRandom5556 3 года назад

I thought Todd broke even more of himself and needed to be encased in a full body cast with that sweatshirt

@alexanderjeromewhite2380 3 года назад

Ha.

@nixipixi8945 3 года назад

Bert's brutal honesty is simultaneously extremely pure.. and insanely hilarious. That's amazing...

@lazylion420 3 года назад

Todd's side of the table; paperwork full of notes... Bart's side of the table; five separate sources of liquid

@AlphabyteMusic 3 года назад

That hoodie is whiter than your jump shot Tom.

@AlphabyteMusic 3 года назад

@Random Brandon the hoodie has definitely been stolen, my joke however is original 🌟

@AlphabyteMusic 3 года назад

@Random Brandon thank you! I write music so I have to have my wits about me 🤙🏻 if you enjoy new music have a look at my original content I make! My stage name is Alphabyte 🌹

@Ollie9mm 3 года назад

Bruce- “my favorite part is that it smells after you wear it for a while.” Tom- “here ya go..”

@yeaokaysure 3 года назад

How have I never noticed that Tom tickles Bert’s belly in the into animation?! Adorable.

@Goldenspiderducck 3 года назад

At this point, I honestly don’t remember what Bruce’s real name is anymore.

@sisoyrojo 3 года назад

The comparison of wife vs friend death is just priceless, so honest I was crying with laughter. Also, definitely get together with Yung Baklava for something dope