Epic Boat Fails: Funniest Water Videos😂 

0:52 Woman: "We are gonna eat good tonight" Crocodile: Yeah, me too

Rock: **exists** Kayak: This is my destiny

"That is NOT a catfish!" lmao

Man: its my biggest catfish Croc: you picked the wrong house fool!

"We'll be eaten good tonight!"

3:09 - that table made the most satisfying and musical sound

I ain't a fish expert, but I am pretty sure that wasn't a catfish.

Thumbs up for the little guy paddling his dad to safety (3:30). What a hero!!

5:10 when you take karma into your hands.

3:28 The paddling dog was wholesome

02:12 Guy sounded like a seagul!

3:33 I wanted to keep watching.. lil dog was like, chill bro I got this

2:20 Frat boys acting laid back, Archimedes' buoyancy physics is a unforgiving ruler.

Can we take some time to appreciate the fact that the smaller boat in the intro, is called 'Nap Time'? Wonder what the driver was doing...

That little dog paddling was the more adorable thing

1:00 "Lets play Titanic!"

3:28.. The doggie paddle..

3:45 shout out to the guy in the back who broke that seat across his chest.

Nothing like falling off your boat and holding on to the dock for dear life while your friends are laughing hard at you. Had me rolling too.

How do you canoe up the only rock sticking out the whole river. Had me rolling again. Was fun to watch. Great video

I really wish people would learn to use landscape mode when recording.

Croc 1 : " Larry, I caught something" Croc 2 : " Good now let them pull you up slowly"

Laughing is the universal response to someone you know falling into water 😂

0:51 probably what the alligator thought as well

4:12 this is what happens when you don't watch nat geo

0:19 HAHA that boat the ferry hit was called "NAP TIME"

1:00 "Hey Harry, see that big rock there? We're gonna wanna go around that...." "What rock?"

3:09 that crunch is just so satisfying

The first clip... I was out for a day of fishing with my wife and a few friends on the Chesapeake Bay (I had a 26' cabin cruiser at the time), when we came up onto another cabin cruiser of about the same size. Their boat was on a collision course with an 800 foot natural gas tanker being piloted in, while being tended to by a couple of tugs. The ship was trying desperately to get the little boat to notice them. Blast after blast of their horn was being ignored, and the ship was in the early stages of trying to alter its course to avoid the collision (but big ships don't change course quickly). Since we were close, I gunned it and we came alongside the unpiloted craft... one of my friends began yelling out that they were about to get killed once this giant ship rammed into them within the next 30 seconds or so. Suddenly, a very embarrassed couple came rushing up to the bridge, almost completely naked (yeah... they were doing exactly what you think they were doing). The man took over the controls and steered his boat out of the bigger ship's path... disaster averted.

Absolutely love these funny clips. After watching them, I suddenly had positive energy

4:09 - That's not a fail... that's one of the most awesome things to experience... ever.

THE BOATS CALLED "NAP TIME"

1:35 is my favorite clip of this video. The whole things is great but that video! The man's reaction, the woman's laugh. Oh man laughed at that clip a few times.

4:11 that is epic! Once in a lifetime 👌

"We're eating good tonight!" Gator: Hell yeah, early turkey. Can I join?

"Nap Time" is a good name for a boat where the guy is asleep at the wheel

I live on the Colorado River, every holiday weekend, the stupidity of people from out-of-town never disappoints.

0:52 Here we have a rare Gatorfish it is the cousin of the crocoshark

Have anyone noticed the guy at 02:33? He's the real modern Captain Morgan: "The Boat can sink, but not me and my Drink!"

People and canoes. Always a fun time. Only ever turned mine over deliberately, to practice getting the water out and getting back in.

I dont know what was funnier the videos or the accompanying hysterical laughter

I just love the natural background laughing!

1:19 The guy just did a bad Jibe and capsized. That is common for sailboats without a keel.

0:59 they said "tag, you're it" and took off.

3:30 That's not a fail, that's just too doggone cute!

That first one, I'm pretty sure that's the Ferry that goes through the San Juan islands up near Seattle. I used to take that thing every day for work.

04:05 That Egyptian got excecuted later that day for shredding his Ensign

00:53 Catfish are prehistoric creatures that have evolved into one of the worlds most vicious apex predators!

"I think we can go home now!" 😂😂🤣

As funny as it is to watch some of these, people going under so close to a spinning prop could've resulted in the situation being a lot more serious.

@4:59 "...the seas were ugly that day, my friend!" lol

Imagine 4 ppl in a kayak,aiming for a small Stone in a little River..how could they hit the mark?😂

3:30 - The guy trained his dog to be a bow thruster! LOL!

3:28-- I'm calling that a win.

Ah. Now I feel much better about myself. Thanks for that.

Rule while paddling kayak or canoe. If you look at the obstacle, you'll hit it every time. I'm a guide and see it all the time.

4:09 Hope those whales weren't struck by the spinning prop blades.

0:56 when you have a 5 star wanted level in gta 5 offshore of vespucci beach

Things like these keep me happy

4.26 there’s a reason the rest of the world discourage people from approaching whales.

Awww the Golden Doodle 🐕

The Name of the boat in the opening video is literally called NAP TYME!!!

the first boat says naptime on the back! haha

0:57 Meanwhile, in DC....

That cackling laugh though! 😂

Fun fact: the ferry in the first video is literally my school commute - Vashon Island to Tacoma for Tacoma Community College👌👌

Boat named "NAP TIME".... yeaaaahh.....

“This has been a wonderful day!” said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls again. “Do you know, I’ve never been in a boat before in all my life.” “What?” cried the Rat, open-mouthed: “Never been in a - you never - well I- what have you been doing, then?” “Is it so nice as all that?” asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat and surveyed the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly under him. “Nice? It’s the only thing,” said the Water Rat solemnly as he leant forward for his stroke. “Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolute nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Simply messing,” he went on dreamily: “messing - about - in - boats; messing - ” “Look ahead, Rat!” cried the Mole suddenly. It was too late. The boat struck the bank full tilt. The dreamer, the joyous oarsman, lay on his back at the bottom of the boat, his heels in the air. “ - about in boats - or with boats,” the Rat went on composedly, picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. “In or out of ’em, it doesn’t matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that’s the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don’t; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, you’re always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when you’ve done it there’s always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but you’d much better not. Look here! If you’ve really nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop down the river together, and have a long day of it?” Grahame, Kenneth. The Wind in the Willows (with illustrations by Arthur Rackham) (p. 4). Unknown. Kindle Edition.

Watching inexperienced people in a canoe or kayak is always good for a laugh.

3:07 I would've thanked the guy. Imagine if a couple of people or a whole family decided to sit down on that thing. It would've ended badly.

often times when I watch these individual fail events, I feel it in my groin when they...take it

First clip was definitely a couple having sex on the boat while "Sail" played on the background. That's why they didn't hear the bigger boat.

That first one though, really just kept thinking "Calm the fuck down lady this isn't going to be nearly as bad as you seem to think."

The picnic table one wasn’t rly a fail, it was clean asf

Yeah, that's NOT a catfish amigo.....LOL!

3:58 Jajajaja lol. Greatness

I like the one where they fell in the water

As a kid, I sailed cat boats ... 15 to 20 feet long ... before I got in, I'd jump in the water ... just so I wouldn't be worried about tipping over and getting wet while I was sailing ... I was already wet ... fun to press the envelope, just sometimes you go over and get wet ...

I grew up on a lake and it’s always easy to spot people who have never gotten in a small boat or kayak. Lol

FailArmy merchandise = repeated t-shirts

Some people just shouldn’t be on the water, as it’s actually beneficial for themselves if they don’t understand how dangerous it is!

Back in my younger days on Lake of the Ozarks, we would sit on the wooden dock, skis on and in the water (tips up) and when the captain hit it, we would just stand up in the water and off we go. Only problem was the spinters in our butts.

many a cell phones were indeed harmed in the making of this compilation

I strive to be the type of person that would respond to their fail with grace and humor in the moment.

People fall : I don't give a shit. 3:00 OMG ! Save him, Poor baby !

This is so epic and funny!😂😂😂

1:25 literally happens all the time - you just stand on the keel and the boats flips back up again

That catfish was a monster

2:10 My boii sounded like a seagull

BEST POLICE BOAT IVE EVER SEEN

Gator: "Call an ambulance! ...But not for me!"

So glad the fools on the flats skiff sunk.

"Robert it do go down!"

That Croc popping up like "HEY YALL"

The lady who saw the whale was a win.

The couple got catfished by an alligator 😂

0:30 it’s hilarious til the Prop cuts his leg off..

A good captain always goes down with the ship.. Lol..

0:18 - NO accident the boat had all its windows covered and was called "NAP TYME"

4:10 The fail was those people not appreciating how awesome that was.