ERLING HAALAND IS A MONSTER (FTW) 

"Haaland will have 2 golden boots, one for each foot." These were words said by niran aka fng

I've got to say, FTW always makes my week. Anyone else?

Not playing a through-ball at 7:02 was the most shocking thing that happened this week

Plus the goal from Arthur Gomes, was from his first touches for Sporting since he left Estoril Praia

9:33 what a goal btw

Tuesday:UCL Wednesday:UCL Saturday night: MOTD Sunday night: TwoSync Super Sunday Thursday night: FTW and man united in Europe league

17:08, so these are the fifa supporters in every match

@13:08. Lacazette sounds like someone stole his balls. 🤣🤣

4:00 Sporting Clube de Portugal

There are times when I question if Niran is saying dramatic or traumatic but honestly for Dortmund fans it works either way.

Chelsea drawing to an Energy Drink. 🤣😂

Oi that assist in the australian league was filth though come we all admit that 😂

An all star game is actually a good idea

I’m legit making a team out of these South American ballers who gets picked for Goal of the week

my fav ftw vid

That wasn't lighting a cigarette...

Salah and KDB are products of the chelsea academy though, played a big part of them developing into the players they are. Shame Salah has dropped off so quickly

richarli'dad' 😂😂😂

7:35 Thanks for that, Neymar. I had you captained in my fantasy UCL team and you lose 2 points because of THAT.

Richarlidad killed me XDDD

4-4-3 formation, South London Mo..... 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Title Erling Haaland is a monster looks on 442oons Title Erling Haaland is a monster.

YOU FINALLY COMPLIMENTED BARCA YESSSSSSS

The opening skits are awesome please make them into shorts I beg.

11:35 not harry maguire is back in and they imediately lost, its harry AND ronaldo back and they lose

I love the way Niran always finds a Uganda reference 😅

He really is 😭

Did you see the rennes goal 94th min and mental goal

3min ago and I've already watched it😂❤. Big ups Aaron

He's gonna talk about the 2 goalies in Mexico scoring on the same matchday right..................right?

UP THE REDS❤

W video

Name of the drill song?

Lol 1000$ Argentina is like only 10bp.

Ranting on Tottenham when you don't have the real guts to fully troll Liverpool even when they lost 4-1 , could have been even worse.

Where's sunderlands Barca est goal Niran

Lacazette has got a squeaky voice because of a vocal cord polyp and it doesn't seem fair to make fun of him for it

You should do a shithouse of the year at the end of the season

hi i am one of your biggest fans

9:15

I’m a simple guy tbh , once I see a notification for FTW I click instantly . I don’t care if I’m at work 😅😂

Too good

niran always finds a way to make me crease at the most basic of situations lmfao

Has anyone noticed how perfectly the ball has transitioned between the two scenes lol 15:09

As a Barcelona fan, I really appreciate that uncharacteristically positive remark amidst the banter 😂

Have never clicked on a video so quick

The oakleigh cannons one is also because every single one of their goalkeepers in each team were injured from first team all the way down to under 14s. They had to fly in their first choice from Perth on the other side of the country and use their u14 keeper as the backup on the bench

That Mane goal around the 9:30 mark was insane

Niran could've been the next haaland if it wasn't for the knee injury

Shithousery Awards 2022/23 tracker Brighton's Twitter account: 3 Brentford's Twitter account: 2 Atletico Madrid: 2 Fulham's Twitter account: 1 Chelsea's Twitter account: 1 Raphaël Varane: 1 Leeds' Twitter account: 1 Gabigol: 1 Southampton's Twitter Account: 1 Richarlison: 1 Borussia Mochengladbach's Twitter Account: 1 Miguel Jimenez: 1 FC Dallas' Twitter Account: 1

Completely missed the message of the bayern fan's banner. Most people didn't get a refund for their tickets and especially foreign fans flying in to watch a match were screwed over. The postponements are just being handled poorly

Haaland is too good it just isn’t fair man

I'll just say this, I feel bad for Meyer. My man came from the midtable of the second division and ended up being put in goal against Haaland.

" Hows that even happened, we're in a hospital?!!"

Never liked the Queen tbh (American) but I can't think of a better tribute than 50,000 fans belting out God Save the Queen one last time before using the new anthem. Shame they cancelled the matches.

Haaland is the upcoming goat if not he already is congrats Haaland cant wait to see what his has in store for the prem

the queen made fng cover ligue 2 😭

Let's goooooo! I've been waiting all week for this! Keep up the hard work!

Erling Haaland really had a software update when he signed for Man City

That goal is disgustingly good 9:30

Benfica win against juventus?????? Porto being trashed by bruge 4-0, Niran I want PTW (Portugal this week) 🇵🇹

Fair play on your "Lewandowski" pronunciation. Cool to hear non-polish person actually trying at least

13:22 TBF that save was badass ngl

I can't blame the lack of Morcambe fans attending the Forest Green game because lets be honest, no one goes to a football game to get vegan options only But yeh its been a mad week in Australian football... All us Brisbane Roar supporters in a deep depression but not surprised we're the team a non A-League team beats to make the Cup Final for the first time cause we've been on a steady decline since we won back to back titles 10 years ago and now looking at finishing last Then the Oakleigh Cannons story, They had to bring in their first keeper from Perth because all their own were out injured, 8 in total, and their only other choice was a 14 year old which I can confirm, the kid kept a clean sheet

One thing regarding Lacazette, he's getting an operation next week regarding his throat because he has a potentially cancerous mass located there

It was a great episode as always but ngl, a bit disrespectful not even mentioning benfica who are unbeaten so far this season with 12 straight wins and went to Juventus stadium and definitely outplayed them and got out of there with a 2-1 comeback win It would have been nice to see that acknowledged

Bro you missed a trick there! In the Morecombe story you shouldve had the Wealdstone Raider shouting you got no fans 🤣🤣 great vid as always!!

Australia makes it in, I am happy... WAIT FUCK TWICE!!!!

At 6:26 it’s even 5 fewer goals than he actually scored. Robot

FTW’s literally the best football series there is

Haaland:- Basically a humanoid programmed to score goals but also give awesome interview memes Bayern vs Barca :- Barca were better team in the match like their possession but Bayern were tap in merchants and scored when needed

We need Indonesia This Week as a regular segment

16:25 this is incredible. Another fun episode, thanks Niran

There are too many implications of "you finished" 😭

Here hoping this week's will be out in a few hours!

For anyone else wondering whether the vitesse goalie is just freakishly huge or the players around him are just very small: His name is Kjell Scherpen, he's on loan from Brighton and 6'9"...dude is absurdly tall.

I remember Mylove!, last time I saw him he played for Arcahaie in Haiti

Finally my country gets featured 🇧🇦

To the Brit viewers here, honestly did you really care about the queen passing? I'm just wondering fr

I think Niran’s caps lock has a problem 😂

Would love to see the faces of those who preferred Nunez before now

seeing Dallas win a shithousery award made my day 🙏🏼

MALAYSIA AND INDONESIA COMBINE IN FTW 18:54

11:21 Adam Lallana is actually only the assistant caretaker manager and is actually also being helped with the Under 21 Assistant Manager, so think of it as there being two assistants to the actual interm manager, that being under 21 manager Andrew Crofts. It's confusing because the media protray it as him being the actual manager himself but actually it's just a co-assistant coach role.

this editor needs a higher wage

That goal at 9:30 was mad

18:57 Malaysia made the video 🔥🔥🔥

Lizzie's in a box 😔

Fun fact: Erling Haaland starred as the villain in Ghostbusters 2

Money laundering is ACTUALLY working for them 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Americans would love to have the Wilkinson Sword North-South Culture Clash Reebok Invitational, Sponsored by Lyle's Golden Syrup.

11:21 Okay so this shit here is messed up This so called "FTW - Football This Week" video is uploaded on 15.09. alright and Niran here be talking about the fixtures of the UCL the were played Tuesday (13.09.) about Bayern v Barca ; Liverpool v Ajax and so on (not gonna type them all, you know which games were played on those particular Tuesday and Wednesday) and to get straight to the point, at the mention for MUFC he be talking about the game with Real Sociedad which was played on 08.09. but what Niran isn't talking about is the game between MUFC and Sheriff played on 15.09. Again the same date as the video is uploaded. Which is a bit wierd when you think about I don't know in which "FTW" week or different calendar is but when you upload a video on the 15th of September that you are supposed to talk about stuff that happened in the span of those days, but you don't talk about the events that occurred on that same day to me is kinda strange, like I don't know should United have received two mentions in this video about for each games, one against Sociedad and one for Sheriff? I mean maybe or just not about the older game, but about the latest. It's old news, we know it already. I don't know, to me it's sloppy work. It just feels odd, that's why I got in to all this trouble to write it. The other interesting thing that I stumbled upon at least at the time of typing is that nobody in the comments mentioned it, I read a lot down trying to find someone that might have noticed it also like me but, no there wasn't anyone. I need to clarify that I don't know at what hours did this video pop up on the 15.09. If it was before that fixture being played and the events haven't happened yet it's OK. If it its after that then it's not an accurate work done, maybe you should address it in a next video, I'm saying this as a constructive criticism advise, not to be nitpicky or something, like I said, to me it's wierd. Personally I watch the "FTW" videos but to me about the well known teams and news I've already heard/read about what happend most of the times, now that Romania, Indonesia, Poland and amateur football stuff that you add is not known to me so that's a bit refreshing and sometimes fun, but either way it's like knowing what happened 3 days ago and turning on the news and checking if you still know the news and what happened (yes, got to mention that we are also here to hear your take and thoughts about the topics and so on) but anyway. I've written my thoughts about the issue and a few opinions it's already a long comment that I doubt the content creator or other viewers will read it or think about it that much but I got this off my chest, Niran gets some feedback (insert professor Hulk "I see this as an absolute win" meme) and we will continue to carry out strong. Keep them videos coming. Peace.

Big up Dominic hyam

Never laughed at the start of the of the video ever.

FTW theme song is Need A Little Spider by Superfood if anyone was wondering

11:54 great comedy

not watched yet but hoping to see something about rashford showimg up at barrow oh

Kind of disappointed we didn’t get the Lizzie’s in a box chant in FTW, biggest shithousery award in ftw history

About the mexican couple in the vid ( 17:16 ) … its actually a guy who got a girl pregnant then left her and has been seen in different stadiums with different girls MAD

as a utd through n through... Garden Bowls gets fkin mad when Geraldine brings the sandwiches tea & biscuits!