Back when the schools were uphill in the snow both ways, remakes were something to look forward to. But then Escape From LA came along and gave us all a plate full of Blue Waffle PTSD STDs. Come with me while we examine the nightmare CGI, the straight-from-high school sets, and the defilement of Snake Plissken.
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Besides this one. Don't go out and buy Escape From LA. Don't even pirate it. Be kind to yourself and pretend it never existed. Like the latter season of Sliders, the world (and your psyche) would be better off if we all pretended it never existed.
20 авг 2024