Ethan Destroys The New Office - Off The Rails # 1 

I feel like Dan is more than a producer; he's clearly Ethan's handler when Hila isn't around

The fact that Theodore thinks AB’s name is “ABC” lmao

Theodore calling AB "ABC" is the cutest thing i've ever heard tbh

13:33 Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbite origin

I love how every time Dan’s discussing something serious, Love is just fucking around with his new robot in the background.

Theodore is turning into the entire cast: Only eats butter noodles - Trisha Hates everything - Dan Throws a tantrum - Zack Doesn’t sleep - AB Doesn’t want to clean himself up - Ian (beard) Here to cause violence - his dad The cutest thing in the world - his mom Everyone loves him - like Love

Dan just trying to be a responsible adult “DAN THE HATERRR”

Ethan : "Theodore in his terrible Twos" Ethan : driving recklessly with Gatsby inside

Imagine being a completely new/substitute member of staff and someone goes "oh, shoot, the boss is here, you're gonna meet the boss, act normal!" and you turn around and it's Ethan on a stick

Please soundbite 13:33 Dan saying "I'm gonna come"

I love how they tell Ian to stand up to show off his beard but once he’s standing the camera cuts off his face. We’re truly off the rails.

Its crazy watching this podcast from the beginning days to see now, how comfortable everyone is around each other and they are all their own characters each giving entertainment in their own way. This show is probably one of my fav segments

When Dan said “You just made the biggest mistake of your lives” to Kraft 😂

Ethan's face on the robot wheeling around is nightmare fuel😂😂😭

ethan in the love bot has me in tears, he’s literally george lopez from shark boy and lava girl

I love off the rails. It's turning into Dan being more of a Co-host.

It feels like Love is Dan's kid and it was "Bring your child to work" day. he's just standing there watching dad process excel sheets 😩💀

You weren’t lying when you said off the rails. The entire Gatsby sequence feels like OG h3h3 productions vibes

I can’t get over how hilarious love robot was sitting in ethans lap like a kid

The Love Bot thing is gold. He’s adding a lot to the gang already.

please get a sign for off the rails where it’s like: __ days since our last lawsuit

Last episode: Ethan: I think Ian hates me for some reason. Now: Ethan: we have a very exciting roast Ian segment today. Also can I set your beard on fire?

I love of the rails because they don't talk about much news in particular, and it's more of a check in with the boys and what's going on in their lives. It's a nice chill podcast.

Ethan trying to make Dan mad when he’s explaining he doesn’t get mad...”how bout insulin prices, I know that bothers ya” 😂🤣😂

The first official Off The Rails episode did not disappoint. This was a truly hilarious mess and I wouldn't want it any other way. Happy to see everyone together in the new office, having fun.

It's amusing how Love's resting face is a model's pout.

Love is so cute spinning in his little lovebot to look at everyone while they're speaking 🥺🥺🥺

The contrast of Ethan being a misbehaved toddler to talking about his own misbehaved toddler is *chefs kiss*

ethan destroying the office is literally killing me. the aggressiveness. im bawling at 2am😭😭😭

Ethan and Zach admitting to not using real Kraft Mayo was the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard

The lovebot and Love’s expressions and captions were the highlight of the show

Ethan doing the heart with his fingers to show that “he knows” is the equivalent to Trisha counting in broken Korean and saying “if you know, you know.”

Love's texts that he writes on the robot and images that he puts up are so subtle but when you see them they're so fucking funny lmaoo

Lol I love Love’s little notes on his screen that they don’t even notice

Literally imagine this is your boss and this is you office and this is your JOB 😭😭😭

Ok - I love off the rails. This works.

Imagine, 10 gatsbys, in V formation at Disneyland, all on high, no regrets or remorse. Just mowing down crowds, a story time slaughter.

Love secretly putting a bunch of jokes in the background when no one is paying attention is my favorite part of this episode lmao

I support some Dansplaing. Somebody has to be a voice of reason when Papa is unsupervised. With Peace and Love

I love the “Ian please stand up” every time they talk to him.

Ethan’s doube chin is vanishing before our eyes. Love that for him

I love that Ethan is more scared of Army coming for him than being sued by Triller😭😭

I don’t think many people realise how much these episodes bring to hundreds of thousands of peoples days. These podcasts are a brief break from the stress of the real world and I hope Ethan knows that he has made such a positive impact on so many peoples lives ❤️

I'm glad Ethan and BTS have worked out their differences.

I’m so glad that Love was in this episode so much, even in robot form. I feel like he’s underrated, I’m always laughing at all of his little bits.

the "I WAS HARMED" on Love's screen was the best

Love is cracking me up with these captions 🤣 he seems such a sweetheart

I Love off the Rails because it feels the most like... just the crew hanging out. Could always use more Ian though.

THANK GODDDDDDD we finally got a drama-free episode. So fucking good. This episode is an instant classic.

Watching Love over Dan's shoulder while Dan is talking about being angry and Love being so calm and relaxed is a whole mood

Ethan: “THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY OFF THE RAILS!!!!!” Also Ethan: “You know guys, watching a child grow up is really one of the most beautiful things in life ❤️.”

Genuinely thought that Love had a pout filter on lol

Honestly Kraft missed a huge opportunity here, if they didn't want to make Zack the winner they could have given him a fun title like "Major Mayo" or something instead and become a sponsor of H3 and every episode Zack could have been decked out in Kraft merch. It would have been hilarious and a win for everyone, but now they've poked the bear

These podcasts have really taken H3 brand to the next level. Love to see it, congrats to the whole team 👏🏾

Genuinely loved hearing about Theodore. I understand why Ethan and Hila don't talk too much about him. It's better to keep children out of the spotlight. But hearing Ethan tell the terrible 2s story was adorable and hilarious. Maybe he could do a segment once every month where he tells a quick story like he did today.

Love in the back with his 'I was harmed' message after Ethan said nobody was harmed 🤣

One thing for sure is that nothing can make Ethan laugh more than his Gatsby. So just for that it's fair to say that the 4k$ are worth it.

For the BTS bit I wish they had the sounds bite of Moses saying "we don't like sauce"

This whole episode is the reason why women live longer.

We really need a soundbyte of Love saying “put me between your legs” in his delightful accent PLEASE sound God 🙏

Dan: I don’t really get mad about anything. Also Dan: Ranch dressing is everything that’s wrong with this country

Dan is such a hater that he hates hating. He's gone full circle.

Ethan while trashing the office: This is my office, I own this place! What are you guys worried about? The answer: Hila.

The beginning of the “I’m gonna come” sound bite 🥺

This episode felt different in the best way, the segments and how involved the whole crew was was just perfect. Immaculate vibes

Zac has ascended with these sound bites and timing. If you’re reading this, you are the sound bite god, man.

Phenomenal intro

I hate how nobody acknowledged Love’s “I WAS HARMED” when they’re arguing about what makes Dan mad 😂😂😂

Love's cracked screen graphic after the Gatsby bit and adding "Dan The Hater" while Dan was ranting is underrated comedy Edit: "I was harmed" after they said "nobody was harmed" sent me 💀

No one's gonna talk about Love in the background with the cracked screen filter and "I was harmed" after that stunt scene? lmao

Hearing Ethan talk about Theodore was so wholesome and awesome and they should give more updates on him. I like hearing about child shenanigans

13:33 The origin of Dan's "I'm gonna commme"

This is my favorite episode yet. I was laughing the whole time because of the lovebot. His text changing randomly was so funny, please more chaotic episodes like this

** TIMESTAMPS ** 2:45 - Ian’s beard. Stand up Ian! 4:25 - BTS meal (V bias, price, trying the new sauces, general sauce discussion) 16:30 - reacting to BTS McDonald’s commercial 18:08 - the Ethan Klein meal 20:34 - Ian beard scandal (social media feedback) 24:45 - fire=revolutionary hair treatment 33:23 - craft Mayo update (the secret comes out, conspiracy) 50:25 - gatsby vs Love robot 53:22 - Ethan destroying the office (obstacle course, Dan is not pleased lol) 1:01:00 - back to the podcast 1:03:12 - new segment (angry Thursday/Wednesday round talk) 1:03:56 - Dan the hater 1:10:30 - Don’t smoke weed with AB 1:17:10 - Love bot and McDonald’s 1:20:58 - Zach has beef with Apple 1:24:36 - Ian and food service 1:32:02 - Ethan raging on terrible two’s 1:42:33 - ending

I liked Ethan talking about Theodore! I don't have children, nor do I want them, but it was nice hearing him talk about the realities of parenting

The fact that they didn't use real craft mayo is so fucking funny to me

13:33 Dan saying “I’m gonna come” soundbyte request

Please sound grab Dan saying “I’m gonna come” around the 14 minute mark 😅

I love how Dan was just standing there like parents do when their child is playing unsupervised 😂😭

“Wait I was on low this whole time” *speeds into the wall* 😂😂😂😂

Love looks like he’s always doing “Blue Steel” face from Zoolander

Love’s resting face is just a constant Flynn rider’s smoulder 😂 love him

Ethan: can’t comprehend the nugget meal being $9 Also Ethan: endlessly destroying his office and expensive machinery

Ethan talking about Theodore entering into his terrible two’s is the most wholesome thing ever lmao

H3 crew: finally moves into new office H3 crew: immediately destroys said office

Ethans cold blank stare as he declares war on Mayo was beyond chilling

You dropped 4k on a Love bot, which is very appreciated. However, I see that Dan is still in a normal chair and not a 360 Zero Gravity desk. Hmmmm

Love getting a major upgrade so that he can be both physically, spiritually, and digitally present in the studio is one of the biggest history in the podcast industry.

This has been the best one yet. Getting the guys involved more in these episodes really makes it great

The love texts cracked me up “I was harmed” lol

Shout out to your families! Because this episode was a nonstop off the rails action and laughter from start to finish!(Ian please stand up)

Every time I go back and watch an old episode, its surprising how different the show is. At the time of writing this, this episode is a little over a year old. Already, Dan not being in the scorpion is weird, no Olivia, Lovebot is dead, different background, and not as much focus on Lena and Sam. The show is always changing and I love it.

“Just say Ethan sent you.” -Ethan “Ethan sent me.” -LoveBot

Dan: “I’m gonna come... out the cl-“ Zach: “ i’M gOnNa CuM “ missed opportunity smh

Theodore: This is a serious message. Do not send me to bed, I have too much to do. Peace and love✌

Kraft Mayo: I'll never financially recover from this.

Ethan will be the wildest old dude on a scooter in the nursing home someday.

Why is absolutely none of the comments talking about how love just casually brought up a picture of Et in a white blanket like mother Theresa at 1:04:00

"my wife is the sweetest person on earth. why did i try to convince her that OJ simpson was coming to kill me" 💀

*Me ready to relax, thinking this is going o be a normal episode.* *Ethan enters as a literal fucking robot.*