One of my favorite ETM calls - his belief that Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks is the reason the Bunny Ranch girls don't want to sleep with him anymore. Late 2008. SFN photoshop
13 hall of fame ETM minutes. Absolutely GOAT (the equal to 'zero point zero'). "They hate you." - Artie "You ain't Richard Gere, and this ain't Pretty Woman." - Howard
Can you imagine how disgusted these woman felt afterwards? They must've hated themselves for a long long time to have to have sex with him. Forget his appearance, which alone is gross enough, but it's his attitude, character, personality, creepiness, and stalking nature. This cringey phone call says it all, imagine being those girls and having to respond to his messages.
I didn't pay much attention after Jackie until RU-vid than I went back and listened to the things I missed. Artie was good until the whole drug thing then it went from funny to sad.
Remember when Eric wanted to "rape" Natalie? Anyone else making these threats would come to the attention of law enforcement, but when Eric said it, they laughed at him.
+Zak Meents His parents have gotta be the 2 biggest shitheads of all time. To think that his own FATHER never explained the birds n the bees to him the way Howard, Artie, and Fratto did is amazing. And surely they kept Eric away from "normal" guys, because he had no idea at all about ball-busting and all the shit that's involved in the culture of male comradery, etc.
“I can’t disclose that I’m making as much money as I am because I’m engaged in a daily scheme to commit fraud on SSI”- Eric the Midget thinks saying this on a national radio show was a prudent response
Interesting reasoning from Eric. Hookers don't wanna bang him anymore because someone from the Dixie Chicks said she doesn't believe Eric's story. What?!
***** It is hilarious. If anything, wouldn't having a celebrity even speaking about Eric make him more bangable? And I love how at first he's irritated that Howard didn't immediately lock on to his reasoning that Natalie has ruined his chances to be with hookers lol. You almost gotta love this little guy,
Eric was especially ornery after his appearance on the show but I can see why. He had the time of his life by getting laid multiple times for the first in his life, visited NYC, went on the Stern show and then he's back to square one by being alone in his room. Pretty rough when you think about it..
@@jonny2hotty378 of course ! Old rich men just want something pretty, tight and wet to put their pecker in for the rest of their days. Can’t blame em lol
Oh that would've been the icing on this clip. This is my new favorite clip. His suffering and frustration is like music to my ears. I could fall asleep to this. Literally it fills my heart with a sweet warm joy.
I almost think people should have somewhat bullied Eric in his life instead of being extra nice to him. I actually think being nice to him was more cruel in the long run. He never had to face reality like normal people. That is what made him completely delusional and always sour on why things didn't go his way.
you must admit that ETM tape archives are endless. so fucking entertaining.!! eric is dead but he keeps giving in ways he never imagined possible. he lets us all escape
Yep and that goes to show you his delusion because it's not about how much money you're making it's about the fact that you are making any money once they get wind of that they're going to be on to you. Dude sicced them on himself
This was the clip that got me into Eric. I’ve always been fascinated with people who were insanely naive, delusional and/or pathological liars, Eric being the former two. This call is a classic. Now if you wanna watch a person who is unintentionally fascinating due to being all three of the descriptors mentioned above, look up Aaron Carter and you’ll have a treasure trove of endless entertainment.
@@terrencekanzig4270 You could’ve been writing that from the point of view of either a liberal or a conservative and your comment would still stand to reason
scott cuttler It's a reference to one of the best calls eric ever made into the show. You should really look it up. I believe if you search eric the midget rage, there's a playlist with 7 videos. Watch the whole thing. It's on one of the videos
Of course they were relieved. If he acted like this with his so called friends and complete strangers, imagine how he was with his family. He was hands down the worst human being ever to be born, he was gross. I'm not talking about his disabilities, I mean as a person. This is a man who was disgusting on every level imaginable.
Natalie was right - Johnny absolutely took advantage of ETM. The more he got involved, the less I enjoyed it. All those obviously scripted calls, plugging random BS, the stories about his kids.... He really killed ETM for me when he was involved.
I mean he did set up Eric with his acting jobs and other gigs "for free" when no one else would deal with all of his bullshit drama and demands...his plugs probably made it worth it for him to deal with Eric so they both kinda used each other but yeah all of Johnnys scripted bs and stories got old fast even Howard eventually learned to usually cut him off once he started...
@@t0ny1189 Nawwww man you're way off. Before Fratto he was a weirdo American Idol obsessed boring caller that was charming and innocent. Fratto got him the JFSC and he started doing The ETA AGT review show on JFSC That's when he started doing live chats and people messed with him more and more then Kendra then the Bunny Ranch then Gonzo Fratto himself sucked but he added to ETM mental deficiency
Once SSI learns that you are earning an income, ANY income they are going to get in touch with you about disclosing it so it's not even about the amount Eric should have kept his mouth shut about making money. Period. I did laugh my rear end off though when someone turned him in
10:22 During this segment Eric (in his hilariously idiotic way) essentially admits he was making too much money from his online ventures to still be accepting SSI. Odd how this was ignored.
His parents gave him anything he wanted and never said the word “No”. They thought he would die as a teenager, and probably felt enormous guilt. When he lived much longer, that narcissism, arrogance, and entitlement was set in stone. They were both likely sad and also a little bit happy when he finally died.
His parents chose to put him in a house with a low IQ care-giver, rather than taker care of him themselves. That should tell us how much of an annoying menace ETM was.
Heres the deal..etm wasnt socialized by his parents..and his parents also figured they didnt have to explain sex to him. The way etm attacks every1 is a sure way to know he wasnt properly socialized
‘We’re gonna die lonely with black circles around our eyes at a Best Western in Milwaukee’ - Artie Lange Mark twain could not have made a more accurate or poetic statement
