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“Such a modest Kirby, wearing his jean shorts.” I was dying

Nobody: Peter: CROTCH-ET

"There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know" - Prince Pikachu of Ylisse

2:20 I think the term you’re looking for is “art doll”. They’re posable, look amazing, and take a hell of a lot of work to make. One of my friends got me one as a gift, and it’s fantastic. They’re expensive but for good reason.

Product: Doesn't have a mouth. Peter: Fine. I'll do it myself.

Next up: dark web shopping

0:58 I actually have one of those. They are called I Choose You Pikachu and when you press it's hands, it's cheeks light up, it's mouth moves, and it's ears wiggle

5:54 - His Luigi impression was ON POINT!

“he looks like he can be your son!” -Peter Knetter 2019

“He looks like he can just be your son.” AH YES BECAUSE MY SON IS A FURRY PLUSH TOY OF A YELLOW RAT.

0:59 That's actually an official toy! I had 2 of them when they first came out in stores... They would "talk" while their mouths and ears would move.

Peter laughing is one of the most wholesome things I've ever heard.

"Here we see a rare picture of them-traveling south.." Peter, that's north.

"Dang, I really wish pikachu was my actual son that i birthed in real life."

"Mario, can you not be an italian stereotype for 5 minutes?!" has the same energy as *sigh* "Hello Mario."

7:53 "But if this isn't the most adorable thing, 'I have to sh**?'"

7:48 He looks like he just ate a lemon

8:02 “ That’s a GREAT ankle “ - Peter 2019

5:59 "Mario can you not be an Italian stereotype for 5 minutes."

5:04 this gets me every single time I don't get why.

*“that’s me! I’m the meme queen!”* -Patter 2019

2:55 "Photo of everyone's dad in the 70s." Why is that so accurate??

3:10 That’s Kirby Smart. The coach for the Georgia Bulldogs.

5:55 how did he nail both voices so perfectly

"What the frick is a Fazbear?" -Peter Knetter 2019

"And OFCOURSE... STRAIGHT UP Butts!!!" - Peter 2019

I hear Klonoa at 6:17, Im awake Thank you patter for recognizing the most underrated franchise that exists

Square Pikachu: *exists* Patter, a human being: “mInEcRaFt PiKaChU” Me, also a human being: “That’s from Pokémon Quest.

2:12 yeah that's an official plushie,I have one,and I still have it to this day

2:08 I actually have that. It’s.. very cursed.

8:27 Me when I sleep in a day at school but everyone was telling me how good yesterday was.

2:02 mans looked like that bunny from kermits swamp years singing life as a pet

Game: Rich girl mall - shopping game WHAT

8:23 Wallace and grommit

5:28 did anyone else notice yoshi’s shoes are actually a part of his muscular structure or was that just me?

“DUH. I CAN SQUEEZE MY HEAD WITH TAPE”

3:01 "Lord forgive me for what i'm about to do"

3:19 looks like something out of LSD Dream Emulator XD

6:52 You can get plushies of the Soot Sprites from My Neighbor Totoro so like same difference

2:41 when you showed these i went on etsy and bought it right away. it should be here in 3 days. thanks patter ❤

3:16 you wont like me, when im *KIRBY*

1:44 BREAKING NEWS PETER KNETTER CAUGHT USING MICROSOFT EDGE!

7:30 I'm going to spam Klonoa everywhere. Until every single person I even vaguely know knows Klonoa.

9:01 MAAAAHH.........MAHHHHHHH........MYEHHH -*patter 2019*

*gets petter knetter notification* Me: ah yes veery cool

0:52 Pokémon mystery dungeon in a nutshell

4:56 german Japanese alliance we all are boomed

8:32 kokichi knuckles

‘This is like, REAL detective pikachu!’ Inspector Gadget: I’m that, but *better.*

“Here we have Freddy Fazbear”

8:41 **smacks**

5:39 the shirt says: *Climate Change Is Real*

"Photo of everyones dad in the 70's." -Peter Knetter 2019

Bless you for that FE: Awakening reference, Peter. Great video as always. :D

(4:01) Your inner mobster is trying to awaken LOL

5:59 Luigi sounds like he is dying

DUH I CANT SQUEEZE MY HEAD WITH TAPE -Peter knetter 2019

“Can you stop being an Italian stereotype for five seconds” -Luigi 2019

0:38 I like this one

6:10 mother car is a yoshi

1:47 IS THAT MICROSOFT EDGE?!

Lets all be happy that pikachu is getting married today. 0:24 good job pikachu!

5:05 is the moment that was my hardest laught in my whole life😂. Thank you, man!

I just discovered your channel and I have to say that I LOVE your videos, it's so calm and smoothing. You voice helps a lot!

"here we have freddy fazbear......the frick is a fazbear by the way" *i honestly did NOT expect to hear patter mention freddy in a video*

8:55 Hey, this one is actually from a RU-vidr, Cas Van De Pol. He used it for a joke video when Ugandan Knux was relevant

I want a suprising amount of these

1:11 it's so hard to make an art doll, $300 is cheap for one that good, it's painted and it is fully furred.

I'm so frustrated that Peter doesn't know what crocheting is or how it is pronounced

I remember this really cool item that was like the Milky Way wishes Marx boss engraved into wood like a plaque

Peter's laugh makes me feel so happy, there's just something so cute and tired about it

The way that u describe everything is great- btw your vids are hilarious, they are awesome

This Should be called pikachu shopping

1:28 That's a reference to the movie I CANNOT get over

patter is truly the meme queen

there are better places to sleep than the ground 0:46

Pikachu seems to have had some plastic surgery He wants his money back

He protecc He attacc But most importantly he shopp

"MARIO CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ITALIAN STEREOTYPE FOR 5 MINUETS" luigi's famous last words

Patter should be in a show as multiple characters

Peter: The heck is a fazbear. Me: You never know with Scott Cawthon.

5:55 this make me laugh every time🤣🤣🤣

5:17 Maverick Is Turning 2 And He's Just Like: PFPPFPFPFPFPFPPFPFPF

I don't normally laugh out loud when watching a video. but I couldn't stop laughing throughout this entire thing.

“The frick is a fazbear by the way” -Forgot his name and Forgot the year

6:00 Hey it’s me

Every now and then when I forget what you looked at in these I come back and watch

"Definitely crushed under a hydraulic press." Me, a danganronpa fan: *Cries in the corner remembering Kokichi*

4:21 silly

1k views in less than 10 minutes. Also another shopping video, good job Patter keep it up.

2:01 as a fnaf fan, its always funny hearing or seeing Freddy fazbear in non-fnaf videos

When he said **tired noises** I felt that

0:36 am i the only one who wants this as a pet

I just got offended by a foot creme commercial before this video *w h a t*

1:34 uwu dark hole-chan eyes

Etsy Shopping : The Orgins Of a Minecraft Picchu

*Memorable Lines from Peter* 0:21 Oh my GwWwOsH! Pikachu’s getting *married* ~~💖❤️ 0:29 *Here is a rare photo taken of them migrating south for the winter* 0:44 It looks like the beginning of an anime. *You wake up, Blurred vision, staring at the ceiling. Pikachu pops up.* “There are better places to take a nap than on the ground.” 1:03 I’m too round, I can’t get up. 2:00 Here we have... *Freddy Fazbear* . *The frick is a Fazbear* ? 2:41 Here we have a photo of what appears to be The Pikachus densely investigating a PokèBall. *Scientists have discovered that in reality, Their brains are slowly working to find a cure for cancer* .

me: OMG IS THAT THE MOST POPOOLAR ROBLOX MEME AHHH 6:39 peter: ok allot of concePts are also weird but I dOnT CaRe

This is the most hilarious video I have ever seen thank you for existing

1:56 *when you get 10 piece chicken nuggets at McDonald’s, but they only give you 6.*