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eu4 colonial gameplay be like
It's just a meme, don't take this seriously

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@someonethatlikesyou7713
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Год назад
"um i didn't count it, im not really a math guy"
@fiveninenowNOW
@fiveninenowNOW Год назад
I didn't count it so it doesn't matter ... right?
@someonethatlikesyou7713
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Год назад
@@fiveninenowNOW I can confirm it too I didn't count it
@someonethatlikesyou7713
@someonethatlikesyou7713 Год назад
@Smiley you got epirote'd
@cogtroper
@cogtroper Год назад
600 or 6 million natives, what the difference? - Adão Egeto
@salemhajj3112
@salemhajj3112 4 месяца назад
"when we love we don't count" French saying
@hotgarbage105
@hotgarbage105 Год назад
Me wondering why I'm 2 mil techs behind my neighbors
@rique3012
@rique3012 8 месяцев назад
With a 6 mil leader to make it worst
@Anttheman93
@Anttheman93 Месяц назад
@@rique3012oof
@mistery7893
@mistery7893 Год назад
Portuguese explaining How their Small Nation became one of the biggest cultures in the world
@nikitagrebennikov1232
@nikitagrebennikov1232 Год назад
The most annoying thing in Eu4. So I delete Portugal before every game in "constructor nations"
@GAarcher
@GAarcher Год назад
​@@nikitagrebennikov1232 WTF Bro did you use cheats for for deleting a minor? What a noob
@cadenibz
@cadenibz Год назад
@@nikitagrebennikov1232 yeah bro just ruin every single one of your eu games 😂😂
@mistjor
@mistjor Год назад
​@@ElKITENAUTThat's like saying Brandenburg doesn't add anything in early colonial lmao stfu, both countries are good on Colonial and Non-Colonial respectively
@avgvstvs7
@avgvstvs7 Год назад
​@@ElKITENAUT Portugal single handedly connects the world and makes the game universal
@NoMouthNoScream
@NoMouthNoScream Год назад
It's not about profit, it's about sending a message
@saemonno-suke9959
@saemonno-suke9959 Год назад
oy vey. thats anti semetic.
@auzk2js71
@auzk2js71 Год назад
Me using scorch earth on all the enemy provinces i occupy:
@taikutsunaneko9125
@taikutsunaneko9125 10 месяцев назад
it prety effident when you goingto destroy a big nation I remember devestating all france to at least 50 devasitation as austria@@auzk2js71
@vierkantbonsai7450
@vierkantbonsai7450 5 месяцев назад
Me using my vassals as cannonfodder because I take to many wars at once:
@DUMB_PHAK
@DUMB_PHAK 3 месяца назад
The Dutch randomly losing their entire empire to the British and then allying with them for no reason.
@AntonBerglund88
@AntonBerglund88 Год назад
Paradox on their way to not impliment genocide mechanics in hoi4
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam Год назад
To be fair the AI is so stupid you basically always commit genocide against them in a war
@rezaganjizadeh4263
@rezaganjizadeh4263 Год назад
​@@tuluppampamhe is talking about gasing people of other ethnicities
@MajorTom420
@MajorTom420 Год назад
Harolde how did i find you here
@lizardperson9648
@lizardperson9648 10 месяцев назад
@@tuluppampam yeah, I said the same in real life, but nobody thinks it's a valid argument.
@breadbutcooler
@breadbutcooler 10 месяцев назад
systematically executing minorities is a little different from colonization
@moajjem04
@moajjem04 10 месяцев назад
"There were only plants and animals in the land" - EU4 Portugal player probably.
@hotman_pt_
@hotman_pt_ 4 месяца назад
Based
@nunodiogo5745
@nunodiogo5745 3 месяца назад
Emphasis on the animals part
@jihunpark3564
@jihunpark3564 Год назад
Natives uprising? What natives?
@doobulldorph8849
@doobulldorph8849 Год назад
Personally I prefer not having the settlements repeatedly rebelling and razing the colony that has taken 12 years to get 400 people
@gamgamesplayer4506
@gamgamesplayer4506 Год назад
send a 1-3k army
@kesorangutan6170
@kesorangutan6170 Год назад
Yeah Native coexistence is the best
@gamgamesplayer4506
@gamgamesplayer4506 Год назад
@@kesorangutan6170 Just send a 1k army to the province, 3k if you have lower than mil tech 6
@kesorangutan6170
@kesorangutan6170 Год назад
@@gamgamesplayer4506 I didn't play this game for some time but 1 regiment army means instant death while fighting 3k+ natives. That's how I remember. You should send atleast 3 or 4 regiments. If it's Africa, send 4 to 6 regiments depending on tech and ferocity. I'm probably remembering it wrong or they already tweaked it. Another thing is you have to pay for the army. I don't like paying for the army during the peace time. It's annoying. If only I could select which armies get financial support. That way I can always support my overseas armies and conquistadors that are exploring the new world.
@gamgamesplayer4506
@gamgamesplayer4506 Год назад
@@kesorangutan6170 Fake. Natives always are on tech 1 so there's no need for more regiments unless ur too early in the game and doesn't still have tech 4
Год назад
Me, colonizing with native assimilation, while playing with Spain: SEXOOOOO!!
@Maturecoin69
@Maturecoin69 Год назад
When conrado
@jesusperez-bz6pq
@jesusperez-bz6pq Год назад
Just like your ancestors
@GigaRoman
@GigaRoman Год назад
Sex
@RomanumChristum
@RomanumChristum Год назад
Damn you goin to hell 😂
@Rachjumper
@Rachjumper Год назад
Tbh they should just rename it to that
@luan8353
@luan8353 Год назад
The most frustrating part is when your colonial nation forms and they refuse to let you genocide the natives
@unionist6668
@unionist6668 8 месяцев назад
"Dad! Stop breaking my toys!"
@trivane626
@trivane626 Год назад
Attack natives in anbennar mountains be like
@guffly
@guffly Год назад
982 mil for one click, kills 500 natives
@hescoming4544
@hescoming4544 8 месяцев назад
OPM Dwarven Hold moment
@Salv2137
@Salv2137 6 месяцев назад
Declares war on goblin tag, goblin tag tries to attack, entire stack dies to tech 6 level tactics natives on dwarvroad [83]
@Imperial_stroopwafel
@Imperial_stroopwafel Год назад
982? Those are rooky numbers
@DDD1234AAA1
@DDD1234AAA1 Год назад
usually 100 times more yea?
@stonedcanuck4213
@stonedcanuck4213 10 месяцев назад
*rookie
@heisenballs6944
@heisenballs6944 10 месяцев назад
@@stonedcanuck4213rooky
@lilben4184
@lilben4184 5 месяцев назад
gotta pump those numbers up
@49thNap
@49thNap Год назад
In my defense, cloves are worth like 8 ducates, so yeah
@olivermorin3303
@olivermorin3303 5 месяцев назад
What are you doing with the cloves that makes them worth that much?🤔 (I've had europeans' cooking, I know they don't use spices.)
@jodofe4879
@jodofe4879 4 месяца назад
Dutch Empire moment
@ccrky
@ccrky Месяц назад
This is like saying "Your honor, let's go band for band".
@Heinrich22233
@Heinrich22233 20 дней назад
@@olivermorin3303 at least europeans use brains ☠
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 8 месяцев назад
“It’s a Cannon Event”-EU4 Players explaining why they nearly wipe out their nation so they can wipe out all the natives on a continent.
@Atajew
@Atajew Год назад
Nothing wrong with culture converting amirite
@Noobmaster-of3xk
@Noobmaster-of3xk Год назад
Of course you would say that
@kebabdefender49
@kebabdefender49 Год назад
To be honest sir, you are horrible at converting BOTH religion and culture. 500 hundred years in Bulgaria and they are still Orthodox Slavs.
@geometrix236
@geometrix236 Год назад
when ottomans convert armemians ☠️
@bulgar1595
@bulgar1595 11 месяцев назад
Me commiting masive genocides and cultural converting in eu4:
@JoboGamezzz
@JoboGamezzz 6 месяцев назад
Don’t mind me I’m just a Portuguese guy and the entire coastal populations of Africa and Brazil have oddly enough disappeared
@kylebricky6419
@kylebricky6419 Год назад
Just 982? “You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers”
@Alex_FRD
@Alex_FRD Год назад
Counterargument: revolts are annoying.
@victorconway444
@victorconway444 8 месяцев назад
Counter-counterargument: Your colonies become many times less economically valuable because you lose out on native assimilation by killing everyone. Native trading policy is objectively the best colonial policy. Paired together with the policy you get from completing Exploration/Expansion ideas you don't even have to worry about uprisings anyway.
@redcorruption4561
@redcorruption4561 Год назад
Eu4 players spending 1078 diplo points on culture conversions
@gabrielethier2046
@gabrielethier2046 Год назад
Yeah i had to make Anatolia greek again
@Kobzar69420
@Kobzar69420 9 месяцев назад
@@gabrielethier2046 chad
@Gral.Gianni
@Gral.Gianni 9 месяцев назад
@@gabrielethier2046 chadius.
@baschkan
@baschkan 8 месяцев назад
And I had to convert all Balkan to Turkish
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere 5 месяцев назад
Spanish Queen: You were only supposed to trade in the New World, not conquer them. Columbus: They have gold. Spanish Queen: Have some more military power.
@llamaboioflusatia
@llamaboioflusatia 8 месяцев назад
Yeah… I had this exact conversation with one of my friends a while back, since we were playing stellaris and talking about EU4 (I have EU4, he doesn’t), and he said stellaris clearly wins on the war crime scale since it lets you industrially genocide entire species and explode their planets, while I contested it saying EU4 has a designated attack natives button, and also let’s you eradicate cultures, albeit a bit less easily. I do think Stellaris wins just due to the scale of the atrocities, but EU4 is a good contender
@MrMousseTache
@MrMousseTache 5 месяцев назад
In stellaris you can choose to litterally make livestock out of another sentient species
@leonlew5136
@leonlew5136 5 месяцев назад
Yeah sorry as an EU4 and Stellaris player Stellaris takes this one with low dif
@asdasdasdasd8970
@asdasdasdasd8970 5 месяцев назад
Colonisers: "I'm a mil tech behind 😢" Blobbers 4 dip techs behind: "Get on my level"
@hay_64
@hay_64 4 месяца назад
Ahh yes it’s 1473 people ask me “what are you taking for your second idea group” Second???? I’m still admin 4
@matthewbarham6488
@matthewbarham6488 2 месяца назад
@@hay_64yeah I feel tvat
@indianhacker9062
@indianhacker9062 Год назад
We do a little bit of trolling
@greergrapple2227
@greergrapple2227 Год назад
Me celebrating getting triangular trade , and the cannibal explorer events
@ozyaba
@ozyaba 4 месяца назад
We need a mod with genocide button in hoi4
@mrgopnik5964
@mrgopnik5964 9 месяцев назад
Hey, it's not my fault they rebell every 2 months!
@Pendraig1400
@Pendraig1400 Год назад
Never, The Welsh Colonies always get ‘THEY WILL LOVE TO BECOME WELSH’ and then everyone is friends. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️
@bcfoss515
@bcfoss515 Год назад
absolutely eldritch
@superchicken3554
@superchicken3554 Год назад
Wales is epic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@jodofe4879
@jodofe4879 4 месяца назад
Everyone would love to become WELSH
@Maksy69
@Maksy69 Год назад
British moment:
@Ajolote_comunista
@Ajolote_comunista Год назад
Oh yeah, British ☕️
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 Год назад
In the Americas, I leave the natives alone. In Africa, it's the different story
@chaos4395
@chaos4395 Год назад
bro's got his priorities straight 💀
@X4our
@X4our Год назад
Chad
@safs3098
@safs3098 Год назад
​@@chaos4395 American princess lose religion and culture regardless of native size but African and Asian provinces keep their religion and culture which causes problems later down the line
@chaos4395
@chaos4395 Год назад
@@safs3098 yea i know
@Trill-Is-Real
@Trill-Is-Real Год назад
Bruh what how and why
@Mr_Valentin.
@Mr_Valentin. Год назад
my French Louisiana had really dark history...
@cogtroper
@cogtroper Год назад
Don’t ask me how the all the dutch ended up in South America after I got the Burgundian inheritance 😳
@taikutsunaneko9125
@taikutsunaneko9125 10 месяцев назад
do you remember the good old days that expelling people converting cities
@anonymousman34
@anonymousman34 4 месяца назад
those are rookie numbers
@davidepoggi
@davidepoggi Год назад
- How many humans, after all?
@rinzzler366
@rinzzler366 4 месяца назад
That always bpthered me, the npcs never get native revolts.
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 Год назад
I just ignore the natives. Before getting Conquest of Paradise though (and thus being able to set the colonization policies) I would genocide entire continents for annoying me.
@bishoprudinn28
@bishoprudinn28 Год назад
pffft only 982??
@majorgrafoyni3823
@majorgrafoyni3823 3 месяца назад
I’m just glad that every time I open up RU-vid, this short pop ups first. Just think that this is the most hilarious short I’ve ever seen in my life
@John_1-1_in_Japanese
@John_1-1_in_Japanese 4 месяца назад
I really don't think its worth it anyways. Taking the Assimilation native policy + the Clergy privilege that gives uprising chance & assimilation seems clearly better. Yes, you lose the +20 settlers, but I don't know if the difference matters when you also lose the assimilation events that seem pretty common. Not to mention if you arent garrisoning armies there to fight uprisings, you're just wasting monarch points anyways.
@hotman_pt_
@hotman_pt_ 4 месяца назад
No, nowadays it's just better to get clergy privilege and exploration expansion policy to get -100% revolt chance
@maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa
why do people attack natives? I thought it gives extra development if there's more native population present.
@Midnight_Metro
@Midnight_Metro Год назад
It just gives a slight bonus to production (only like .01 per 100 natives) so it's not worth it compared to just not having to ever worry about a colony getting damaged.
@safs3098
@safs3098 Год назад
​@@Midnight_Metro wait, it it's 0.1 per 100 natives then a province with 6000 natives can give 6 production bonus which is hige
@Midnight_Metro
@Midnight_Metro Год назад
@@safs3098 No, I said .01 per 100 native, so a province is 6000 would give you .6. Negligible.
@safs3098
@safs3098 Год назад
@midnight6150 so it's worthless then. 0.6 production doesn't justify the hassle of spending time and diplo points on culture conversion, especially since most are around 1 to 2 thousands natives meaning only .2
@Dremons7
@Dremons7 Год назад
​@@Midnight_Metrowrong, they give a bonus to base goods produced, which gets modifiers from stuff like trade companies. If your end goal is production and trade natives are worth keeping, especially on provinces with high value trade goods
@cabseyy
@cabseyy Год назад
I would love a “enslave the natives” option when you establish a colony
@Destroyer11204
@Destroyer11204 3 месяца назад
"I was ahead of time in mil tech and close to max points, I swear"
@Mr_Valentin.
@Mr_Valentin. 5 месяцев назад
I never chose anything else other than the native assimilation policy
@Wilderweincd
@Wilderweincd 4 месяца назад
To be fair, real life tells us that it would have been the best option in the long run.
@melfsade5557
@melfsade5557 4 месяца назад
real life lacks a comparison in which the mil points were spent on smth else
@nihil32
@nihil32 Год назад
Let's just say that each province has one chance before total extermination.
@flazzorb
@flazzorb 3 месяца назад
I got 90%: Improve relations 😀 Goods produced 🤑 Culture conversion cost 😶
@thetimelessone2173
@thetimelessone2173 5 месяцев назад
"Why is my army so weak!" Meanwhile their military technology because of this
@Cyd98
@Cyd98 Месяц назад
Was it dumb to march on every province do this in South America? Maybe but it sent a message
@prussiancat5357
@prussiancat5357 Год назад
based
@Hashishin13
@Hashishin13 11 месяцев назад
They did it to each other before we got here so, you know.
@Terralncognita
@Terralncognita 2 месяца назад
I’m pretty leftist IRL. But in EUIV…
@Danaraja12345
@Danaraja12345 5 месяцев назад
I always safe new world native from european power as ottoman lol
@arnavthesceintist1149
@arnavthesceintist1149 Год назад
Am I the only one who used a console command to get unlimited military power?
@inreallife530
@inreallife530 4 месяца назад
So sad “Holocaust” is not an available action in Hoi4
@hoseinsafaei9920
@hoseinsafaei9920 4 месяца назад
Better safe then sorry
@rektnoob101
@rektnoob101 10 месяцев назад
United States of Portugal for the win
@cristiamjulianayalape
@cristiamjulianayalape 4 месяца назад
I am a man therefore I am a human and nothing human is alien to me.
@namelessaugustus
@namelessaugustus Год назад
Napoli Juve aperol
@markphelt6395
@markphelt6395 10 месяцев назад
On a side note: I never liked that song.
@vierkantbonsai7450
@vierkantbonsai7450 5 месяцев назад
Me changing the whole culture to my main culture because I get more money: I always feel like a psychopath doing it...
@trohntobi6134
@trohntobi6134 10 месяцев назад
me after spending 800000 mil on Repress Rebellion:France i can explain
@shugafoo2847
@shugafoo2847 8 месяцев назад
I always go native coextistance
@nathaniel1207
@nathaniel1207 5 месяцев назад
bro i needed those 40 battles for my army modernization mission as russia, and im not starting another war right now im waiting on truces
@edim108
@edim108 5 месяцев назад
I am 100% convinced France is the best colonial country just bc they have -50% native uprising chance so if you're running exploration expansion you can take the +20 settlers colonial policy and still be at -100% uprising chance without the estate privilege for that.
@Kardia_of_Rhodes
@Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 месяцев назад
Not my fault Paradox didn't bother to give me a reason to not massacre the natives.
@galv4o212
@galv4o212 2 месяца назад
native assimilatio matches Portugal a lot, even historically speaking, at least in Brazil they allied themselves with many natives (those left over after the diseases) to exterminate other natives, compared to the Spaniards and especially the English, the Portuguese have always been more "peace and love" but this must be more because the natives of Brazil are less violent and more willing to exchange mirrors for gold (which for them was just a pretty stone) unlike the Spaniards who came across one of the most insane people on the planet, the English are the English, right...
@Cheetoxx
@Cheetoxx 11 месяцев назад
This is so true☠️
@ninjasheep7492
@ninjasheep7492 3 месяца назад
I once did it to the entirety of Canada and the US. My friend who doesn’t play eu4 was genuinely worried at how tyrannical I am in game. I wanted that cultural and religious unity though
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 4 месяца назад
And then there’s France, getting bonus events and development without once having to worry about native uprisings.
@LegoYoda7225
@LegoYoda7225 2 месяца назад
Humanist ideas + Native Trading policy is better and cheaper
@dylanevans9
@dylanevans9 3 месяца назад
missed opportunity to play the amazing attack natives sound effect
@followingfire76
@followingfire76 2 месяца назад
It's also just bad because you waste mil instead of garrisoning 1k and if you don't do it you get a production bonus. 😅
@TheIceTeagames
@TheIceTeagames Год назад
Guys just put some leftover mercensrys there they can still fight the natives
@stepanek7404
@stepanek7404 15 дней назад
i love how they just added 2 "commit genocide" buttons in eu4
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 Год назад
"Rome hasnt fallen until our last bastion is gone. And we arent leaving until we reclaim what is from us!"
@borisbubonja
@borisbubonja 14 дней назад
EU4 players when you ask them what really happens when they scorch earth
@michaelterrencefernandezli6688
@michaelterrencefernandezli6688 Месяц назад
"It's not a massacre, I only see numbers going down"
@emc3000
@emc3000 6 месяцев назад
Damn some of yall have never heard of accepted cultures.
@mchunter_
@mchunter_ 4 месяца назад
The Native just doing migration on another land i swear 🤠
@tariqskanaal8187
@tariqskanaal8187 4 месяца назад
You don’t have to do it just get a mercenary company to garrison it
@georgemakrov6174
@georgemakrov6174 4 месяца назад
And pay??????? Why
@l-nolazck-rn24
@l-nolazck-rn24 5 месяцев назад
I have wars to fight on the continent, not human rights violations to read
@Bezunk
@Bezunk 5 месяцев назад
best way to make sure your colonies are pure
@TheJbjfan
@TheJbjfan 5 месяцев назад
They asked for it after the third attack in one year 🤷🏻‍♂️
@fikriefajrie5724
@fikriefajrie5724 3 месяца назад
1 year i play this game and still confusing lol
@Albania4life535
@Albania4life535 3 месяца назад
I unironically do this every time i colonise 💀
@andrewleggott6821
@andrewleggott6821 3 месяца назад
Why not use the native coexistence policy?
@attiladerhunne2998
@attiladerhunne2998 11 месяцев назад
I did one colonizer game in Leviathan. They deserve it so much
@jkgzjhp1705
@jkgzjhp1705 Год назад
Only 982 weak some might say pathetick
@wilhelmpetzold6904
@wilhelmpetzold6904 Месяц назад
Im only human, they are not!
@dn7949
@dn7949 2 месяца назад
Ah, the Pest Control strat.
@mcbruh14
@mcbruh14 10 месяцев назад
Natives wont be attacked by a 1st great power nation, if they, you know... 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟭𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘀
@justcarterr
@justcarterr 10 месяцев назад
never read a paradox game video/short comment section- it’s either a joke you’ve seen before or racism
@alidz2588
@alidz2588 Год назад
Well.... they refused to elaborate.
@QasqaZhol
@QasqaZhol 8 месяцев назад
That is we love GTA games after al. Comitting crimes is a well known human tradition across all cultures.
@정찰가는건설로봇
@정찰가는건설로봇 Месяц назад
It's cheap than i thought
@aaronhpa
@aaronhpa 5 месяцев назад
isn't the goods production bonus worth keeping them alive?
@taikutsunaneko9125
@taikutsunaneko9125 10 месяцев назад
he is not an eu4 player if he spend only 982, it only makes 20 provinces with over 5k natives, real eu4 colonizer spends at least 5k military pover for filling 500k natives just for do not need to convert provinces after colonizing
@diogomelo7897
@diogomelo7897 8 месяцев назад
I can't be bothered to send stacks all over the world to keep the colonies safe until I finished exploration and expansion ideas. Better just go with trading and pray that RNG helps me with assimilation
@dr.coomer8027
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