1 pt - Finland (it's quite good tbh) 2 pts - Norway (It's not that bad) 3 pts - Latvia (Well... not good) 4 pts - Italy (Shes just screaming) 5 pts - Germany (SO ICONIC) 6 pts - Moldova (Good Vocals she slayed *) 7pts - Estonia (O O O UNICORN VIBESSS) 8pts - Portugal (To Much Sauce) 10pts - Ireland (I love nothing in this song🥰) 12pts - San Marino (What a vocals! He's like Conchita.... after 10 years in russia)
It's this time of the eurovision season again ;) For the fourth year in a row we take a look at the funniest entries in this years national selections and are looking for a worthy winner. As always: This is no shade to the artists, these songs are all iconic in their own way. You can vote in the comments with the regular eurovision points (12, 10, 8-1). The song you think is the trashiest/funniest should receive your 12 points :) Semi Final 2 contestants: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 🇮🇹 Sali 🇳🇴 Tresko 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan 🇮🇪 Hawaii 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
People seem to forget the funny part of this contest, in my view, Finnland was an amazing song and not trash in any way, but it still was amazingly funny. Germany too Kind of, but there the trash part is way more present xD
@@BodyAndSol96 i understand the lyrics, they might not be the most intelligent but why would they be for such a Song. Like, its fun, they just use some Stereotypes to countries and not even Bad ones, just stuff like food, whats the big Problem with that.
1 point - Finland - Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan Honestly not too trashy. Flawed, a bit, but I'm sure there was something trashier in the nf, right? 2 points - Norway - Tresko I love to see that EDM trash slaying the competition. Honestly not the worst at all, but it's far from the best and I can't really find another way to describe this 😅 3 points - Germany - Lied mit gutem Text I...sorry, I'm at a blank for descriptors rn as you can tell ._. I love those contrasting vocals :D 4 points - Latvia - Love Vibes I love those trashy unamusing contrasting vocals 🤩 5 points - Italy - Sali I'm unsure what I just heard? The sandpaper screeches are very off-putting, I love it 6 points - Portugal - Too Much Sauce I need an explanation for this song's meaning asap. Where is the sauce? What is the sauce? How much sauce is there? Please explain. 7 points - Ireland - Hawaii Indeed this is a song. I think. Maybe. In its own category. 8 points - Estonia - Unicorn Vibes Lmao Noa Kirel could never compare to this queen 🙄✋ 10 points - San Marino - Hard to Be an Angel Here I thought we'd never get better old man drag than Let 3 :o Funny but not really as trashy. (Are we just gonna ignore the peacock lashes? Yes? Ok then lol) 12 points - Moldova - When Love's Real Omg what amazing sandpaper vocals!!! Honestly iconic, but not in the way I think she wants me to think.
12: 🇪🇪 (omg I forgot this existed. Super candidate for the win!! She did not slay at all and gave us everything she shouldn't 💪) 10: 🇸🇲 (San Marino coming for that win🤩) 8: 🇳🇴 (pls no... I don't like this at all, so weird) 7: 🇮🇪 (It is a song that exists in the world indeed) 6: 🇱🇻 (Yeah Latvia had lots of contenders for this one tbh) 5: 🇵🇹 (middle... April Ivy should be here tbh, she was the definition of trashy) 4: 🇲🇩 (I mean could be worse) 3: 🇮🇹 (super powerful 'meh' vocals) 2: 🇩🇪 (It's trashy but sounds okay ) 1: 🇫🇮 (Absolutely not! It's awesome)
12p San Marino 🇸🇲 WHO IS CONCHITA 10p Norway 🇧🇻 ICONIC 8p Germany 🇩🇪 7p Moldova 🇲🇩 BEST VOCALS 6p Italy 🇮🇹 SCREAMING QUEEN 5p Portugal 🇵🇹 TO MUCH SAUCE 4p Ireland 🇮🇪 3p Estonia 🇪🇪 (or: 🇮🇱) 2p Latvia 🇱🇻 1p Finland 🇫🇮
HELLO EUROPE, Akrimos calling, thank you Simon for this awful show, i really cried and now let's head towards the point that i gave to each song. 1 point goes to Norway (i legit liked it) 2 points goes to Portugal (Feels like it's ahead of it's time like portugal 2019) 3 points goes to Finland (it had potential but they executed it poorly) 4 points goes to Estonia (i actually laughed so hard when i realised she was dead serious) 5 points goes to Germany (idk they had something just like finland i feel like) 6 points goes to Italy (why is she screaming?) 7 points goes to San Marino (croatia is bad? here is a cursed version of there "iconic" song) 8 points goes to Latvia (he had technical issues ... right?) 10 points goes to Ireland (How did they even got selected to pass the nationals finals?) 12 points goes to Moldova (she didn't update the vocals.exe file, that's the only explication i see)
12p Germany I can't even listen to this and would have muted their performance, had they gone to Liverpool 10p San Marino I can't even watch it without laughing 8p Finland not as Schlager-y as Germany, but still too Schlager-y for my taste 7p Ireland no, we don't wanna remember you 6p Latvia we're gonna remember you, but not in a good way 5p Portuga too many 'there's too much sauce's 4p Italy well, maybe this woman is an alcoholic or someone with issues, that's why she's looking this way and her voice is sounding like that, if there's an excuse for any artist, it's her 3p Moldova not a bad song, not a bad vocalist either, but this one longer note just sounded too shrill, shot happens, the rest of her performance was probably OK 2p I prefer Israel's Unicorn to this, maybe with a better staging, backing vocals and a more enthusiastic vocal performance, this wouldn't have been that bad 1p Norway this is just a normal dance song, maybe it just doesn't match your acquired taste, although this dance to it seems weird. But it definitely doesn't belong into the trash category.
12: Portugal (My favourite part is where he says "pjzzbizwwznmeppeynte CANTO") 10: Norway 8: Italy 7: San Marino 6: Ireland 5: Latvia 4: Moldova 3: Germany 2: Estonia 1: Finland
1 pt - Ireland (it´s a bad song but i can´t laught after knowing the meaning) 2 pts - Findland (It's the kind of song i would like ironically) 3 pts - Latvia (that wasn´t thaaaaaat bad) 4 pts - portugal (Too much sauce) 5 pts - Estonia (we have a different unicorn in eurovision) 6 pts - Norway (it´s funky) 7pts - Germany (the dance of the backing vocalist really sells the show) 8pts - Italy (in a difference setting, like in a horror movie, this could be great) 10pts - San marino (It made me feel nothing) 12pts - Moldova (that vocals makes me shake)
12- Italy 10- Moldova 8- Estonia 7- San Marino (I am disappointed that it is not the one where the guy is screaming power in the most annoying voice) 6- Norway 5- Latvia 4- Ireland 3- Portugal 2- Germany 1- Finland (Please don't let this song advance; I actually love this song and it is one of my favorite eliminated songs this year)
12 - 🇮🇪 Hawaii 10 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 8 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 7 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 6 - 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 5 - 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 4 - 🇮🇹 Sali 3 - 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 2 - 🇳🇴 Tresko 1 - 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan
1 point - Norway (i kinda liked this one) 2 points - Finland (okish?) 3 points - Latvia (kind of okish?) 4 points - Germany (didn't care much for this so idk) 5 points - Ireland (this country still finds a way to be mid in the trash contest gotta love the dedication) 6 points - Portugal (pretty trash, i like it) 7 points - Moldova (it's serving manel navarro) 8 points - San Marino (literally perfect) 10 points - Estonia (outsold noa kirel) 12 points - Italy (the only contest my country deserves to win, she looks like she just woke up and i love that energy)
12 points to Estonia (I will always support the OOH OOH OOH UNICORN VIBES OOH OOH OOH MAKE YOU FEEL FINE, like, until I die) 10 points go to Ireland (King deserved to qualify so much! He brought exactly what this contest needed!) 8 points go to San Marino (Disappointed, I'm sure San Marino had something even trashier available but this will do, btw the make-up is just🤌) 7 points go to Portugal (TOO MUCH SAUCE TOO MUCH SAUCE, TOOMUCHSAUCE TOOMUCHSAUCE) 6 points go to Germany (Obv pick for Germany for this contest) 5 points go to Moldova (Newest vocalist of the year 😍) 4 points go to Italy (This semi is just so strong I can't believe this queen only gets 4 Points from me but sadly I have to make a choice) 3 points go to Latvia (I literally forgot about this, and being forgettable is NOT a good thing, not even in a trash contest) 2 points go to Norway (I mean, yeah, pretty trashy, but in a strong semi like this....) 1 point goes to Finland (a genuinely good song? Seems like UMK had nothing to offer for THIS contest...)
Sad that Moldova's Nikko T with 'Destiny' isn't here. His dustbin levels of dancing and creepy song writing make him iconic alongside the masterpiece that is "My favourite schoolgirl". 12 Points - Ireland *HONERABLE MENTION HERE THAT JOHNNY ROTTEN'S WIFE WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT WITH ALZHEIMERS DIED* 10 Points - Estonia 8 Points - Norway 7 Points - Latvia 6 Points - Portugal 5 Points - Finland 4 Points - Moldova 3 Points - San Marino 2 Points - Italy 1 Point - Whoever I missed!
12 HaWaIi 10 moldova SLAYED QUEEN 8 SAN MARINO ICONIC ONE 7 Estonia give us that bad a*s attitude yas girlll 6 Germany idk this is just hilarious 5 Portugal yes too much sauce 4 Finland i luv their going nowhere vibe so well 3 Norway oh well lol 2 Italy our grandma screamin 1 Latvia wtf is this
12: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 10: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 8: 🇩🇪 Lied Mit Gutem Text 7: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 6: 🇳🇴 Tresko 5: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 4: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 3: 🇮🇹 Sali 2: 🇫🇮 Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan 1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii
1 point goes to italy 2 points go to norway 3 points go to germany 4 points go to moldova 5 points go to ireland 6 points go to finland 7 points go to latvia 8 points go to portugal (nearly died from the colors, SLAYY) 10 points go to san marino (WTFF, BUT SLAYY) and finally, 12 points go to estonia (SLAY MERILYN YOU AT THAT LIKE A MARSHMALLOW, SLAYY)
12 points to Norway 10 points to Estonia 8 points to Lativia 7 points to San Marino 6 points to Moldova 5 points to Ireland 4 points to Italy 3 points to Finland 2 points to Germany 1 point to Portugal
There's so much trash on this🤩 semifinal 12. San Marino (me trying to sing opera AMAZING) 10. Germany (lo lo lo lo) 8. Moldovo (trash + poor budget) 7. Italy (halloween witch?) 6. Norway (cringe and trash) 5. Estonia (here begins the trash) 4. Ireland (more boring than trash) 3. Portugal (what) 2. Latvia (meh) 1. Finland (nah, doesn't even deserve to be at ETC)
12p 🇮🇪 (hawaiIiIi, omg i remember this pls send help 💀) 10p 🇸🇲 (san marino is here for the win ayyy) 8p 🇩🇪 (NICHT IKKE HÜFTGOLD *cries in german*) 7p 🇲🇩 (help the vocals) 6p 🇪🇪 (oh this is not israel) 5p 🇱🇻 (help the lyrics are so offbeat 😭) 4p 🇳🇴 (its funky ig) 3p 🇵🇹 (its okay) 2p 🇮🇹 (this is also fine) 1p 🇫🇮 (omg i loved them in umk wdym trash?)
I just realized what the prompt is actually about so here's my ranking (edited, I didn't feel like writing all over again) 1. Ireland 2. San Marino 3. Latvia 4. Moldova 5. Norway 6. Italy 7. Portugal 8. Germany 9. Estonia 10. Finland (unironically my fave, not trashy at all!)
12: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 10: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan 8: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real (where Valeria?) 6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 4: 🇳🇴 Tresko 3: 🇮🇹 Sali 2: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii But let's admit - "Booty" and Lithuania are the biggest contenders to win XD
12 - san marino (was looking forward to enrique but this will do) 10- estonia (merlyn ate) 8 - portugal (overwhelming sauce) 7 - moldova (um) 6 - italy (shes so crazzzy!) 5 - latvia (he's trying so hard) 4 - finland (love love love) 3 - germany (dumpster fire that does not deserve anything) 2- ireland (also) 1 - norway (i love rasmus too much to have him win a trash contest)
12 - San Marino (Actually as good as Piqued Jacks🤭) 10 - Estonia 8 - Ireland 7 - Finland 6 - Norway 5 - Germany 4 - Italy 3 - Latvia 2 - Moldova 1 - Portugal
1 point finland 2 point estonia 3 point italy 4 point germany 5 point ireland 6 point moldova 7 point norway 8 point portugal 10 point san marino 12 point latvia how was that evne let on supernova lmao
12. Estonia (what amazing effects🤩🤩🤩🤩) 10. San-Marino (really princess) 8. Latvia (who needs this music?!) 7. Norway (2015's vibes🥰🥰) 6. Portugal (just weirdo) 5. Ireland (old kind 60's grandpa in hawaii) 4. Italy (relaxxxx🤗🤗🤩🤩😍😍😘😘😘😘) 3. Moldova (ok, that was strange scream) 2. Germany (nicht schlecht)p.s. i'm not german 1. Finland (it's really not bad)
Moldova - 12p 😜Yees queen give us nothing😜 Estonia - 10p UNICORN 🙄🙄 San Marino - 8p 😳😳 Germany - 7p😫 this 4 need to qualify and i dont care about the rest Portugal - 6p Italy - 5p Norway - 4p Ireland - 3p Latvia - 2p Finland (not trash) - 1p
12: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 10: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 8: 🇮🇪 Hawaii 7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 4: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text (i hate this. it is trashy, but not even in a contest like this i want to give it points lmao) 3: 🇮🇹 Sali (also not that bad haha - Italy cant be high up in trashy contests) 2: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan (also straight up a good song) 1: 🇳🇴 Tresko (actually amazing song, love this)
wtf. Anna is great, she has IMMENSE emotion, the vocals are shaky because she is pushing the emotion out, she doesn't deserve to be compared to these.., songs..
12: Norway (I knew this would be here as soon as I saw that performance) 10: Germany 8: Estonia (I hate to do this to my favorite country but Unicorn Vibes is too much) 7: Portugal 6: Ireland 5: San Marino 4: Italy 3: Moldova 2: Latvia 1: Finland
12 Moldova 10 Estonia 8 San Marino 7 Ireland 6 Italy 5 Latvia 4 Portugal 3 Germany 2 Finland 1 Norway 4-1 are unironically bangers tho especially tresko 🤩
1. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 12pts 2. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 10pts 3. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 8pt 4. 🇱🇻 LATVIA: Love Vibes - 7pts 5. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 6pts 6. 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL: Too Much Sauce - 5pts 7. 🇮🇹 ITALY: Sali - 4pts 8. 🇫🇮 FINLAND: Samaa taivasta katsotaan - 3pts 9.s🇮🇪 IRELAND: Hawaii - 2pts 10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt
1 p - Norway (is it bad I kind of like this one?) 2 p - Finland 3 p - Italy 4 p - Moldova 5 p - Portugal 6 p - Latvia 7 p - San Marino 8 p - Ireland 10 p - Estonia 12 p - Germany
If there is a 3rd semi final or "our hearts winner" prize, I want to recommend Turkey's 2005 entry Rimi Rimi Ley, as a Turkish. I'm sure we'll get good points at this contest too :) Good luck Europe :D
After a small sequence of robberies, let's go with semifinal 2 😍 12 - Norway 10 - Finland 8 - Estonia 7 - Germany 6 - Italy 5 - Portugal 4 - Moldova 3 - San Marino 2 - Latvia 1 - Ireland
Well I love this Semi xD 12p. San Marino (Outsold kween) 10p. Estonia (🦄?) 8p. Germany (📲) 7p. Moldova ( 🗣️) 6p. Portugal (💥) 5p. Italy 4p. Ireland 3p. Norway (🛁) 2p. Latvia 1p. Finland (🤙🤙)
