Even more interesting drinks from SCP-294! 

*PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*

@@tthung8668 SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB, MATE

And the gay, don’t forget about that

Milk is literally cow’s breast milk. It is not that weird considering many of us drank it as babies.

@@GalacticFox32 I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT :D

"sir this is a wendys"

Would you like some ice in that drink

@@212thclone7 no, I like it hot. really hot....

@@dan7533 ok

Do you want some lesbian in that?

I think it's his mating dance 😳

@@Angelic_Disaster_ 😏

@@Angelic_Disaster_ hey spleens, how is Elis dee and all of grays other test subject… I mean, sims doing?

@@samauman1747 Australian Man lit the grill on fire again, Colono is trying to drown in the sink with Ellis Dee, Bab Ross is dead already, and my daughter Blue Cheese is here is trying to establish dominance against Tonsils... So we're great! How are your Hell spawns doing?

@@Angelic_Disaster_ I am not sure, I haven't checked on them. What about Tim Horton?

Oh my god now i’m tempted to try a noodle with ketchup

i ate chips with ketchup before dont ask but i like it

@@justme4lif3 same

@@justme4lif3 they taste like fries when you do that

@@I_Love_Llamas to lay barbecue chips legit like barbecue

Sans

sans

Sans

Sans

sans

I often ponder this yes.

yes.

they know furry might play this game :| "OwO"

We are the developers?

im betting you can drink every scp in fact...what about the scp itself

Please,we do not speak of the man,SCP-[Redacted],also known as Zeke Yeager....

@@meepthescorpio6367 monke man

Should've typed "femur"

*ATTACK ON TITAN INTENSIFIES*

Whatbout…jerk,509,entidy,entidy 509,goo,natt,human,kill,STOP,D-9341,My Life Story,Minecraft,Craft,Mine,Craftmine,Tired and Hell Them

I was like 096 AWWW MAN

Julian Palas underrated comment

Funny

More like 0:52

Ye

Ye

Ye

Ye

Ye

as a non-italian im going to make hell seem like a fucking birthday party

@@s0rr03_ take the rifle, we're going to remake the Somme

i just ate leftover spaghetti with mayo and ketchup is this considered war crime in Italy?

@@milantosic Tošić. Enter the cell. Now.

@@milantosic I'm going to make hell look like a festival.

Someone should try it with SCP 682 and see how bad of a containment breach that’ll be

@@omori3703 OMG YESSSSS

@@alexluong5242 well that’s scp 1 so it may send a different scp 1 instead of the day snapping in two

"Hey can i get a cup of 049?" "Nah, what if i make it appear out of nowhere?"

Hmm what if did you type 035

Correction 049

Ramen Noodles oh no

AaaaAAAAAAAA

How romantic

Ramen Noodles me

I fell outta me bed

lol

I fucking had a stroke

Bruhh

oh yeah nice my cousin is vibin like shaking on the ground with foam coming out of his mouth. Hahah. Oh, Ryan!

bloody spah

and mini crit or crit with bushwacka

Ahhah

or boomer bile

if ya use boomer bile zombie come

Stolen comment

@@keikomai3143 overused comment

No other reply than complimenting the person who insulted me

@@keikomai3143 so "overused comment" is now an insult?

106 is the old man though? Not the machine?

Oh yeah I remember that xD A guy called Joe requested 'a cup of Joe' and the machine took it literally-

RIP president-elect Biden.

Joe mama

It was a reference to the cup of joe scp Learn some scps

Imagine he dies,we got D-9341 Name

Same dam furrys

God damn furries

Thats phacking too curse

Same

damn dude 69 likes lol

What? No way you never tasted blood

Lol mom look this kid never tasted hair haha

No really I've tasted both

Every human has probably tasted both, if you haven't you're just pretending to be a human

@@HusbandoCollector i oddly enough have tasted both mostly when i was young but i had a broken jaw one time and they took out all the dental bracing inside my gums to hold my jaw shut while it heals in place by just giving me localized painkiller unscrewing the rig and ripping it out it felt weird an uncomfortable amount of blood in my mouth till it just stopped in less than a minute honestly the most painful part was the local anesthetic the sensation of loseing feeling completly was not good doctors always play there discriptions of pain down i undersrand why because of the mental aspect its more painful if you think its going to be painful

ARE YOU Ricardo milos

Okay how did they think of this reference-

Wait he should try nuggets cuz why not

heisgoneishalldie

No ketchup in spaghetti

T A R

Coke / Pepsi is a dark red brown colour

Soy sauce

@@mudkip2400 dark brown

i said the same in my mind

95 likes no comments?! lets fix that!

They even want you to go to Gate A

"VINES ARE OVERRATED "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

What if you simply write SCP

@2 Noel 173*

Fun fact: There is an entire SCP article (somewhere in the 5000s) about The Foundation "taming" a monster and it's really wholesome

@@alfalldoot6715 its ''just another murder monster'' if i recall

oh nice you got 96 likes perfect

@Khaki Shorts your cat is terrified?? dont get started in 096 oh its ok 096 its o- *screaming intensies* welp holy F**K why come on 096 im only a d class pwease. *screaming gets louder* oh sh*t gotta run

@Khaki Shorts haha

...Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr

?

SASAGEYO

no weebs allowed here

@@RenarchyLeader im not a weeb but ok

[Log moved to Comment Folder]

Yes

I could see the art.....*shivers*

KILL DA MACHINE! KILL DA MACHINE! KILL DA MACHINE!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pizza_yt37 sounds like sans

Angry bonetrousle noises*

dude i just want water

SCP-066 went up to him and plays a loud sound and breaks the sound.

I haven't been jumpscared in literal years but this one actually got me

LOL

I feel bad for the kiddo

Why?!?!?

Wonder if he was black ✊🏿✊🏻✊🏽

@@grahampeterson3718 cant tell if your joking lol

UwU

fuuuuuu-

OwO daddy i've been a bad machine *nuzzles u* pwease punish me UwU.

H

They smell- "sniffes" fat and gay

luuuul

That was Beethoven.......

​@@Joseph_Stalin1940 my god.... MY LEADER WOULD NEVER SAY THAT AND SUPPORT THE ANTHEM. YOU FAKE SPY!!!! GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY

@@heenthousiast383 Дебил, I do support the anthem, I am not a spy, I was just saying that was Beethoven and not the Soviet anthem. I am Joseph Stalin, I have heard *our* anthem many many times.

Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated

What? yeah i understand the cod references but what is the connection?

XD

D:

I am mentally disturbed now

I would have just asked for liquid bread

wait, what?

yse

It's not jery itd eric

no...

U R gay

10:22 IT KILLS YOU

@@angrimunci2024 it doesnt it spawns SCP-106

@@SpiricoMusic oh s-

Same here-

@@gizaisaloser7426 oh sorry

@@slimewipe no i mean that i thought the same thing-

@@gizaisaloser7426 oh lol-

Hey, dont judge them!

Bro 28 may

Same bro mine is may 28 also

Happy bday (ik im late but still)

Happy day of birth

Happy birthday

Mtf Unit: NOPE FIRE

Bring forth the Holy hand grenade

UwU

k *SHOOTS AT HIM WITH MG42* done

The day that people will stop saying that they'll shoot us Furries I'll eat my shoes

Of course

The cup of OwO turned him to the dark side They way cooler side We have cookies

“Ouch *my ass is being eating.* “

Subject d-9341 designated for termination

@@foxesarenotred there is a list with all the drinks in the files SCP-Containment Breach v1.3.11. > Data > SCP-294 You can even add your own drinks

@@digger4money428 uh oh

@@theactualmiuiswaifu what why

@@digger4money428 idk lmao

@@theactualmiuiswaifu ah ok then

cause he was on ur head too

I’m already in hell, can I meet ya half way?

@@samauman1747 Maybe.

"it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

@@jaspercat905 in this case, literally. Or else 066 would be pointless in the game

I agree

you get the guy who said cup of joe in the test logs

I would order Coca Cola with apple juice and sliced pear

Death lol

Me = Your own blood

Then the bleach ad beside it be like "pour with confidence"

....

P O U R W I T H C O N F I D E N C E

*_PoUr WiTh cOnFiDEnCe_*

class d: and i kinda have a crush on 106 now OwO * blushes*

@@TheRealEd1t thats it You're on 999 duty Oh did i mention it was the j version?

@@seantaggart7382 class d: theres a j version!?

I thought you said Santa lmao

What happend hell no i wont try

"Wasent"

@@samjetstream9 cool

well basically it’s like anti matter. explodes the facility. except a little different because it goes from normal to pure black. it’s like putting god on the machine.

I thought of that to

How about a cup of Sans or sonic?

"tastes like onions"

im pretty sure it will taste like swamp water or something

Why not onions

HAH. GAYYYYYYYYYYY

So scp 106 is a guy confirmed

@@phandanglam9923 his code name is "the old man" he was confirmed a boy as soon as his scp was created

whats the deal with scp 106 why its supposed to be scp 106 is it gay?

SCP-106 - The old man. Somehow immortal humanoid thing, that goes trouth any solid object, leaving black liquid in the connecting part. Has it's own pocket dimention, from where it can initiate any sort of action. No. Old man is not gay.

How did u do that font

Teku Fluff he just broke RU-vid

Me: **internal screaming**

096: Hello Gordon!

yes

you need ultimate edition for that to work

Nothing happens if you try Chernobyl, "OUT OF RANGE". And the SCP-682 too, from the SCP: CB Wiki.

@@B58-Minecraft oh, well that’s sucks

@@B58-Minecraft isaid u need scp cb ue ultamite edition to work the mod had a huge scp-294 update

I’m sorry Conscience but I must agree with this human

Orange juice filled with blood and eyes

@@nikitaastakhov9252 then its not orange

You saw what happened with cup of joe

Happy Scp 682 noises-

That scared the crap out of me.